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thecat-inthehat · 8 hours
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I have some freetime rn so I'll draw some more DoD AU
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thecat-inthehat · 2 days
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We seem to have reached a general consensus
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thecat-inthehat · 2 days
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ok so like. imagine. you're a high-ranking government official and one of your colleagues has announced his decision to step down and retire, and named his successor, so you and your coworker-bestie-husband(™️) go on an official administrative business trip to go meet said guy. and then you arrive and you find A Cat in the bushes outside the office. it's in poor shape but its microchip says it actually belongs to your other colleague-and-friend. you are bullied into taking the cat to the vet AND letting it tag along despite your protests. and you finally find the guy you were supposed to meet and the cat is like. staying in the room. where you are supposed to conduct aforementioned highly confidential job interview. and you try to shoo it away but the guy you're trying to interview is like No i want the cat to be there. Because i'm nervous. About the job interview. Let the cat stay. I trust him because my pet bird loves him :). so the cat gets to stay. and then you keep going and you bump into yet another old acquaintance of yours (now retired and living her best hippie life) (which is highly frowned upon) and she goes Oooooh! Is that my cat you've found? :) and you're like, what the fuck is the deal with this goddamn cat, but you can't say that outright because you are a government official on a very important mission, so you go "i wasn't aware you even had a cat? also the microchip says it belongs to our other colleague" and she goes "oh well no i don't but clearly this cat is wearing the collar i give to all my pets so it must mean he's come from the future :) where i will own this specific cat :) hi little kitty! pspspsp!" and you're like, what the fuck is wrong with everyone today? and then the cat looks at you and says "she's right. i come from the future. when everyone has been turned into cats since the world ended. also i will kill you in about twelve thousand years from now. fucker."
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thecat-inthehat · 2 days
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ffxiv as a whole is like a ghibli movie. not in the way people usually describe ghibli movies like they're just peaceful and cozy and light-hearted but like. in the way it's a post-apocalyptic world and an active apocalypse story on like a dozen different levels and it's also all about society rebuilding after the apocalypse never quite reclaiming what it used to be but making something new all the same. and also it's about how gay catboys are equivalent to nuclear missiles
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thecat-inthehat · 2 days
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empty nest
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thecat-inthehat · 3 days
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Measure of a male character: does the cynical lesbian like him
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thecat-inthehat · 4 days
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Happy Lesbian Visibility Week to Alisaie Finalfantasy
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thecat-inthehat · 4 days
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I am Elidibus! And it is my duty to steer mankind and the very star upon their true course. This I swore to...to someone.
We spoke, and I swore...what? What did I...?
An elidibus piece I made for an event back in august, went a bit experimental on this one bc I wanted to capture that crystal/glass-like look to reflect the crystal tower where his trial takes place
I think i rushed this piece a lot bc i needed to move onto other things i wanted to sell for the booth and there were some ideas i had to discard during the wip stage but overall i'm glad i got to do a little tribute to my favorite unsundered :')
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thecat-inthehat · 4 days
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when you go, i am black and blue / when you go, i am inconsolable
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thecat-inthehat · 4 days
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me: chilling
the athena who lives in my brain, loudly: testify 🎶 come take a bite 🧚‍♀️🧚🧚‍♂️🥁🦋🎧pride🕺🏽💃and greed 🕺🏽🦋✨ thirsting for more 🥁🧚💃🧚‍♀️ twisted 🕺🏽and broken 💃and words left unspoken 🧚 journeys end 🎧🥁🕺🏽💃as I ascend 🧚🔔🦋🔔✨🔔🎧🔔💃🔔🕺🏽🔔🥁🔔🔔🔔🦋🧚‍♀️🔔🔔🔔🧚‍♀️🔔💃🕺🏽✨🔔🎧🧚‍♀️🧚🥁🔔💃🔔🔔🔔🦋
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thecat-inthehat · 5 days
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WoL: How did you find us? Thancred: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered "Now, who could that be?"
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thecat-inthehat · 5 days
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When the DNC partners you not because you have the best DPS, but because you've been judged Least Likely to Die
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thecat-inthehat · 5 days
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𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫       𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞
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THE ROYAL MENAGERIE: SHINRYU
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thecat-inthehat · 6 days
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thecat-inthehat · 6 days
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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate
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thecat-inthehat · 6 days
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