I fucking love this fucking idiot.

Spent some time working on Facial anatomy and differences in face shapes and I finally came up with the design I'm looking to use for Zhuk now! <3

Man I really forget to upload art like a motherfucker lol. Skech dump time~ 1) A halloween gift for myself with Saft playing as Ghost Face 2) Bjalla's Bee Clone 3) Me simping for Saft again <3 4) Scarabee based on the Jekyll and Hyde Confrontation song 5) Angustic wedding between my self insert and Scarabee, with Snubban officiating 6) Some more Saft simping based on a shiotgunning kink drabble I wrote for KinkTober 7) I came up with some HCs for if I had kids with some of the dons These are Scarabee and my self insert's twins Paisley (left) and her brother Rook (right) talking to dad 8) Centaur!Bjalla 9) Father Lawrence (Pre-Baked Scarabee) trying to flirt with my Witch Self insert and her not interested.

what are all the dons packing in the pants department? 🍆

Oh bless, I've been waiting for this one! I (@realmonsterboyhours) have drawn a few of them over time, including a sketch page of rough ideas for the discord server, but that doesn't really work on tumblr, soooo. We'll go smallest to largest schmeats!

Cia: 6 inches, uncut, thick, and what I like to call, a coke bottle cock, that's relatively straight. Cia is a grower!

Bajo: 7 inches, cut, average thickness, his is again, relatively straight, but with a slight upward curve. He has a prince albert piercing. Bajo is a shower!

Saft: 7.5 inches, cut, straighter, but hangs a bit lower. He gets a bit thicker in the middle. He has piercings but it hasn't been decided exactly what one(s) he has. Saft is a shower!

Scarabee: 8 inches, uncut, and thick! He stands up a touch more, and has a subtle curve. Scarabee is a Grower!

Bjalla: Like Gio, Bjalla can change their body at will, most often they have a neutral state of about 8 inches, sleek, with an upward curve. Bjalla is a shower.

Gio: 8.5inches, cut, thinner, but longer. A very average looking member, pretty straight, it is important to keep in mind that Gio could change it at will if he desired. He has a tattoo of a snake on it. (Yes there has been art made of the snick) Gio is a shower or a grower depending on mood/need

Zhuk: 11 inches, cut, incredibly thick. Size kings/queens/royalty line up. His hangs down and has a subtle downward curve. He has an apadravya piercing as well. Zhuk is a shower, and sometimes gets a bit lightheaded when turned on due to his size.

Can we ask for Hcs?? Because I need to know what the dons are like with a super affectionate s/o who wants kisses, cuddles, hugs, hand holding, everything lovey!!

But of course! Zhuk: -Zhuk is canonically one of the sweeter dons. He adores his lover(s) with all his heart. -Zhuk took over his mafia business after destroying the previous don, Mafia had been all that Zhuk had known prior, so having that harsh, and unyielding side was so tiring and exhausting. -But then you came along and allowed him to be sweet, and kind, and loving. He was finally able to let down those walls, to become the loving husband he always had wanted to be in life. -When you cuddle with him it is strong, protective, and borderline almost intense. He is a whole lot of man to be cuddling, but when he tucks you into that huge coat you notice the world doesn't feel as scary or big as it did before. -He's a big fan of reading to his partner, and if you were to fall asleep on him this man would turn so pink melt into a puddle of goo for you.

Gio: -Gio is a bit less inclined to be physically affectionate.... at first. -He tends to keep people at a distance until he can feel them out a bit better. -So when you finally prove to him that you aren't scared of him, nor that you would be going anywhere he slowly lets those walls down. -You notice him looking at you more, staring turns into 'accidental' touches, turns into gentle touches he tries to play off a lot more casually, like brushing some hair from your face or wiping away an eyelash from your cheek. After a while, his touches are incredibly gentle like he's afraid of breaking you. -He's still not quite as physically affectionate as Zhuk or Bajo, but he is incredibly indulgent and would do anything to spoil you the way you deserve, and to Gio, you deserve the world. Scarabee: -Far less inclined for touching than the others. -He prefers to be worshiped than he does the worshiping. So he will gratefully accept your physical affections if they make him feel big and powerful and strong. -Over time he will slowly fall victim to the softer, sweeter touches, indulging himself in leaning into your hand on his cheek in the privacy of his own room or when you're utterly alone with him. -When Scarabee wants to touch, he does so most often in acts of service like massages, of all the dons, he is the best at massaging. -His hands will work magic on your tired or sore body, and he will get a sick rise out of every noise you make while he's doing it.

Cia: -Cia tends to be pretty indulgent and affectionate. He can always seem to tell when you want to be touched before you even do. -It's not uncommon for him to sneak up behind you and place a bunch of soft kisses along your skin in a benign sort of way. -Cia is also incredibly fond of holding hands, and showing everyone just how much he loves you as often as he can, be that sitting you in his lap and holding you, or just walking around with you hugging onto his arm. -He always feels such a rise of power knowing how much you love and care about him, especially when you show him physically. -He always has to hold you at his pub when you come, the clones will take over running the place, he's got more important stuff to do, like melting and singing lovesick songs to you. Bajo: -Bajo's whole love language is touch. -This man has never once ever NOT wanted to be touched. -When you start showing him physical affection you better hold on because this man is going to DROWN you in love. -He is far more interested in skin to skin contact, hope you're okay with him seeing you naked because that's the only way he wants to cuddle, and if you're worried about your body you better believe he's going to kiss every inch of your skin he can find and tell you both in English and Spanish just how much he fucking loves you. -Bajo is so driven by touch that the others and himself will sometimes make games out of betting on how long before he will touch you. -If you cup his face and kiss him he will melt exactly 216% of the time.

Quick shitty Bjalla animation I did to show off their split tongue some!

I’d like to introduce everyone to the newest conglomerate don! Bjalla! Info dump about them, and a link to a writing by @monsterlovinghours below the cut!

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Hey guys! It's my birthday today and I wanted to tell you guys thank you for being around and making me smile when I remember funny stuff!

I’m sorry for the delay in our birthday wishes, mi amor, we’ve been a bit busy as of late. But from all of us, we’re honored to put a smile on your face.

-raises a mug of beer- To our darling on their special day! May this next year treat you well. Slainte!

It smells like we do after sex, mi amor.

Remind me again why I married you?

My charm, humor, and massive tits.

...Yeah, that’s fair.

I think I'm the only one in the discord who hasn't actually sent an ask so... hewwo.

Ah, mo gra! I was almost worried ye wouldn’t be joinin’ us, lass.

He paced around the smoking lounge for hours, Rachel. He was an absolute terror to the hardwoods.

Oh yeah? And how’s the lung disease from the 12 packs a day ye’ve been smokin’ to calm your nerves goin’ for ye?

...We can’t get sick, idiota. None of us can.

No, but two lovestruck idiots can certainly be worried sick.

Christ, it’s like ye don’t even love me at all.

Bajo, you garden??? What's your favorite crop? I love watching the sweet peas ripen, they're so cute!!

Indeed I do, mi amor! I cultivate roses mostly- cross breeding them, creating new colors, watching them bloom...it brings me great joy. Perhaps when my newest creations have fully blossomed, I can bring you a bouquet. They’re beautiful flowers, especially since they’re mine, but they will pale in comparison to you.

I've started my herb garden for the year and I'm very excited to see my little plant babies grow 🥰And then harvest them and use them for witchcraft

It’s a wonderful thing, growin’ your own ingredients for spellcraft. If you’re even lackin’ in anythin’, cher, don’t hesitate to ask for a look through my stores. I’ll likely have exactly what ya need.

And I’m here to share any gardening knowledge I have with you, my dear. A day’s work out in the sun will make you even more gorgeous...though I did not believe that to be possible.

I'm feeling just a little soft tonight and I would like to snuggle and smooch my husband blease

Gonna have to be more specific there, cher.

Si, gatita, it seems you’ve grown quite a fondness for the both of us.

I don’t mind sharin’ if you don’t.

I never do. Which one of us will have the pleasure of kissing you first, mi amor?

Can I give everyone kisses and head scratches? 💗

-kicks down the door- Did I hear head scratches?

They’re for all of us, stunad, keep your boner in your pants.

Hey! I don’t have a...oh.

-sigh- Thats the man I married.

Well, if none of you are going to be the first, then I guess it’s up to me. -flood on his back- I am partial to belly rubs.

Hi, I'm the sewing anon. I've been gone for a bit, but I do have an explanation. Bee mentioned maybe I could make him something, so I did! It's just a suit, but it matches a dress I made for myself. Embroidering on the snakes took so long and now my fingers are covered in Band-Aids, but I think they add just the right thing. I was thinking we could go dancing together, maybe.

My my...I couldn’t have imagined somethin’ that fits me so well. You have a gift, cher- and when one has a gift, it ought to be flaunted! You and I can enjoy a dance aboard my riverboat. We might even be able to hear the jazz music from the shore to accompany us. And dressed in somethin’ you made just for me...well, I’d be honored, my dear.

I have been called a space heater... however... you underestimate me, my dear Zhuk. I just might like the book you’re reading.

-smiles fondly- Well then, roza, let’s begin. Curl up now- there’s plenty of room for you in my arms. -begins reading softly, accompanied by the crackling of the fireplace-

Scarabee mon amour... I'm so sorry and sad that we couldn't celebrate together Mardi Gras. However... I think we can still fix this. Say, why don't we celebrate it in your lovely mansion in New Orleans with guests, ghosts or alive doesn't matter as long as we can make wild party!

And maybe, just maybe... we can celebrate it just you and me together in bed 😏

What do you think... Cher? 😏💕💕💕

Don’t worry your pretty little head about it, ma belle- I much prefer a quiet Mardi Gras at home rather than the cacaphony of the parade. But a party, now that’s an idea! You sure do know how much I love hostin’. But let’s keep it intimate- ain’t no reason to share ya with just anyone, now is there? And when the night winds down and the streets are quiet, I’ll hold ya close in my bed and taste the moonshine on your lips. What do you think, cher? 😏