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Salt and Light.
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okay tumblrās exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks āwhere can i find you on social mediaā and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of yāall change urls every week like youāre in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didnāt send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words āconnect with me on tumblr!ā is on the ao3 profile of an author iām actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.
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Spike insulting Giles will never get old
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why does nobody ever talk about angel and spike fighting over the shanshu prophecy?
when spike points out that angel views his soul as a curse, as punishment, as being forced to live with the guilt of everything he's done, whereas spike fought for his soul. nearly died for it. the demon with no soul still wanted to do the right thing, to be a good man, so desperately he would destroy himself for the chance.
and then angel says something VERY interesting to spike. spike says he thinks angel hates him because he's a living reminder of his evil. "cause every time you look at me, you see every dirty little thing i've done. all the lives i've taken. because of you. drusilla sired me, but you made me a monster."
and angel, the man who, without his soul, tortures and kills people sadistically for fun and feasting, the man who insists he is not angelus, says, "i didnāt make you, spike. i just opened up the door and let the real you out."
SUCH an interesting thing to say, angel! let's talk about this. no, pleaseāgo on. explain how you are better than spike in any way. i'm fascinated. i'd love to hear how you and angelus are different people but the demon who possessed william the poet is somehow the same as the man.
you can't have it both ways, you horrifically catholic man. you aren't a better person just because you've suffered more.
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Not one single thought behind those eyes just two LETHAL airheads
Sarah and James understanding the assignment like no one has ever done before. SMG was manifesting James as a love interest after seeing what they gave her with Marc Iām CONVINCED š¹š¹š¹
THE MIRRORED HAND PLACEMENTS AND THEIR BODIES LITERALLY MAKING A HEART SHAPE
The air head father daughter husband holy trinity energy is unmatched in this scene
Iāve never seen anyone look so disappointed in Xander for hurting Buffy IN MY LIFE looking at him like how could you speak to my future wife like that??? and you call yourself her friendā¦.
aaaaannnnnddd already completely forgotten anyone or anything else exists
The faces of two people who are forever changed and will be completely haunted by how loved and cherished they felt in the arms of their enemy
#spuffy#something blue#something blue btvs#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#spike x buffy#buffy x spike#otp#otps
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.14
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What is this? The late-night stakeout, the bogus suspects, the flask.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
5.14 | Crush
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Everyone remembers that in Episode 3 Obi-Wan had the high ground. But no one thinks about how in Episode 1 he had the lowest of the low ground and still killed Darth Maul. So the real lesson is don't fight Obi-Wan one on one. He'll lie to you about what's important and kill you anyway.
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I love when a character in Midsomer Murders says āI just canāt believe a murderās happened here.ā You canāt? You canāt believe a murder could happen? Here? In Midsomer County? Really?
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holy shit this episode was wild
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#dungeons and dragons#dnd#dungeons and dragons movie#honor among thieves#dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves
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I'm in love with this chaos!
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.
So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".
So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.
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