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seattlesea · 8 months

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Every Copia Antichrist Theory Detail (That I Know Of)- Part One

So there's a theory going around that Papa Emeritus IV/Copia is going to become the Antichrist and have an 'evil' era after the Re-Imperatour is over, and honestly, I believe at the least that Copia is going to become the Antichrist. Here's every detail I've found and complied so far-

1. 666. In some of the stained glass windows that depict Copia, he has a 666 tattoo on his chest. This number also appears on his blue Papa robe and in the Call Me Little Sunshine music video. Normally, 666 is simply a number to represent evil, but in the Bible it's actually used to represent the upcoming Antichrist. This is probably the most solid piece of proof that Copia is going to become the Antichrist and what got me hooked on this theory in the first place. While 666 is stereotypically an 'evil' number, judging by how precise and knowledgable Tobias is, it's highly unlikely he added this number three times to Copia's character just for the aesthetic but none of the other Papas.

2. The Unholy Trinity. The 'Unholy Trinity' are the opposites of the Holy Trinity- the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Unholy Trinity consists of Satan, the Beast aka the Antichrist, and the False Prophet. I and many others believe that Jim DeFroque of Jesus He Knows Me is the False Prophet giving his entire character is about giving people false hope and turning his back on what he preaches. So Satan is himself, Jim is the False Prophet, and Copia the Antichrist.

3. A Pale Horse. Copia is often depicted on a pale white horse. Especially in the Rats video, this is very obviously a reference to one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse- Death. Copia isn't just seen on a white horse in the Rats video but also on official Ghost merch as well. To top this off, the first three albums depict the birth, rise, and reign of the Antichrist. Opus Eponymous is about his birth, Infestissumam is about the presence of the Devil and the Antichrist, and Meliora is about the absence of God and the reign of the Antichrist. Then we get to Copia's first album Prequelle and it's about the Black Plague and death, aka the first horseman of the apocalypse. Then his second album Impera which is about the rise and fall of empires which takes place in modern day. So all the previous albums were about the birth and rise of the Antichrist, then we get to Copia's albums and it's about death and the rise and fall of empires, not centering about the Antichrist. Most likely because Copia, being the upcoming Antichrist, isn't writing and singing songs about himself.

4. White eyes. Everyone knows that the Emeritus family have one white eye and one green eye- a genetically inherited trait from Nihil. White eyes are symbolically used to represent power, heaven, supremacy, wealth, and leadership, and what's interesting about this is there are many hints pointing to Copia gaining two white eyes. First, the promotional artwork for the Imperatour and Re-Imperatour. The France, Europe, official Re-Imperatour, and the Kia Forum artwork all show one white and one green eye as normal. But then you get to the South America promotional artwork and his white eye is on the wrong side. It's on his right rather than his left as usual. Is this an artist's mistake- which, if it was, why would Tobias use it as often as he did on Instagram and not fix it- or is it showing two white eyes rather than one, considering you can't see the left side of his face in it? Second, Phantomime. The Phantomime cover shows Copia in a corpse-like pose with two glowing white eyes. This could again just be an artistic take, but it seems like an odd change nonetheless. And third, the Escape the Ministry game seems trivial and just like fun, but it actually holds many clues (more I'll go over later). For this point, the ending has a 'Thank you for celebrating Phantomime with us' note with a drawing of Papa IV in which he has two white eyes yet again. Once is an artist mistake, twice is a coincidence, but three times? Three different times Papa IV is shown with two white eyes instead of one? Very very odd. And why is this so important? Well, in the Infestissumam cover, the baby that represents the Antichrist has two white eyes.

5. Sister Imperator. In Chapter 3: Back On The Road, the three Emeritus brothers are killed- ordered by Sister Imperator- because they were doing unsatisfactory and so Copia could become Papa. She wants Copia to become Papa obviously because he's her son, but then goes on to say that she 'can't' call him Papa because of Nihil (and in 'Tomb It May Concern' calls him C). Is it really because of Nihil, or is it because she doesn't want him to meet the same fate as the other Emeritus brothers? Would she try to make him or at least encourage him to become the Antichrist in order to save him and so the Ministry can't kill him? She is the one, after all, to proudly announce to him that he's performing at the Kia Forum in Chapter 16: Tax Season, the show many people believe Copia is going to die at because it's the last show of the Re-Imperatour, recording is not allowed, and the line 'When the summer dies, severing the ties/I'm with you always, always' from Darkness at the Heart of My Love (and September 11th is days before the Fall Solstice, signaling the end of summer). Why would Sister sound so proud and happy of this if her son was going to die? Wouldn't she be happy and proud if her son were to say gain more power or survive the Ministry's- especially Nihil's- attempts to off him? Also, there's a line in the song Witch Image (from Prequelle) that goes 'But like a mother would save her own child from digging a grave'. Sister Imperator is trying to save Copia, not kill him. Becoming the Antichrist would seal his immortality and save him from the Ministry.

6. Alternatively, Saltarian. In the same chapter Tax Season, Saltarian is grinning at Copia while pushing the glass coffin. Saltarian for the most part has acted kind of aloof and hostile to Copia, except for in Chapter 13: The Beach Life where he invites Copia to his beach house, has some laugh with him, and talks to him about his European Summer Tour. Then in next chapter Road Trip, he tells Copia he 'knows when his time is up' which is very odd considering no one really knows who the Saltarian is. All we know is he's in the Clergy and works close with Sister and Nihil (and his name derives from the Italian word 'jump/leap', Saltare). But what I really want to focus on is the game Copia is playing in Tax Season. He's playing a driving game called Driving Miss Daisy which isn't a real game but a movie. The description of said movie is: "Daisy Werthan, an elderly Jewish widow living in Atlanta, is determined to maintain her independence. However, when she crashes her car, her son, Boolie, arranges for her to have a chauffeur, an African-American driver named Hoke Colburn. Daisy and Hoke's relationship gets off to a rocky start, but they gradually form a close friendship over the years, one that transcends racial prejudices and social conventions." Sounds kinda like Copia and Saltarian. So did Saltarian smile at him sinisterly and knowingly or did he smile at him because he wants to help him (from who I don't know- could be the Clergy or Sister if she wants Copia dead for whatever reason).

More to come but this is getting too long :P

Part Two

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storytellersnek · 1 year

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Memes are cool but we do not stan Father Jim Defroque in this haunted satanic house. Fucker is an antagonist in the story.

He's not cute or a fun dude to party with. As much as the video is funny and the tune catchy, the comedy is only the sugary coating to make it easier for some to see how vile supposed 'men of god' are or can be. And to some of us, its a very real depiction of people we actually knew.

He's the guy that will beat the shit out of the boy he strings along or out him. Jim will use, exploit, discard and condemned women. He upholds the status quo and gets to do what he wants with impunity. He's an abuser, a predator. He's the dipshit who preaches for our rights to be taken away. He's a grifter who panders to the alt-right.

He's the scumbag who says its divine will when someone in a minority gets their 'comeuppance' and prays for their soul. He applauds the monsters that make it impossible for trans ppl to use a public bathroom or receive life affirming care but his most searched category of the Hub is trans. He is the snake oil salesman who says he can cure the terminally ill and/or says its demons. He preys on people and hides behind a book to feed his ego and habit. He's the fucker who rather we die than have the right to abortion. He's the piece of shit who will give you a sermon about the glass of wine you had but does Nazca sized lines. He's a liar and a thief and a predator.

People like him exist IRL. People who berated me and verbally, emotionally, and psychologically abused me for anything I did from being queer, sexpositive, wearing black eye-shadow, and listening to rock/metal or liking horror stories. To simply being raised aethistically or just the opposite of their own perfect family so therefore must be evil and wrong. My aunt hated me and called me a devil worshiping wh*re because I didn't drink, have boyfriends, or go out like her perfect god fearing kid did. My Nana was convinced I needed to be saved and used a very low point in my life when I was very vulnerable, leading me on line by line to welcome Jesus into my heart. Like some kind of trap or twisted deal.

He's a satirical form of some really shitty fuckheads. And potentially awful predatory people. Yknow like the Inquisition, holy wars, Christian nationalism, all the shit in the Vatican & Catholicism, fucking billionaires and the ever infamous tele-evangelists (which is exactly what the song is abt FYI)

He's a villain and the very thing this band talks about in their music. A hypocritical, self serving, lying, coward. A manipulative little parasite. An ego driven, shitstain who uses god and a book to hurt and use as many as they wish. To get what they want no matter the cost or who pays it. All he cares about is that he keeps his power and doesn't have to face any consequences. He's got a whole flock of sheep and plenty of scapegoats as a pastor. You'll never find him practicing what he's preaching. Won't see him sacrificing. He's got a congregation to do that for him.

He would hurt the characters of the band if given chance. With out the shadow of a doubt in my mind because people like him have hurt me for much less than what any of the characters in Ghost lore are or have done.

He's not a blorbo. Or a secret fling of one of the Papas. Defroque is the asshole who might have traumatized them. He's the conservative fucker trying to set the Ministry of Ghost on fire. There is no enemies to lovers trope here. He's the fucker who wanted to exorcise me for listening to ACDC and Iron Maiden

Needless to say Jim Defroque fans dni.

Edit: The Hockey players are apparently minors? Like Teens. So yeah I stand by what I said. Defroque can choke.

#the band ghost #father jim defroque #ghost bc #ghost band #anti father jim defroque #ghost #jesus he knows me #Phantomime

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cowboyemeritus · 1 year

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Get On Your Knees (And Start Praying)

A little Easter treat. (18+)

Read on A03

this is 95% a joke. i don't particularly want to fuck father defroque i promise.

Copia was right. This was a great idea.

You can’t tell if your head is spinning from the booze, the pills, or from the lack of oxygen. Either way, you’re feeling pleasantly out of your body as you bob up and down on his cock. The rough floor of the backseat, one of those stupid plastic mats, digs into your knees, but it hardly bothers you. Swallowing as much of him as you can, you give the other length in your hand a squeeze.

The priest, Father… Whatshisface, moans into Copia’s mouth. He had proved rather easy to seduce for a man of the cloth. That doesn’t surprise you, though; from previous experience, you know that vows of celibacy are frustratingly hard to keep. It’s almost like people are meant to have sex, you think, preening when Copia begins petting the top of your head.

“Lovely, isn’t she?” Copia asks. Your head is buried in his lap, but you had heard the wet pop! of the kiss breaking. The priest gasps, going taught as you swipe your thumb over his pretty pink head.

“Jesus Fucking Christ,” he whispers. That’s got to be the funniest thing you’ve ever heard. You have to pull off of Copia’s cock completely, laying your head on his thighs as you spasm with laughter. Barely coherent, you try to chastise him for taking his Lord’s name in vain. It comes out too garbled to be intelligible, however, and you can hear the Father mumble out in confusion. The bravado he’d shown earlier had faded the moment the three of you were alone, reducing him to a writhing, moaning mess.

“Dolce,” Copia says in a singsongy voice. It’s more of a warning; he’s clearly not happy about being left unattended. Feeling too much like jelly to sit back up, you instead start jerking him lazily with your other hand, trying to match the tempo you’re using on the priest. Copia sighs, and from your spot on his lap, you just barely catch him leaning forward to capture the other man’s mouth once again. He cups the clergyman’s face with a gloved hand, lightly scratching at his dark and every so slightly powder-covered beard. Feeling devious, you grip their shafts a little harder, picking up the pace as they both groan. Copia’s hand travels down the Father’s body, coming to rest on his pectoral.

All it takes is a small tweak of his nipple through the material of his shirt and he’s spilling himself all over your fist. The priest comes down shaking and moaning, grabbing your wrist before overstimulation can set in. For a man with his particular… proclivities, his stamina is still no match for Copia’s.

“Shit,” he pants, leaning back against the seat. He came too early and all three of you know it. The question is: how will your Papa punish him? “I don’t usually-“

“Relax, caro.” Copia looks down at you lovingly. “She can be a bit much sometimes, but she has needs too, no?” You can’t help but giggle, feeling warmth bloom in your core. Hips shifting, you accidentally grind against the hard leather of Copia’s shoe and moan. Now it’s his turn to laugh. “Come sit in Papa’s lap, bellissima.”

It’s a struggle. A tingly sensation has permeated your entire body, and you have to fight to simply raise your head. You practically throw yourself onto Copia, pressing your mouth to his with a desperate mewl. Suddenly, you’re being moved, coming to sit with your back against his chest. The skimpy little dress, the one he had picked out for you personally, has ridden up so that your bare, dripping core is exposed for the disheveled priest. With little fanfare other than a low groan, Copia pulls you down and buries his cock inside you. The father swallows heavily, in time with your airy whine. He already looks like he wants more. Copia grabs your thighs, spreading you wide open. The two men lock eyes and you smile, knowing what’s coming next.

“Now, Pater,” Copia says. His voice cuts like a blade. “Get on your knees.”

#my writing #the band ghost x reader #papa emeritus iv x reader #father jim defroque #i need to be put down for this one #ficlets

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belle--ofthebrawl · 12 days

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Belle you keep teasing us with the hell on wheels au and I am here to beg most politely for some tiny crumbs. What is this treat you have cooking up for us in your big big brain????

Well...the explanation is very long but basically Augh Motorcycle Helmets Big Sexy.

So it's just Vibes at this point but grew into something more, especially after @miasmaghoul posted about mechanic Cirrus fucking Swiss. I adopted that immediately into what is now known as the Hell On Wheels Au, the barebones of which have been rattling around in my brain for about a year but exploded with thoughts quite recently.

The Ghouls are a Satanist Biker Gang that fully leans into the aesthetic, party at bars and get into fights but during the daytime? They rev their motorcycles and stand in court rooms as kids testify against their abusers. They work in partnership with local community support groups, have domestic violence flyers up in bathrooms, even have their own local version of an Angel Shot called a Devil Shot where one will pick you up from the bar if you've been roofied and takes you to the hospital while another hunts down the lowlife who did it and gives them a little talking to. Violence isn't usually involved since they have a reputation but they're fond of saying they never forget a face. Interpret that how you will.

This all evolved from a Vibes Based Daydream I had where Dew's bike broke down so he had to be Ifrit's backpack. And when they pull up at a red light, Ifrit's old chapter leader Alpha is there and he tells Dew "Killswitch him, it'll be payback for (something completely fucking made up)" EXCEPT when Dew hops off and turns the key to shut down the bike, the light turns green and Ifrit hollers something at Dew before popping a wheelie and racing away, leaving Dew to sweat nervously in the fish bowl distortion of his own reflection in the helmet glaring down at him.

"Get on." Alpha says gruffly and Dew seriously contemplates running before Alpha revs his bike again and growls "you run and you're fucking out." Because their whole thing is facing consequences, right?? So Dew's his passenger princess and Alpha takes him out of town on a backroad to a tall grassy knoll where Dew thinks he's going to be buried and parks his bike.

He meets the bookkeeper, a hulking retired boxer known in his glory days as Omega and they chat as Alpha looms threateningly in the background.

Notes: Swiss and Ifrit ride 1000cc sports bikes whereas I'm going for a more classical, solid build for Alpha. Or a chopper. Can't decide.

"This is all I have." I said to Miasma, but it proved to be a lie as my brain is forever a hamster running desperately on a wheel.

Swiss harasses the corrupt police force (defroque is the sheriff's son??) with Ifrit and Sunny, they do a lot of night rides with no plates and lead them in goose chases after triggering speed traps. Drop a gear and disappear, baby.

Aether does a lot of charity stuff and mostly works with local food banks to be a one man Meal on Wheels (ok...yup. get it out) for elderly and disabled folks. He dreams of owning a food truck with his buddy Mountain but right now he's happy to show up to court with a saddlebag of whatever he thinks that little tyke might appreciate or need.

Mountain is the son of a local cafe owner Terra, who was quite the hell raiser in her heyday but now is content to enjoy her retirement with her partners, Ivy (agoraphobic landscaper) and Pebble (weed dealer). He has a sidecar he brings Rain and Zephyr to work in. Rain's got a fruity little scarf.

Aeon as the new kid in town working two jobs to afford a bike of his own, Imperator as a lawyer/ex pinup model because learning is expensive. Copia is her assistant/son determined to make his mother proud but also can't help but wonder why exactly she chose to work in this distant town and what her relationship is to that decrepit old man sitting in the park, feeding the birds from his wheelchair and seems to know an odd amount of detail about a certain tricycle, hidden away in the depths of the shed. Copia doesn't like talking to him. Nihil knows too much and yet, can't remember anything at all.

Aurora is someone who prefers to pedal around town on her old mountain bike, vlogging her downright dangerous escapades that make seasoned motorcyclists sweat (motocross? BMX? She just likes her old bike. She does delivery for local restaurants and is a living legend in delivery times. Aeon's also into free running/parkour/skateboarding and they have a friendly...? competition over completion times.

Cirrus restores cars as a hobby and is a mechanic with Cumulus, who specializes in paint jobs on top handling the books and stock. Swiss loves it when she fucks him Amazon style on her prize restoration car (model make and year TBD) and he tells her about this little delivery biker who popped a forward wheelie on the other side of a red light, did something complicated that involved walking on her front wheel and stepping on the pedals before setting the bike frame easily back down and pedalling calmly past Swiss. Cirrus knows her of course, but Swiss hasn't earned that knowledge yet. Or his orgasm.

Sunny works in the shop too as an apprentice.

Cumulus likes to flirt with Mist, who owns the local dirt track. "As much as anyone can own a dirt field." Mist says. She's a water-skier, wheels aren't her preferred mode of speed.

The Emeritus family crossed over from Italy sometime in the last couple centuries. Ask anyone and they'll tell you where the real power in the city lies, with the unholy Trinity of the three offspring. But here, see, that's on the down low, see? One of them has to be Papa Emeritus, that enigmatic and rarely seen figure, who takes care of people who put their faith in him and that's more than the local priest ever does. Funny how that church building gets fancier and fancier every year while Mrs. Abernathy down the street can't even afford her medical bills. You know they're holding a fundraiser to build a heated hallway from the rectory to the church because Defroque slipped and fell on the ice last winter and now he's whining about needing a safe path to the building?

Be a real shame if something happened to all that money. Can you imagine Father Jim slipping every Sunday? Not that he's stable any other day of the week, mind you. I get the feeling, those prayers retreats of his....Mmm. but that's just gossip.

Ah well. You know, this is a quiet little town when all those bikers aren't revving their engines. But there's stories to be found in it, if you're willing to wait and be patient. Good things, and all that.

#Hmm... that's about everything. did i overshare? perhaps. will anything ever get written of this? maybe. but now it's out there.#and now you know.#you know im waffling back and forth on allowing reblogs for this...this is basically the Lore Bible #but who knows if everyone's stories will be told in a timely manner. so...i guess you can reblog it.#for now.

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emeritus-fuckers · 4 months

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69 and Jim for the music event because i mean cmon

E.V.O.L ⸸ Father Jim DeFroque x Reader

TW: dub-con. drugs. alcohol. reader was an adult when losing their virginity.

i. pink lipstick stains, cigarette butts i lie in bed, i hate my guts

It was a simple fucking pattern.

You saw him, you made it clear you despised him.

You got wasted together and ended up fucking in a motel room or in the backseat of his car. Front seat, sometimes, if you were drunk enough.

And then you woke up the next day, most of the time in a bed, either in the motel or sometimes in your own bedroom, if he was feeling nice. You'd smoke a cigarette, just staring at the ceiling and being mad at yourself, swearing to cut this off and never see him again.

Even though deep down, as you took the cash he left you each time, you knew.

You knew the damn pattern would repeat.

ii. candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker every kiss you give me, it makes me sicker

You could never decide how you felt about Jim DeFroque.

On one hand, he was supposed to be a priest. A man of God.

On the other hand, you saw him getting high very night and then mixing it with alcohol and fucking someone. Surprisingly, that someone was often you.

An ex-believer. You remembered seeing him in church a few years ago, when you were younger and still thought God existed. And when you were stupid enough to believe that him taking your virginity was God's will. When you were stupid enough to get addicted to his touch.

You ended up joining him on his nightly escapades. You gained new addictions, you fucked new people.

You both loved and hated it. You loved how it felt to have him rail you again. You hated how you'd feel afterwards, realizing you ended up falling into his arms, like every time before.

But you knew the damn pattern would repeat.

iii. it only takes two lonely people to fuck love up and make it evil it only takes a drop of evil to fuck up two beautiful people

There was a time in your life where you questioned that maybe you did love Jim DeFroque. And deep down you knew you did. Deep down you knew you fell for that damn priest's charm years ago.

And he knew that he fell for you. Your sweet lips and welcoming body, always so willing to let him rail you, no matter what. So precious... There was no doubt in his mind that he cherished you, but not in the sweet way described in poems or love songs. It was mostly raw lust with some fondness.

And you were both okay with that, in some way.

You were both okay with how unhealthy your relationship was. Maybe that was what made it so special. Maybe that unhealthiness was what kept pulling you in.

At the end of the day, it probably didn't matter.

Because you knew the damn pattern would repeat.

Written by Nosferatu.

Taglist: @charlie-is-a-menace @copias-fluffy-asscheeks @randodummy @tuttifuckinfruttifriday @calliedion-dungeon @randominstake @callmeicaro @dio-niisio @thatoddboy @ouijaboardemo @emo-mess @igodownjustlikeholymary

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cats-r-us · 1 year

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I made a playlist of all the songs that Father Jim DeFroque approved of in his Jesus Talk, and I just thought I'd post about it in case anyone else was interested in listening to it. If I missed anything, please feel free to let me know. I did end up leaving out Jesus Christ Pose because he didn't sound certain on whether or not he approved of it, and I took the liberty of adding the Ghost version of Jesus He Knows Me, but other than that I think I got everything there and I tried to be accurate to the video. Also, I think this is my first post relating to Ghost, so it's nice to meet you all!

#the band ghost #ghost the band #ghost band #jesus talk #father jim defroque #Ghost #ghost bc #phantomime #jesus is coming

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cardinaldante · 3 months

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Greetings siblings of the church. Friday sucked. It's Dante, I see Aether sent a post while I was unfortunately busy. He didn't give me any sort of medicine when we woke up, so I had a headache all day Friday and just decided to alternate between sleeping it off and glaring at him. Today has been much better though!

The Papa's didn't find out I had drunk- Aether said I could tell them if I wanted to, but I wasnt- so this morning I got up and got the work I shoved off yesterday done. A messanger from the Catholic Church came by, and dropped off a letter for me from DeFroque. He asked to meet Sunday after their church service. I didn't know about that. For starters, I couldn't bring any ghouls. Maybe I could bring Phil, but then again, Phil was bound to one of the Papa's, right? Maybe?? I don't know. Two, all of the Papa's would be busy getting ready for Midnight mass Sunday, so none of them would be able to come with me.

However, Papa Copia told me this union between us and the church needed to work, so I agreed to it and sent the messanger back with the note. I know siblings, it's a stupid idea to go by myself, but I don't want to inturupt the Papa's. I got my work finished and headed down to see Phil first. If he was bonded to someone, he couldn't be able to go- Expecially with what happened to me with Aether. But maybe.. He was in his office when I got there, flipping through a bunch of old looking books.

I told him hello, and appologized for not coming to see him sooner. He only waved me off and asked how my leg was doing. I told him it was okay, but I stil struggled to walk. He told me even with PT, I'd probably have to use a cane for the rest of my life, Expecially since the skin never recovered around my ankle. I mean, yeah, I could get surgery to replace the blackened, burnt skin, but there was a very high risk of the doctors at the hospital thinking the church wasn't taking care of me and taking me away. I would rather just walk with a cane. At least I'd be able to get a fancy one.

I asked him if he could come with me to the meeting of the church on Sunday, and he told me he could. He told me that Christianity and holy water and all that didn't work on him at all, since he'd been up here for so long. he asked if I wanted a spell to keep me safe. See, he'd heard what happened from Aether and Papa Copia and Mountain, suprisingly. Mountain rather came with his own story. He told me that there was a spell that could keep me safe from the influence of holy water and blessings. I had heard of that before. Aether had done that spell on me when we went to get the kids. I told him I wanted the spell done.

After that, he gave me a small check up which just consisted of him helping me change the bandages on my ankle, making sure the foot brace was secure, and helping me back in the wheelchair. My crutches were in my room, but I opted for the wheelchair today when my leg started to hurt too much. He asked if I would be at midnight mass, and I told him probably. I don't know though. Honestly, I've been feeling a little self conscious having to wheel around in my wheelchair or walk with the crutches. We have people with disabilities here and I've been getting alot of help from them and other people, don't get me wrong, but... I don't know. I just feel so...

Sorry siblings, I know this isn't what you want to hear from your favourite Cardinal :DD

Anyways, the rest of the day was boring, and I decided to have a sleep over in Aurora's room. Sodo was there this time, which was very suprising. He told me that this was a one time thing and that he was only there because he wanted to sleep next to Aurora. He said that, and then instantly curled into my side after he fell asleep, warming me up. Honestly, he's kinda a bad lier. I wonder if I could get rain to let the kids swim in his lake- after all, they do need swimming lessons, bit honestly, I'd have to beg or something for that. I know damn well he'll whine and complain about it for the longest time.

#ghost band #roleplay #the band ghost #ghost bc #ask blog

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birdhaslostit · 11 months

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Okay,

top Ghost songs in no particular order: a review

New fan here, and I’m trying to learn everything i can about these guys. I first heard them on TikTok, but it actually wasn’t Mary On a Cross. Most people seem to have found them through that. (There’s no shame in it though, that song kicks ass.) I don’t remember the first Ghost song I ever heard, but I do remember hearing about them every once in a while.

Cirice (Ceremony and Devotion ver.)

If it isn't the live version, I don't want it. You can feel the electricity of the crowd. The chanting and yelling, you can practically see people reaching out, clawing to touch the stage. The guitars are especially ominous and twangy in this version. Papa's little additions of "can you?" and "I wanna know" make me want to scream back like I'm actually there. The way he ends it on a HOWL of a note, with the added reverb of it being played live? I've left my body, I am no longer alive. My ex-catholic ass has never felt closer to god than I have while listening to the lyrics "can't you see that you're lost? Can't you see that you're lost without me?" Also, Terzo specifically playing this live? I've seen the videos. Absolute filth. Incredible. I would shit my pants if I saw it in person. Can I hear the rumble that's calling? Absolutely I can. It's shaking my floorboards from all the bass.

Jesus He Knows Me

I just need to start by saying that this music video is the filthiest thing I've ever seen. And. I. Love. It. I didn't even catch the Defroque pun until a few days later. This song and this video absolutely gut scummy televangelists, and it's the greatest thing I've seen in years. It was one of the first Ghost music videos I ever watched, if not the first. All over TikTok, I saw video after video of people going "don't watch this, it's terrible, it's insane, it's so disrespectful, it's so gross." And of course, I had to see it after seeing so many people tell me how gnarly it was. I knew I'd definitely seen worse, and I had to see it for myself. It was, in the biblical sense, Eve grasping for the fruit of the tree. I logged into Youtube, and my jaw was on the ground. I could talk about it for days. It ran through my head on loop afterwards, and just would not go away. I was absolutely shocked and amazed at the balls on these people to put it all out in the open like that, and to not only get away with it, but to make a poignant statement while doing it. They didn't just do this for the shock value, they did it because it's the truth. This thing fucking rules.

Rats

Oh my god, it's spooky Def Leppard! I love spooky Def Leppard! That guitar solo! Just listen to those layered harmonies on each "oh woah-oh." The music video? Exceptional in every way. It's like I'm watching an 80s MTV spectacle. The choreography is burned into my brain like I've stared at the sun for too long. It is extravagant in every way, and I love it.

Con Clavi Con Dio (Ceremony and Devotion ver.)

Again, if it isn't the live version, I don't want it. It hits infinitely different than it does in the studio version. Hearing the reverb of the vocals bouncing around the stadium, and everyone staying silent to listen to it like it's gospel... Outrageous. Hearing that first "Lucifer?" The Italian sections? I'm getting flashbacks of going to church, but instead I'm actually having a good time.

He Is

Now, as an ex-catholic, I wasn't really raised on the typical evangelical/protestant 'youth group Jesus rock.' My church was all old people, so it was mostly the traditional stuff. But I definitely have heard the genre enough to know it when I hear it, and this is it— but not shitty, and not about Jesus. If I heard this at a church during a vulnerable time in my life as a teen, I would've totally been on board. And the inherent layers to that fact cannot be understated. It's a perfect critique/parody, no notes.

Life Eternal

This hits me like a half-and-half blend between Cirice and He Is. It's got that yearning, reaching, almost loving feel to it that Cirice has, but the sugar-sweet churchy vibe of He Is that makes you forget the fact that it's being sung by the devil's favorite band. It also gives me almost Journey vibes? Like, listen to Open Arms, and then listen to this. I can't be the only one.

I Believe

I genuinely did not know this was a cover until like 5 minutes ago. This shit is so ethereal. Like, almost Enya-esque? There are so many layers to it, so many different parts you could focus on, so many different sounds blending into one gorgeous whole. How is it so heavenly even though it's being sung by a satanic pope? I'm levitating. I'm contemplating my existence in this universe. The original is not bad by any means, but I love this version 100 times more. This isn't just a cover, honestly. The song has been totally transformed. The atmospheres of the two versions are so vastly different that calling it 'just a cover' is doing it a disservice.

Darkness At The Heart Of My Love

The little guitar bit at the very start really surprised me, honestly. At first it sounded like... Renaissance fair-y? And then the vocals started. Ghost really keeps you on your toes. This is truly a pseudo-love ballad I can get into. If I was driving a car while this was playing, I would accidentally start speeding during the chorus. Again, strong 80s rock band vibes with this one. I keep thinking Keep on Loving You by REO Speedwagon. And the whispered parts that I had to google because I couldn't understand what they were saying? Once I found out, I was sold.

Square Hammer (Ceremony and Devotion ver.)

The reversed vocals at the start? That Scooby Doo-ass intro with the 60s-style organ? Again, I'm telling you, spooky Def Leppard! I love it! The live version of this is just incomparable to the studio version. The booming power behind this recording is nuts. It's like thunder and lightning, I've got chills. Am I on the square? Am I on the level? Fuck yes I am. Am I ready to swear right here, right now, before the devil? Give me a knife and point me to the nearest sacrificial goat.

Dance Macabre

Spooky stripper music. It's got a late 60s/early 70s vibe to it in a way that I can't fully explain. It might be the organ, it might be the vocal style, it might be the hook. The hook for sure sounds like something a boy band might pull, in a good way. Nothing occult enough to make the parents throw away all of their records, but enough to make your religious dad turn his nose up at it.

Kiss the Go-Goat

Jim Morrison, is that you? "You've been daddied by all the dudes that wanna dad / And all those dads never gave you the things you should've had" is the most insane line in this whole thing. He had no right. That's like a quadruple entendre. The balls on this man. And you already know I love a good blasphemous Latin section. With the smooches at the end? Be still, my heart. I just know people in 1969 were screaming and throwing panties onstage. It's just a fact.

Bonus list of songs I would shit my pants if they covered:

Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

Specifically the Holier Than Thou Approach with Francois Kevorkian. Like what the fuck else would they do? It's like asking a fish to breathe water. It would be stupid if they didn't. Do it, cowards.

The Hairstyle of the Devil by Momus

I love New Wave. I just do. And I think that Ghost could really transform it into something spectacular in their own style. The lyrics are fascinating: "And when you meet me finally your horns will lock with mine / For the beast rules with rivalry / As the clock rules with time / Pleased to meet you, hope you've guessed my name." They could do so much with this.

Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga

A pretty obvious pick, I know, but you have to admit it would be incredible.

Talking In Your Sleep by The Romantics

They could make this so slutty and so spooky, y'all. Listen to the lyrics and tell me they wouldn't.

Pet Sematary by The Ramones

Again, on-brand.

The Stroke by Billy Squier

I mean, come on.

Fortune and Fame by Naked Eyes

I can't tell you why, but in my mind, it really fits.

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cannot-copia · 1 year

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hear me out:

The day is April 9 2023

You got up at 7:30 to listen to service

Father Defroque is talking to Popia about Jesus in rock

Popia counters with well jesus, he knows me actually [ghost cover of Jesus he knows me plays]

OR (more likely)

Defroque is saying like “see Jesus in rock is so shitty just listen to this example [plays a new song/cover]

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emeritus-fuckers · 1 year

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Hello! I love all of your guy’s writings and I’m so interested into knowing what SFW and NSFW ideas you have for Jim! What creative things you guys got up in your brains! I’m not sure what I would like to know but I implore you to give me all you got for this man! Giving you free range with thins one! Take your time though I love all of your works!

I hope you get Cirice'd for this request one day. I love you. - Jez

Headcanons about Father Jim DeFroque (SFW and NSFW mixed)

CW: slight non-con/dub-con touching

This whore, oh this whore. Jezzie's got so many feelings for this whore.

As I've already mentioned, he's very clever with his manipulations and has a thing for corrupting virgins. There's something in them getting worried about making God upset with them that works miracles for him.

He usually picks someone who doesn't have many people on their life. A loner that won't go to anyone else.

Or someone with family issues, someone who seeks an escape.

He starts slow, by offering his support in whatever you're going through. His arm around your shoulder in a small side hug as you let it all out.

He makes you associate his touch with feeling heard. Feeling loved. And his touch slowly gets more and more bold.

It starts really friendly and the process is really slow. You won't realize when his hand starts going lower or when the wiping of your tears becomes caressing your cheek, even when you're not crying.

By the time he actually touches you sexually for the first time, you fully depend on him and you're conditioned to accept whatever he gives you.

It's natural for you to have a small freak out when the priest slowly makes you kiss him. He holds your cheeks lovingly, comforting you quietly.

"It's alright. You're not doing anything wrong. Jesus loves you no matter what, my sweet. Let it all out, darling. Let your tears out and let yourself relax in my arms. Everything is alright right now."

He slowly touches you while you cry, trying to calm down. His touches are on the verge of comforting and uncomfortable.

He kisses your neck gently, assuring you he loves you and that this was all God's plan. That Jesus didn't hate you for what you were doing. He insists doing it with him wasn't a sin because God meant for it to happen.

And you fall for it. You let him touch you, wanting to make him and God happy. You only had him, after all. You didn't want to lose him.

He doesn't take your virginity yet, he only kisses and touches you. He takes his sweet time before actually doing it.

He touches you, uses his fingers and mouth on you, makes you use your hand and mouth on him before he actually conditions you to let him take your virginity.

By that time, you're genuinely convinced he loves you. And you love him.

He keeps molding you into the perfect little pet for him, he's so sweet and loving. He's always so nice to you, he acts so caring!

He always listens to you, holds you whenever you need and he takes such good care of you after sex.

At first he's very loving and careful, but eventually he gets bolder.

He gets rough, never to the point of actually hurting you, but it makes you anxious. He makes you do many things you're not comfortable with, but he always makes you do it. You want to make him happy, don't you? He loves you so much, wouldn't you do it for him?

And so you do it, no matter how much you may dislike it.

First it's in the sacristy of his church, then he discreetly drives you to his house. Then he makes you please him in the car.

Eventually makes you take drugs with him.

He's got no shame, he'll make you ride him during one of the parties he enjoys at nights.

If you get shy, he just makes you take more pills until you do anything he wants.

He ends up getting you addicted to drugs, and that makes you depend on him even more.

He loves how much you need him, and will abuse the power he has over you.

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emeritus-fuckers · 11 months

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Okay but our boy Yandere!Jimmy with a darling who's a member of the Ministry.

Yandere Father Jim DeFroque with a darling from the Ministry

Jim's treatment of his darling really depends on where he met them, but for the sake of the argument, let's say he met you in his church.

The Ministry is well aware of his existence and they seem to know at least something about him, so you were probably sent to his church to investigate the man.

You were young and innocent looking. And you obviously seemed lost, even despite your attempt to fit it and play it cool.

As ordered by Sister Imperator herself, you stayed behind "to ask some questions about God".

He would answer your questions with the most polite smile, happy to see another sheep join his flock. You tried to play along, but the stress of your mission was getting to you.

And he was just so nice, so friendly...

In just a few short days, you gave in to the temptation he was offering. Wasn't that what your religion was about, anyway? Enjoying yourself? Accepting temptation?

You would continue reporting everything to the Ministry, of course.

It was a routine. His sermon, you two meeting up to fuck, and then you'd leave for the Ministry, only to repeat it all next week.

But it wasn't enough to him. He wanted more of you. There was just something so thrilling about how you'd squirm under his touch. How you'd moan so sweetly as he sucked on your tender skin.

He missed your soft lips against his, missed seeing you tear up as you sucked him, your warm mouth around his cock.

And he most definitely missed the feeling of your walls squeezing him as you begged him to fuck you. The way you called him by his church function made it even better. You were so, so sweet, eagerly acknowledging that the man who fucked you was a priest. He'd dare say that was probably your biggest turn on.

And so he decided to take more of you. You were always so submissive, surely you'd follow his lead on this as well, won't you?

Next Sunday, as you were both getting dressed after fucking in his church, he suddenly grabbed your waist and pulled you to him, your back against his chest as he started covering your neck in heated kisses again.

He wouldn't even bother with pretty words, just this once. He'll tell you he wants more of you and tell you to get in his car because he'll be taking you home.

And you believed it would be good for the Clergy, you could get more information in his house, after all.

So you went with him, letting him stroke your thigh and finger you as he drove.

He didn't mind you leaking and cumming all over his car seat, it would be such a nice reminder of everything you two did.

Once you're in his penthouse, he fucks you for hours. Just like he couldn't get you out of his mind earlier, now he can't get enough of your body.

The sun is already setting by the time you're done, your mind completely overwhelmed and your legs shakier than jelly.

He offers to let you stay and rest while he has to go prepare for the next sermon.

You shake your head at that, knowing well that you need to get back. But he does not accept that, slipping some intense sleeping pills into the water he gives you.

He doesn't mind keeping you asleep until he's back.

He also doesn't care that after a while, you no longer squirm in pleasure, but in discomfort. That you tear up because you just want to leave.

It didn't matter. He wanted you, he got you. And the fact that you were slowly less and less willing meant absolutely nothing.

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cardinaldante · 3 months

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Greetings siblings of the church! It is I, Cardinal Dante. The church was very busy this morning in response to Father Defroque wanting to come here and look around. They were going to come yesterday, but they hadnt. Papa Terzo made sure I looked presentable and the ghouls along with Papa Nihil were gtold to stay in their wing for the day and to not come out. Phil decided to stay with the ghouls as well, so it was just going to be me by myself today. Atleast, thats what I thought before Jacob showed up an hour before Father Defroque got there. He told me that he was a little worried that Father Defroque was going to lie about us, so he decided to come over to hang with me before they got there. We chilled in my room, and like I thought, I found the box full of alcohol in my closet. I had to thank Sodo later on. The church folks finally came, and I stayed near Papa Terzo the entire time, making sure that I smiled and looked clean and nice.

Father Defroque greeted me first- since He'd known me for longer than the others. I introduced the Papa's, and then led the tour around the church. The kids were still in school, so they only looked in on the classes instead of inturupting them. They seemed a little more annoyed, however, when I brought up Lilith. Lilith wasnt worshipped in our church as much as Lucifer was, but I liked worshiping her whenever I could. A church member asked why we worshipped Lucifer and Lilith, expecially since both of them betrayed the human race and betrayed Humanity. Thankfully, Papa Primo spoke and told them that Lilith showed the sisters and women of the church that they can be independant of the men, and they could do anything they set their mind to, while Lucifer was the lightbringer, and the morningstar. The brightest star in the sky.

The christans didnt like what Papa Primo said about Lilith, however. One said that the women should know their place, and yet Papa Primo just threw a hand over Papa Terzo's mouth and sent a glare to both Papa Secundo and Papa Copia before speaking. He tells them to each their own, and I continue the tour. We end it with telling them about Papa Nihil dying, and Papa Primo told them that while his youngest brother, Papa Copia, was the head of the church in looks, he was the head of the church behidn the scenes. After that, We had luch, and Father Defroque pulled me aside.

He asked if I grew up in the church- if I was okay in the church- if the Papa's were forcing me into doing this as he'd heard rumors from his church. Before I could awnser, he told me that I could always join his church, as they needed more Cardinals in their church. I told him I didnt need any help and that while I had grown up in the church, I had become a cardinal willingly(Which was a lie, but Mickleson was gone so-), and there was no need for me to join his church. He told me that I'd come to regret that decison, and left me in the hallway. They left soon after that, and Jacob asked if he could spend the night with me, since his mother was being unresonable lately. I told him he could stay for a while, and then got some work done. I asked if he wanted to come to the aquarium with me when I took the kids on the feild trip and he told me he'd come with me.

I told him what Defroque said, and he looked very confused about what I'd said. He told me that it was alright, and that Defroque was just weird. He told me that he'd help me with figuring out everything soon, but he was exhausted and wantdd some sleep. I told him I'd come soon, and decided to update first. I should make an indepth post about what Aurora and Phantom are getting up to today- Phantom caught a frog in his mouth and tried to eat it. A frog.- but I'll do that later. It's never good to keep a boy waiting for you in bed, siblings.

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