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welcomehomeincorrectquotes · 2 days

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SCP: Welcome Home:

Wally: *after causing a new D-Class member to break down in tears* I always forget how weirdly numb to horrific things I am. Do you think it affects my soul and the relationships I build with others?

Doctor Clef: *casually* Oh, for sure.

Wally: Huh.

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the-black-bulls · 2 days

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Vanessa: Yeah, but what’s their body like on a scale of Yami to Nacht?

Yami: Sorry, buddy.

Nacht: What? I’m the 10.

Yami: Sure you are.

#black clover #vanessa enoteca #yami sukehiro #nacht faust #black clover incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #vanessa #yami #nacht #the black bulls

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batfamgalore · 5 months

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*Bruce talking to Dick and Jason after a mission*

Bruce: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.

Dick: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.

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violent138 · 26 days

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Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."

Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."

Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"

Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."

Steph: "How does it look better on you?"

Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."

Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"

Dick: "Great recap."

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 7 months

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Everyone: *chatting around the dining room table for a family dinner*

Tommy: *hands Y/N the salt*

Y/N: Thanks, dad

Everyone: *stops talking and stares*

Y/N: *confused* Why is everyone staring at me?

Ada: You just called Tommy ‘dad’. You said, ‘Thanks, dad’

Y/N: What? No! I said, ‘Thanks, bro’

Tommy: Do you see me as a father figure, N/N?

Y/N: Pftt- no! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me!

John: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Y/N: I didn’t call him ‘dad’!

Tommy: No, no, Y/N, I take it as a compliment

Arthur: It’s no big deal. I called Linda ‘mom’ once and she’s my wife!

Y/N: Guys, jump on that! Arthur has psycho issues!!

Finn: Old news. But you called Tommy ‘dad’

Y/N: Guys, for the last time, I didn’t call Tommy ‘dad’!

Tommy: That’s alright, I believe you-

Y/N: *sighs in relief* Thank you

Tommy: -daughter. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Y/N:

Y/N: *tears up* I'd like that

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underqualified-human · 8 months

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*Ace watching as Yuu and Grimm sort through an entire stove-sized box of Valentine's Day letters/gifts*

Ace: What do you do to them? Yuu: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.

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nerdasaurus1200 · 2 months

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Angel: Ahh, come on AL, the hotel isn’t the problem. The night shift’s forcing you and the Big Apple to be around each other. You guys just need to bone.

Charlie: Myehhh….

Alastor:

Lucifer: What did you say?

Charlie: Don’t say it again, Ang-

Angel: I said you guys need to bone. *makes a lewd gesture*

Lucifer: 🧐 *starts looking up “what does bone mean”*

Alastor: *his voice is getting more radio* Howwww dare you Angel Dust, I am YOUR HOTEL HOST!!

*five minutes later*

Lucifer: *full demon* BONE?!

Alastor: What happens in my bedroom, Anthony, is none of your business!

Lucifer: BOOOOONE?!

Charlie: *clutching herself rocking back and forth*

Alastor: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.

Lucifer: Or me!!

Charlie: ….Why did you do that???

Angel: The boys were pent up. Now they know. Problem solved.

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incorrect-spiderverse · 6 months

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Hobie: "Come on mate, the strategy thing isn't the problem. Night shifts are keeping you awake. You just need to bone."

Gwen: [chuckles nervously]

Miguel: "What did you say?"

Gwen: "Don't say it again."

Hobie: "I said you just need to go bone."

Gwen: [whimpers]

Miguel: "How dare you, Hobie Brown. I aM YoUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!!!",

[five minutes later]

Miguel, shouting: "Bone!!!"

[ten minutes later]

Miguel, sternly: "What happens in my bedroom, Hobie, is none of your business."

[twenty-one minutes later]

Miguel, shouting: "Bone?!"

[forty minutes later]

Miguel, calmly: "Don't ever speak to me like that again."

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military-newsboys · 3 months

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Mav: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet! Ice: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet! That play ends in a tragic double suicide. Mav: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 months

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Cleric: Artificer, you doing okay? You scared? Artificer: I'm scared you won't let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flame. Cleric: You're right, I will not let you do that.

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azmaarts · 1 year

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Surprised to See Me?

I like to think that Jason sees Talia and Damian as ohana. But at the same time, Talia's like one of those Asian moms. So, Jason's also mildly intimidated by Talia.

Talia: Ya qalby! I'm so glad to see you! :D

Jason: *Violent flashbacks to the Talia's missile-aiming sandals*

#jason todd #red hood #talia al ghul #mom! talia #I don't actually know arabic #please let me know how to arabic better #my arabic comes from Google Translate and five minute research #and as someone who speaks another language and has seen the GT memes #I know Google Translate isn't the most reliable #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #I haven't digital arted in so long #the self-cringe is real

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all-da-ladies-luv-leoo · 7 months

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Leo: [Explaining his battle plan]

Annabeth: Your plan would never work. That last attack just killed Percy

Percy: Annabeth—

Annabeth: I can’t hear you, Percy. You’re dead.

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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year

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[Merlin struck by an arrow] Merlin: I'll need your assistance. You'll have to pull out the arrow and stitch up the wound. Arthur: All right. This is gonna hurt. But I'm gonna get you through it. Oh, God, I'm gonna throw up into your cut. Ahh, I saw inside of you. How are humans alive? Merlin: Okay, uh, I'll do the surgery, and, uh, you just breathe, okay? We'll get you through this. Hey talk about the new problem the court brought in Arthur: Umm okay?

[15 minutes later] Arthur: And the cow is still dead! What do the court want me to do! Reincarnate him! Ugh, what was that sound? I did not like that squish sound. Merlin: Just keep talking. And guess what? Arthur: What? Merlin: I'm done. I've sewn myself up. Arthur: Huh. Merlin: You did great, sire. I'm proud of you. Arthur: I can't believe I did it. I'm so strong.

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batfamgalore · 8 months

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*Jason is trying to give Dick advice after Bruce didn’t believe Dick could capture the Riddler on his own*

Jason: The point is, you can use this. There are benefits to being underestimated.

Dick: You’re right. There are benefits to being underestimated. You can get away with anything.

*far off look*

Jason: Dick? Are you going to kill the Riddler?

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #ed nygma #incorrect dc quotes #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: brooklyn 99

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incorrectafcrichmond · 27 days

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Ted: Okay, give me your hair dryer.

Keeley: What?

Roy: What are you talking about?

Ted: Don't you carry one in your purse?

Roy: Have you ever met a human woman?

Ted, on the phone: Hey, do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Rebecca: Of course. I'm not an animal.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #keeley jones #roy kent #rebecca welton #source: brooklyn 99

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 7 months

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Y/N: Buck, please keep an eye on Sam. He’s gonna say something stupid and get punched

Bucky: Sure, I’d love to see Sam get punched

Y/N: Try again

Bucky: *sighing* I’ll stop Sam from getting punched

Y/N: Correct

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