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thedetectivessay · 3 months
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Kwangsoo: Hyung, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Jaesuk: ‘I don’t know,’ ‘love you,’ ‘talk to you later.’
Kwangsoo: Okay, love you too, hyung. I’ll just ask Sehun.
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thedetectivessay · 3 months
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Jaewook: When I die, I want Kwangsoo and Jongmin to lower me into the ground.
Jaewook: That way, they can let me down one last time.
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thedetectivessay · 3 months
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Suho, coming into the office: Oh good, Sehun. You're here.
Sehun: I work here.
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thedetectivessay · 3 months
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Sejeong, over video call: You guys okay?
Kwangsoo: Oh, yeah. We're peachy.
Kwangsoo: I'm dealing with my boat phobia, Jongmin hyung is dealing with his rat phobia, and Jaesuk hyung is dealing with his ghost phobia.
Sejeong: So, what's Jaewook hyung dealing with?
Jaewook, sliding into frame: Them.
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thedetectivessay · 4 months
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Jaewook, reading: KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS--
Jaesuk: Geez!
Minyoung: What is going on?
Jaewook: It's in all caps...
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thedetectivessay · 4 months
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Jongmin, to the team: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding is internal.
Jongmin: That's where the blood's supposed to be!
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thedetectivessay · 5 months
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Charming: I hate lazy people.
Sejeong: Why? We didn't even do anything.
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thedetectivessay · 5 months
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Seunggi, reading the team's business email: "Is Seunggi dead?"
Seunggi: Only on the inside.
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thedetectivessay · 5 months
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Charming: I hate grapes. They discuss me.
Sejeong: What they be saying?
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thedetectivessay · 5 months
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Haejin: Let me know where you are.
Kwangsoo: Physically or mentally?
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thedetectivessay · 5 months
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Bohyun: Oh, I'm going to enjoy beating the truth out of you.
Jaesuk: You want the truth? Your brandy's watered down, and your Cuban cigars are fake!
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thedetectivessay · 5 months
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K: Stay out of trouble.
Sehun:
Sehun: No, sir.
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thedetectivessay · 6 months
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Sejeong: The way that A$AP Rocky looks at Rihanna 🥰😍😭
Seunggi: That's exactly how I look at Rihanna. He's not special.
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thedetectivessay · 6 months
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Reporter: What advice would you give the new president? What would you like to see him do?
Kwangsoo, drunk: Do a backflip.
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thedetectivessay · 6 months
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Seho, sarcastically: I'm just here because I'm so supportive.
Ravi: Do you think someone will die again?
Seho: Jaesuk's career might die again.
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thedetectivessay · 6 months
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Jaehyung: *says something hurtful*
Jongmin: I take offense to that!
Jaehyung: That was my intention.
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thedetectivessay · 6 months
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5 Kids, 3 Chairs chart: Season 1 Culprits edition
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