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S'always good to know I have a partner-in-crime I can count on.
So the officers all like “are you okay,son?” I @#!*% you not I was so @#!*% out of it that I just looked the dude in the eye and said “no sir, I’m Jeremy.”
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I hope you’re joking, though that’s not funny. That, asshole, is called objectification. I don't appreciate that, for me or anyone else, whether you're being serious about it or not. It’s like you’re begging to be infertilized.
Fuck the patriarchy.
They’ve brought joy to many women, including you.
Guess it’s time for you to start calling me King Remy.
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Persistence isn’t a bad thing. It’s just when it’s used the wrong way that it becomes kind of a fucking problem.
Persistence isn’t one of my characteristics, fortunately.
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"Hey! Yeah, I’m surprised, but you look hot.”
"As they say, flaunt what you've got."
"Yes..I’m wearing makeup..Is that a big deal? I can play sports and still wear makeup…Douche." Riley spoke loudly, she never wore makeup, let alone the eyeshadow, the lashes, and the lipstick. She blushed embarrased.
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Don't worry- I wouldn't dream of it, unless you really deserve it.
Special different... Yeah. I guess you are.
Hey now, leave the crown jewels alone.
Special different?
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Oh, I’m gonna destroy you. Destroy us? We’re the ones with the proof of the first daughter whoring it up- These are children, you sick sons of @#!*% !
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Well, I'm glad you came to that realization. It'd be a shame if you continued.
Yeah…yeah, I’m going to have to agree. Learned my lesson the first time it happened.
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Exactly! Sometimes, smelling like cheap coffee the rest of the day isn't enough to get someone's head out of their ass.
And probably deserve a punch in the face too if they’re really persistent.
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I know you, Remy. A swift kick in the balls would be much more proactive.
But anyways, you're... You're different.
I’ll pass on that, thanks. I like my 25$ K-Mart shirt too much for that.
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Sounds about right. Can't think of much else I'd rather do.
Oh gosh, today i just wanna watch some movies and sleep all day.
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People who repeatedly violate the personal space of others, after being specifically told not to, deserve to get drinks thrown on them- that's all I'm saying.
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A Bevy Of Famous Ladies Sing Along To This 50-Year-Old Classic. Wow. This Song Is Magic.
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Well, it’s true. No need to give me dirty looks.
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Mine's already threatening sending me away for my "shitty attitude", so it can't get much worse.
See my mom would murder me if I said that.
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Let's just leave it at that, then. Could be a lot worse, I suppose. Maybe i just have such a distaste for it because she doesn't, but who knows? And that's exactly why I haven't run away to join the circus yet.
Oh, come on. You know I’m just joking..mostly. I dunno you could run away but in the grande scheme of things being a model doesn’t really seem all that bad. I mean it seems bad but not any worse then boot camp.
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