you would probably have to compare but i smoothed him out
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DEAD MAN
you've lived a life of sin i said
DEAD MAN
despite karma, you win i said
DEAD MAN
hells full, wont let you in so you
just
gotta
stay
out heeeeere
its fun to stay at the
HIGHWAY TO HELL
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if it hadn't been a long time ago, i'd've been married to cotton eye joe,
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hell yeah i got a double strawberry
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i hope this email finds you at your lowest so it can give you some words of advice and get you back up on your feet
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mad as in insane should be spelled with 2 ds, madd
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i could swear tumblrs blue just got brighter
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dentist: alright, lets see those pearly gates
me: (opens mouth, a choir of angels sing out, the doorway to heaven is revealed)
dentist: looks good
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and a total of 2 notes ever. im winning
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now you know how animal
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honking around at the speed of clown
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so ummmmm
you guys like blorbos
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this website has been stained with my dark influence now
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