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Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in

You do the rescue my husband challenge, where you try to pick up your "passed out husband" and the whole time Bakugou is making a face like year right.

His big pro hero beefy ass is making comments about how "Yer doin it wrong" when you try to lift him the first time, barely dragging his body and trying to grapple him awkwardly, somehow ending up on the ground with his "passed out" body on top of you. Him slotted between your legs cause you think you'll be able to stand up from under him somehow.

"Are we fuckin or? Baby the house is on fire and you're trying to get some dick?" Just teasing you before he gets tired of playing or you're brushing against him too much. He comes to life, grabbing at you with ease and throwing you over his shoulder with ease, slapping your ass so hard it echoes through the house chasing your squeal.

"Come on baby now I gotta rescue you."

mornings

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

how he looks at you when he's faking being turned on

vs actually turned on

(echoing) can anybody fucking hear me

i think that presenting cannibalism as a metaphor for intimacy was perhaps one of the greatest things we ever did as a society. Like you’re telling me you want to eat me, make me a part of you, consume me? that’s so romantic, tell me more, i love you

Suguru’s jawline, neck, gauges, ear, hair tendrils, bangs…. Need I say more?

there are two types of ao3 authors, the type that will post as they are being set on fire and the type that will post every two years.

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

is anyone else feeling stuck and waiting for something that will never come in order to start living or is it just me?

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

editing is so fun. I'm learning what the story I wrote is about

how to express emotions infront of people without feeling terribly ashamed of yourself tutorial

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand