white knuckling cracking my metal desk atm wishing that scathachs event portrait was a costume for her

I desire Satoru Gojo so bad it makes me look stupid. I want that man to let me climb him like a tree. He’s more than a foot taller than me and there’s no doubt he could lift me like i weigh nothing at all

resident warrior cats...

LOL ok au where anakin is turned into a cat but everyone just thinks he’s at Padmé’s for a vacation and doesn’t realize he’s in a predicament….meanwhile obi-wan finds a cat outside his rooms and enters his cat lady era quite cheerfully, he starts absolutely doting on this cat cause it’s nice to take care of something again and this cat is sooooo affectionate

then Ahsoka comes back from a solo mission and she realizes the cat is anakin cause they still have their training bond in place and she’s like master what are you doing we need to figure out how to change you back let’s tell the council

and anakin who is curled up on obi-wan’s lap receiving amazing head scratches and the occasional forehead kissy is like “hmmmm no I’m good”

so ahsokas gotta pretend that she’s texting anakin and she’s like “hey master obi-wan, hypothetically speaking would you give anakin head scratches and forehead kisses if he uhhh came back from Padme’s rn”

and obi-wan is like no of course not

and anakitty is like see! better like this 😌 cat forever 🥰

“lay your head on me”

Domestic NanaGo = Best NanaGo 🥺

artist comm @petridumps

You could play with the dirty part of the canon description by having Slash and his people roll in mud to hide their scent.

Parts of the Code labelling using weapons/traps as dishonorable could have started as agreements made that Slash's people wouldn't keep using their old tactics, maybe forced on Thunder's Clan to keep them from becoming too powerful, if they DID fuse.

I'm more liable to just remove the "dirty" thing entirely honestly; I just think it's so shitty I'd like to nuke it from orbit, you get me? Every single time they want you to hate someone, they make them fat and/or stinky. I'd rather just put that kind of rhetoric in the mouths of cats like Clear Sky and The Wind Runner, a lie to demonize their enemies, not really based on truth.

I think I might take the trap stuff though; that actually fits in nicely with how ThunderClan's the only one that uses spears. I won't have it be code yet, though, that's going to come a lot later. First two commandments of the code are Borders + Mercy, followed by Law 3 when Riverstar dies in some decades.

Also gonna need a name for Slash's new group. Hey, maybe THESE guys can be called Warriors, actually. Warriors of the Forest, like what the first arc used to be called before it was renamed TPB.

forever obsessed with the coke suit ❤️💙

dedicated to my fellow coke suit slut @roosterforme 🫶

Personally I think if skizzleman and firestar met they’d be besties. Fire alone can save the clan homie buddeh

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Me when I pick and choose what happened in canon and what didn't according to my tastes:

Me when other people do the same except it's not exactly like mine and not according to my tastes:

i love having cats. there's just a Little Guy in my house that i can go annoy when i'm bored

I refuse to believe Edward Eddsworld doesn’t have battle scars from being a cat dad

dont think we acknowledge the fact that mr plant canonically hissed that one time enough. in like. the 2nd or 3rd episode. prob wasnt intentional but i think about it all the time

i'm actually unable to be normal about the look on sukuna's face when he's walking out with the soda & popcorn

Me every day logging into tumblr.com: computer show me content of Alfred Pennyworth