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me, earlier this week: i'm just gonna write a short little one shot, kind of a prequel thing, but mostly an excuse to write some more smut. short, sweet, nothing major!
me, 5k in with no end in sight, sweating buckets: there may have been a slight miscalculation here!!!
#goddammit#what have i done#YOU'RE WELCOME I GUESS#yes this is#steddie hockey au#i think it may end up closer to 15k#if my track record is any indication#which is ABSURD#that's almost a third of the original fic#i don't know what to tell you guys#but look it is what it is#the people want hockey smut THEY'RE GONNA GET IT#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#carve your name into my chest#cyn verse#is that a good tag? idk
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QUIT LOOKIN' AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL' EYES
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it's sinday, so, i can post this. billy is a boobs man. any sized boobs are good boobs to him.
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Garfield is a valid Warrior Cats name.
So are Mountaindew and Smokeweed.
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Blurry, Poorly-Cropped Jellicle Photos:
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Ah yes, thank you for putting the video of Chris eye fucking the hot, smart, professional adult woman while supposedly being in a super serious committed living together relationship in his tag, its one of my favorite thing to remind people of. 🫠😆👍 That was the look of a single man wanting to get his dick wet and was imaging things, multiple times 🤣
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Displacement
Rating: General
Characters: Sun Wukong, Macaque
Warnings: none
Description: In the wild, monkeys are often seen shoving each other out of the places they sit in to steal their spots. This is usually a dominance thing.
In magical mythical monkeys, this is more of a play behavior.
Also on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40294167
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This is technically a part of an au thing I do with my girlfriend. Like... most things I work on. It’s cute, it’s short, it’s pure fluff, and I got lightly bullied into posting again. Enjoy dumb monkey behaviors based on an old fact I’m not sure where I learned anymore.
These monkeys have taken over my life. Send help.
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Henry gets up from the couch and walks away, heading into the kitchen. This is a completely normal and ordinary action.
There’s a jolt of instinct in Macaque.
Take his spot.
He stomps down the urge and ignores the open seat. He’s not so immature to give in to a displacement instinct in a human household-
Wukong scrambles across the couch and takes Henry’s seat, settling down and looking pleased with himself. Macaque doesn’t bother to hide the fact he rolls his eyes. Of course he’s going to indulge. That’s not surprising. Wukong is absolutely immature enough to give in to an instinct like that, without any thought of why he shouldn’t.
Take Wukong’s spot.
Macaque stomps out that urge as well. He doesn’t need his, or Henry’s spots. He’s comfortable in his chair, and not about to act like a fool just because of instinct.
Wukong is looking at him. Noticing this irks him, but he promised he would try not to fight today. They were going to sit in the same room and watch movies and not fight. As per MK’s and Henry’s request.
The process of learning to tolerate each other has been a rough one.
And Wukong won’t stop staring.
Macaque shoots him a glare, which the other monkey only smiles at, tail flicking as he settles down in his newly stolen spot.
Was he… bragging?
Macaque scowls and pointedly looks away, but still hears that amused scoff from Wukong. It was like the brat was trying to start a fight. Well, he’s not about to stoop to his level, just because he wants to fight over a spot to sit. Macaque hasn’t given in to displacement urges in ages, and he’s not about to start now just because Wukong is trying to get under his skin.
He can feel Wukong still looking at him.
Macaque shoots him a scowl, contemplating showing his teeth to warn him off, to insist he’s not in the mood for games-
Wukong very pointedly snuggles further into the cushions and props his feet up on the table.
Macaque lunges out of his chair, nearly tumbling across the couch to collide with Wukong, intent on shoving that smug asshole right out of that spot- it’s his and he wants it-
He can hear MK scramble to his feet somewhere behind him, no doubt alarmed. It’s the loud bark of laughter from Wukong that makes him pause, realizing it’s not a real fight. Macaque doesn’t care-- he wants this monkey off the couch.
The ensuing struggle is nothing like the ones the pair has been getting into lately. No punching or kicking, no intent to harm. The two of them just shoving at each other, Macaque hissing with no malice as he tries to push Wukong over the arm of the couch as the other cackles wildly. As if he’s already won.
Like hell he has. Macaque shoves at his stupid face and snaps his teeth in the air, an empty threat. Wukong’s response is to lick his hand.
With a yowl of disgust, Macaque plants a foot firmly into Wukong hip and starts shoving harder, and in the scramble to grab a hold of something to keep him from toppling off the couch, he manages to grab a hold of Macaque’s tail and tugs.
The result is an immediate full body tackle that sends them both right over the arm of the couch and onto the floor with a heavy thud. For a moment, Macaque is winded from landing with Wukong’s shoulder driving into his chest from the impact.
Then Wukong starts laughing again, throwing his head back as much as he can while pinned to the floor as his whole body shakes with laughter.
“You- you-!” He can’t even continue, only laughing harder as Macaque sits up, flustered.
He really just gave into displacement just because Wukong challenged him.
… The spot was open.
Macaque springs up off the floor and back onto the couch, claiming his prize even as his face burns with embarrassment. Fine, he acted childish and gave in to instincts. But the spot was his now, dammit!
He won it fair and square.
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Henry gets up from the couch and walks away, heading into the kitchen. He knows better by now, and Wukong has no qualms with stealing that spot the second it’s empty-
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Macaque twitch.
He wanted the spot?
Wukong pauses instead of stealing the spot immediately. But Macaque doesn’t move, acting as if the open seat didn’t exist.
His loss.
Wukong eagerly steals Henry’s spot, claiming it for himself. He can see Macaque roll his eyes, as if wasn’t just clearly suppressing the urge to claim it himself. As if his tail isn’t flicking, betraying how much he wanted to pounce.
So why doesn’t he?
Macaque used to be the first and most eager monkey to challenge him when others wouldn’t, arguing that Wukong technically wasn’t his king, and therefore he could challenge displacement whenever he wanted. Said it was more satisfying to challenge him over anyone else.
Wukong figured he just liked his attention.
Yet here Macaque is, just sitting there like nothing happened. What was the point of ignoring an instinct that was just for fun?
He must have noticed Wukong staring, since he sends a glare his way. Automatically, Wukong smiles and settles back, tail giving it’s own flick of building energy.
Come take my spot if you want it so bad.
Instead of taking the invitation, Macaque scowls and looks away. Ignoring him. Wukong scoffs, a little amused and a little disappointed. Really? Nothing?
Maybe he shouldn’t be surprised. They haven’t played in far too long. Maybe the challenge was too early. Maybe he should just drop it and wait for Henry to play-
Macaque shoots him another look, and Wukong can’t help himself. He settles in like he has the best spot in the whole world while maintaining eye contact, couldn’t challenge him harder without saying anything-
Wukong can see the second Macaque’s self control snaps like a rubber band, and it’s the only warning he gets before the other monkey hurls himself into Wukong near recklessly. Wild delight shoots through his veins and he starts shoving back immediately, laughing as he’s pressed up against the arm of the couch.
He couldn’t resist after all!
He can’t stop grinning, laughing even as Macaque hisses at him, as if he could even pretend this wasn’t a dumb scuffle over a spot on the couch instead of a real fight. No, Macaque was playing, and Wukong got him to do it, even after he put on such a big act of not caring.
Macaque’s hand plants itself on his face and pushes him partway over the edge of the couch, the snap of teeth in the air only a playful threat. Giddy, Wukong does the first thing he thinks of, and shoves his tongue into the offending hand.
Macaque’s disgusted yowl only has him laughing harder as the hand jerks away-
And a foot plants itself against his hip and starts to push with actual leverage.
Oh shit-
Wukong flails and grabs as he starts to feel himself start to tip over the arm of the couch and-- oops that’s a tail-
Macaque slams into him, and they both go overboard. Wukong’s head bounces off the floor, not hard enough to hurt but enough to shock him. For a second, he just lays there, stunned with Macaque on top of him.
And starts laughing again.
He got Mac to play. The scuffle was short lived, but it happened and gods did he miss it.
“You- you-!” You’re too easy, he wants to goad, to continue the scuffle. He’s too giddy and breathless though, and Macaque is already looking embarrassed with himself. As if he couldn’t believe he was caught playing.
Somehow it wasn’t enough to stop him from scrambling to claim the empty spot the second it hit him that it was open. Wukong only laughs harder from his place on the floor. Macaque can have it. He technically won, after all. Or maybe they both lost. He doesn’t even care.
He’ll win next time.
#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk fics#lmk sun wukong#sun wukong#lmk macaque#macaque#Mac wins because he gets the spot#Wukong wins because he got Mac to play#the real loser here was MK#who was given a mild heart attack#You also get two POVs because I can't control myself#you're welcome I guess#my writing
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Gonna reblog my art and you guys gotta deal with it
#tabby talks#you're welcome i guess#or sorry not sorry either way#I'm trying to Inspire™️ myself maybe
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Okay I apologize in advance I can't help myself around Seungmin this chapter of Jumpspace Renegade is taking WAY LONGER than I predicted
#ive had a busy couple of weeks and the plot revealed itself to have some seungmin shenanigans so for those of you that enjoy feeling blushy#YOU'RE WELCOME I GUESS#shh bel shut up#writing updates
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having a normal one on craiyon dot com
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i'm so darn happy you write waylon, my heart fills with joy when you post, thank u for the serotonin
sarah tonin? idk her
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Wilbur: Yeah, I'm- I'm- I'm glad that I've actually done something right, Phil. Normally- normally on SMPs I'm- I'm always a bit of a- you know, a bit of a- a bit of a- a bit of a um, what's the word... uh... what's the word for like a-
Phil: Homosexual?
Wilbur: NO????
Bonus:
#Wilbur Soot#Philza#Wilbur#QSMP#Tntduo#I suppose#Phil#Happy early Pride I guess#The audio for both their streams sucked so I went ahead and fixed the audio and added both their POVs to this clip#~ You're welcome ~#Was going to do a longer transcript but how the hell do you even transcribe that laugh / noise Wilbur made LMAO#The image is Smajor's resub message compressed to make it easier to read#Edited
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setting up an mcr sideblog @mykhemicalromance so i can stop spamming here
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Ianthony priest/demon AU because it's been on my mind since that promo was released. Yes, I'm still trying to write a fic about this but in the meantime i made art :3c
This was a bit of an experiment as it's a bit different than my usual style. I'm also trying to learn to use Clip Studio, so it was a fun exercise. Alternate version without the bi lighting under the cut!
#smosh#ianthony#ian and anthony#ian hecox#anthony padilla#smosh AU#blasphemy#??? just in case idk lmao#i can count on my fingers the times i've drawn jesus in my life and this. well this is certainly one of them#priest/demon ship#pastor ian#demon anthony#smosh fanart#funeral roast#are anthony's tattoos accurate? no <3#i had fun drawing squiggles#if anyone from smosh by some joke of the universe sees this: i'm sorry and you're welcome i guess
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