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I don’t care if you’re a middle aged, traumatized man who’s committed unspeakable atrocities, put on the cat ears NOW!!!!!
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könig and his massive rooster wip 👑 🐓
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the fear to move on to a new fandom with all my past fandom related sins !!?
#from jojo to cod except i know lots about jojo and absolutely nothing about cod#by past sins i mean uh… very much not safe for work nor anywhere stuff…#let’s say… things that will get me in mad trouble…#… woopsie#ANYWAY#AND BY TROUBLE I MEAN EW STUFF LIKE VERY WEIRD KINKS BUT COME ON GUYS IS JOJO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 😭#the ‘weirdest’ stuff i’ve seen in cod so far is like very mild gore and dubcon/noncon#… and the fact that it doesn’t faze me at all should be telling enough#just saying
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dw guys he just tripped
#sub!konig#sub!könig#bottom!konig#bottom!könig#konig#könig#testing the waters with this one ngl#might delete this depending how it goes#you ask him to bark and he will do so while hard#you can’t see us but imagine you are right behind him doing whatever your dirty heart desires#this one is for the switch/vers/top/dome#sketch#fanart#alternative tittle: ‘bend over’ ‘bend what? over’#…#… badum tss#… i’m sorry
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könig's breeding kink. 🍼
könig can't deny the craving he has for a family with you. he wants to see you big and swollen with his babies, committed to him.
könig struggles to pull out, not because he's distracted and not focusing on where his hot, potent cum will be going and the consequences of unprotected sex, it's the opposite in fact. it's all he can think about, his eyelids heavy with delirium and eyes rolled back, desperate to force his creamy stickiness inside of your puffy pussy, pleading with you shamefully.
he'll go badshit crazy when you wear something skimpy or revealing, like a sundress, for example. his breathing is laborious and uncontrollable, his cheeks flushed a rosy pink, and his hung cock begins to swell with arousal weeping orbs of his milky cum. easy access, why don't you go for a quickie, mäusi?
whenever könig sees how motherly you are around other children, he can't keep his eyes off of you, his heart slamming against his chest, against his sternum at the sight of you holding your friend's newborn baby. he could cry, and he definitely would if he was in the comfort of your arms, but he holds himself back, the baby calm and relaxed at your sweet touch.
although once you finally agree, there's no keeping any form of clothing on your figure, engel. he has to make sure he's inside you nearly 24/7, insisting you must do as he pleases.
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help he’s my wet dream come true
#every time you see me rambling about a big chested/older/gym guy it’s about HIM#but he’s a sluttt the type of slut that will look at you like ówò but he’s fucked a third of the girls at the gym#and he’s getting to me HELP my pussy says yes but my brain says no#like i wanna have a lil taste—#if only he shut up about his conquests then i wouldn’t mind heheheh but NO#you stupid slut bitch why did you act all nice to me? when we both know you only want ONE thing from me. quit being nice and helpful and hot#rambling about thick hairy men. one specifically. you guys wouldn’t judge me if you say him. plus he’s huge literally my wet dream man#edit: just so y’all get an idea he’s like price but slightly more hairy and almost ginger. ALMOST
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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
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daaaadyy’s hoooomee
#user27938382 hit me up for another comm 😍😍😍#come here babe i’ll give you sloppy top for another $100 tip (plus i’ll take yours)#he doesn’t know but every months or so when i see a dm from him i’m all giggling and shit i love him#yes i’ll draw all the waifus for you yes my lord opening their cheeks? how marvelous my good gracious
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open wide
#konig#cod#call of duty#könig#konig x you#konig x reader#sort of#imagine you are under there hehehe#fanart#sketch
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
#this how i feel about the fucking dumbass in my gym he’s so fucking stupid but he’s got huge tits what is a girl to do#sadly he’s more than dumb so :c i’ll never get a piece of that ass *sobs*
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THE SIZE DIFFERENCE HOWLEE SHIT
#i wanna grab his tits the same way that dude does#whyy isn’t he real#he would kill me#wait no— he wouldn’t even waste his time looking my way#yautja#predator#i want him so bad argg
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i had a chance… but this stupid man had to be stupid
#and a dumbass and a LIAR#he’s been hitting on me and i was like alr you seem nice enough#but i live in a town. everyone knows everyone in a town#man has one gf and multiple fwb#???#not interested in being part of that harem BYE#atp i’ll lose my v card at 50 yo#man doesn’t even get i’m done entertaining him no i don’t wanna make small conversation with a faker#f a k e#my fault for wanting to mess with a dude almost a decade older tee hee#he’s hot and (seems) nice i’m sorry#in my defense all i did was flirt back before finding out and now i’m just polite bc i see him almost daily#im glad my people got me and warned me about his relationship status if not i would’ve fallen for him 100%#i want revenge though… his fault for messing with a mentally i’ll bitch#jk im not. i think. i mean… my mom’s side got a very long list of mental issues—#but whatever
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dibujitos antiguos mientras jugaba totk
#link#totk#tloz#loz#tears of the kingdom#the legend of zelda#fanart#no i didn’t draw link’s arm ☹️ too lazy#yea he’s trans
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at the tender age of 12 i developed a huge crush on seedeater but not in a twinkified/anime version way. i wanted the monster
#monster fucker#creepypasta#seed eater#seedeater#the creepypastas to slashers/monsters pipeline#in my defense it look similar to mitachurls and everyone agrees those are hot right???#right…???
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if i had nickels every time my dad said he wouldn’t mind one of *his* friends to be his son in law i would have two nickels, which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice
#i’m basically using tumblr as my public diary#context: my dad befriends EVERYONE so his friends age range goes from 20-80#(yea. the tow guys where on the acceptable 20-30 range)#my dad is also weirded out i never had a boyfriend/partner lmfao#i think in his head is also like… the biggest compliment he can make about a guy#like ‘i think you are such a good man i would trust you my daughter’#call me whatever you want but i’m really just clueless when it comes to social interactions like what am i supposed to do ???#i haven’t talked with him much and i don’t see anything serious coming out of it but also this same mentality lead me to having 0 experience#idk idk i find him cute that’s all. i was hoping he would stay a random crush but apparently he likes me and IDKKK#dad’s friend trope expect i met him while we were by ourselves
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My partner found this image and I think it perfectly defines me.
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