Haha, I bet nobody has ever thought of this before. #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CiP47uvAWPJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

My new album “Pure Butt” is out today on all the streaming platforms. If you’re wondering where the name came from, I’ll tell ya: 21 years ago I was an intern at an office in Midtown Manhattan. One of my fellow interns was a complete maniac. She would routinely bend over and fart loudly in my face, then roll around on the floor laughing until she started crying, and then would tell me she wanted to kill herself, and then I’d talk her out of it, and then she’d fart on me some more. I could go on, but you get the idea. Anyway, we had a P-Touch labelmaker in the office and one day I came back to the intern desk and found my notebook had been defaced with this label which read, as you can see, “MY NAME IS VINCENT AND I LIKE PURE BUTT” I recently unearthed this notebook, which brought back fond memories, and thought “yes, this would be a good title for my next album of erotic love songs.” So there you have it. The truth has been revealed. Now go listen to the album, it’s pretty good & features fine performances by @_mines_inc._ Steve Hono of @daughtervision BorO Veysman who is smart enough to avoid social media, and @pjdonofrio slappin some congas. Enjoy! https://www.instagram.com/p/CcVrj-WLVnk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I do love a 7 layer. 📸 by @evebrue (at Long Branch, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUYTcKvAXiU/?utm_medium=tumblr

I Am Trying To Make You Fart https://www.instagram.com/p/CUMJ5OfgTvT/?utm_medium=tumblr

Get a hammock, they said. It’ll be relaxing, they said. https://www.instagram.com/p/CUIyLeRv_sB/?utm_medium=tumblr

It’s that time of the year again. #comedy #livecomedy #standupcomedy #sex #hotdogs #macaronisalad https://www.instagram.com/p/CP8lSOpgGaU/?utm_medium=tumblr

Doc said I had to quit but man do I miss firing up a good tampon #smokeemifyougotem #tampons #mdw #elevenyearsago #timeflieswhenyouresmokingtampons https://www.instagram.com/p/CPiDX1KgTX_/?utm_medium=tumblr

Romance class is now in session, take notes losers. #pickuplines https://www.instagram.com/p/COX3x2eAE7J/?igshid=ts1b5ord7uj4

I posted a #new #song on #bandcampfriday today. It’s about #magic & #sucking at it. Go listen to it after you stop #lol ing at this #video #magiciansofinstagram #itsanillusion https://www.instagram.com/p/COB6cT2A8Ge/?igshid=1828fno25cno9

Introducing: The Least Interesting Man In The World #comedy #alkahaawl #timetravel (at Long Branch, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNyfOoUggIP/?igshid=p7c2vqn1nzlh