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Thank you @tryingtimi for the tag! I’ll tag @sergeantnarwhalwrites @guessillcallitart @bloodlessheirbyjacques and leave it open for anyone else as well 💖 Link here
I did way too many lol. It’s a combo of Freaks and Paradise because I love these families.
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Jason: Henry, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Henry: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Jason: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Will.
Henry: Wait- Jason, no-
Will: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Henry's birthday invitations.
Jason: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Will: "Henry's birthday".
Jason: So, what do they say instead?
Will: "Henry’s bi".
Jason:
Jason: Works out either way.
Jason: *looks at Will*
Jason: Baby boy. Baby.
Jason: *looks at Vesely*
Jason: Evil.
Alvie: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Lydia: "If"
Will: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.
Sarah: I am convinced Kevin and Riley share a brain cell.
Jin: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
Jason: You believe me?
Rio: Jason, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Will, holding out a cookie for Jason: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you!
Jason: *Ugly crying*
Will, holding out another cookie for Rio: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!
Rio, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!
Josephine: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Pedra, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Sophie, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Pedra: Because they have little hands.
Dante: Go and tell Will why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots.
Isaac:
Dante: Do it, tell them what you told me earlier.
Isaac, stuttering: I-it's because... th-they need adult supervision...
Will:
Dante: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Isaac: Actually, Will is my favourite.
Dante: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
Gazali and Frank: *speaking Spanish*
Gazali: I know, I know.
Sophie: You speak Spanish?
Gazali: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Frank speaks.
Javi: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Here are some Lonel incorrect quotes I cackled on.
Lonel: Hi.
Selys: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?
Lonel: I did.
Selys: And what did they say?
Lonel: “Thank you.”
Selys: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?
Lonel: They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Odena said, “Thank you.”
Odena: You should have realised, Lonel, if Selys didn't kill you, we would.
Okay but this one would be a fucking plot twist LMAO.
Lonel: *sneaking in through their window*
Selys: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Lonel: I was with Odena?
Odena: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
Lonel: Well, remember when Odena made a romantic dinner for me?
Selys: Lonel, they microwaved you a pizza.
Odena: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Lonel: I saw you.
Odena: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Selys in a turkey costume.
Lonel: I asked Odena out.
Selys: Oh, I’m sorry.
Lonel: Why?
Selys: Well, I assume they said no.
Lonel: No, they said yes.
Selys: Really? Then I’m sorry for them.
*at 3am*
Selys: *runs into Lonel’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Lonel: *wakes up* Dude!
Selys: *cackles*
Odena: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Lonel* What the fuck, Selys?
Selys: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
Odena: That shirt looks great, Lonel.
Lonel: Thanks.
Odena: But I bet it would look even better on Selys's floor.
Selys: Are you hitting on Lonel... for me?
Odena: Do you support gay rights?
Selys: I’m literally gay.
Lonel: They’re avoiding the question!
Selys: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Lonel: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Selys: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Odena, on a walkie talkie: This is Odena, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Lonel: Where are you going?
Odena: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Lonel: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Selys, knowing full well that Lonel got Odena an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
Selys: So, are you two dating now?
Lonel & Odena: Yes.
Selys: Why?
Lonel: I happen to find Odena very appealing.
Selys: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Odena.
Odena: Why doesn’t Lonel find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Selys: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Odena: *bites lip*
Selys: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
Selys: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Lonel: Why? It was important.
Selys: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Odena, shrugging: The people need to know.
Odena: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
Selys: Why is Lonel's a monster?
Lonel: Odena, you forgot Selys's! Its only an empty space!
Odena, proudly: Exactly.
Odena, to Selys and Lonel: *holding knife out in front of them* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?!
Selys: ...
Lonel: ...
Selys: That is such an open-ended question.
Lonel: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-
*Lonel and Odena texting*
Lonel: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.
Odena: Isn't Selys there?
Lonel: Yes but I like you more.
Thank you for the tag @jacqueswriteblrlibrary 💖 I tried to answer from Will’s perspective just to see the results. Not sure what I was expecting lol, but there’s a fun little fantasy outfit to go with it.
Open tag for anyone, but I’ll also tag @sergeantnarwhalwrites @guessillcallitart if they want to join, no pressure 💖
Thank you for the tag @jacqueswriteblrlibrary 💖 I tried to answer from Will’s perspective just to see the results. Not sure what I was expecting lol, but there’s a fun little fantasy outfit to go with it.
Open tag for anyone, but I’ll also tag @sergeantnarwhalwrites @guessillcallitart if they want to join, no pressure 💖
A Writer’s Guide To Conquering Executive Dysfunction
(Part I in a series of resources for chronically ill and disabled writers)
These tips were taken from the comments of a post by @mr-writes I’ve included commentary under each item to further explain the benefits. Stay tuned for additional parts in this series I’m creating for chronically ill and disabled writers.
1. Leave your house—or, at the very least, crawl out of your bed/comfy gremlin nest. A change of scenery may encourage creativity and keep you from a more sedentary state. @antique-symbolism
2. Talk out your writing with a trusted friend or critique partner. Sometimes you need to get the brain jumble out of your head, find an outside perspective, and share in the fun of writing discourse @karolinarodrigueswrites
3. Make sure your basic needs are met. Is your room clean? Are you clean and in comfortable clothing? Have you eaten today? Are you in need of hydration? Have you taken your meds? You are your top priority. Physical and mental health difficulties often impact creativity, inertia, and motivation. @fenrir-kin
4. Remind yourself how fun writing is by crafting indulgent, low stakes scenes. Screw the outline— write whatever inspired you in the moment! Are you daydreaming of a scenario only loosely related to the plot? Write that instead! Holding goals and abiding by a schedule for your writing is admirable. But remember, enjoying the process of creating your art is the whole reason to create art in the first place. @karolinarodrigueswrites
5. Get comfy! Pull on your coziest clothes, grab a soft blanket, prepare a cup of tea or coffee, light a scented candle, turn on the mood lighting, queue up an atmospheric playlist— whatever works for you! The goal is to get relaxed, lower stress and pressure, and immerse yourself in your story. @thegroundhogdidit
6. Use prompts. Starting any new task can be daunting. Staring at the blank page is, as any writer will tell you, intimidating— and some days, it’s much less stressful to just not start at all. Writing from a prompt could reduce the stress of initiating a new task. You can find prompts in many locations: Pinterest, tumblr, writing blogs. I’ve asked friends for some in the past. Whatever option seems most interesting to you may be worth a try. @aninkwellofnectar
Y’ALL I JUST HAD IDEAS FOR A WIP I HAVEN’T WORKED ON IN FOREVER AND THEN I SAT DOWN AND WROTE THOSE IDEAS INTO A MAJOR SCENE AND I HAVE A PLAN FOR WRITING THE SCENES LEADING UP TO IT
THIS IS
Magical
IF YOU SEE THIS POST I AM BOOPING YOU WITH INSPIRATION IN MY HEART AND MIND AND PAWS
government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program