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Murderbot I love u
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I genuinely believe that some people could encounter a button that says “if you push this button everyone in the world has the opportunity to live a better life and your life remains exactly the same” and they would not push it.
They’d be like “well that button’s not fair to me, though,” even though there’s literally no other buttons around and nothing newly bad would happen to them if the button was pushed.
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
#went with the bed temperature#laundry was tempting#but ultimately#im capable of folding my clean laundry#whether or not I actually do#but no amount of executive functioning wins will promise a perfect bed temp#and getting enough sleep makes all the other stuff easier
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yummy pomegranate
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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
#reblogging for my fiance#who know that their shotgun seat role is loudly admire any beautiful scenery#so that i know it is being appreciated
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farmer market gfs
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Don’t hate me for this
#the serpent gates#a.k. larkwood#csorwe#qanwa shuthmili#spoiler#the thousand eyes#wizards vs lesbians#good fanart
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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
#always reblog holding a gun to a mushroom#one of the great works of our time#i think about this all the time#world heritage post
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Happy Valentine's Day to my Leverage OTP... Parker/Piles of Money 😆
For my @sweetspicybingo bingo card, prompt: cloud nine.
#leverage#ot3#parker#adorable#fanart#excellent fanart#good work#she's so happy!#they're such good boyfriends
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imagine being the most devout little freak nun in the world and you have to watch God have a threesome with two of your mean coworkers at the dinner table. that happened to my friend harrow nonagesimus
#excuse me that's the most devout little freak nun in the universe#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus
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When I think of you, I want to be alone together. I want to strive against and for. I want to live in contact. I want to be a context for you, and you for me.
#always reblog laya's sapphic book art#always reblog laya's tihylttw art#this is how you lose the time war#red and blue#good fanart
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Can we please adress the fact that snow leopards have questionable relationship with gravity? They can jump on the length of 50 feet (we are so bloody lucky that they are not agressive towards humans).
Where are you, dude, on a dance floor?
And they can stand?? Like people???
Why so cute and absurde?
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