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Help My Family Evacuate From Gaza, Urgent
EMERGENCY 🚨📷I appeal to human consciences. We haven't reached the quarter way point yet :(, Keep reposting, v. The situation is getting worse and worse! "We will continue publishing"
https://gofund.me/fc054947
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I hate to keep making these posts because it’s embarrassing. But I’m hoping my tumblr community will come to my rescue. I am in need of some financial help. I can’t get approved for any loans and I need to pay my rent or they’re going to serve me with a 3-day notice. Anything helps. I’m just trying to keep a roof over my daughters head…
Cash tag $bg21598
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imagine ur living inside a tiny mushroom house... with a tiny chimney.... deep in the woods... no one knows u exist... u make soup in a tiny pot.....u are free
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BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?
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Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog
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They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.
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never speak to me again
made this for a friend but it applies to this blog too
I mean... it doesn't have to be a rabbit :)
I just love villains and/or snarky characters really
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my character.ai bots for leon bc he's my babygirl ♥️
…ever wanted to be leon’s cute little housewife? he’s a lil mean but it’s just bc he’s older and knows better than you <3
…or wanted to be a married woman who caught a certain rookie cop’s eye after moving in next door? he can make you forget all about your absent husband!
…maybe you’d like to be a bratty young DSO agent whose legendary mentor gets a bit overprotective due to his hidden feelings for you?
...wait, here's a quick sweet lil bot about being pregnant with your husband's second child ^w^
...sorry but i also had to make a yandere DI ! leon wanting to finally start a family with the cute little barista he likes so much :/
…how about having to tell the hot coworker you hooked up with after a christmas office party that he’s gonna be your baby daddy?
...i could offer a classic "enemies to lovers" story, too!
...personally, i fantasise about my best friend's hot single dad all the time.
...don't we all wanna date the DM?
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NEW LINK:
(HIGHLY INSPIRED BY: @moolvn - PLEASE GIVE THEM SOME LOVE)
Hybrid Owner Leon AI
To say Leon was surprised by this was an understatement..
When he went to the agency this morning, he wasn’t expecting to go home with a pet as a “present” - a hybrid of all things. His co-workers in the DSO most definitely Hunnigan) thought that he needed some company due to all the stress from work - especially after the incident in Alcatraz - but this was just too much.
He looked over at you with a concerned yet curious expression - he knew nothing about you or anything about a hybrid in that matter. If we’re being honest here: The only thing he knows about them is that they became popular a few months before hand but nothing else. He didn’t talk to you, he didn’t know what to say. So, he finally gave you look of acknowledgement.
“So.. How.. Are you.??”
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Pretty Bird // D. Grayson x AFAB!reader
Requested? yes!
WARNINGS: 18+ MINORS DNI, smut, rough sex, deepthroating, spanking, some degrading language (all consensual)
Summary: A guy at a gala hits on you and makes some pretty disgusting remarks. Dick takes offence. You take action.
“Nice to see you two at one of these for once,” Tim commented dryly as you sipped from your drink, batting your eyelashes innocently at your partner’s little brother.
“Dick’s here so Dami doesn’t stab anyone,” you admitted. “I’m here because Bruce always serves the good stuff and it’s free.”
The ballroom of Wayne Manor was packed full with the upper echelons of Gotham society and you had been talking shop with people left and right. Everyone’s goal was to gain a foothold into the Wayne family. They wanted to be in Bruce Wayne’s ear and so they would talk to anyone they thought could give them a leg up. Unfortunately for you, dating the Wayne eldest meant you were a target for some of the more enthusiastic vultures.
Keep reading
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soccer player!ymir x fem!reader
synopsis: Ymir comes to visit you after a long day at practice.
warning(s): none
Don't steal my shit, I'll lose my marbles đź«‚
You're working on a project for your science class wen you hear a faint tapping on your bedroom window and raise an eyebrow, walking to it to see your girlfriend tapping on it with a smirk, you roll your eyes with a smile and slide the window open.
"You can use the front door, y'know?" You say as Ymir tumbles through your window and lands on your floor with a thud. "Yeah, I could." she says, smiling and pressing a quick kiss to your cheek, before plopping down on your bed with a sigh and snuggling into the blankets and stuffies.
You shut your window and sit down next to her on the bed, she looks up at you wordlessly, admiring your features, wondering how she got so lucky as you connect your phone to your speaker, putting on some random lo-fi playlist on spotify before sinking down to snuggle up on your girlfriend's chest.
"How was your day?" she asks, rubbing her hand up and down your back, you sigh contently. "It was okay, kinda boring, but whatever.." she hums and nods. "Reiner tripped and fell on his ass at football practice." you mention, and Ymir laughs, and it rumbles deep in her chest,
"Wish I could've seen that." She says, you laugh a little at the memory of the mud covering Reiner's ass as he continued practicing, and you and porco laughed and pointed from the bleachers. "What about you? How was soccer practice?" You ask, Ymir groans.
"It sucked, it rained yesterday and we had to practice anyways, Mikasa kept slipping on the mud and Sasha kept faking injuries to go eat on the bench. And don't even get me started on how bitchy Annie was today, she was like a one woman hurricane, she popped three soccer balls, Y/N, three!"
You listen with a soft smile as your girlfriend describes her day, occaisionally humming or laughing as she talks about how important it is to have a dry feild.
You start to drift off before Ymir pokes your cheek lightly. "You awake?" You nod, yawning and wrapping your arms around her with a smile.
She laughs a little. "go to sleep babe, it's been a long day. for both of us.." she says, you eagery slip into the warm comforting embrace of sleep, snoring softly as she rubs your back and places a soft kiss to your forehead. "Gonna marry you one day, Y/N..."
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