Okay fanfic lovers. We all know it. We read some sexy times. I’m somewhere on the ace spectrum and I still read a lot of sexy times.
Sometimes it’s well-written. Sometimes it’s not. But never have I ever read a line as terrible as this:
“[…] his penis an exclamation point rising from gingery pubic hairs.”
Who wrote this? you ask. Why are you shaming a fic author? you ask.
Stephen King, friends. STEPHEN. KING. One of the most prolific and widely read authors of the 20th century, possibly ever. Wrote that statement. And printed it. And hundreds of thousands of people have read it.
I still have 43 hours left of this book. Yes really. I’m listening to “It”. Send help.
When you’re still obsessed with the films that came out a few years ago but were a poor student flatting so you couldn’t get any merch but now you have a steady income you can’t find anything because the hype is over but also you live in NZ and ordering from overseas suddenly becomes pretty expensive for your minimum wage retail job….
oh, to be able to accurately capture how a song makes u feel into an artform for others to experience in the same way as a means of deeper transformation connection and understanding