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narcoticwriter · 11 days
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Drake really name-dropped Millie Bobby Brown in a point to say that he wasn't a pedophile when he took her out on dates when she was 15.
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nalyra-dreaming · 5 months
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"Do you like music in the trailer in the morning"
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ilgaksu · 3 months
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the reason you should talk to writers you like if you like them is because i found out a headcanon i created is now commonly accepted fanon by accident, and i've found this out years after i created it, because nobody ever thought to tell me, despite actively still writing for it, because why would they? i'm repeatedly just torn between finding this hilarious and being genuinely sad that apparently there was no reason for me to know??? i would have loved to know people loved the idea i put all that work and my own love into.
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normalgoalie · 3 months
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“You said that’s what we should name our child, not my middle name”
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blankvort · 10 days
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i am going to drown someone in water fountain poison this bitch told me he’s too tired to do the presentation due today worth 20% of our grade in the subject because he didn’t have coffee and is now scrolling through homophobic quora questions
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finalgrrrl · 10 months
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a leap year in french is "année bissextile"......
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al-kol-eleh · 4 months
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Hillel Neuer
The criminals are running the courts and the lunatics the asylums.
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wanderinglullaby · 2 years
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what am I supposed to do now that I know that the “mi” in “miHoYo” stands for Hatsune Miku
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mistressemmedi · 2 years
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Hi boss
Wdym the wag pages unionized against Ms. Charlotte? How do you even do that online?
I can't even remember exactly how it happened, something about an admin for a WAG page receiving free jewelry in exchange for promo? Only for people to figure out the whole thing was a scam? Idk
Anyways, as a consequence, the majority of WAG pages on insta/twt posted the following statement
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didhewinkback · 1 year
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keith urban with the accidental hard launch
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Sometimes I remember that my state used federal grant money that was meant to prevent violence against women to put up billboards that say “there are no dangerous weapons, only dangerous people”
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alexturner · 2 years
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NOT THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT ARTISTS IN MY LIFE RELEASING AN ALBUM ON THE SAME DAY
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hauntedpearl · 2 years
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they were like "hit the soundblast, we gotta move!!" and it was just a bunch of crows cawing
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rivetgoth · 2 months
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
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daisyndahlia · 3 months
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rewatched last 2 episodes of the show and lockwood and george are really in love with that girl aren't they
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fashionfotorecccluse · 4 months
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Should Fluxus be given a New Nexus?
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