me when she's an emotionally repressed lesbian with a black bun that hasn't felt the touch of another woman in 30 years:
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there's just something about tall older women that could break my neck that makes me go insane
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the australian hair gel industry probably took a big hit when Joan Ferguson got arrested
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The way Vera Bennett was totally sapphic and the writers just chose to ignore it, like you can’t tell me the interactions she had with Joan in the early days were purely out of professional admiration, and afterwards? Absolutely reeking of sexual tension.
The way she looked at Franky and Bridget? Gay.
Her reaction to the whole thing with fletch? Gay.
Her obsession with Joan in season 8? G👏A👏Y.
I rest my case.
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smutty freakytits anyone? 👀😘
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If you really think about it, Hecate Hardbroom from the worst witch is just a non psychopathic, family friendly version of Joan Ferguson from wentworth
-cold, emotionless demeanour
-strict/authoritarian
-tall, black bun, similar physical features
-actually quite caring to the right people but has a hard time/is very awkward at showing it
-emotionally stunted due to a big secret of their past involving the death of a loved one (indigo/jianna)
-can and will beat the shit out of you
-lesbian
-milf
-should have gotten with close female colleague they were 100% in love with (pippa and vera)
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