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Reader X Affection-phobe Sans (One Shot)

I've been dating my neighbor Sans for almost a week now. He's never seemed interested in being intimate with me, other than the fact that he's dating someone like me in the first place. I've been wanting to get physical with him but the most I can get out of him are sweet little pecks when nobody is looking. I thought that he was just uncomfortable with PDA so I had Papyrus stay the night somewhere else. And yet, Sans insisted on sleeping on his couch that night. So no luck there. Some days I can't hold myself back.

“Sans.”

“Yeah Babe?”

“Come kiss meee~” I said one day while we were sitting on the couch.

“Um! Er… it's uhh- it's awkward when you ask like that you know.”

I frowned at him.

“Then just close your eyes okay?”

Sans looked away for a moment, then looked back at me and closed his eyes tight like he was waiting to be slapped.

“Hey! Don't do that! You look like you're expecting me to hit you!”

Sans sighed.

“You know… you've got some bad taste.”

“What?! Where is that coming from?”

“Heheh. I really like you but. Out of all the monsters ya could have gone after, why me? I'm like, the only person who can't give you what ya want.”

“It's not like that at all. I don't know how to explain it but… ever since I met you I've always been really… curious about you. I guess. It's like, I don't know… there's just something I want to figure out about you.”

“So what's gonna happen when ya do figure it out?”

“I have a feeling there's always gonna be something to be curious about. I just… I want to always find out more about you.”

Sans turned away from me again. He had a strange half smile on his blushing face.

“I have an idea. Meet me in your room after dinner.”

“Uh… mmmokay. When did we decide you're staying for dinner?”

“Now.”

“Oh boy.”

I snuggled up to Sans and was happy to receive an awkward arm around my shoulder. We watched TV for a bit longer before Sans made us both hotdogs for dinner.

“It's a good thing you're not picky.”

“Picky would not be your problem. You don't know this but I come over for dinner rarely because I can't handle eating all the junk food you do.”

“It's a good life.”

“Hahaha jerk.”

We finished dinner and as always, Sans took my dishes before I could even consider washing them.

“You uhhh. Wanted to do something. Right?”

“Yup! I'm gonna go get ready.” I said before bolting up the stairs, giggling along the way.

When I went inside Sans’ room, I took off my usual clothes and put on a skirt I left at his place, one of his T-shirts, and one of his hoodies. I took off only one sock and found a shoelace to use as a sort of headband. Then I turned off the lights. With Sans’ blackout curtains, it made the room completely dark when the lights were off.

“Saaaans! You can come up now!”

Not long later I heard footsteps coming up the stairs and then towards the room.

“Don't turn on the light.”

“What?”

Sans opened the door and I hid behind it.

“Don't turn on the light. We're going to play a game.”

“Uhhh. 'kay.”

“First try to find me.”

“Heheh. Alright.”

Sans walked around the room blindly with his hands held out in front of him. Eventually I felt his shoulder brush against my arm.

“I'm right here.”

“Yeah I can hear ya grinning.”

“Hehehehehe~”

Sans patted my chest once or twice before he realized what he touched and jumped back.

“Sorry!”

“It's okay! Really. You're gonna have to touch me to play the game.”

“Uhhh. What are we doing?”

“You're going to guess what I'm wearing just by touch!”

“Hmmm… You're not gonna jump my bones or anything right?”

“Hahaha! No! Come on! Humor me.”

“Ahhh… alright.”

To make it easier on himself, Sans started with my feet.

“Heheh. Are ya only wearing one sock?”

“Yup! You got it! What are you…”

The one type of affection Sans never hesitated to give was…

“Ah! Hahahaha hey stop!”

Tickling.

“Heheh. Alright alright.”

Sans slid a hand up my leg. I gasped quietly as my skin felt a tingle rise up my body.

“Mn. Is this your skirt?”

“Mnhm.”

I heard Sans’ knees pop as he rose up to stand. He stumbled a little and grabbed my hips hard. His head fell into my neck. I was able to keep us upright, thankfully. Sans was very light. Sans stepped in between my legs and moved his hands up to my waist to stand again.

“Sorry…” He whispered into my neck.

“Y…You're okay.”

Hands still pressed against my waist, Sans stood completely still for a moment. Still other than the subtle shaking.

“Why are you so scared of affection?”

“I'm not!-*sigh* I have no idea. Okay?”

I took his hands in mine.

“I'm not going to be disappointed.”

Sans was silent. He let our hands fall and let go. I didn't know what he was going to do. So I was very surprised when I felt firm hands hold around my waist. Then they let go as Sans let out a soft,

“Hm.”

And he felt around the soft fluff on his signature hooded jacket.

“Hey… are you wearing my jacket?” Sans' voice was a little quieter than usual.

“Yeah. There's other stuff too.”

Sans went back to my waist again and rubbed the shirt fabric in his fingers.

“Is this my shirt too?”

“Yeah. You're good at this game.”

“Heheh. It's not hard. Did I get everything?”

“Nope. There's still one thing you haven't even felt yet.”

“Oh. Okay.”

Sans slowly moved his hands up my torso, pressing into my ribs. I wasn't surprised he was curious about them. Sans moved his hands to the front before he reached my neck, barely grazing over my breasts. I had to hold in a gasp to avoid him getting worried. Sans felt around my bare neck until he was sure he couldn't find anything. Then he finally moved up to my head.

“What’s this? A ribbon?”

“No.”

“Is it… a jacket string?”

“No. Don't worry. I wouldn't take out your jacket string.”

Sans played with my hair with his other hand while he guessed. It took him a while.

“Haha. It's a shoelace?”

“Yup!”

“You weirdo.”

“Hehehehe!~”

“Heheh.”

To my surprise, Sans put his hands on my waist again. Eager for closeness, I stepped towards him carefully.

“You know… I can actually see your eyes.”

“Yeah? The little white lights?”

“Yeah. I didn't know they could actually glow in the dark. Er… hehe I mean like. I didn't think they were really… lights! You know?”

“Hmhm~ yup. They glow. Do they creep you out?”

“I feel like they should… but they don't. I like seeing you… knowing you're here.”

Slowly, the lights disappeared. I heard a soft rustle as something pressed against my lips. I closed my eyes and kissed Sans. This wasn't his usual peck. He didn't immediately pull away like usual. I could feel the warmth of his face and I could feel how his mouth was just a little bit open. As if he was communicating that I could explore if I wanted. So I did. I curiously poked his bottom lip with my tongue.

“Mn…” A soft almost worried sound escaped Sans.

But his hands gripped my waist tighter and he pulled me into him. He inhaled long and hard. Like he was getting ready to hold his breath for however long he needed to. By instinct, we tilted our heads and pressed into each other. Kissing so deeply felt amazing. There's something I love about intimacy. When you feel like your body is melting into the other person's to become one for a moment.

“Mmmmmn~”

I wrapped my hands around Sans’ neck as he softly nipped my bottom lip. I playfully licked the side of his mouth in response. Then he finally decided to start really exploring. Slowly, Sans' tongue entered my mouth like a snake coming out of his hiding place after the longest sleep. I was so excited I closed my lips around his tongue and sucked on it. Begging for more contact. More intimacy.

“Mmmnn!”

Sans' moan reverberated against my lips and left them feeling tingly. Suddenly he grabbed my waist and back and held me tight against him as his tongue reached deeper into me. Our heads moved up and down in sync. We twisted and swapped positions in order to explore every part of the other. Biting, sucking, licking. Until we ran out of breath.

“Haaah~” I sighed.

“Can we…” Sans started. “Play this game again sometime?”

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tainted-by-skeletons · 1 month

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Age regression in Underswap! (Final Part)

The next morning I woke up to find that Sans and Papyrus were both gone early for sentry duty. I checked the time to see if I had slept in later than usual but I didn't. It was odd for Papyrus to be at work on time. Usually he had to be dragged out of bed an hour after his shift was meant to start. I took the opportunity to sneak out again. I hated being cooped up inside. So I got dressed for the warm day and headed for the forest in Sunnedout. Sans and Papyrus did their sentry work there, but I knew how to avoid them. Well, I knew how to avoid Papyrus. Sans doesn't care if I'm outside when I'm not supposed to be. He understands what it's like to get antsy when you're inside all day.

“Hey! Human!”

As I made my way through Sunnedout, I ran across some of the canine unit. The guard dogs that worked for the queen stationed in Sunnedout. One dog had really roughed up looking ears, and the other was one of those giant fluffy white dogs wearing big armor.

“Ummm. Me?”

Letting them confirm I was human was my first mistake.

“Yeah. You. You've met our queen. Right? If you haven't, we really ought to take you to her. It's important.”

“Nooo… no thanks.”

I tried to back away, but I only took a few steps before my back foot stepped in something wet. I was next to a small pond. The shock of the wet feeling and the fear affected me more than I expected. I felt like I couldn't breathe.

“Awww you sure? Well. If you don't wanna go yet we'd be happy to entertain you for a while.”

“No. I don't want to…” I barely whispered.

“Come on, have some fun with us.”

“You want fun? Go fetch!”

A long white thing hit the dog guard in the side of the head.

“Aaaaggh! What the hell?!”

It was Papyrus, somehow he had seen me and he snuck up while the dogs and I were talking. I stumbled back more and fell into the pond. Instantly half my body became covered in mud.

“Get outta here. This is our territory.” Papyrus said.

“Fine! Just wait until Alphys hears about this.”

“Yeah. Whatever.”

The dogs turned around and walked away. I reached up my hand, hoping Papyrus would pull me up so I wouldn't have to sink my hands into the mud. But he didn't turn to me.

“Why do you think I told you to stay inside.” He said harshly.

I pushed my hands into the mud to pick myself up, but I went too fast and my right palm was pierced by something.

“Aah!”

Finally Papyrus turned around. I lifted my hands from the mud and pressed a dirty thumb over the wound in my other hand. Tears started to form in my eyes. The pain, uncomfortableness, and embarrassment hit me all at once. I started sobbing.

“Uh- H-hey. You don't have to-”

I covered my face with my hands. Not wanting him to watch me cry. I gained a big brown hand print on my face before I realized there was still mud on my hands.

“Ohh hey. Come here.”

The tall skeleton stepped into the mud and lifted me up by under my arms as if I was a little kid. He wrapped my legs around his waist and put an arm under my butt so I wouldn't fall. I gasped a little. I was sure I would slip into little space if I didn't get my emotions in check. But being carried somewhere in someone's arms like that made it hard for me to remember how to be an adult again.

“I'm… sorry. I guess you don't like being cooped up much. Do ya always come out to the forest to watch us at work?” Papyrus asked me in a soft tone I didn't recognize.

“Mnn- *sniff* hmm.”

“Alriiight. Alright. Let's get you home. Okay?”

I gripped Papyrus’ orange sweater as my emotions overflowed. I cried off and on into the soft fabric during most of the way back to the house. Papyrus didn't make any comments about it. He almost seemed like he thought it was normal.

“Hold on tight okay?”

Papyrus let go of me with one hand so he could open the door. He went through and closed it behind him quietly before heading to the stairs. I wasn't particularly light, so I was surprised he didn't seem tired carrying me up the stairs. Finally, he reached the bathroom and he set me down on his blue fluffy rug. I sank my hands into the soft wooly coils but was disappointed to find I couldn't feel them through the mud. I looked up to Papyrus with a pouty expression. He was already testing the water temperature.

“Oh. Do you not like baths? I'm sorry but Sans is gonna have a fit if he sees mud. I honestly don't like the idea of you running around getting mud everywhere either.”

I already knew the skeleton brothers didn't have any genitalia, and therefore didn't understand or care about nudity. But I never would have thought one of them would try to undress me. Not that I even cared. Getting help undressing for a bath seemed normal at that moment.

“Hmmm. I don't like the idea of leaving you alone… I'll wash these later.” Papyrus said to himself as he set the clothes aside.

The noise of the bath faucet spraying water into the open drain was loud, but such a familiar and nostalgic sound. I crawled up in curiosity and felt the temperature with my finger. It was quite cold.

“Mmnnnn!” I whined.

“I don't really “feel” like you kiddo. I'm all bones. Why don't you help me?”

Papyrus coached me through the hot and cold settings until I figured out how to get the water to an acceptable temperature. Then he picked me up under my arms again and set me in the bath. The tingly feeling of the strong water stream on my toes made me giggle.

“Aah. So ya do like baths. Good.”

Papyrus gently grabbed my hands and guided them to the water. I flexed my fingers uncomfortably as the stream pushed against them. But I was happy to watch the mud wash away. While I was distracted, Papyrus grabbed a large cup and a towel, and brought it over to the water. I scooted back to let him fill the cup with water, so he could pour it over my legs while he rubbed the mud off them. Then, he wet the washcloth and gently scrubbed the mud off my face. I almost became convinced that he was going to be entirely sweet and caring before he gently grabbed my foot… and then held it firm under the stream of hot water.

“Eeeeee! Ahahaha! Eeeeee!”

I kicked and giggled and wiggled around but the tall skeleton was surprisingly strong. He beamed as he watched my tortured fumbling. When I almost kicked the spout he finally let go.

“Careful kiddo. Those are sharp. I don't want you to get hurt.”

I pouted and turned my back to him.

“Aaah. What a little brat ya are.”

Papyrus filled the cup again and started washing the mud out of the tips of my hair. The process took a while and I started to shiver from the water droplets cooling my skin.

“Hey. What's wrong? Ah. You're cold huh?”

I nodded and gave him yet another pouty face.

“Okay. Okay. I'll be done.”

Papyrus turned off the water and grabbed a big yellow towel. It was a beach towel, so it wasn't all that good for drying, but he was able to wrap me in it warmly. This time, he carried me princess style to his room. His room was warm, and the darkness of the space made me feel more comfortable. Papyrus set me on his bed and went to his dresser to get me some boxers and one of his hoodies.

“It won't fit super well but at least it will stay on ya and keep you warm.”

I made grabby hands for the hoodie. That made the skeleton chuckle lightly and hand it to me. It took me a minute to figure out how to put it on by myself. Watching my struggle, it seemed like that's why Papyrus decided to help me into his boxers.

“You have a pacifier in Sans' room. Right Kiddo?”

I nodded.

“Okay. I'll get it for you.”

A while later, Papyrus came back with my pacifier. I yawned and made grabby hands for my paci.

“Hmhm~ Sleepy?”

I nodded again as I took the pacifier out of his outstretched hands.

“I've got something for that.”

Papyrus went away again, and came back with a children's book with a bunny on the cover. He held up the blanket for us both to crawl under. Then he settled in next to me.

“Ready?”

I nodded and leaned on Papyrus’ shoulder so I could look at the pictures.

“Peek-a-boo with Fluffy Bunny.”

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tainted-by-skeletons · 2 months

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Age Regression in Underswap! (Part 2)

As we walked out of the restaurant I quietly hoped Muffet would buy my story about holding onto the pacifier for a friend. I sneak into Muffet's a lot when Sans and Papyrus aren't watching me.

“Why did you have that pacifier in your pocket for so long? I wouldn't mind keeping it safe for you if you don't want to accidentally drop it.” Sans offered.

“Ah! I-I um. I just… didn't want to forget it somewhere.”

“I'll keep it safe for you then! Don't worry. I never forget where my things are. I'm actually organized! Unlike my messy brother.”

Sans put his hand out and I panicked. I didn't say a word and simply gave him my pacifier.

“Tha-thanks…”

Sans walked me back to his house. When we went in we found Papyrus sitting on the couch watching TV. He looked over. As if he somehow knew it would scare me he asked,

“What's that in your hand bro?”

“It's Y/N’s pacifier!”

“Uhhhh. Okay.” Papyrus said with a shrug.

“I'll go put it upstairs now.” Sans said without explaining anything else.

“I! But! But! You didn't! Wh-why!” I sputtered.

“Pft. Why is your face so red?” Papyrus asked.

I made another series of embarrassing noises before I stomped up the stairs to follow Sans. Once we were out of earshot of Papyrus I asked him,

“Why did you tell Papyrus about that?!”

“What do you mean? Won't he be confused if he found this in my room? He knows I've never had one.”

“Well shouldn't he think that I've never had one either?"

"What do you mean human? He doesn't know you as well. There's lots of reasons you could have one."

"I... I don't think it's that si-"

Downstairs we suddenly heard, “I'm making dinner tonight!” from Papyrus.

“Wait really?”

That was strange. Sans usually made dinner every night. If he wasn't cooking, Papyrus brought us Muffet's.

“Does “making dinner” mean getting it outside like it usually does?” I asked Sans.

“I don't know! Let's go check.”

We went downstairs to find Papyrus setting up materials to start cooking chicken on the stove. He had everything. Seasonings, tools, and he was even wearing Sans' apron. Which was hilariously small on him.

“I didn't know you could cook.” I said.

“Yeeah.” Papyrus said without looking back at me.

Miffed by his rudeness, I crossed my arms and turned away. While I left to go find a place to sit, Sans questioned Papyrus further.

“What are you cooking for? You usually like to go to Muffet's!”

“M’ making it for Y/N.”

“What?! Why?” I asked, a little louder than I meant to.

“You're made of real organs and muscles. You can't handle eating greasy food so often. If you're going to stay with us for so long then you'll have to eat some fish and vegetables too. But I guess I can start you off easy tonight. I know it's hard to get into healthy food.”

“Uh! Rr-”

Papyrus didn't outright dislike me, but I didn't expect him to do something so thoughtful. I shut up until he was finished cooking. I couldn't possibly think of anything else to say about it.

“I'm done. Go ahead.”

Papyrus set down a plate of grilled chicken and vegetables in front of me. I gave it a try.

“Oh… wow.”

“I hope that means it's good.” Papyrus said.

“Yeah!” I told him.

“Mweheheh! My brother is the best at cooking!” Sans cheered.

“Why doesn't Papyrus cook all the time?!”

“I've got no improvements to make. Sans needs to learn to cook more than I do.”

“Exactly! Practice makes perfect!” Sans agreed.

I shrugged and happily ate the rest of my food. When I was finished, I attempted to collect everyone's dishes to wash them.

“Nah. You're good.” But Papyrus rudely denied me.

“What do you mean I'm good?”

“Don't worry about it.”

“What!” I squeaked.

“Heheh. You don't have to find a way to thank me.”

Something about the way he basically read my mind made me feel embarrassed. I wasn't trying to hide expressing gratitude or anything. But I somehow felt caught by him. I pouted my lips and turned my head away from him. Unsure what else to do, I decided to give up and go to bed. On my way, I looked back at Papyrus for a moment. To my surprise, he was staring at me and smiling a little with his big hand resting on his face.

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tainted-by-skeletons · 2 months

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Age Regression in Underswap! (Part 1)

After falling down a mysterious hole in a forest I was visiting, I found myself essentially isekai’ed into an underground kingdom full of fairytale monsters. I am an extremely weak person. So it didn't take me long to give up on escaping. Especially since I do mean weak both physically and emotionally.

“Hey kiddo. You're not allowed to go outside without one of us watching you. Understand?”

I found people to stay with. Two skeleton brothers who had a large house together.

“Kid.”

“Eek! Okay! Okay! I won't! Fine!” I shouted at the tall skeleton.

Papyrus was the oldest brother. He was reserved, but friendly enough, and easy going. I didn't actually like him much. His tall figure and secretive nature were just too intimidating for me. And he knew it. When his younger brother wasn't around he'd use that against me.

“What were you trying to do.” Papyrus demanded in a low tone.

“N-nothing!”

“Yeah. I don't think so. Do I need to-”

“Brother! Are you taking out our roommate?”

Suddenly Papyrus’ plans were interrupted by his younger brother. Sans was a small excitable skeleton who didn't have the best social skills but was genuinely sweet. He was my favorite.

*Sigh*

“No. She needs to go back inside actually.”

“It's fine! Everyone in Sunnedout knows we're keeping her. She still needs food. You hungry human?” Sans asked with excitement.

I nodded and shuffled over to the safer monster. Much to Papyrus' disappointment.

“You wanna go with me again? Why don't you ever want to have lunch with my brother?” Sans asked me.

“I…”

“She doesn't want me to mess with her food again.” Papyrus interrupted.

He may have saved me a bit but that was rude!

Papyrus and Sans are very close. So telling on the scary older brother wasn't much of an option.

“You two will never become friends if you keep pranking her, brother! You should be nicer.”

“Mn! Mn!” I nodded my head emphatically.

“I can't. Her reactions are even more fun than yours. Have fun at lunch bro. I'm gonna take a nap.”

“You get back here! I'm not do- heeeey!”

Papyrus went back inside the house and closed the door on Sans.

“I just don't understand what's gotten into him. Ever since we took you in and agreed to hide you from the rest of the royal guard he's been so rude!”

“I think I'm just too much to take care of. I can't pay for myself and you both are struggling with money because of me.”

“Nonsense! We get paid more than enough to take on a third roommate! And I'm sure we can find something for you to do to earn gold!”

I did actually have a little bit of gold. In this strange isekai world, if I get into a fight with a monster and win by getting them to give up. Then I mysteriously obtain gold in a way I can't quite explain.

“I hope so. It would be nice to be out of the house for a while. I'm not a little kid or anything…”

“You're not? I thought you were young.”

“What?! How young do you think I am?!”

“You look 12 or so.”

“12?!”

“You're not?”

“No!”

“Haha. Whoops! Sorry human!”

It wasn't long before we reached the adorable purple pastel bar known as Muffet’s. I was surprised Sans was taking me there. It was kinda known as Papyrus' place.

“What do you usually eat here?” He asked me.

“Just burgers and fries.”

“Hm… do you think they have tacos?”

“No…”

We went in and Sans ended up ordering a salad after becoming disappointed with all the greasy food.

“Hey! Why don't you work here? It looks like Muffet could really use a waitress. Right?”

“I don't know how to talk to her.”

“You don't know sign language?”

“No. I never had a chance to learn it.”

“Oh… That's right. You didn't. Still! I'm sure we can figure something out. Anyone can translate for you until you learn.”

But there was one more problem. The cute and cozy atmosphere of the bar did something to me. As a child, I moved around a lot. I wasn't able to make friends very easily and when I did I was forced to leave them soon after. Not to mention, my parents didn't have much time for me always moving around. My childhood wasn't a lot of fun and to make up for that sometimes I age regress. I act very childish and demanding. I cry at the drop of a hat and I'm suddenly not able to do most things adults are supposed to. Sometimes I can't even figure out basic problems. I wouldn't be able to work in a place like Muffet's.

“I'm not sure yet. But thanks for helping me come up with ideas.”

“Any time human!”

After eating I was surprised to see Muffet actually come up to us. She signed something to Sans and he responded,

“Oh. Well I'm just taking our roomie out for some food!”

Then he turned to me.

“Muffet wants to know if you like this place!”

Muffet gave me a sweet smile as she waited for my response.

“Yeah. I-I do a lot.”

“She says she's noticed you here often.”

“Oh. Yeah?”

Did she hear us? Is she trying to offer me a job?

Then Muffet reached for her pocket and brought out something I recognized. It was my pacifier.

“Eep!”

I didn't want Sans knowing I owned something like that but it was a really special comfort item of mine. I didn't want it to be thrown away.

“Wait. Why would that be hers? That's a baby pacifier isn't it?” Sans asked.

“Um! I was gonna return it to a friend of mine before I fell down here. She has a kid! So that's why. Um. Thank you Muffet!”

It was a really lame story but I knew Sans would believe me. He's super gullible.

“Oh that's so nice of you! I'm sure you'll get it back to your friend one day! We will figure something out. I promise!”

“Yea-yeah.”

That was close. In the bright and pastel room, I didn't want my blushing face to be so clearly seen.

“We better get back home Sans. I think I've been outside long enough. Thanks again for lunch. Oh. And thanks Muffet.”

Muffet nodded politely and waved goodbye as we left.

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tainted-by-skeletons · 2 months

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This is my version of HellTale Muffet! Please check out my friend's blog (Ask HellTale) for more information on HellTale.

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tainted-by-skeletons · 3 months

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Bully Reader X Sans (Final part)

(Extremely NSFW. Do not read if you are not an adult. This one is long. Sorry.)

“Hehehe~ I can't help it. I have fun no matter what's happening. If you wanna have fun then you have to stop being a grump. Now that you look less grumpy and more cute I bet it'll be easier for you! Hehe~”

Sans averted his eyes from me. He muttered something about preferring to not spend time with girls. Seeing a small blushing boy sprawled out on a bathroom floor… I only knew of one way to approach that situation.

“I think my plan is already working. You're not nearly as annoying and controlling like this. You should give me more of a chance you know.”

“No thanks.” Sans said harshly.

I crawled over him, my hands on the ground on either side of his hips. Sans' big, worried looking eyes looked even more adorable with the blush and cute pictures drawn across his cheeks. I had no idea that I was only making it look more and more like I had a crush on him.

“Stop being so grumpy. All my hard work is going to waste~” I said softly.

But I couldn't control myself. Cornering cute boys was a part of my muscle memory by then. I can't say Sans isn't cute either. You can be cute some of the time but mostly look like a dirty grumpy old man. Like a poodle. I shifted my weight to one hand and drew my other hand across his hip. Just a finger. Sans gasped and covered his face with one hand in humiliation. He tried to back away from me but he didn't have very far to go. When he was completely cornered, he used his knee to knock out the hand I was using to keep myself up.

“Aah!”

I fell right on top of his lap. Face stuffed in his pants.

“Aaahhh!~”

His reaction made me think I was basically sucking him off then and there. But he didn't seem to have anything “down there” to do anything with. I looked up to see him gasping for breath with the most adorable aroused expression on his face. The pink blush I put on him suddenly looked blue around the edges. It was apparently the natural color hidden in his face.

“Sorry! Uh-... Sorry…”

I blinked in surprise.

That's so interesting! I think I know why that happens! With a lack of color in his skin his blood must appear blue in his face! Just like any human, the blood vessels are opening in the area around his cheeks but his vessels appear blue like in human veins! His eyes are dialing too. Oh my god I can't take how cute he looks.

“I-I don-dont. I don't wa-wanna kiss you.”

“Huh?”

“What.”

“Ahahahahaha! What are you thinking?! I was just looking at your cheeks!”

“What?!”

“They're blue. I think it's interesting. Hehehe~ Sorry. Am I too scary?~”

“No! That's not- nnn not what I-” Sans was panting through his words. I couldn't tell if he was panicked or aroused.

I decided not to back off just yet. Teasing him was fun and I deserved to have fun after he tossed me around so much. Besides, I really wanted to know if all his talk about crushes was projection. It was starting to look like it. The poor guy was nearly drooling.

“Goood~ I don't wanna scare you. That's your job right? Yeah. You're a veery scary boy. I'm terrified of you.”

I didn't get up in his face or anything, but I didn't back off him either. I was so interested in finding out why he was having such an extreme reaction to me. This wasn't considered normal to any human. And I do love my biology. Sans almost shook his head. His eyes not releasing contact with mine.

“I don't need to be scared of you though. Right? You don't wanna do anything bad to me.” I said breathily.

Sans put his head down and squeezed his eyes shut as his hips twitched upwards. Like his non-existent dick was trying to jump up to meet me. He was having trouble catching his breath. I even caught a blue tongue hanging out of his mouth for a second too.

So interesting! I wish I was still in school. I would have written an essay on this!

“Oooh?~ Hmhm~ Do you? I think that sounds fair. Do you want revenge on me for violating you?” I teased as I leaned back and spread out my legs. My short pleated skirt made it easy for me to display my silky red panties. I'm not sure what I expected, but I didn't expect Sans to push off the wall and lunge at me with a deep growly,

“Yes.”

Before he grabbed me by the shoulders and dove into my neck. He did not hold back as he bit down. Biting me and pinning me in place like an animal.

“Aaahhh!”

Once he was sure I was completely helpless, he found a free hand to press hard into my side and drag down my body until he could slide it over to my panties. I groaned in pleasure as he rubbed me. Sans excitedly explored every inch of my vulva while it was still clothed. His harsh movements and tight grip were so sexy to me. I found myself losing control too as I bucked into his hand. Moaning loudly at every movement.

The pain in my neck was unnoticeable until I became tired. But when my hips ached from the exercise, so too did my neck. I let my body relax, and that seemed enough to be a signal to Sans. He released from my neck and pulled away from me. That was enough for me to remember where I was and who I was with. But not for him. It was already too late. He pulled down my underwear and positioned himself on his knees.

“Aah!” I shrieked. “H-hey wait!”

I kicked his hand away from me. That seemed to break him out of his spell. Sans' eyes became wide and he almost fell back a bit.

“I-... I-I uh. I'm sorry.”

Unable to think of what we could possibly say, we stared at each other. Just trying to catch our breath.

“Um It's okay… Let's just like… pretend that didn't happen.”

“Uh! I don't! Um. We. No I- fuck. Uhhh.”

I couldn't tell what Sans was stammering about. So I took his hand and tried to pull him up.

“Let's start by getting out of the bathroom. Okay?”

“Uhh. Yyyeah.”

I pulled him up to me but Sans was suddenly very weak. His knees buckled and he fell to the floor again.

“What is happening to you?” I asked with a meaner tone than I meant.

“Nothing. It's not- er. I don't li- uhhh. It's not because! Um… I don't!... Like you…”

“Yeah. Totally believable. I couldn't have given a better performance. Oh wait. I actually did.”

I grabbed Sans around the chest and clumsily picked him up. We stumbled until he could steady himself against the wall. His whole body was flushed and he should have been able to catch his breath too long ago.

“Are you okay? You look like you're dying.”

“I'm not.” Sans said roughly.

“Is there something I can do? Uhhh… water?” I offered.

“Fine. Whatever.”

“You don't need to be an ass about it.”

I thought I was being awfully nice for the situation we were in. But I knew I started it. And I felt guilty. After swallowing my pride, and a bit of water for myself too, I went back upstairs to offer a truce. When I got to the top of the steps Sans was sitting on the ground outside the bathroom door, head up and eyes closed.

“Umm. I'm sorry. I kinda started that whole thing. I didn't know it would like… affect you or something.” I wanted to sound nicer than I did but I really didn't know how I possibly could. “Hey. Let's agree nobody has a crush on anybody. Okay?”

Sans nodded.

“Here.”

And I gave him the cup of water. He took it and drank it carefully. Not knowing what else to do, I awkwardly sat down next to him. I waited until I knew he could respond, and then I asked,

“If I tease another monster that much, would that happen again?”

“Not usually… but it might. I know why it happened but I'm not telling you.”

“Okay. That's fine.”

“Good.”

I would usually ask if I should leave, but it was late enough when I came into his house. Now it was so late I really couldn't afford to leave. And as if Sans read my thoughts he said,

“It's not gonna work. I don't think I'm getting this marker off my face. Just go home Y/N.”

“Hey! You can't kick me out! One: I still have one more thing we can try. And two: You can't make a girl walk home alone this late at night!"

“Yeah I can. Watch me.” Sans held up a hand and used his magic to push me against the railing on top of his stairs. “Get out.”

“Aah!" My head hit one of the rails and I fell to the ground. I took off my shoe and threw it at Sans. "I'm doing all this to help you! And I want to make up for everything!" I took a moment to breathe. "I don't know what happened but I won't tease you anymore. Okay? I promise.”

“Anymore tonight? Or…” Sans threw my shoe (which had completely missed him) to the side.

“Rrr… I'm not saying I think we should be friends or something. I still hate you. But no. I really like hanging out with Papyrus and I don't want to bully his brother if it means he won't be friends with me anymore. I'm just doing it for him!"

Sans' Pov

I have a lot of friends. They're alright people. I never invite anyone to my place or go out of my way to see them unless I really respect them. And there's only really one reason that I respect someone. It's if they get along with my brother. I can't explain why, but it just shows me they're a good person. I feel like getting along with Papyrus is extremely easy. If you can't do that you kinda suck.

“You wanna truce?”

“Yeah! Truce!”

“Fine. Truce.”

I held out my hand. When I asked for a truce, I was making a promise. If I saw Y/N picking on me or my brother again I'd consider us enemies just like before. She'd never be allowed in my house again.

“Oh... Uh. Right.”

She awkwardly took my hand and shook it. I immediately felt a surge of guilt. I wasn't surprised she was hesitant to touch me.

But why does she want to stay here so bad? She's worse off with me than outside.

“Good.”

“Now can I try that last thing?”

“You're determined, aren't cha’? Do I look that bad?”

“It's not that. I still think you look better this way. And I still don't like you! But... I just don't want you to like… hate me.”

I could tell she was lying about hating me, but I put that aside. “Why do you care all of a sudden? I thought you didn't want to be friends.”

“I don't like it when people don't like me.”

“Pft. I'm not surprised.”

“What's that supposed to mean?!”

“You seem like you want to be popular. I bet you were on the surface.”

“Uh! Um… yeah. Basically.”

I could tell she was hiding something. “Basically?”

“Uh! Uggh. How can you tell when people lie? Do you have some sorta magic for that?”

“Nope. I just don't like it and won't tolerate it.”

Suddenly she looked guilty. She even hunched up a little and gave me puppy dog eyes. I wasn't going to tell her she had to tell me the truth. But for some reason, she did.

“I was really lonely on the surface. The girls that wore lots of makeup and little skirts and had fluffy hair always got a lot of attention. I thought maybe… if I tried to act like them I wouldn't feel so lonely. And it worked. Especially down here. Don't you ever want to try to reinvent yourself when you're around new people?”

“I think that's ingenuine. Everyone changes as they get older anyway. I just let it happen naturally.”

“I think you're lucky. Some people have to change. They can't just wait for it to happen. I had to try something. Even if it wasn't perfect.”

“Hm... I guess I can respect that.”

I got off the ground finally and went into the bathroom. Ready for the worst. Just in case.

“Let's take off your blush first. Okay?” I told her.

“Hehe~ yeah! Duh!”

Y/N got the towel from before and wet it with warm water. I leaned against the counter, already feeling slightly woozy from just the idea of her getting so close to me and touching my face.

Fuck! I can't believe that happened earlier! I hate being like this. Most monsters outgrow that kinda thing. I don't know why I still can't control myself. I feel like I usually can but… she pisses me off and I want to… to…

“I hope I can get the blush off without makeup remover. I have no idea how your skull works. Hmmm. Do you have pores? It's kinda like you do. You should let me play with your face sometime. It'll be good practice.” Y/N mumbled to herself softly as she rubbed the warm towel on my cheeks.

My head started feeling light and hot from her little face massage to me. I closed my eyes, hoping I could focus on something to distract me. But it only made the hypnotic sensation feel even stronger. And soon I couldn't open my eyes back up again.

“Hehehe~ Awww you like that?” Y/N cooed as if she was talking to a puppy.

I turned my head away, unable to respond. I tried so hard to repress embarrassing noises or dirty thoughts. It got a lot harder when a felt a soft hand on my opposite cheek pull me to face Y/N again. I flinched a little when I saw her.

“Oh my god. You don't have to be afraid of me. Shouldn't I be afraid of you if anything?”

“Yeah. So why the hell are you sticking around here?”

“Oooh~ look who's edgy.” Y/N said as she continued rubbing my face with the towel. “I already told you why I'm not leaving.”

“So you're just gonna sleep on my couch?”

“Rude. You're not gonna offer a bed to your guest? Since apparently Papyrus won't be here, why can't I sleep in his bed?”

“No.”

“What? Why not?”

“If he's not here you can't see his room. That's just common sense for anyone.”

“I feel like that's kinda over the top but like, whatever.”

Before I could stop myself, I took the hand holding the towel and pulled it behind me hard. To force Y/N close to my face.

“My house. My rules.”

Her wide eyes and slightly open mouth were a little hard to resist.

“You… you know. Y-I… You're not really helping me much. I'm just trying to get the blush off.”

“No you're not. You're getting distracted too. I already warned you. Stay if you want but you're safer outside than in here with me.”

For some reason, Y/N pulled away. She averted her eyes and started fanning her face with her hand. She giggled a little for some reason.

“You're starting to sound like an edgy romance novel.”

“What?! Where the hell are you getting that?!”

“Well I doubt you've ever read one. I'm not gonna explain. You'll have to take my word.”

As if nothing had happened, Y/N wet the other side of the rag and started on my other cheek. Still as gentle as before. Without a care in the world.

“You need to leave. Or at least give up.”

She smirked to herself. “There you go again with the love interest lines. Hehe. Are you gonna tell me next that if I stay, you can't be held responsible for whatever you might do to me?~”

“I said no teasing.”

“That doesn't count. I'm flirting.”

“Wh-w-why?!”

“Because I'm having fun.”

“You shouldn't be.”

“You don't scare me when you talk like that.”

I finally had it. Her smirk, her provocative glances, the way she kept turning my cheek back towards her. I put my hands on her shoulders and pushed her against the wall. Pushing my body against her chest, I kissed her.

“Mmn!”

Y/N let out a surprised squeak as I forced myself on her again. Her hands were on my chest but they weren't pushing me away. She seemed unsure. But I was done letting her take so long to make up her mind. I tilted my head and slid my tongue past her lips. She bit down on it. I couldn't tell if she wasn't ready for me to violate her mouth but I didn't care anyway. I grabbed her breast with one hand and pushed in while closing my fingers around the doughy surface.

“Aahhh!~”

I put both my hands on her cheeks to keep her head in place while I explored her mouth with my tongue. Her squeaks of surprise weren't the only noises she made. It wasn't even seconds before her startled noises turned into long needy moans. She hooked a leg behind me and grinded against my hip bone.

“Mmmnn!”

It was like she knew those were especially sensitive for me. Still pushing against her, I moved my hands down to my shorts and slid them off. I lifted up her skirt so I could feel the slightly damp fabric of her slick, smooth panties against me. Immediately I could feel an intense sensation rising in my chest. I hadn't done that for a long time, but I was going to soon.

“Fuck! I'm gonna- aaahhh!~”

In my chest, my soul appeared and expanded to twice its usual size in only a moment with a burst of blue liquid. Without any hesitation, I took my soul and attached it to my hip bones. It quickly morphed into a shape fitting for what I wanted to do.

“What was?!- what just happened?” Y/N asked.

I grabbed her forearms and tried to push her to the floor. She really seemed to hate that. Y/N kicked me away and opened the door. She tried to run down the stairs but I caught her before she reached the balcony railing. I pushed her to the ground and tore off her underwear.

“Aaahh! Hey! That's not fair!”

She reached up and grabbed the railing. But it would only serve as something to hold onto while I fucked her. I moved up to slide in and…

“Huh? Haha! It's tiny! Hmmm. Poor guy. I might as well let- aah! Oooh~”

I was mad at the comment but I didn't have the concentration available to respond to anything. All I could think about was holding her hips and ramming myself into her. Feeling her soft, wet labia against my bare hips was amazing. Addicting even. Every part of my attention was happily focused on the sensation. I sadly didn't hear her heated rant about how “small” I was.

“Uggh!~ After all that you think you look sooo sexy huh? Haaah~ Uh! Well. You're not in control alright? I'm just letting you fuck me beca- aah!~ because I feel bad for you! Mmn. With a dick that small you're probably a virgin. I bet that's why you lost it. You're old and sad and if I have-aah~ if I have to-mmnn~ if I have to take care of you then that's fine. I like taking care of cute boys~ Haaahh~ I love taking care of cute, small, pathetic boys! Aaahhh!~”

I'm especially disappointed it took me so long to notice her erotic expression. Her eyes would wander up looking at nowhere while her open mouth slowly released saliva from the corners of her funny smile. When I finally saw it I wrapped her legs around me and put my arms around her chest to pull her up to me. It didn't quite work out how I thought it would but I didn't complain. I forgot how tall she was compared to me and my face ended up snuggled in between her breasts.

“Aaahh!~ Yeah! You want my big titties? Mmn!~ Go for em!”

Y/N pulled up her shirt and unclipped her bra. Watching her hands shake as I rammed myself into her made me weirdly proud of myself. Finally she removed her bra and threw it over the banister. She twisted herself, revealing just how curvy and wet her body was as her sweat shined under the hall light. Her slightly tanned skin reminded me of a fresh baked pastry. I didn't have time to decide what to do with her delicious looking body before she put a hand on the back of my head and shoved my face into her right breast.

I wasn't actually all that into boobs before then. So I was more than happy with focusing on my own movements as I comfortably suffocated in her warm, soft mounds. That is, until she hit the back of my head.

“Fucking idiot! What are you doing!? Suck on them!”

“Hmmm?”

The idea never came to me, but I was more than willing to give it a try. I didn't actually realize girls were into that too. So I moved my mouth over her dark, erect nipples and sucked on her teat. At the same moment as I started, her walls closed in hard around me.

“Aahh!~ Yeah!”

Sucking me in like she never wanted me to leave. It was enough for me to cum a second time. Like before, my soul expanded to twice its size in one quick movement. But now that it was in its proper place, it didn't go back to its original size.

“Aaahh!~ Oooh! What is!? Ahhhh!~ Fuuuuck!”

Y/N’s body shook as I thrusted into her. Harder and with much more enjoyment on both ends than before. Her limbs were completely useless as she helplessly grabbed around for something to hold onto to comfort herself. I could feel more resistance as I slid in and out. I tried as hard as I could to control myself just enough to not hurt her. At least as much. But it seemed like she didn't really need it.

“Fuck! Sans! You're gonna make me cum too!”

Without anything else safe to hold, Y/N wrapped her arms around my shoulders and her legs around my hips. Moving her legs up opened her entrance to me more. Y/N screamed in pleasure as she hit another orgasm and clenched around me hard, causing my final climax in return.

“Aaaahhhhhhh!~”

As our bodies finally relaxed and my senses came back to me, my soul also returned to its usual size and shape. I stayed still. Afraid to move and ashamed of myself.

“I'm sorry.” I whispered into Y/N’s chest.

“It's okay... Sorry I insulted you so much.”

“What?”

“Uhhh. Let's call it even.”

“Uggh. O-okay.”

Y/N’ Pov

I'm actually a huge sucker for those edgy teen romance dramas. I would have forced myself on Sans' if he hadn't done the job for me. I assumed we'd always be enemies. But if this was the new direction our relationship was going to go in, I was completely okay with it.

“Hmhm~ Why are you holding me so tightly?”

“I… shouldn't have done that.”

“Probably not. But you're all good now right?”

Sans looked up at me. He seemed like he felt really guilty. He looked so sad and adorable with his big puppy dog eyes and little black freckles.

“That really shouldn't be the biggest problem. I-”

“We're calling it even. Alright? I totally dominated you so it's the least I could do. Just make sure it doesn't happen again.” I said as I patted his head condescendingly.

“What?”

“I'll be softer with you next time. Okay?”

“Are you fucking delusional?” Sans blurted as he sat up. “When, during that, were you “dominating” me? Go ahead. Tell me.”

“Did you not hear anything I was saying?”

“Uhhh. No. Not really. Why the hell would that matter anyway?”

“Ugh! You don't get it! That's it! Next time I'm tying you down. If you're not squirming around so much maybe you'll pay attention!”

Sans stared at me. Completely bewildered.

“You're insane.”

“I'll ease you into it. Don't worry.”

“No! We're not having sex again!”

“That's what I thought before you jumped me.”

I looked away and picked at my nails to annoy him. It was just too fun. I couldn't resist.

“What?! I- but! *Sigh* Nothing has changed between us. Alright?”

“What?! You're still gonna try to say you don't like me?”

“I don't! You're the one that likes me!”

“Not true. I said I felt bad for you. I do it all the time. You're not the cutest boy I've taken in but I'm very generous. You clearly need help so I'll date you if I need to.”

“No! What?! Is this a human thing?! You have sex with someone once and you just date?”

“Yeah. Kinda. It's what I like to do. No reason wasting your time right?”

I only did it once after becoming popular. I haven't actually had all that much sex either. I just adore teasing boys.

“You… we're not dating. And I still don't even consider us friends. We are not gonna talk about this okay?”

“Yeah. I get it. I wouldn't want anyone knowing if I was you I guess. But you'll totally have sex with me again though. Right? I'm gonna make you admit I dominated you.”

Sans shook his head and sighed.

“I think we should sleep. Use the shower or whatever you want. Just… no more talking. I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired.”

“Yeah. You probably are. You have more stamina than I thought.”

Sans refused to listen and wandered off towards his room. I stood still for a moment, wondering if I should take his offer or a shower.

“So, you coming?”

“In your room?! Like. In your bed?”

“You're surprised I'm letting you sleep in my bed with me?” Sans asked flatly.

“Well. I shouldn't be. But yeah?”

“Heh. Well I guess I shouldn't blame you. Come on. Don't make a thing about it.”

“Tch. Is there anything I can make a thing about?”

“Nope.”

“Fine then. I ought to teach you about after care anyway.”

“Sure. Whatever.”

I slipped into the bed under the covers. Sans tried to turn away from me but I put my arms around his waist and pulled him close to me. He made a cute embarrassed noise and tried to scrunch himself up.

“Hmhm~ You don't have to be embarrassed.”

I pet his head and trailed my fingers over his body. I loved getting to know my partner’s bodies. And Sans was no ordinary partner.

“Nooo~ Go away.” He mumbled. “I don't like you.”

“I think maybe we both like each other.” I whispered close to his head.

Sans rolled over to face me. But he wouldn't meet my eyes. He cautiously hugged me under my arms and nuzzled his face into my neck. His whining tone never went away.

“No we don't. Go to sleep.”

“Okay. Okay. Fine. No more talking.”

I nuzzled my marks on his cheeks. He nuzzled me back, his heated face felt comforting against mine. We slowly continued snuggling and nuzzling and even giving each other small kisses until we fell asleep in each other's arms.

#sans x reader #undertale #x reader #fanfiction

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Me and my friend have been in love with Undertale since 2016. Obviously, as writers we did eventually make OC Sanses. Meet Dragon Sans! A version of sans who's gaster blaster is a dragon skull that gets revived into a full skeletal dragon which gives him powers.

I'd also like you to meet Hell Sans! A version of Sans who lives in a version of Undertale that is infected by an extremely contagious virus that causes its victims to lose their sanity when they become too emotional.

#undertale #fanfiction #oc #sans

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tainted-by-skeletons · 3 months

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Part 4 will come out Monday. Be warned, it's very NSFW.

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Bully Reader X Sans (Part 3)

(SFW now with more bullying.)

“Just!... Come on! Let me wipe that stupid stuff off you so I can get outta here!” Y/N demanded.

Why does she want to do it herself?! Ugggh. What have I gotten myself into? This better be the last time I see her in my house. Hopefully now that I know she's got a crush on me she'll be too embarrassed to bother me so much. I can finally be left alone.

Not remembering what she was going to do, I went up the stairs and into the bathroom. I didn't like how she marched right in without my permission at all. When I got in, I opened a drawer to pull out a few rags. I handed one to her. Meaning for it to be used so she could wash off her badly smudged makeup.

She looks like a clown now. I almost feel like I've had my revenge a bit. I had to walk around looking like a clown though. Still…Maybe I should back off. I don't want to give her a reason to retaliate. Although, I might have scared her enough to prevent that. Still, I better be nice just in case.

Although I can toss people around, for the most part my powers don't do much damage unless the person I'm using them against has caused a lot of pain themselves. It's kinda like karma. Therefore, if anyone knows about it, then my edge is gone. I know it's overkill but I don't have much else to work with. If something ever happened to the kingdom. I want to be able to hold my own. Be useful.

While I was in my thoughts I didn't notice Y/N had put a horrible smelling clear liquid on the rag I gave her. When I looked over, I saw a scary clown coming at me with a suspicious wet rag.

“Aaahh!”

Before thinking, I pushed her away from me with my magic again. She was stupid enough to be sitting on the counter so I accidentally knocked her off.

“Y/N! Oh shit!”

She hit her head on the cabinet opposite the sink. I hoped silently she didn't have any serious injuries. I was gonna get myself into a lot of trouble if anyone found out I beat up a defenseless girl. That's exactly the kinda story I expected her to tell if I didn't do something fast. I held up her head and tried to get her to sit up too. Thankfully she wasn't unconscious. Just weak.

“Ugggh. Owwww.”

“I'm so sorry. I wasn't trying to push you that time I swear.”

The relief and the funny face made me unable to stop myself. I started laughing.

“I don't believe you at all! Are you trying to fucking kill me?!”

“Noo hahaha no no. It's not that. Haha. You just look ridiculous like that. I- hahaha. When you came at me you actually scared the shit outta me. That's what happened. It's just funny.”

“Uuughh! You asshole!”

She shot up, supposedly to fix her makeup. But that was a stupid thing to do. She stumbled and started to fall again. I tried to get up to catch her but it didn't go so well. We tumbled and both ended up on the ground. I landed back first which hurts like hell. What was worse, was I had my arms awkwardly wrapped around her. When we realized our position Y/N moved off me and stared down at me in shock.

She looked hilarious.

“Hahahaha!”

“Ugggh! Stop laughing at me!”

To my surprise, she slapped me. I sat up and shook my head.

Y/N’s POv

Wearing a lot of makeup was not only a passion, but I wanted to stand out as a very average looking girl. Bright makeup was the way I wanted to do that. Nobody wants to be made fun of for their looks, but I was especially sensitive to that kinda thing. I put a lot of pride in my appearance. I don't like it when that gets messed up.

I opened up various cabinets looking for something I could use to remove my makeup. If Sans thought I looked that funny then there was probably no saving it. After finding some real dusty baby oil I took it and one of the other rags Sans had set out.

“Hold on. Be careful. Don't stand up too fast.”

“Shut up asshole. It's not like you actually care.”

After seeing my pink clown-like lips and black eyes, my audacity disappeared. Getting beat up and embarrassed like that made it impossible for me to keep my emotions in check. At least the tears helped me rub off my makeup faster. I don't know if Sans noticed that, my sniffling, or shaking legs first.

“Hey… I'm sorry. I don't want to make things worse when you're trying to make things better. I know you probably don't want to stick around and listen to me make fun of you. Especially since I keep-”

I tried to kick him but the bastard had scary fast reflexes. He grabbed my foot and calmly put it back down on the ground.

Why the hell is he so goddamn strong!? Who is this guy?! Everyone says he's the weakest monster here!

“You're gonna get yourself real hurt if you try to do that.”

I stumbled back to the door.

Maybe I should cut my losses and actually get out of here now.

Sans let out a long sigh. “You don't have to be so scared. Alright? Look. I can push you around but I can't actually hurt you barely at all.”

Sans summoned a bone from the ground. Something Papyrus could do when I saw him spar.

“Touch it.” He commanded.

“Why the hell should I trust you?!”

“Because it'll all make sense. It's not gonna hurt. I promise.”

I wasn't thinking straight from all the concussions. So I slid my foot forward and touched the white bone. I felt a small pinch as the attack made a strange noise and disappeared. Just as any other magical attack would.

“...Wait. That's it?”

“Yup. That's all I can do to you with those.”

“Then why the hell are you so fast? And how can you use gravity like that?! Even Papyrus can't do that! Or… well not to that extent at least.”

“Because it's all I have.”

“...oh.”

Fighting meant a lot to the underground kingdom. And Sans was a sentry. It made sense he had to be capable of something if he had that position. Sans stood up.

“Heh. You don't look like such a bitch anymore without all that makeup on.”

Nothing was more insulting to me than hearing that from a guy. But since I know he wasn't interested in me, I knew it was genuine. So I didn't know what to think about it.

“Is that supposed to be your attempt at a compliment?”

“Nah. I have no reason to flatter you.”

“Hmph. You don't think you should play nice with the girl that has the solution to your problem?”

“The problem you caused!”

“Hehe~ Good point. Now stand still okay? And tell me if you feel any stinging or burning.”

“Yeah yeah…”

I picked up the rag again and applied more nail polish remover. Just in case it dried too much. Then I put a hand on Sans' chin. He was a bit shorter than me so I had to tilt his head up. He grumbled when I touched him and averted his eyes from my gaze.

Wait… why is he letting me do it? Wait! Why am I doing it!?

I started to gently rub the rag in circles on his face. His eyes teared up quickly and he looked like he was in pain.

“You're supposed to tell me if it hurts!”

“It's not that. It just smells so bad.”

“How can you smell anyway?"

“Well I can see and talk right?”

“You can see because you clearly have some kind of eye magic thingie going on. Like. That's been obvious so far. And you can talk because you have lips. Er. Do you have a tongue?”

“Wouldn't you like to know?~”

“A-aah! No!”

“How'd you know I have lips? They're not super obvious lookin. What are you staring at em for?”

They're not. But I did notice them while having so much time focused on his face. I had pulled the rag away while Sans was trying to embarrass me, but I decided to get the job done fast so I could leave.

“Ow! Ow ow! It hurts now! Hey stop! It hurts!”

Having the nail polish remover not do anything to his cheeks was very worrying. I tossed the rag into the sink. Sans was about to say something as he looked into the mirror. But he stopped when he saw no change to the black dots.

“I'm… so sorry. I have one more thing though!”

Sans sighed. “Yeah I know. I'm not gonna fight ya just yet. Wait. Don't you have two more things?”

“Two? Oh! The blush. Er! I said-”

“You tried to make something up about why you had it.” Sans interrupted.

“Okay fine. I did pick it up for you actually. I was thinking that if I couldn't get the marker off, I could at least make you look less like a tired old man. Maybe you'd get some friends and you could finally leave me alone.”

“Leave you alone? You're the one always coming up and picking on me! That's why Grillby said he thought you liked me.”

“Pft. What am I? 6?”

“You sure act like it.”

I already had the blush in my hand. It had an applicator too so it wasn't hard to get it out quickly. I knew Sans could dodge but his bathroom was small.

“That's it! Come here!”

“Aaahh!”

I brushed the applicator across the pink powder and grabbed Sans by the arm with my other hand. I wrestled around with him and tried to get the powder onto his cheeks but I missed a couple times. I got his chin, and then his collarbone. Which actually gave me a surprising reaction. When the soft, tickly sponge touched him, Sans jolted and sucked in air through his teeth. I took the opportunity to finally get his cheeks.

“Aaahh! Hey! Knock it off.”

Shaking his head only made my job easier. The cute pink hue blended into his “skin” and further highlighted the little marks on his cheeks. I couldn't help but giggle in delight at the image.

“I really don't think you deserve to have so much fun after basically giving me surprise face tattoos.”

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Bully Reader X Sans (Part 2)

(Still SFW. This part gets to the Sans X Reader stuff.)

Y/N’s Pov

I dreaded the day Sans would run into me next. But that day wouldn't be nearly as bad as the next time I ran into Papyrus.

“Hey! Paps! Uhhh is-”

“Y/N! Ooooh do I have some words for you!”

Usually I'd laugh at his silly, oddly motherly language… but he looked pissed. He lived with his brother. Obviously he saw what happened. And obviously Sans told him in a way that would make it look worse for me.

“Oh my god. I'm so sorry! Okay!? The whole canine unit was daring me to do it!”

“I insist you go apologize to my big brother right now!”

“Uhhhh…” I started quietly.

“Why are you hesitating?! Do you think I want to be friends with someone who bullies my brother! I didn't even realize how badly you were treating him until he came home with permanent marker all over his face!”

“I'm really sorry…”

“Tell him that!”

I really didn't get why Papyrus was fuming the way he was until he said,

“He's in our house all day now because he can't get it off!”

“What!?” I screeched.

“Is that a surprise to you? It's called a permanent marker.”

“It's not permanent for human’s skin! Oh my god. I'm soooo so sorry! I didn't know!” I insisted.

“Well.” Papyrus huffed. “I suppose your intentions weren't as evil as I thought, but you still have to apologize!”

“Yeah! Of course! Uh!- Well. I don't know if I should go to his house though.”

I already knew that Sans was extremely protective of his territory. Much like the dog guards. That wasn't a monster thing, but it did seem somewhat common in Snowden.

“This is an emergency!” Papyrus urged.

“Okay! Okay. I'll apologize. Is there something I can bring him? Like food? Orrr… I dunno.”

Usually when I had a fight with one of my friends I'd do something to make it up to them. But letting him draw on my face was my only idea and I'd assume he wouldn't like it.

“I would ask you to bring him Grillby's, but I heard you were rightfully banned from the restaurant.”

“Yeaaaah. What about MTT’s?”

“It… will have to do. Hurry!” Papyrus demanded.

“Eeep! Okay!”

I would never describe Papyrus as scary, but I'd die if he didn't talk to me. He was my only friend in the underground that I could really rely on for anything. He was irreplaceable and I did feel really bad about what I did to his brother. So I walked halfway across the underground kingdom and then all the way back to the skeleton brother's house. No doubt the food was cold, but it was the thought that counted.

*Knock knock*

The door didn't open, but not long after I knocked, I heard shuffling behind the door.

“Who is it?” A grumpy deep voice asked.

It was definitely Sans. It was actually pretty easy to recognize anyone's voice in the underground.

“Ummm. Your least favorite person... With a peace offering!”

“Fuck off!”

Something slammed against the door and scared a yelp out of me. I didn't want to stay there for any longer than I had to, but everyone said Sans couldn't hurt a fly. So I took a deep breath and started over.

“Please let me in. I know how to get permanent marker off of stuff. Okay?”

“You don't have to come in to tell me.”

“You at least have to open the door if you want food.”

Sans opened the door and stuck a boney hand out. I easily enough pushed the door open all the way. And I let myself in.

“Hey! What the hell?!”

“I don't apologize to closed doors. Now. Do you have nail polish remover?”

“The fuck does it look like?” Sans said rudely.

Sans looked as grumpy as he sounded. He was wearing his usual blue and gray jacket, but this time he had his hood up. There were two race car bandaids on his cheeks.

“You probably don't own soap.” I joked.

Sans shoved me and I nearly got locked outside again. I put myself between the door and the frame. Sans was thankfully not very strong.

“Aaah! Okay! Okay! I'm sorry!” I shouted.

Sans crossed his arms and huffed at me without saying anything.

“I'll come back with a few things that might work. Okay? You can take this for now. Or else it'll get even colder. But… please let me back in okay?”

Sans' already big eyes seemed to somehow get wider. But he quickly turned his head down and to the side as he muttered,

“Fine.”

“I'll be back later then.”

“Hey.”

“What?”

“Why are you doin’ all this?”

“I… I didn't realize that it was permanent. And I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't drunk. So I want to sorta make up for it.”

“You're not trying to get back into Grillby's?”

“No. It's your place. I won't go again.”

“Uh… I don't…I don't believe ya.”

And he slammed the door on my face.

“Uggghhh! Rude!” I shouted.

I turned away and headed towards the only convenience store I knew of.

It really is a shame. He looks so cute with those little bandaids on his cheeks! He seems more approachable now. I ought to convince him to take those off and let me highlight the cute marks I gave him with blush. Maybe he'll make some friends and leave me alone.

So I bought a few more things at the store than I originally intended. Nail polish remover, rubbing alcohol, blush, and a snack too. Checking the time, I realized it was starting to get somewhat late.

“Oh! I have to head back! Thanks!”

I rushed back to Sans' house. Running into Papyrus on the way.

“Human! How did it go?”

“I know how to get the marker off Sans’ face. He's going along with me for now. Are you on your way back?”

“Yes! I just came back from training with Undyne!”

“That's great. It'll be nice to have someone on my side. It won't be as awkward that way.”

“I am always happy to help a friend!”

“Thanks Paps. Er. Papyrus.”

Papyrus raised a metaphorical brow at my retraction of his nickname.

“Why don't you and Sans get along again?”

“I dunno… he's just… He's a real mood killer. And I don't like that he's always trying to get on my case about stuff!”

“What stuff?”

“Well… like… Being mean to people. But hey! Even if he's right, lecturing me isn't gonna make me wanna be any nicer! Besides! That's just how people get along sometimes. You don't care. Right?”

“When you make fun of me? I… I didn't want to bother you about it but… Yes. I do care about that.”

“Oh… Papyrus I'm so sorry. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings or anything. It's just-... Just… I don't know. I say to you the kinda things my friends up on the surface always said to me. The guard dogs do it too! We push each other around and stuff and call each other chickens but… I do it a little differently? Don't I?”

“Sometimes. It does feel the same as a guard calling me names but I don't like that much either. You, Sans and Undyne are really the only people I consider friends.”

“Really? But you're so fun to hang out with!”

“Thank you Human! You know, Sans is a lot of fun too! I didn't understand why he's always so tense around you, but I hope one day you'll give each other a chance! I think you would be really great friends.”

“Ahhh. I don't know. Right now I'm just hoping to make up for this. I'm glad you'll be there though. Maybe you can butter him up.”

“Aaahhh Weelll! I actually have something I have to do! I'm so sorry human! I'm sure you'll do just fine without me! I have to go now actually!”

“What?! But we're almost there! Come on!”

As suspicious as it was, I wanted to get inside a house quickly. Smart ladies don't stay outside at night. I knocked on the skeleton brother's door once again. Wondering what Papyrus suddenly ran off for. Especially so late at night.

“... What? Why!” I heard through the door.

Sans was talking to someone. I couldn't tell who and I couldn't hear much, so I put my ear to the door and listened in.

“Yeah. She just got here. I'm about to let her in… Yeah? Well I wish I didn't have to! Why can't you help me out instead?... I don't need to be friends with her. I don't want to... I mean nooo. Not as bad as before… Ya know. I love that you like everybody but she's a jerk… She did?... Well. That doesn't change anything. I gotta go. I think she's right outside.”

Sans opened the door. He had taken off his cute bandaids and I could see my artwork in its full glory.

“Eeee!~” I squealed and held my hands up to my cheeks to hide my smiling face from him.

“Uh! Hey! Shut up!”

I let myself in and closed the door behind me. Hopefully making his decision to let me stay a little easier.

“I've got two ideas that should both work. If somehow they don't, I'm sure I could find you some concealer until it eventually… well. Like… heals over or scratches off or whatever.”

“I'm not sure it would.”

“What?! But like. Your bone or whatever it is. It heals right!?”

“Yeah. But nobody's been stupid enough to draw on it. Most people think it's pretty obvious that I might not be able to get it off.”

“Well if that's how it is, then if this doesn't work then you can find concealer without my help!”

“What the fuck is that anyway?”

“Concealer? It's like a foundation specifically made to cover up redness or any blemishes.”

“Oh God. I'm not gonna use fucking makeup!”

“Are you kidding me? Don't be a pussy! Even guys use-.”

“What did you call me?!”

I saw a flash of blue light somewhere in the corner of my vision as suddenly my body slammed into the side of Sans' wall. The force of the hit knocked the air out of me. I talk big but I'm no good in a fight. I learned that the hard way a couple times. I raised a hand up to my throat. As if I could somehow catch my breath physically with it.

“Answer me.”

I looked up and saw Sans' cute vandalized face didn't look so cute anymore. One of his eye sockets was completely dark. Reminding me he was still an undead monster I knew nothing about. The other was glowing with a blue and yellow ring. He stepped up to me and put a hand against the wall I was thrown against. I yelped and tried to cover my trembling lips. But it didn't hide my horrified tears. The bright ring from Sans' eye faded away. Soon it was replaced with his usual cartoonish white dots.

“Wow. Just like the canine unit. All bark and no bite.”

No one told me that Sans could fight. In fact, I heard exactly the opposite from everyone. That's why I wasn't afraid to pick on him. Sans backed off me. I took a second to wipe away my tears before I shakily stood. I realized the irony of me calling him a pussy. Out of everyone in the room that moment, it definitely wasn't him.

“Just… Let me give you the stuff so I can get out of here.” I said awkwardly and quietly.

“Good idea.”

I gave Sans a pouty glare as I reached for the bag of stuff I dropped. I was too late to hide the blush I bought on a whim. I tried to hide it back inside the clear bag as sneakily as I could. Obviously with Sans watching me do it, I couldn't hide much.

“The hell’s that pink stuff?”

“Uh! It's nothing! I was just- um. Er- It's actually mine.”

“I can tell you're lying. Is that something weird?”

Sans had a disgusted expression on his face. I could tell what he meant by weird and I didn't like what he might have been insinuating. Even then, I found myself asking to make sure.

“What do you mean weird?!”

“Oh God. Grillby told me you might have a crush on me but I didn't think he was actually right.”

“Whhat?!” I shrieked.

Sans' Pov

“What the hell is wrong with people like you? Are you that immature that you can't treat people you like with respect?”

“I don't have a crush on you! You're insane!”

“Kay. Then why'd you draw hearts on my face?”

“Because I didn't want anyone to see how bad I am at drawing!”

“Bullshit.”

“I'll prove it to you!”

“No you won't. Anyone can draw badly on purpose. Besides that's not an excuse because drawing on curved surfaces is hard anyway. So nobody's good at it in the first place.”

“What? No it's not! Why would that be hard?”

Oh wow. She is bad at drawing.

“Well why didn't you just write something then?”

“I have really bad handwriting.”

I guess that makes sense. Those go hand in hand.

“I got the idea because Brandy said something about it!”

That makes a lot of sense too…

“I don't really believe you.”

But I wasn't going to admit I was wrong about something like that.

“Ugh! You're just full of yourself! You probably think everyone has a crush on you!”

“I wouldn't have thought it if Grillby hadn't said anything.”

“Well he's crazy too! He probably just wanted to make you feel better or something! He probably likes you!”

“Oh. So you think everyone has a crush on me.”

“That's not what I said! That's not what I said at all!”

Her screeching didn't do her any favors. Still being seated on the ground under me was suspicious too. But what really convinced me was what I noticed when she stood up.

“You're blushing.”

“Uh! No! I-Ugh! Of course I'm blushing! You just nearly knocked me out and now you think I like you! It's all the blood in my- ugh! You wouldn't get it.”

“Haha. How much makeup do you wear? It's a mess.”

“Aaah! Don't look!”

She covered her face and turned away from me.

“Oh yeah? Why do you care if I see you like that?’

“Ugggh! Shut up!”

Y/N grabbed her bag and everything that fell out of it and marched upstairs.

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Bully Reader X Sans (Part One)

(SFW And there's a little Sans X Grillby in this chapter.)

Getting drunk with your friends is always a good idea when it's just your friends. But when the guy you keep picking on is asleep on a bar stool and someone has a marker handy… do the nice thing, and not the thing you want to do. Okay?

“Hey Y/N! Look, Sans is sleeping!”

“Heheheh~ nooo waaayy~”

“You should go mess with him. We do it all the time. It's okay.”

“Aheheh. Okay. Doonnn tell em.”

“Haha we won't. Go on!”

It's a lot harder to resist when you're drunk and a bunch of dog monsters are telling you that you should totally do it and everything will be okay. The good thing is, I wasn't as mean as I could have been. I was handed a marker by a large monster whose face was mostly made up of teeth. (Nice guy by the way) I took it without any hesitation and made a beeline to the small skeleton. The joyful crowd behind me and complete lack of restaurant staff gave me more than enough courage. But even then, I did still have one problem.

“Wait! What the hell do I draw on him?”

“Anything! Come on! He's not a light sleeper. Just draw something funny!”

“Or cuuute!~ hehehe~” Brandy giggled.

Brandy was a perpetually drunk bunny monster who spent all her time at Grillby's and had a crush on Sans. I'm really not sure why. Yet, her suggestion actually gave me an idea. It was something that would probably look funny on him, and I couldn't mess it up either.

I won't have anyone knowing I can't draw. So I'm gonna give him freckles and little cheek hearts.

I giggled to myself as I spotted the skeleton’s strangely soft white cheeks with black permanent marker. Thankfully, he was sleeping with his chin on the bar on top of his arms. That way I could easily draw what I needed.

“Okay lemme see! Heheh. What did you- oh really? Laaame.”

“Whattt?! Whaddya meeean?”

“Why didn't you write something on his forehead?”

It wouldn't be legible.

“Aww man. I gueeess I should have.”

“Here. Give it to me. I'll do it.”

Doggo, the mostly blind member of the royal guard, took my marker. He was one of my first couple of friends.

“What are yooou gonna do?” I asked him.

“Nothing. Both of you are banned from my restaurant.” An ethereal, but somehow also gruff and stern voice told us.

It was Grillby. The owner of the restaurant. And also one of Sans' closest friends.

“Oh fuck!”

That's exactly what I meant earlier. I really wish I didn't draw on Sans’ face. I felt awful about it the next day. I knew his brother Papyrus would find out, and I really liked him. Papyrus was another close friend of mine in the underground. He made terrible spaghetti and tried to kill me with some puzzles but after all that we became fast friends. I think that's actually when Sans decided that I was his least favorite person. He was basically obsessed with his brother and I think he thought I'd steal him away or something. Which I would never do. Papyrus is really not my type.

“Come on Paps! Throw like a man dammit! Hahaha!”

I was having a snowball fight with Papyrus and a few guard dog monsters when Sans came up to us.

“Hey. Y/N. Come over here a sec.” Sans said calmly after he somehow appeared behind us.

“Woah! How'd you?- whatever.” I wondered as I stepped away from the game.

“I don't think you should be hanging out with my brother so much.”

“Pft. What is he? 6? Who the hell are you to say that?”

I hate people telling me what to do. So hearing that set me off and I said something rude before I could stop myself.

“I'm his older brother. And he shouldn't have to deal with people that insult him, cuss around him and I don't like you casually stealing my nickname for him either.”

“Uh. Obsessed much? One. He's a grown up. He can handle it. And two? Being protective of nicknames is kinda creepy if it's your younger brother.”

“Wh-Creepy!? What the hell is wrong with you!?”

Before Sans could start lecturing me, one of the big monsters came up to us.

“You guys can talk later! Come on! We don't wanna wait forever!”

It was a dog guard in ginormous armor and his tail was wagging wildly. Anxious to get away from the humiliating conversation, I ignored everything Sans said and started walking back to my game.

“Just like. Chill. Okay? No pun intended.”

Sans' Pov

Puns were my thing. Alright? And I don't have a lot of things to begin with. Other than Papyrus' nickname that bitch stole too. Using a pun against me was the last straw. As ridiculous as that sounds. So that was the start of our intense hatred for each other. I wasn't really the type of person to start arguments but she sure was. We both got tossed out of practically every building we were in together for causing a scene. Getting drunk and falling asleep at Grillby's was a usual occurrence for me, but I had no idea my new enemy would come in and torment me that day.

“Mnnn. Grillby…” I muttered after waking up on a barstool again.

Apparently I slept until everyone left. At least, that's what I thought. Apparently Grillby cleared the place out early after I got graffitied.

“Sans. You need to get up.”

“Uggh. I know. I'll go home in a sec.”

“Not that.”

“Whaat?”

“Y/N drew on your face. I'm gonna take you to my place so we can wash it off. Alright?”

“What?! What the hell did she do?!”

I bolted up. Nearly falling out of my chair.

“Not as much as I thought actually. It's not bad.”

“What? How could it not be bad?”

After I had steadied myself, I finally looked up at Grillby's face. He had a strange smile that unsettled me.

“Don't think about it too much. Put up your hood and walk with me to my place.” He commanded.

“Uh- huh?” I squeaked.

Some people say that Grillby is bossy and a buzz kill. But I don't mind at all. He never usually bosses me around. But when he does… I can't say I dislike it. I immediately hopped off the chair and flipped up my hood. Very suddenly, Grillby took my hand and walked me out the door. Opening it for me.

“Ah… Jeez Grillbz. I'm not a kid anymore.”

“Oh. I'm so sorry. I shouldn't be coddling you.”

He let go of my hand and I realized my mistake.

“Er… I mean. I'll take it as a compliment I guess. You seem pissed off that she was fuckin’ with me.”

“I am. I'm not sure I like having a human down here. She may get along with everyone, but I feel like all my customers have been a lot more rowdy and even the whole town has become a bit more… a bit… ugh. I'm just not sure I have the right word.”

“She reminds me a lot of Catty. Or Bratty.”

Funny enough, I used to get bullied a lot by them too. When I was a kid that is.

“Haha! I'm sure she does. Hmmm. I wonder then…”

Without warning, Grillby took hold of my hood and pulled it back to look at my face more closely. I turned and looked up at him with a slightly shocked expression.

“Hmm~”

Grillby's eyes softened and he stood staring at me for a couple seconds.

“You do seem to attract a type. Don't you Sans?”

“What? What's that supposed to mean?”

“I never told you. Because I didn't like how they treated you. But Catty and Bratty came by one day. I talked to them for a while and they revealed that they picked on you because they both had a crush on you.”

“What?! No. You're kidding me!”

“I wonder if that human girl is similar.”

“I don't believe a word you said.”

“You might when you see what she drew on you.”

“What?!”

“Shh!”

It was late at night and I shouldn't have been shouting. So Grillby put a finger to my lips. All the embarrassment and physical contact started to make my knees weak. I tripped a little.

“Ohhahaha. You're still quite tired aren't you?” Grillby laughed at me as he took my hand again.

“Shut up.” I muttered quietly. “I'll be fine.”

But… I couldn't stop myself from squeezing his hand so he wouldn't let go of mine.

“Oh? So you don't want me to carry you?”

“N-no! Don't do that!”

“Hmhm~ Alright.”

Grillby has always teased me. He usually says something about how I make it so easy. I'm not sure what that means though. I don't find it easy to tease anyone.

“Aahh… there we go.” Grillby muttered to himself as he unlocked his front door, letting go of my hand.

He let me in first, but I didn't go straight to his bathroom. I remembered where it was but I felt awkward showing how well I already knew his place.

“Still need help?”

“Er! Uh! I just. Um… don't remember which door is your bathroom.”

“Oh right. Sorry. I guess it feels like I invite you over more than I actually do. It's the first door on the right.”

I nodded and made my way there. Grillby picked up his pace in order to catch up with me. I could guess he wanted to see my reaction when I saw myself. Looking in the mirror, I found little black dots along my cheeks, and small, badly drawn hearts below my eyes.

“Ehaaahhh! W-why- why! Why did she do that?!”

“Hahahaha! I'm really not sure Sans. I think that girl likes you.”

“No! I- Aghhh!”

I tried desperately to rub off the black dots. Even black smears would be better. But they didn't budge at all.

“Fuck! Y/N didn't use a permanent marker did she?”

“Oh no… I really hope not.”

Grillby seemed to know that my “skin” held permanent markers really well. He opened up a cabinet and grabbed a brand new bar of soap and a small towel.

“I guess we'll find out.” I sighed.

“Alright Sans. Stay still.”

“What? No come on. Just let me do it.”

Grillby turned on the faucet, making sure the water was warm.

“I wasn't watching you when I should have been. I should help you.” He decided.

“That's just an excuse for you to put your hands all over my face.”

“Oh please let me~ I love your soft face.” Grillby teased as he pinched my cheeks and rubbed them around. I squeaked a little in surprise and it only made Grillby more determined.

“No! Just! Rrrr…” I growled.

He finally left my face alone so he could wet the small towel with hot water. After opening up the new bar of soap and rubbing it on the soaking towel, Grillby once again told me to,

“Stay still.”

I kinda liked being taken care of and fussed over, so I finally let him have his fun.

“Ugh. Fuck… that kinda hurts.”

“Oh you're such a baby.”

“No I'm not.”

Grillby put a hand up to his face to attempt to stifle a laugh.

“Hey!”

“Hahaha! I'm sorry. You're just so cute I can't help it.”

“I'm not- ah I'm not even gonna say it.”

“Hmhmhm~”

“Ya know. Maybe I should do it myself.”

To my surprise, Grillby gave me the towel. When I looked in the mirror I saw no change to the marks.

“Nooooo no no nooooo!”

I scrubbed my cheeks until they felt inflamed and raw.

“Awww. Poor thing. Don't hurt yourself.”

I threw the towel at Grillby. It sizzled when it struck his neck.

“Ugh. Now my shirt is all wet.”

Before I could stop him, Grillby slid off his vest and started unbuttoning his shirt.

“Wh- what are you doing?!”

“What? Suddenly you have a problem with me undressing?”

“Yeah!”

“Awww. If it makes you feel better I'll let you take yours off too.”

“That would not make me feel better!”

“Haha. Then get out of the bathroom.”

“Where am I supposed to go now?!”

“Do you want to stay the night?”

“Are you… gonna be shirtless?”

“If you'd like~”

“Aahhh!”

I should have taken the chance, but I got scared and fled to my own place.

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