"kids can't see gays kiss on television--that's disturbing and confusing!" well sharon they watched a giant purple slug kiss an alien with a snake for a mouth. who the hell cares at this point.
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isn't it weird how in the Clone Wars TV show we find out there's a maximum security prison in Coruscant staffed by clones and a big deal is made out of escaping it when
fucking everyone has escaped the Republic Judiciary Central Detention Center at least once
off the top of my head I can count Cad Bane, Aurra Sing, Bossk, Boba Fett, Moralo Eval and Obi-Wan Kenobi all escaping (Ziro was technically released and let's be real that fat fuck couldn't break out if he tried). All of these individuals were maximum security prisoners and enemies of the state. And in the span of three years they all broke out. Hell, Cad has escaped at least three times
like did Jango Fett fuck up Oovo IV so badly they couldn't put them there? was palpy breaking them out? how in the hell are all these terrorists escaping what should be the best prison in Coruscant. a fucking tween and his lizard friend could break out. what the fuck
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I just found out that the guy who voices this crazy MFer
Is the same guy who voices this crazy MFer
And Dooku and others!! Corey Burton, like so many voice actors, is so wildly talented!
Thanks for joining my TED talk.
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having watched clone wars a long time ago, I create daily comedy for myself for free.
for example, I did not quite remember the zillo beast. so I interpreted every fic that claimed that palpatine had died "somehow (probably eaten by zillo beast or something)" as a fic where it was canon that ziro the hutt had devoured palpatine.
and I just thought it was quite interesting because ziro is quite a small hutt, isn't he, it's kinda impressive he managed to swallow a whole chancellor of the republic, but still I accepted the headcanon in stride.
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Ok I'm watching the clone wars episode with ziro the hutt and this is THE wildest episode
-Ziro's mother has a portrait of herself opposite her doorway so its the first thing you see when you walk in
-Ziro's gf (Ziro is actually her sidepiece), Sny Snootles committing cold-blooded murder like the legend she is
-Quinlan Vos. (absolute legend I'd honestly forgotten how cool he is)
-honestly Kenobi acts like he has to put up with Quinlan when really its the other way around. Kenobi spends the entire time dragging his feet like a petulant child going "oh no its not logical" and "I never did enjoy hanging out with you" and complaning about Hutt stuff and doors while Quinlan gets shit done.
-Ziro's mother calls Cad Bane, Chad. Canon Chad mention.
-Hutt's mummify their dead
-Cad Bane being a prissy bitch the whole time. "Oh i just. hate it when someone does my job" "im never taking up one of these jobs again"
-cad bane getting in a lightsaber duel with kenobi????? Yes. Then WINS by electrocuting kenobi with his own electronics.
what an episode I love it (and yes I'm back on my Bully Kenobi agenda)
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The Hutt Families
Desilijic Clan
Papa the Hutt and Mama the Hutt are the parents of Zorba Desilijic Tiure, Ziro D. T., Ebor D. T., Pazda D. T., and Jiliac D. Tiron (birth order undetermined)
Zorba D. T. is the father of Jabba D. T. Jabba is the father of Rotta.
Shebba Kalshi Desilijic is an uncle of Jabba D. T.
Gorga Desilijic Aarrpo is a nephew of Jabba D. T. and married to Anachro the H'uun, daughter of Orko the H'uun.
Grubba D. A. is a nephew of Jabba D. T.
Crakka is a cousin of Jabba D. T.
Graballa is a cousin or a nephew of Jabba D. T.
Hiro is the son of Ziro D. T.
Tagta is a cousin of Jiliac D. Tiron.
The Twins are cousins of Jabba D. T.
Jelasi and Kumac hold some claim to Jabba D. T.'s inheritance.
Malta and Embra are associates of Jabba D. T.
Besadii Clan
Arok is head of the Besadii Clan.
Gardulla Besadii the Elder is the mother of Gardulla B. the Younger and Decca B. Diori.
Aruk B. Aora is the father of Durga B. Tai.
Zavval is the brother of Aruk.
Zier is Durga B. T.'s cousin.
Borga B. D. is the mother of Randa B. D.
Bana B. D. is a cousin to Randa B. D.
Kibbick B. is a cousin to Durga B. T. and a nephew to Aruk B. A. and Zavval.
Thakba B. D. is another member of the Diori family.
Qunaalac Clan
Marlo is the head of the Qunaalac Clan.
Plakot is one of Marlo's main lieutenants who oversees his legitimate businesses.
Gorensla Clan
Oruba was head of the Gorensla Clan during the Clone Wars.
Bossato assumed control of the clan after his death.
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When your annoying kid who annoys EVERYONE comes home needing to borrow your ship:
And then gets followed by people who break down your frigging door:
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