his watch says nov 2, if you care. 4 days before nov 6, 1987. aka 4 years after will went missing. if you care

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

[Season 2 summed up]

Aziraphale's thoughts: Oh I shall team up with Crowley and make Nina and Maggie fall in love and make them confess. Oh what if I also confess then. I need to prepare everything to set the scene.

Still Aziraphale's thoughts: Ooohh a ball with dancing and tiny snacks to make it fancy and it will be like a Jane Austen novel coming to life and then I will ask Crowley to dance and all our problems will go away as I stare into his eyes....

Crowley's thoughts: Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe FUCK YOU GABRIEL Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe PLEASE HOLD MY HAND AZIRAPHALE Keep Aziraphale safe JANE AUSTEN WAS AN AUTHOUR?!?! Keep Aziraphale safe-

update for those interested: we are officially dating! and every time he does something sweet for others he gets so "mad" lmao. like we'll be driving (in his very personalized car that he loves a lot and suits him very well, that he always plays specific music in. no im not kidding about any of this) and we'll see a homeless person on the street and he'll just stop and hand me some cash to give to the person, and as we drive off i'll turn to him and say "that was very sweet of you" and he'll LITERALLY grip the steering wheel and say "...why. did you have to say that. you couldn't have just let it be??" in that very "im not kind!! 👿👿" way that crowley does lmao. i kid you not guys im pretty sure we're aziracrow reincarnate

tfw you realize that you are starting to organically develop a very aziracrow kind of dynamic with your friend/sort of potential crush lol root for us or sth ig

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife

thanks for rooting for us folks we made out last night

and for y'all crazies who are into the gentle dom! aziraphale tag on ao3... feel free to send me research fics lol

tfw you realize that you are starting to organically develop a very aziracrow kind of dynamic with your friend/sort of potential crush lol root for us or sth ig

My frame for the Good Omens fandom project Every Frame Matters, with a little bit of inspiration by Klimt´s painting, The Kiss!

Every Frame Matters project

Every Frame Matters Site

My frame for the Good Omens fandom project Every Frame Matters, with a little bit of inspiration by Klimt´s painting, The Kiss!

Every Frame Matters project

Every Frame Matters Site

mutual pining IS the best trope. no they’re not trying to move on, no they’re not brave enough to risk it, no they’re not trying to date other people, they don’t know they can have it but it’s okay if they can’t (but they CAN)

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

Hey rarepair shippers, I'm about to change your lives.

The AO3 Primary Ship Search add-on for Firefox (it's called AO3 First Tag Search for Chrome) adds this little checkbox to the AO3 advanced search page

And if you check the box, the search only returns fics where the pairing you entered is the first one tagged. This is better than the otp:true operator imo because it will show fics with secondary/background pairings too as long as your preferred ship is the main one.

You can even use the add-on in Firefox or Kiwi browser on Android mobile.

Have fun 😘

(more ao3 tips here)

if i ever become famous you all have my explicit permission to write rpf about me

I’ve been in such a funk since the concert. I’m not even sure I enjoyed myself that much. maybe I did. I don’t know

as someone who overthinks everything i relate to every aspect of this textpost except for relationships bc. do you ever mask so hard you've found yourself dating someone without knowing how it got that far

truly do not understand how people just slip into relationships and jobs and opportunities and friend groups and lifestyles. to me there are a million obstacles to navigate in a single basic conversation

in which crowley tries to convince himself that all is not yet lost, because underneath it all, he is an optimist…