Breakfast Stand
At the start of the morning we
Search for hope of food variety
The meal of breakfast is in danger
There's a child of a thousand "no"s
They've gone amok with their vetos
Their pickiness will pave their path, to starvation
Then the one with a meter'd rhyme
In the service of freshness
They're protecting the breakfast time
It's a tale that will leave you breathless
In the face of the child relentless
Green eggs and haaaaaam
I would not, I could not, in a box,
Will not graze on your green eggs,
I could not, I would not, with a fox,
No matter how much you beg,
On a boat, on a train, in a tree,
No I do not want ham,
Crazy one with your food let me be,
Do not like them, no, Sam-I-Am
In the quest for a different food
In the face of a toddler's changing mood
Whose only face is one of hating
It's a fight with a recipe
And a toddler's inhumanity
Their urge to disagree an aw-ful fixation
Then the one with a meter'd rhyme
In the service of freshness
They're protecting the breakfast time
It's a tale that will leave you breathless
In the face of the child relentless
Green eggs and haaaaaam
With a mouse, in a house, on a boat,
Will not graze on your green eggs,
In a car, in the dark, with a goat,
No matter how much you beg,
On a boat, on a train, in a tree,
No I do not want ham,
Crazy one with your food let me be,
Do not like them, no, Sam-I-Am
Vying for starvation, with child negation
Endless confrontation, aggravation,
Parent commendation, recuperation
Breakfast is your destination
Vying for starvation, with child negation
Endless confrontation, aggravation,
Parent commendation, recuperation
Breakfast is your destination
Just try one new fooooooood
Fine I will, try this food, let me be,
Just a bite of this one ham
Oh hey wait, this is good, now I see,
Oh I like them, now, Sam
In a box, with a fox, and a goat,
In the service of breakfast,
With a mouse, in a house, on a boat,
It's a food that is precious,
Guess I do like your methods,
Yes I guess I do like green eggs and haaaaaaaam
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Gamma Radiation
Psychic spies from Hydra try to steal your miscreation
And super-soldier serums dream of brief reformulation
And if you want this kind of green it's gamma radiation
It's the end of the world; a human's monstrous refutation
Banner may thrive on his own test drive but he's now his own ne-gation
It's understood that Hollywood sells gamma radiation
Can't find fault with Thunderbolt; so break your spell of raging
Bulletproof skin do you want to win or is that war you're waging?
Go green in a flash
And now hulk smash
Made by gamma radiation
Made by gamma radiation
Made by gamma radiation
Made by gamma radiation
Marry me girl, be my Betty to the world, be my conflict germination
A red-skin bride with no baby inside getting byes on publication
And when he goes, it's Stark who knows, it's gamma radiation
It may be a metaphor for war but it's made by Marvel's taste men
And Kirby can you hear their fears slinging bombs at Abomination
And Alderaan's not far away, it's gamma radiation
Sought and craved by those who praise, control of transformation
Everybody wants his help to end their main frustration
Go green in a flash
And now hulk smash
Made by gamma radiation
Made by gamma radiation
Made by gamma radiation
Made by gamma radiation
Destruction leads to a very rough road but it also breeds cessation
And Hulk-quakes are a pause of war, they're just another narrative ration
And the madder Hulk gets then the stronger Hulk gets, it's gamma radiation
Can't find fault with Thunderbolt; so break your spell of raging
Bulletproof skin do you want to win or is that war you're waging?
Go green in a flash
And now hulk smash
Made by gamma radiation
Made by gamma radiation
Made by gamma radiation
Made by gamma radiation
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Forgot About Thom
Thom Merrilin - Forgot About Thom (f/ Mat Cauthon)
[Thom]
Y'all know me
Still the same ol' T
But I been low key
Hated on by Red Ajah
Wit most fleas
Weevils and smoked meats
No egg and no cheese
No boats, no trained warhorse, no army
Mad at me, 'cause
I can finally afford
To provide my friends wit much glee
Got a cloak wit embroidery and it's all full of knives
So I can save other people's lives
Rackin' up in the Great Game in back of my head like trophies
Ya'll think I'ma let my harp rust
I'll bust nuts
You better string that thing with cat-gut
Who you think taught you the dice rolls
Who you think brought you the nobles
The well-breds, Lord Teds, and Damodreds, Battle Lords Diademéd
And a group that said muthafuck the shaved heads
Gave you a scroll full of ballads
To sing when you stroll through in your hood
And when your Daes Dae'mar wasn't doin too good
Who's the bard that they told you to go see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you royals that said that I turned dark
Or I lost spark
Ya'll are the reason that Thom ain't been getting no sleep
So burn ya'll, all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me, duel me
Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around wit me
And turn me back to the young me
[Mat]
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And Mera'din act like they forgot about Thom
[repeat above refrain]
So what do you say to somebody you hate
Or anyone tryna bring Myrdraal your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Just study the tale of his D-E-N-A.
One day I was walkin by
Wit an ashandarei
When I caught a guy
Givin me an awkward eye
And stabbed him off in the stableyard
Wit his own damn knife
I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not
I'm luckier 'n me tryna win a war
But I'm drunk as fuck
Livin' off of the Dark One's luck in ta'veren lore
Poppin out wit two Dark One's Eyes, tryna shrug it off
Burn you too, man, call the guards
I'ma kill you and them loud ass muthafuckin barking dogs
And when the guards came through
Me and Thom stood next to four dead corpses
Wit a bag full of 'works and a handful of torches
And still got their horses
So from here on out it's the Dashing Two
Startin' today and tomorrows the new
And I'm still lucky enough
To beat Whitecloaks and the Seanchan too
Mat Cauthon
There's a name for you to work your mouth on
On a dusty trail
In a foreign land
Wit my boyz Red Hand
'Til Tarman Gai'don
Settin' bolts loose on
The armies of the damn Seanchan
There's no way that we can press through, hon
It's ok, go with him Tuon
[refrain x2]
[Thom]
If it was up to me
Aes Sedai would stop comin up to me
Wit your hands out lookin up to me
Like you want somethin free
When my poor nephew was out you wasn't helpin me
But now that I got better company
Everybody wanna come to me
Like it was some disease
But you won't get a note from me
Cause I'm from the streets of Caemlyn
I told em all
All them little nobles
Who you think helped mold 'em all
Now you wanna run around and talk about knives
Like I ain't got none
What you think I dropped 'em all
Cause I palm 'em off
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Thom fell off
What, 'cause I been in control
Wit a quill and a scroll
Tryna get this damn Dragon off?
I ain't havin that
This is the Third Age of Aftermath
It ain't gonna be nothin after that
So give me one more Final Stand and burn rap
You can have it back
So where's all the real dirty work
It's like a swamp in here, Haddon Mirk
But all you baseborn jerks
Knew that I was strapped wit dirks
When you were working out how to smirk
[Mat: refrain x3]
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I am the Very Model of a Modern Duke Atreides
From “Pirates of Sietch Tabr”, the musical by Halleck & Idaho.
I am the very model of a modern Duke Atreides
I've information sources in the clergy and the laity
I know the Lords of Houses and I quote the feuds historical
I rarely make a move but I consult the fam'ly oracle.
The training of my troops and their warmasters is unparalleled
Their loyalty is such that no uprising will need to be quelled
Yes the Landsraad surely whisper that I am their brightest shining star
...as long as I don't get a visit from the Emp'ror's Sardaukar.
I plant my flag upon the tallest hill in all of Arrakeen
And speak plainly so that each man will know precisely what I mean
Upon the breeze will flutter the proud banner of the crimson hawk
Did I forget to mention that my son's the Kwisatz Haderach?
The finest of my soldiers is a trueborn fighting dynamo
All the houses fear the deathless mighty Duncan Idaho
My men regard him as the best example of a maverick
His friend can quote the best lines from the Bible Orange Catholic.
My brow is soothed by tuneful application of the baliset
A song performed by Gurney's not a thing that you will soon forget
And should you interrupt his song before the last words clear his throat
...He can kill you while he sings and he will never miss a note!
But while I am enchanted by the dessiccating atmosphere
I know that I must not forget my friend the Baron Vladimir
In kanly I am free of any trace of spontaneity
I am the very model of a modern Duke Atreides
After all my work has done the time has come to hit the hay
I lay beside my concubine who's been trained in the weirding way
The best part of my life I have before now been forced to omit
You'll never know true love 'til you have shagged a Bene Gesserit
And so I am unmarried just to have a kind of bargain chip
It's worth it if my house can earn an extra CHOAM directorship
In short, when I have full control of all the worlds' known spice melange
...I'll surely tie my house to the high royal Princess Irulan!
For all my power I weep that the scion of my noble House
Has chosen as his symbol the bold banner of a jumping mouse
For though I will soon be replaced by that young fledgling deity
I am the very model of a modern Duke Atreides.
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Gonna Catch A Few
I wanna be adequate
Just barely good enough,
I can play while smoking cigarettes
And maybe other stuff
I will travel across the couch,
Right to the other side.
I hope you all can understand
Don't wanna take a riiiiide
Pokemon (gonna catch a few) its you and me
I know its my lethargy
Pokemon, oh, you're an okay game
And I guess I'm kinda laaaaame...
Pokemon (gonna catch a few) grab one or two
Game design will pull us through
You enable me, I'll enable you
(Po-ke-mon) Gonna catch a few
A few challenges along the way
I guess I have to face
I will battle most weekdays
From my own workplace
Come with me, I guess if you want
There's plenty better teams
We'll see what's at the restaurant
Live the mediocre dream!
Pokemon.
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