RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 1, Part 2, Poll 1

while i was making this i realized like. how did hallucination doc know that "the meta" would be at blood gulch. am i missing something

21 years of roosterteeth, 21 years of rvb

thank you for making my childhood!

You see there's a crucial difference between Spartans and Freelancers. Between their fucking insanity.

Spartans were indoctrinated as children. They are finely curated artisan crazy.

Freelancers are the results of some people looking around for the most fucked up individuals they could find and cherry picking the most batshit headcases possible.

See, it's artisanal insanity versus fully organic insanity.

Both results in people willing to jump out of airplanes or whatever.

Do you ever think about like what goes on in the AI classroom off screen. Do you think the Director has pulled any of those like teacher speeches like “Agent York, Agent North and Agent Washington. Are we going to have a problem or will I have to move you three to separate ends of the classroom I am growing tired of your bafoonery. You’re disruptan the lesson and unless you’d like to come up here and teach the class yourself, I would suggest you’d be quiet. I trusted you all with the libertay of picking your own seats, and you delibratahly choose to make me regret it”Or what

everything we know about Red vs Blue means that there's a canonically supported reality in which every bit of the rvb timeline that happens post-Freelancer saga is actually just simulations Epsilon is running in WASH's head as he unravels

Yorklina.

And a sketch comic (emphasis on sketch)

Oh what would the team do without cha North:p Me n my friends had an idea that protein bars on “The Mother of Invention” would be called GrifBars just like Grifball:D

grumpy south has been added ! shes fifth-wheeling 💀

york being the tucker of pfl makes me go so crazy like how many times do you think tucker said an annoying pickup line that york had already used on her and having her heart just skip and stare blankly at him bc no she is not in love with tucker and never will be but GOD the shrimp colored emotions she feels at hearing his words echoed again

like i really think that’s what actually sealed their friendship bc otherwise they’re so different and don’t quite mesh but tucker’s frustration at himself not being Good Enough™️ and him sounding so much like york really appealed to lina and so she puts up with him

I feel like a massive missed opportunity when it comes to characterizing wash is that no one takes advantage of the fact that he's not a liar—in fact, he's extremely open and earnest—but despite that he is still able to hide the truth from everyone around him.

wash knows people, he intimately understands people, and he has mastered the ability to read between the lines to weaponize people's perceptions against them. when people think that you're just some silly little guy they let things slip that they would never say around anyone else, and while any other person might forget what you said—wash won't. wash will remember.

wash skillfully sweet talks his way straight into your heart with his sociable nature and genuine care and earnesty, and it's only when he's got a pistol pressed against your head or your face smashed into a mirror that you realize just how much you fucked up. you shouldn't have underestimated him and what he's capable of, you shouldn't have written him off.

in that moment you realize never understood wash—in fact you never knew anything about him at all, all you know is what he let you see. how much of what you know is real? how much of it is fake?

you don't know, you can't answer. but wash? he can answer those questions when it comes to you, because he was always there in the background, silently watching and listening, expertly redirecting and deflecting focus away from himself by acting like a harmless goofy dork or well meaning but gullible dumb ass.

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 3, Part 2, Poll 1

the sillies

479er: I have the sharpest memory here. Name one time I forgot something!

York: You left me, Washington, and North in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

479er: I did that on purpose, try again.

Just HAD to draw these guys. I'm completely normal about this web series and not on the verge of incomprehensible screaming.

You ever wonder what the other freelancers would think of present day wash??

To see him go from happy-go-lucky to a tired war vet in the few years that have passed since the project imploded??