Hopper: Time for plan G. Joyce: Don’t you mean plan B? Hopper: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Murray: What about plan D? Hopper: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Y/N: What about plan E? Hopper: I’m hoping not to use it. Yuri dies in plan E. Dimitri: I like plan E.

Enzo: You see, I’m at least a motherfucker with a heart. Whereas you, Yuri? You’re just a motherfucker.

Joyce: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Hopper : This knife is actually a magic wand.

Dimitri : Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Murray : *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Yuri: What the fuck is wrong with you people.