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tanukisurpreso · 6 days

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Monstadt Mons

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tanukisurpreso · 10 days

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Character A: do your worst ;)

Character B: I love you

Character A: *breaks down crying*

#once again tagging my ocs #sigh #person a is jasper and person b is maki #actually a being maki and b being jasper also works #both are capable of breaking down crying after hearing the other say 'i love you'#so #they're not fine thanks for asking

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tanukisurpreso · 14 days

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One of my FAVOURITE ship dynamics to write or read in fics is when two characters are basically already a couple but they just haven't realised it yet. They call each other up at like 3am, they cuddle, they sleep in the same bed, they fall asleep in each other's arms, they hold hands, they practically live together, they talk about having a ~ special connection ~, they just haven't actually kissed or done the do or talked about their feelings yet so they're still both like "but I just don't know if they like me in that way!!"

#ok #carmin and raven #other oc's of mine hehe #except they don't kiss #they don't do the do either #but yeah that's them #one of the jokes in their story is the fact that EVERYONE assumes they're dating even before they start dating #and i love it #they'd kill for each other

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tanukisurpreso · 19 days

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Him

Kaeya as Megara in that one scene, this is definitly one of my favorite pieces so far 💙

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tanukisurpreso · 21 days

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The hero looked around the alley and startled as they saw two amber eyes staring right back at them. They cautiously backed away, hoping that the villain would at least give them a chance to explain.

"I've been waiting." The low rumble of the villain's voice brought goosebumps on the hero's arms. They were truly in trouble. The villain's usual jovial mood and happy demeanor was nowhere to be seen.

Oh no, they were truly in trouble.

"Look, I-" The hero fumbled, wringing their fingers nervously. "I know I messed up. It was just too nerve-wracking. Going against my mentor...I tried but honestly the pressure caught up to me. I was thinking that I was all alone but I was still trying, but then the media showed up which meant it was live and everyone was-"

"How is your leg?"

"Huh?" The hero stopped blabbering and looked at villain's face. The villain's face did not give away any signs of anger but it almost seemed...worried? No, the shadows from the street lights must be messing up villain's face.

"Your leg. I watched the broadcast and you took a terrible fall. Let me look at it."

The hero hurriedly stepped back as the villain reached for their leg. Was this some other kind of punishment for messing up? The hero had often heard rumors of the villain's brutal methods. Was this one of the tortures?

"Hero" The Hero stilled, shaking in fear as the Villain stood in front of them, daring them to take another step. They flinched as the villain bent down to observe their leg. They felt a warm hand rest on their knee. Oh lord, were they going to snap their knee?

The hero relaxed as they felt warmth seep into their leg from villain's palm. Right, they had heard about villain's ability to heal. The warmth seemed to be pressing a comforting hand to their back as if beckoning them to take rest.

The hero felt their body hit the ground but felt no pain. No, they felt as if they were in heaven, floating through clouds while angels sang in their ears.

One such angel looked down at them and shook their head. They ruffled hero's hair and whispered, "What am I supposed to do with you?" The angel was truly beautiful.

Oh, the hero must be in some kind of trouble.

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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tanukisurpreso · 25 days

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insecurity kicked in. i might NOT do it, actually

should I post something I wrote about my ocs that only me and my best friend know about???

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tanukisurpreso · 25 days

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i might............... do it...............

should I post something I wrote about my ocs that only me and my best friend know about???

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tanukisurpreso · 29 days

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if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

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tanukisurpreso · 29 days

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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tanukisurpreso · 30 days

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All of this ^^^^^^

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

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tanukisurpreso · 1 month

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Regardless if you do or dont ship them, we all know kaeya and rosaria have fucked at least once in their life.

They were also likely drunk af...

And possibly inside the church.......

And someone definitely saw them and walked away out of fear/disturbance (either the dark knight hero on a mission and had the misfortune of being there, or the venti himself who heard a commotion in the church (who's also likely drunk af)).........

#AAAAAAAAAA #this is too funny #STOP #i'd also go missing for a week tho #poor diluc #is this how i formally say i fell down the genshin hole to my tumblr followers who likely don't give a shit?#yes #anyways

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tanukisurpreso · 2 months

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Canon, I was the wall