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Y/N, holding a bowl of unfinished stir fry: Okay I’m taking this downstairs now
Mutt, who also did not finish his stir fry: I’m going to be annoying
Y/N: ...I’ll take your bowl downstairs too
Mutt: Yeah it’s just over there
Y/N: ??????
Mutt: No it’s there just- stand up-
Y/N, absolutely lost: I do not see it???????????
Mutt: It’s on the- just look-
Y/N, finally locating the bowl amongst the MESS of a room (affectionate): Oh wait I got it, you’re welcome (Bonus)
Y/N, leaving the room:  I am drowning.......there is no sign of land......you are coming down with me..........stir fry in both of my hands,,,
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Watching Lady Gaga perform live on YouTube
Mutt: How are they booing her? 
Y/N: They’re jealous
Mutt: They could never pull off that triangle
Y/N: ....That is a square.
Mutt: I don’t know shapes...you’d think I’d know better considering I’m an art student
Y/N: Considering your pastry circle earlier somehow managed to have four edges I don’t think so, no
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just a quick fyi, frans shippers, skeleton shippers, selfcest shippers and just proshippers in general please don’t interact lmao
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Y/N: I have brought you...a gift :)
Mutt: Is it another fucking cat again
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Mutt, showing Y/N a picture of beheeyem: What kind of pokemon is this again??
Y/N: I honestly have no idea. my first thought was “bellend” but I know that’s not quite right
Mutt, ascending into orbit: 
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Mutt, licking his hand and wiping it on poor sweet harmless Y/Ns shoulder:
Y/N, disgraced and dishevelled at this utter betrayal: why would you do that
Mutt: ...content
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Axe: If Papyrus doesn’t come out from behind the fridge I’m going to drink glue
Y/N: Please do not
Axe: I’ll do it
Y/N: Cease
Axe, already drinking the glue: hmm...hints of pva...
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Y/N: Stop it. You’re being an ass. Mutt: I’m your favourite ass. I’m your ✨ favouwite ✨ Y/N: “I’m your favourite ass” is not a sentence I was willing to hear from you today
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Cat, hanging off the side of a shelf, fast asleep, could fall at any moment
Y/N: Oh my god. Look at the baby.
Mutt: She sleep
Y/N: She gonna do a heckin fall
Mutt: She has committed war crimes
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Edge, waking up out of nowhere: Y/N. Wake up.
Y/N: ???
Edge: It’s a Tuesday
Y/N: Yeah
Edge: You have college today
Y/N: Yeah I know?
Edge: You need to get up and get ready for college
Y/N:
Y/n: It’s 3am????????
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Y/N: Why are all those kids screaming??
Mutt: Maybe they’re running from something terrifying
Y/N: I’m right here. What could they possibly be running from
Mutt, casually rolling a cigarette: Their own mortality
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Mutt: Do you want spaghetti?
Y/N, turning to Horrortale Papyrus: You want spaghetti?
Papyrus, punching Y/N square in the forehead:
Y/N, turning back towards Mutt: He wants spaghetti
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