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the-purp-anon · 11 days

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yeag

#reblog #ah yes #my favourite bi man ever wjdjsjsj

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the-purp-anon · 12 days

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mcyt containment breach alignment chart

here for some of the context

#reblog #as someone who was in dsmp before hc.... yeah this shit was real #those few years were fucking wild bro u have no idea #it feels like a fucking fever dream wdjsjsj

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the-purp-anon · 14 days

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iskall's stream going fucking insane

#reblog #hermitcraft spoilers #iskall85 #smallishbeans #im??? so confused???#i wanna shake these men i stg #im not okay /pos yall wsjwjdjwjdsjkd

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the-purp-anon · 21 days

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Swap AU where both Grian and Scar swap places

We have mayor Grian and Daddy Shrooms Scar.

The sporelings are normal children (or as normal as you can get in Minecraft). They also keep accidentally foiling Mr. Disney Villian Scar’s plans.

Scar was almost done in making and perfecting an elixir to turn anything in a 500km radius into mycelium but needed a rare plant. Said rare plant only blooms every 100 years, and during his disney villian song Ren proceeded to EAT it.

Mumbo is supposed to be a spy for Scar but is very bad at it. Grian and Doc already know but keep him around because he has that wet spoon energy.

I swapped em :D

mother and scar swapped roles

doc took on bdubs role as a sort of right hand man/body guard to mayor grian and mumbo took on doc's role in this swapped universe

the hep are now children of scar like how the sporelings are to mother

i suppose in swapped, scar is.... honestly mainly like how canon scar usually is but more malicious? Grian is the same as permit office grian now but he actually wants to do his job lol

mother and father spore

#reblog #ppl's art #sporelings au #AAAAAA LOOK AT THEM #LOOK AT FATHER SPORE HES SO SLAY OMG

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the-purp-anon · 21 days

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#reblog #idk wtf i just read but i love it

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the-purp-anon · 24 days

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A birdie on his shoulder told him that he owes him his first life.

#reblog #ppl's art #3rd life #third life

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the-purp-anon · 30 days

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You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,

#reblog #hermitcraft #void i want u to know i was laughing at this for a solid ten minutes #even more bc i was reading the other tags #like hello???#tf is a grick 😂

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the-purp-anon · 1 month

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a "what-if" pyrolisk and apollo never saved him, hephaestus throwing him and leaving him in the alley.... where a sliver of skulk found him :)

Joel and Sausage feel bad for not noticing sooner, but at least being heroes they can take him in for treatment,, he's not too far gone for that right??

#reblog #ppl's art #me who's always feral for sculk Cub art: ANOTHER SCULKY BOI?? YES PLS #anyway man look like such a freak and i love him

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the-purp-anon · 1 month

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#cute art #that's all #also i love how they make thick linearts look so cool wjdjd #AND THEY COLOURED THEIR LINES AND IT MAKES THE WHOLE COLOURED PIECES SO GOOD #im here screaming like wjdjsdj WHY CANT I MAKE PRETTY ARTS LIKE THIS ;7;

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the-purp-anon · 1 month

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For the purposes of this poll please just stick to birth names! I'd like to do another poll for names people chose themselves later in life.

#poll #as much as I hated it but my dad's the one who named me #he once told me it was a name from his dead great great grandma wjdjd #then i found out the name was also a name from a character in an old famous malay drama #its why my mom's friends often reference a line in that drama whenever refering to me when i was a kid lol

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the-purp-anon · 1 month

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Hey real quick, I wanna check out something. I've been talking to a few friends who live in a different country and they told me it's normal for houses to have bedrooms with en-suite bathrooms over there. (Not saying where.)

[Definition in case it's needed: an en-suite bathroom is a complete bathroom, with at least a toilet, a sink, and a shower, which is accessed directly from a bedroom and is usually only used by the people who sleep in that bedroom.]

So here's my question: in your country, in normal dwellings (i.e.: houses, flats, apartments, etc, not hotels and such), is it normal to have en-suite bathrooms?

As usual, reblog for reach, and tag with your country / area and yes or no.

#reblog #from where I am from yes #or at least some of the bigger houses/flats #like my home i have at 3 bathrooms that has showers sinks and even toilets #but there's smaller houses like my sister's where the toilet is separate with the shower and sink

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the-purp-anon · 1 month

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JOEL and JIMMY Kissed in REAL LIFE?!?! (not clickbait)(i animated this please watch)

#reblog #ppl's art #animation #trafficblr #trafficshipping #<- jic #then again it's not even us who's doing the shipping #its the man himself #im just sjdjdjd #these two makes me feral /pos

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the-purp-anon · 2 months

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#reblog #mood #me every time i imagine a scenario with my ocs #and i wanna make ir #then i rmb my art is just so eugh #then proceed to not do the idea and cri bc it will only be in my brain and not someone elses' brain worms

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the-purp-anon · 2 months

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collection of art wisdom

sources: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5

#reblog #art reference #this is me with comics #and also animation #im mostly an illustrator #so imagine how rough it was for me to make a 2 - 3 minutes animated video in SIX MONTHS #and making a comic within A MONTH #the comic im doing is still not even done and it's been 2 months!#im almost done but by golly its taking a lot of time but boi was it fun #it's a black and white comic mangaka style and im honestly digging it #at the end of the day passion comes first then theory

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the-purp-anon · 2 months

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Doing a dress up challenge on twt ! Here’s the first two goals that were unlocked hehe I will post more as they get reached!

#reblog #ppl's art #jjk fanart #gojo satoru #this man #THIS MAN I SWEAR #THE SMUGGIEST SMUG LAD WJDJDJS

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the-purp-anon · 2 months

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Anyways... what?

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the-purp-anon · 3 months

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honestly i get the impulse to make xisuma the server dad or the Big Scary Admin, but this is the devil speaking to you. don’t do it. he is Floppy and he is Pathetic and he Does Not Want Responsibility In Any Form, and this is categorically a hundred times funnier as a character option than dadsuma or adminsuma.

like. things you can do with this:

if there’s an Actual Problem, X being the last to know. if it’s an argument/fighting thing, people go to etho. if it needs weird, dubiously-wise arbitration, joe. if the game is breaking, doc. etc. etc. but xisuma is like absolutely bottom of the “to call” list and therefore has no idea what’s going on ever

just absolutely no fear of him whatsoever. X is like “don’t do that or i’ll kick you” and everyone’s like “lmao ok”

everyone being fiercely tender and protective over him, partly because they appreciate him doing all the admin shit he has to do despite not really being typical Admin Material, but also because everyone else violently does not want to have to be the new admin

xisuma, when faced with an Admin Problem that requires Admin Solutions, being just absolutely, phenomenally miserable. shaken piece of laminate. cat that had an unexpected bath. dog who heard the word “vets”. just sad and lightly pathetic the whole time. he can do the admin stuff, sure, but he’ll be :( about it the whole time.

crossovers (mcc, dream smp, whatever) where someone’s like “what would your admin say/do?” as some kind of argument-ender, and the hermits collectively look at one another and shrug and go “…’not my problem’, probably?”

also crossovers where someone’s like “you need to assert dominance or one of them will try and take over” and xisuma’s like “…are you aware how much paperwork this server requires. absolutely no one else is going to do that. none of them have legible handwriting. i don’t even think half of them have a signature. at least three of them can’t read. absolutely no one wants to run this server, me included”

tl;dr more woeful, beleagured, mildly pathetic xisuma in fic pls. he warms my cold dead heart. i want to put a towel in the tumble dryer to warm it up and then wrap it around him gently.

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