Summary:

“I'm busy, Mikey,” Don said, without looking up.

Mikey draped himself over the back of Donnie's chair. “Busy stealing my cuddle partner! The jig is up! Hand over Klunkatron 5000 if you know what’s good for you.”

“Klunk isn't in here. I thought he was with you.”

“He was supposed to be,” Mikey sulked.

“Fickle indeed is the feline heart.”

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When I watched Mutant Mayhem in theaters I immediately made a rizz tierlist afterwards bc MM!Leo sweetie I love you but I couldn't look at the screen when you were trying to flirt

I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

There's an episode from the OG cartoon called "The Incredible Shrinking Turtles" and it was on TV all the time. Here's an 03 version.

Klunk is making sure to keep all his kittens safe.

He didn’t let them sign up for Demolition Derby with the BattleShell

Retaliation:

Reference:

03tmnt referencing the 90s!tmnt

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

Convenient rain.

(don't worry, none of the blood is his)

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

Twinmold

Replayed a bit of spirit tracks this game was so fun zelda my beloved daughter

Ended up being more of a timesuck than I would have liked. Tried to design a Link that includes a little bit of every Link (Zelda 2′s fully-equipped artwork, the shifty eyes of Wind Waker, some of the ruggedness of  Katsuya Terada’s art in the old player’s guides, the chainmail from Twilight Princess/Skyward Sword, etc.)

(EDIT: Man, Tumblr loves banding the hell out of gradients. Here’s a nicer upload.)

trapped