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thesoftieanon · 39 minutes
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Even if Reader was intolerant, I am willing to bet they'd just shrug and eat it anyway, causing chaos when they go "oh yeah I'm lactose intolerant but I consume it anyway bc dairy is good and I care not about the consequences"
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1. Yayyy! I loved the two Wild stories this wk. it was Wild Week! (I’m biased, not bc I dislike the other Links but bc idk them so I can’t see similarities to their games or something like that.
2. Meant to say this sooner but after I read the divorce hcs I was very sad, please don’t do that again, or make another one where they change their mind and come back bc I don’t like seeing the Links permanently sad😭
3. I feel like uve been asked this before but Idr lol, so what do u think reader would do if they dropped into the LU and they were lactose intolerant but didn’t have their medicine on them? Like for me, if I go more than maybe 4 days without my medicine it really hurts. So they just suffer now until they get back to their world? Would any of the boys now what being lactose intolerant even is? And even if they do would they be able to find a solution? Bc even tho I’d love to be w them all, I’m just a very logical person and my brain reminded me that I’d be in lots of pain if I just dropped into their world unprepared.😭
Ok.
Totally fair! XD
As someone who hasn't played many of the "main" games, I can see why you'd think that. I used to be the same way.
2. I don't have anything in the wings that's that angsty just yet. But I suppose you'll be happy to know that someone commissioned for a "fix it fic" for both Time and Twilight and they have since been scheduled for the blog (with their permission, of course). :)
3. I think lactose intolerant people would exist in Hyrule so I'm sure some of them have heard what it is. Then again, it would be a bit difficult with some of them given how often they drink milk.
Like I can imagine Wild make porridge for breakfast or something and then Reader can't eat it because milk. And it's just something that they wouldn't really think about until it's right in their face.
I also don't think Reader would be able to get the medicine they need in the middle of nowhere so they're fresh out of luck. So they better think of something and fast. (I'm sure they can figure something out).
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thesoftieanon · 20 hours
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Okay, I'm gonna take... you! *Kidnaps Four*
Time to visit my favorite dedicated gluten free café~!
I always forget I can have whatever I want here
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thesoftieanon · 7 days
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Reader teaching the boys how to properly hold a gun so they don't hurt themselves XD
Has a “modern reader with a pew pew” been done before? I just really wanna see the chain’s reaction to a complete badass (maybe a spy or something?) reader taking down monsters with her trusty pistol lol!
I'm not entirely sure. If there was, I don't remember.
But you're always free to heck the tag! There's a decent amount of stuff there so hopefully they'll be something there that you're looking for.
I know there's some stuff that might be similar to modern! reader goes "pew pew." XD
The only one who has a clue to what a gun even is, is Wind. ...Maybe Warrior too, but I wouldn't hold my breath on him.
So you better believe that the boys will crowd around Reader wanting a turn with the explosion stick.
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thesoftieanon · 11 days
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Y'all when I think Hesper I think of the Drow Armor from Baldur's Gate 3-
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Like this right here, this is what I imagine people see when they first spot her-
See why people get spooked?
Credit IronTACO from DeviantArt for making this, flipping stunning (also I linked the page to this art if y'all want it, idk-)
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thesoftieanon · 11 days
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💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌
:0 Thank you!!
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thesoftieanon · 11 days
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Is it alright to do a request on a headcanon on mafia four and the colors like to platonic to crushing to dating?
The colors don't really exist in the Mafia AU but OH BOY LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT FOUR-
He met you in a flower shop (yes I am flower shop au'ing the mafia au)
It all went downhill from there
You just clicked so nicely, and it took him a hot second to realize he was in love
By then it was too late
He should tell you
He should REALLY tell you
Both about his crush AND his job
But you say/do something and he just- forgets
Legend keeps getting after him for it
You think he works at a gun shop
And, well... you're not wrong, per se
Worst excuses for why he's coming to you with bruises and cuts
"I uhhh slammed my hand in a door"
If you like him back, he doesn't notice
He's so dense, help him
He keeps chickening out of confessing and it's been happening for literal months now
Chances are you both blurt it out one day and realize you're both horribly dense
Or worse
You date his rival, Vaati
And while the man will treat you right at first, he has a temper problem
Four will have to come rescue you
So don't date Vaati, alright?
Literally will not tell you he's mafia until he has no choice, even while you are dating-
Like you have to either be in danger or figure it out and confront him
He would've told you sooner but your kisses make his mind go blank
... You're not allowed to be with him at work
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thesoftieanon · 11 days
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Yis safe care time! :D
@cloudninetonine @liccy @scribbly-z-raid @shrooms-nd-lu
I blame my brother for this
Apparently, I am severely lacking in the ability to take care of myself. I have been told to ‘do better’ with encouraging myself to do shit. So, naturally, I’m apparently gonna turn to y’all.
Let’s see if this works.
For every 100 notes (because I already feel I know who tf is following me and likely gonna see this) I will do a real self-care (now that I know what that means)
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thesoftieanon · 11 days
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I have a question
Question: does time have a lovely nickname for hesper?
Oh, a few
Darling
My Dear
My Queen (Mafia! AU)
Gorgeous
Sweetheart
Mine
Starlight
My Darling Hesper
My Love
Dearest
Yeah, just a few.
@luimagines did I miss any?
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thesoftieanon · 12 days
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I also have a lot of Telepath on my blog :3
Weird request but what if reader was able to read minds but didn't tell anyone, and one day they got curious and decided to read links mind? And found out either the intrusive thoughts or find out how much link likes them
Oh!! There was actually a whole other era we had on the blog with a concept similar to this.
The tag is telepath! reader if you want to check out all the posts that have to do with this type of reader. :)
I think throughout the whole idea the Reader got paired more with Warrior because he would be the one who would have the most interesting dynamic with someone who can read minds. Since he would already have a problem with being under surveillance all the time. His thought would have been his safe space, and to have someone who can pop in without him know?!?
Not to mention to easily be used as a mole to dig out secrets and confidential information and sell them all out to the enemy.
It was fun. :D
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thesoftieanon · 12 days
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To the anon who requested this:
Never
Again
IM LATE IM LATE IM SO LATE OH MYGOD anyways Divorce hcs with the links?? :3
Sure. Let's cry today. And naturally this has to come from you since this was your idea. :)
Masterlist
Content under the cut!
Hyrule
Easily takes it the worse out of everyone.
Like hello? He tried so hard to not only work up the courage to get past his insecurities, but to also allow himself the privilege vulnerability in a world that's actively hunting him down
AND ACCEPT THEIR LOVE IN RETURN!?!?!
That would have been years in the making
And then to have it ripped away from him??
To be on cloud nine than have the rug pulled form under him?
You think it's not going to go bad? that he's not going to be depressed?
That he's not going to rethink everything that led up to that point?
How bad are you willing to bet that it's going to get? Because I'm thinking potential self harm in whatever manner it may be- for better or for worse- since he no longer cares about what happens to him
If the entire world wasn't hanging by the threat of his blood being spilled, he probably wouldn't have survived that kind of hit, you know?
Not to mention that he's probably going to be able to look at you for a long time afterwards.
Every time he does he's reminded that despite his best efforts and every humble thing he had to offer you, it wasn't enough.
Hyrule: Is doing his best to make things work
You: Yeah, it's not working
If he was trying to save a sinking ship by throwing out all the water with a bucket, why didn't you say something earlier?
Or maybe you did but clearly things just weren't the same.
But after a while, his doubts and insecurities rear their ugly head
You knew... you knew that it wouldn't be the easy life, living with him. You knew. He told you. He laid everything on the table for you since the beginning.
Why did you agree then?
Why couldn't you have simply turned him down to begin with?
It would have hurt. But he would have been past the hurt by this point.
He would have already healed
He spent so long invested in this to make sure you wouldn't regret choosing him
And he's here anyway.
Not that he's ever going to say this out loud.
He's aware enough that you're allowed to live your life as you please at the end of the day- more so if you want to leave him
But why???
Why waste time like this? Why hurt him like this?
He dwells on this for a long time and it's going to take him a long time to feel ok again
It's best to cut it cold turkey then and leave him alone.
Warrior
What... what do you mean?
Weren't you doing ok?
He thought you were both ok.
You came to him, telling him that his job took too much time from him.
Warrior gets whip lash.
He knew it was demanding but he was trying his best to spend as much with you as possible.
If he wasn't working he was with you
You had talked about cutting back to save more so he could retire earlier.
This job was a temporary circumstance
He was almost there
Warrior would try to get you to talk about it but if you weren't having it... what could he do?
He doesn't want this.
It took him so much to open up to anyone
He thought you were different. You didn't go after him for his title or power or connections.
He just didn't think those would be the things that would be your breaking point.
Warrior thought that it was that you liked him for him.
Now you're telling him he wasn't good enough?
He begs, no, pleads you to reconsider.
He doesn't want to lose you.
He starts getting insecure and begins to question everything.
When did this start? Was it something he did? Was it something he didn't do? Why didn't you talk to him? Did you even truly love him? Why didn't you want to make it work?
He could have met you halfway.
Is there someone else?
That's a question that cuts him to his core.
If you truly decide to leave him and go on your merry way, Warrior throws himself further into his work.
His retirement plans were for your benefit. He's still young. He doesn't have family. He has no one depending or expecting anything from him.
He has no other home to return to.
Warrior will stay in the Queen's court then.
He will also stay out of relationships from that point on.
If another comes along then it will take a lot of persistence on their part to get through to him.
Four
His entire body freezes up
But he thought-
He could have sworn-
Sure, your relationship wasn't perfect but he was happy with it.
He was doing everything he could to make things work.
He thought that it was working.
What do you mean you want other things?
What do you mean this wasn't what you thought you wanted?
Why are you doing this?
Why bring this up?
No.
No. He doesn't want this.
Where did you think you could go with this?
Give him a reason.
Give him a single solid reason for this divorce.
He doesn't want to lose you-
But really... even if he doesn't agree with your reason, is that all the more reason to let you go?
Were you just looking for a reason to leave this entire time?
Do you think you could just cut him off? Just like that? After thing you went through together?
Have you been talking to someone and he didn't know it?
He gets angry.
He's heartbroken.
Was this an easy decision to come to? How long have you been thinking about this?
He goes to work, throwing all his frustrations onto the anvil.
Four wears himself out quickly.
After weeks of letting the process go through he finally comes home to an empty house.
He looks around his house for the first time since you mentioned it.
All of your stuff is gone.
He sits by the couch- feeling too tired to process any emotion he may be feeling.
Until he cries himself to sleep.
Sky
His reality crashes, much like the plate he was in the middle of washing.
He's sorry...but what?
Maybe he misheard you... somehow
"What did you say?"
You repeat yourself and say that you're going to leave him.
"....Ok but.... why?"
His brain shuts up and he's no longer thinking.
Goes along with it
Because what else he supposed to do.
Is this even something he can fight? Should he fight?
You brought it up. Is this something you want? Probably.
He loves you. He wants you to be happy. Would this make you happy?
He promised to do everything in his power to make you happy. He promised to support you through thick and thin, even at the cost of his own happiness.
He vowed that on your wedding day.
Sky tries to get your side of the story.
He tries to see what he did wrong.
If there was something you wanted out of him that he wasn't giving you, then he wants to know.
If there was something that he did too much of, he wants to know.
If there was a moment where you realized he was different than what you thought he was, well... he wants to know that too.
He cries every night.
You moved out early, not wanting to see him at his lowest so you could go through with the decision.
It's not that you hated him... but you weren't going to change your mind about this.
He knows that he was supposed to help with the surface settlement stay sturdy and strong, but he really just wants to be with his loft wing right now.
But what if you also went back to Skyloft?
Sky isn't sure he can handle seeing you again without breaking down into bitter sobs.
Even if you decided to stay on the surface, even if it was to get away from him, he not so sure he would be able to handle that either.
Granted, the surface is much larger than Skyloft would have ever hoped to be- but he would much rather you choose the direction and he'll go the opposite way.
News travels fast about your divorce.
There's only so many people for it to go to and everyone knows everyone any way.
Sky isn't so sure that he likes that about his people anymore.
Twilight
Sits you down and wants you to write it down
He wants you to write everything wrong with him and what was wrong with the relationship
He wants you to add as many details as you can think of
Twilight then proceeds to read the entire list out loud.
To your face.
Do the reasons make sense?
Do you stand by what you said?
Is it things that you're willing to work on to make it work?
No?
You're not going to let him make the necessary changes to even try?
He takes a deep breath but lets you go.
Fine. Leave then.
He already has some abandonment problems but he likes to think he's grown over them at this point.
Not that he has- but he handles it better than most would think.
He cries for months because he misses you but he's never been one to stay in one place or remain idle for very long anyway.
There's always something to do around the farm and the village.
And to be honest, the fact that he stays busy makes it easier to dull the pain little by little everyday.
Arguably takes the less time to heal since he actually has a support system near him.
His village family help him a lot and also help him to stay busy and distracted.
They don't want to give him a moment where he has the opportunity to miss you.
Not to say that it's a perfect system, but they want Twilight to know that they're always by his side even if things didn't work out in the end.
That being said. They no longer like you.
They'll be civil to your face and when Twilight is around but you hurt Twilight and hurt him deeply. They won't forgive that easily.
Twilight knows this but he's not about to tell them to leave you alone in that regard.
It really... really hurt and he's not exactly interested in keeping any kind of relationship in the beginning.
He'll never speak bad about you but he can never look at you the same way again after this.
Never stops caring about you though.
Twilight can't even bring himself to be mad about it.
It just hurts.
Still lives on peacefully though, just without by his side.
Wind (aged up)
Guess who's going straight into the ocean!!
Well- he sorta does.
He doesn't walk straight into it, but like a lot of other Links he's going to do his best to distract himself.
Not that it works all that much.
He leaves his cabana and gets back in his boat, just ready to spend who knows how much time along at sea.
It's worrying to the islanders.
He just left and hasn't come back yet!! Did something happen to him?
Wind is trying his hardest to find comfort in the familiar
But the lack of your presence is really highlighted with his time at sea.
There's just energy inside of him that urges him to do something reckless- to live recklessly.
But he's not a child anymore- and well... actually...
Who's going to miss him?
Aryll for sure, but she's a big girl now. He knows she can watch after herself.
There's Tetra and her crew but he hasn't seen them in a while and contact was few and far in-between to begin with.
The time at sea has him thinking dangerous thoughts.
And he fantasizes about worlds perhaps he shouldn't venture to.
If When he comes home- he actually goes back to Outset- not his cabana.
At first it was to see how everyone was doing after his time away.
He wanted closure- to see everyone for potentially the last time and leave things on a nice note.
He's finds the familiar he's looking for.
He's strengthen by his nostalgia and the love that was stripped away from him.
Wind stays there for months, building himself back together without you by his side.
It's not easy.
His sister and her family are a life line he didn't know he needed.
He tries not to feel jealous though.
He quite meet the pirates yet or they'll tempt him to join them back at sea...
Back to the thoughts and the blank pages...
The drinks.
Wind writes to them though and tells them to save his spot for the time being.
When he feels better.
Legend
HO BOY HERE WE GO
This guy- destroyed
I'm talking gives up on life kind of deal
He no longer cares
Do you hear me?
Warrior and Hyrule react badly but this guy is right on their heels
Someone is going to have to check in on his constantly
And I mean constantly
If someone doesn't, he's not going to get up from bed.
Meaning- he won't clean, he won't eat, he won't drink water
He's done- he is done with life.
The one time he had happiness- and stability- and genuine care from another person turned out to be a total lie.
Did you do this on purpose?
This is worse.
He hopes he's dreaming. He hopes that every time he goes to sleep, he's going to wake up and it would have all been just one messed up, scary and heart wrenching nightmare.
But he's tired.
He's tired of losing people.
He's tired of fighting, of heartache, of needing to prove himself
He thought he didn't have to do any of that with you- but he still fell short?
Tell him you're playing from messed up prank on him.
Tell him you're not going to do it.
Tell him it's not real.
Tell him he's dreaming.
Please.
Please.
Don't-...
Don't go.
He's sorry.
He's not sure what went wrong but he can fix it! He swears it.
Legend may not survive otherwise.
Time
Record scratch TM
Is this it then?
....Every meeting does have its parting after all.
Just... Just why?
You both promised until death do you part.
Time does not take his promises lightly. And he does not make them often.
Time feels long forgotten bitterness bubble up from inside him.
Alright- go then.
Don't come back.
He leaves before you can begin to move out despite what he told you.
He's never needed much. He's fine and content with a satchel and the clothes on his back.
That's what he tells himself anyway.
His inner child wishes to return to the forest but he knows that he's grown too large and too old- the magic would never allow him to enter into the comforts of his once peaceful childhood.
He can no longer make Epona run as she used to. She is an old mare now- but she's still his loyal companion, taking him far from the home you both once shared.
Granted, he plans to return... at some point.
He'll give you a week or two to leave before he returns.
He hopes you've taken everything you've needed because he packs up the things he plans on keeping before getting rid of everything.
And I mean- everything.
You wanted to part ways? Fine.
He'll burn that bridge.
Forget it.
Forget everything!
He'll start over. With less, but with himself and his horse and the little things that he needs.
It's not like his life had known peace to begin with- this is just one more disappointment to add to his list of life's backstabbing betrayals.
Forget romance- he never should have tried.
He never should have let you in.
This is his own doing- he fooled himself into thinking things were ok.
That this was something he could have.
A little voice tells him that Twilight still needs to come from somewhere...
But there are ways to pass on his legacy... or maybe he was wrong?
Wild
Oh dear
He thought he knew what it was to have loved and lost
This is different
This is completely than what he thought he knew
This... is worse.
You're leaving him
Because.... because why?
Everything was fine.
He.... he was good in the end, right? He did his job and saved the day and wanted to live a peaceful life
But he's not losing you to some accident or some unforeseen circumstance.
If anything, you're leaving him... out of a want.... to have nothing to do with him anymore.
Was he not enough?
Insecurity rears its ugly head and faces him head on.
He wasn't enough to take down the calamity when he should have, he wasn't enough to save his friends when he should have, he wasn't enough to get the master sword when he should have-
Are you just another person he's disappointed in his life?
Wild takes a while to come to terms with this.
A long while.
Long enough where you might have moved on by then and found someone else.
Surely it's nothing personal, right?
Oh goodness- when you find someone new- yikes
Someone ought to make sure that Wild gets out into the sunlight every now and then and that he's actually eating something as well
He completely shuts down.
He stays in his house- not willing to go on any adventures... or go anywhere in general
It would take a while for people (other than Zelda, I think) to even notice that he's suddenly a shut in.
Considering he was hardly home to begin with- going from place, to place, to place- and then moving between places so he wouldn't be in one place for very long- it would take a while for Sidon, Yunobo, Riju, Teba, Purah, Paya, Robbie- anyone to figure out that "hey, Link hasn't been here a while."
Zelda would have to be the one to either help Wild or get reinforcements so that Wild would stay active.
It would be completely up to Reader if they try to help him or not.
They would probably have the best success in getting Wild to take care of himself- but it could also very well make it worse when they leave again.
It's almost like they've died.
Except they're very much alive and Wild's not so sure what would have been worse.
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thesoftieanon · 21 days
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Last sentence tag game
RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.
Thanks for the tags @mistresslrigtar and @dubiiousfood !! Here is what I have, from the next of the depths:
Losing his arm had been a shock, but the loss of his gear was devastating.
Tagging: @flutefemme @leiladebees @louwhose @cooking-with-hailstones @embyrinitalics @ladyhoneydee @hyylia @aurathian + anyone else who wants to play!
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thesoftieanon · 21 days
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"Nah, my brain just has different wiring."
7! @lu-twilights-pup @luimagines @cloudninetonine @cafecourage @hanafubukki @doodlesbf @legendofmorons
Last sentence tag game
RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.
Thanks for the tags @mistresslrigtar and @dubiiousfood !! Here is what I have, from the next of the depths:
Losing his arm had been a shock, but the loss of his gear was devastating.
Tagging: @flutefemme @leiladebees @louwhose @cooking-with-hailstones @embyrinitalics @ladyhoneydee @hyylia @aurathian + anyone else who wants to play!
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thesoftieanon · 1 month
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I'm coming for you in dms Doodle you will tell me the story-
Doodle of hesper found her baby *blind child* Buddha as a dragon.
Hesper see a dragon infront of her but she knew that this dragon is blind and isn't like the four dragons she seen around hyrule since those dragons mainly stay away from everyone but this dragon is smaller but huge than herself. Plus, her magic item she used is designed to find people that the holder deeply wishes to find. Hesper didn't feel the magic item slip from her hands as the magic item landed on the grass ground with a soft thud to deaf ears.
Hesper: Buddha..my baby..
The Fairies whispers out in happy child like voices to finally found the mother of this child, while flying around the mother and the blind dragon.
Hesper slow lift her hands up to the dragon as the dragon lean their snout with the help of the four fairies til hesper hands is on the blind dragon snout that she felt familiar magic of her baby that she smile and tear up the blind dragon cloudy eyes tear up to the pin the tears fall down their face.
Hesper: Momma here, baby.. I've found you.
Hesper belongs to @thesoftieanon
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thesoftieanon · 1 month
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... Doodle
DOODLE WHAT HAPPENED EXPLAIN-
Doodle of hesper found her baby *blind child* Buddha as a dragon.
Hesper see a dragon infront of her but she knew that this dragon is blind and isn't like the four dragons she seen around hyrule since those dragons mainly stay away from everyone but this dragon is smaller but huge than herself. Plus, her magic item she used is designed to find people that the holder deeply wishes to find. Hesper didn't feel the magic item slip from her hands as the magic item landed on the grass ground with a soft thud to deaf ears.
Hesper: Buddha..my baby..
The Fairies whispers out in happy child like voices to finally found the mother of this child, while flying around the mother and the blind dragon.
Hesper slow lift her hands up to the dragon as the dragon lean their snout with the help of the four fairies til hesper hands is on the blind dragon snout that she felt familiar magic of her baby that she smile and tear up the blind dragon cloudy eyes tear up to the pin the tears fall down their face.
Hesper: Momma here, baby.. I've found you.
Hesper belongs to @thesoftieanon
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thesoftieanon · 1 month
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How dare you arrest me for my excellent taste in ballet aus 😤 Tagging @jullbnt bc its theirs :3
Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊
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Ok, I’ll go first
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If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
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thesoftieanon · 2 months
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@cloudninetonine
I've been hyperfixating on your Mess AU... specifically the Villains. And I have two options for how Ayri's timeline wound up in that universe. Option 1: Zelda and Link killed her dad, so she killed them. She is now The Huntress and possibly wandering the timeline seeking the other Links to take them out too. Does the Villain Chain know that? Probably not, but they'll find out. Option 2: Link broke the "never fall in love with the enemy" rule. He realizes something is up because how is this woman the bad guy? Like- yes she can punt him, but really, that just makes her prettier. (He's hopelessly in love, help him XD)
Idk what are your thoughts on this? It's interesting to play with because normally, Ayri's Link already is the bad guy (or just a plain old Idiot, yes that becomes his moniker). It'd also be fun to do option 1 but Link is still alive so when he meets normal Ayri, she's confused because he's terrified of her for some reason. Also Ayri meeting the Hero Ganons and being like "... You're all cool? What is happening-"
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thesoftieanon · 2 months
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Always XD Wonder what Hesper's male name would be...
Hesper belongs to @thesoftieanon
Flip Gender on hesper and time doodle
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Yes hesper is still taller than time.
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