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[during the fight with Becky]
Crow: Do I even weigh anything to you??
Mayapple: No, it’s like holding a couple grapes.
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My guess was
Satan
Crow every time you kill a hero. How the hell are they coming back to life??
((I’m not sure if you’re the same anon or not, but again, I’d suggest heading over to @crows-evil-blog who’d give a better and more in-character answer.
If you want my take though?  Extra lives.))
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Crow every time you kill a hero. How the hell are they coming back to life??
((I’m not sure if you’re the same anon or not, but again, I’d suggest heading over to @crows-evil-blog who’d give a better and more in-character answer.
If you want my take though?  Extra lives.))
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crow how would you handle G.I.Joe and Mayham (agents of mayhem)
((Uh hey there mod here.  You’ve got the wrong blog for that kind of question
I’d suggest heading over to @crows-evil-blog for that))
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ALSO WHEN DID 200+ PEOPLE FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT
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Kapt: Don’t you fucking put a hand on me, or I’ll fucking rip you face off, bitch.
Dash to Mack: What did he do to him???
Kapt, his voice cracking and tears in his eyes: Because he fucking read my love letter-!
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Crow: MAYAPPLE!!! Mack cut off my hand!
Mayapple: Mack, don't cut off Crow's hand.
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Crow: and instead of water we have.
Crow:
Crow: water
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New (and as far as I know of, the only) Nefarious Imagines Blog!
Howdy there people! Call me Mod Crow! I have noticed a lack of headcanon/imagine blogs for Nefarious and I’ve decided to rectify that! The ask box is open and we’re open for business! Feel free to send in requests or send in your own headcanons!
-Mod Crow
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Crow: Becky I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the heroes
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Dash: Bitch I speak for the trees
Dash: The trees say fuck off
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*(Crow squats down while he is talking with someone.)*
Mack: How to talk to short people.
Crow: :D! *(points at Mack, and proceeds to flip him off)*
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mack:*lays down next to crow* babe do you love me?
crow:not in the slightest
mack:for real?
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Mack:*trows a frisbee and it goes into the road*
Crow: what the fuck mackintyer?!
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Mayapple: your hands, i want to hold them.
Malice: Your lips, I want to kiss them.
Becky: Your dreams, I want to hear them.
Crow: Your toes, hand em’ over.
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Kapt: I'm dependable, hardworking, and a team player!
Dash: how would you handle a villain...
Kapt: pardon?
Dash: hypothetically. -slides his chair to Kapt and Justice, making an irritating squeak noise- You're working late! Alone. Suddenly a purple armored intruder bursts through the castle threshold and yells "This is a kidnapping!" What do you do?
Kapt: let's just say I would...handle the problem!
Dash: ...excuse me I'm about to get a phonecall. -slides his chair out the door, again making an annoying squeak-
Justice: well. Your resumé seems fine. But I don't see any references...
Dash: -Crashes through the door- THIS IS A KIDNAPPING
Kapt: -slaps him with the power and might of ten gods and an angry crackhead-
Justice: you're hired!
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Malice: representing Macro City, a creature so fearsome...so terrible...so mindbendingly large! That those of you with weak constitutions, may want to leave the stadium!
Malachite: I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
Malice: TOO LATE! Ready or not here he comes~ Quake with fear you mortal fools! Bow down before the awesome might of-
Scorpior: -Crashes through the wall-
Malice: This huge guy that's carrying the real contestant. CROW!
Crow: c:<
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