Talk about a blast from the ass!! 🤯🤯🤯 Zoo wee mama!!!!!! 😱😤😨🤯😫

the thing dc will never understand, due to being mainly run by & targeted towards heterosexual men, is that harlivy... is not sexy

pamela isley is a mad scientist slash bog witch who spends 98.2% of her time concocting abominable potions in her cabin-lab in the woods. she has not brushed her hair in 2 years and her lab coat has been eaten away by moths. her eyes are yellow and her teeth are yellow and there is unknowable vegetation growing on her skin, and she's around other people so rarely that she's forgotten how to not talk to herself, or police her tone, or regulate her body language.

harleen quinzel is an ex-clown with a nail-ridden baseball bat and hair trigger temper who's spent so long wreaking havoc for fun that she's incapable of operating within the law for more than five minutes at a time, she's covered in scars from her fights against batman and from her relationship with joker and god knows what else, cuts her hair blindly in the shower, smears dime store makeup haphazardly on her face and then dunks it in a pile of glitter, maintains a kidcore clowncore harajuku girl aesthetic despite being 37 years old, and has to tear the sleeves off 77% of her outfits because they don't account for her arm muscle from swinging a giant hammer around for years.

i mean ok. to me SPECIFICALLY that is sexy but what i'm saying is they should not look like a pair of victoria's secret models in funny outfits. the average man, upon looking at them, should not be thinking 'zowie mama let me in on that action'. he should be screaming hysterically and making a mad dash for the nearest exit. goodnight

the bowie/zee shipname should be zowie because its the closest resemblance to zoo wee mama

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PICKLE MAN ON TUMBLR???

I thought you were just a Pinterest legend

I’m on lots of places actually! I’ve been spotted on YouTube a few times which was.. Zowie mama! An experience to say the least…

Wow zowie! Mama Cookie is learning some new tricks today!

I don’t know how to send you a spicy anon without coming off as creepy or over stepping boundaries so I’ll just say this,

ZOWIE MAMA

Thanks, babe!

Describe each of your OCs in like... 3 words! Go!

trey: smelly scene stoner (omg alliteration)

kenna: pretty rave girl

christophe: metalhead grease ball

sera: depressed mama's girl

cass: mcbling but suicidal

serena: the smiths personified

candy: pastel rainbow sprinkles

anton: vampire freak

tyler: emo twink

vivica: strawberry goth

zowie: derp :O)

ZOWIE MAMA

ZOWIE MAMA PRETTY WOMBMAN

Kibuc Merchawja

Jakub Kopec  Jestem absolwentem podstawówki TPD zlokalizowanej w zabudowaniach po Zakonie Machabeuszowym tuż obok zburzonej do ostatniej cegły, największej na całej warszawskiej Pradze synagodze przy ulicy Jagiellońskiej róg Szerokiej, dlatego nic co żydowskie, nie jest mi obce. Komunistka co się zowie, mama Jurka Bittera, z którym siedziałem w jednej ławce, w czasie szczytu stalinowskiego…

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spare some monty, freddy, and sun/moon nsfw hcs for the poor (horny)? 🙏🙏🙏

Catch me in your dreams, if you can that is. __________________ A/N: Feeding the rotters, drink up my guys there's gonna be a lot of it tonight <3 Warnings: Smut, highly suggestive, use of dom/sub dynamics, somnophilia, darcyphilia, breath play, mentions of blood read at your own risk. 18+ Only, minors interacting with this post will be blocked. [ GN pronouns used ] ( use of afab and amab language) __________________

Glamrock Freddy

➤ Very hesitant about things, and asks you constantly if everything's okay ➤ Powerhouse to practicing safe and healthy sex with you ➤ Safewords, aftercare routine, boundaries on your consent, and what he can do to you ➤ as the head of the band, it comes naturally for him to have you call him sir ➤ Doesn't think daddy fits and is generally discomforted by it since he's often dad figure to many and discourages it since it would be 'too inappropriate' ➤ Tbh it's only like that since Freddy would absolutely just go blank if someone during the day called him dad ➤ I will stand by this but he steals and has a stash of stolen underwear and I cannot understand why but it's just fucking there ➤ Huge fan of wanting to fuck to the rhythm of music, like dear fuck ➤ In all honesty, you feel dumbed down during your intimate moments with him for various reasons ➤ Afab? Would absolutely spend so much time messing around with your tits, allowing the cool metal to rub against it raising goosebumps across the bare skin simply admiring you ➤ Amab? overstimulation heaven, if you don't call the safe word Freddy will sit there for hours rubbing you out until you're satisfied ➤ More focused on your pleasure than his

Monty Gator

➤ Unlike how many people portray pictures Monty is further attracted to the little things about you ➤ Of course, he's an ass man but generally is obsessed with your thighs ➤ I feel he'd absolutely want to get their casing cracked or broken between your thighs ➤ Absolute powerhouse to fucking you in front of a mirror, especially the one in his greenroom ➤ Due to being absolutely massive Monty truly likes to see you squirm beneath him, honestly a huge power trip just seeing how massive he is compared to you at this moment ➤ Afab? Don't worry, he's absolutely obsessed with trying to see if you get a belly bulge from him and if he succeeds? You're doomed he'll never let it go or give it up ➤ Amab? You're in for a treat, he'd do anything to treat you right just remember your ass will be sore as fuck the next day, and your dick milked dry until he's finished with you ➤ Absolute hard dom, cannot picture it in any other way man ➤ Might be into a little swinging action if he's up to sharing and you're comfortable with it ➤ Mostly just to prove no matter who you get split on he'll always be better ➤ Wasn't the best in aftercare tbh, it took time to figure out how to take of you after everything ➤ First time after he offered you a cigarette seeing that others used it to calm down ➤ Favorite way to handle you is with your back pressed against his chest really gets him going ➤ Due to his sharp nails love to indulge in pain play often dragging them along your stomach and thighs to draw the little blood he can get ➤ Covered in bites from Monty, literally is obsessed with making sure you're covered with marks by the end giving you two at least a day or two of recovering before going at it again

Sunnydrop

➤ Oh boy, the biggest fucking switch here, sometimes he'll simply sit there asking what feels good to you until you're crying from the pleasure ➤ Huge on seeing you cry, yes he feels bad and will never say he likes it ➤ but deep down he tries every time to make sure tears stream down your face in a good way ➤ He and Moon are the ones without dicks, sure Monty and Freddy have it as their own video bs and etc but the daycare attendants have to make do with what they can ➤ Some wires are partially exposed and moveable that they get the sensation to and react with to reenact pleasures of sex ➤ will use your fluids of either natural lubricant or your cum to draw patterns into your skin. Likes to write his name a lot since it kinda gives the expression of writing claim to his art ➤ Afab? You'll be seeing stars by the time he's done and wanting the lights to turn off just for a break, in his brain despite not being able to have but always wondered what it'd be like if he could get you to sit on his face, ahem breeding kink he can't really do ➤ Amab? Your ass is grass, and he's mowing it, not very understanding what prep is at first so you'd have to teach him before they try entering you first go with a toy ➤ Most of the time sex ends with you exhausted and on the verge of passing out whilst Sun's stuck rebooting from overheating his system

Moondrop

➤ The lights are out? Man, good luck living until then ig ➤ You see, Sun has endless energy but when it comes to Moon with this he wants to push limits ➤ learned to set up safewords and specific parts of consent with you just in case since they get far too aggressive for normal people ➤ Don't tell me Moondrop doesn't have a somnophilia kink, c'mon I dare you ➤ Fucks you during your sleep or wakes you up with sex if he's ever in the mood ➤ It rarely happens but whenever Moon does want to have some fun just understand it will be long and punishing ➤ Sets up a reward system for you, such as getting a shorter nap time if you want that, snacks, you name it ➤ Fixated on the only praise used is the term Good Boy / Good Girl / Good pet ➤ Has choked you once on accident to make you shut the fuck up and just it's stuck to be a thing that happens now and again if you mention it's something you like to happen ➤ Focused on their personal curiosity to see just what you can handle as pleasure unless you want to fumble with his wires for a bit in the end ➤ You're afab? Weirdly has an obsession shared with Sun on being parents with you even if it can't really happen but does try to live out the fantasy ➤ Amab? Ohoho. I'm so sorry but your cock is broken by the end of this weeping and limp from the overuse and stimulation from this fucks experiments

"zoo wee mama" is the bazinga version of saying "wowie zowie"

oof, zowie mama

i am looking with respect but also wowie zowie mama!

I am thanking you with respect

Sup dude. Not really an ask but here's three thoughts about you based off my initial look at your blog;. You have the smile of an angel, your Andrew Christian ass pic poze I'd totally Wowie-Zowie, your 'tude on bottoming makes you the beez kneez in my eyes . . .

this is sweet and im so sorry all I can think of is ZOO WEE MAMA

i feel like a character from the 80s because my interjections have become shit like "WOWIE ZOWIE" and "ZOO WEE MAMA"

how do i stop this