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don’t steal adrien’s phone - a fanfiction by miraculous_carnation
hi yall! this amazing piece of art isnt unfortunately done by me- it’s by the ultra charming miraculous_carnation on ao3, so be sure to check her out! i’ve gotten her permission to post this here, so dont worry! enjoy the show!
Lila Rossi posed for the camera, putting on a flirty face, Adrien sitting next to her. They were at the Palace of Versailles, the place for their photoshoot. Lila hugged Adrien in a way that made him uncomfortable, running her hands across his back. The photographer, noticing Adrien’s discomfort, asked them to take a 5 minutes break.
Lila walked to where Adrien was sitting. “So, Adrien! The photos are going to look awesome, right? I mean, we look so in love!”
Adrien’s eyes opened wide when he heard her voice. “Um, Lila? I know I’ve said this a lot, but can you please stop touching me? It makes me uncomfortable, and I already have a girlfriend,” Adrien tried to explain.
Lila narrowed her eyes at his last statement. Ugh, that Maritrash. What did Adrien see in her?
“Oh of course, Adrien! I’d never want to do something that would make you feel uncomfortable,” she whispered, leaning towards his mouth. Adrien grew stiff. Luckily, the photographer called for them just in time. Lila rolled her eyes, but then put on a fake smile.
“Oh well, anyways, we better go back, Adrien! We have to finish the shoot!”
Adrien hated photoshoots with Lila. They were the worst. Luckily, it was only for another 30 minutes, because after that, he had an interview with Nadja Chamack on Face to Face.
Lila hid behind a bush, watching Adrien get up and head toward the photoshoot. Perfect. She ran over to the table and picked up his phone.
“Well, Adrien, let’s see who you really love,” she smirked.
“Welcome back to, Face to Face! This is your host, Nadja Chamack, live in Paris!” Nadja Chamack enthusiastically said while the audience clapped. “Today, we have a very important guest. He’s a model, born here in Paris, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the son of world famous designer Gabriel Agreste, Adrien Agreste!”
2 seconds later, Adrien walked onto the stage, wearing a suit, created specially by his father, strutting in the way his father taught him when he was little. ‘Flash a flirty smile to the audience, then greet Nadja Chamack professionally’, his father’s words repeated in his mind. His father cared about his appearance and reputation, after all…
“Hello there, Nadja! How are you doing today?” Adrien politely asked. He wished he could be somewhere else,particularly running around as CHat Noir, maybe playing a game of tag with Ladybug…
“Oh, well I’m doing wonderful!” Nadja responded, snapping Adrien out of his daze. “Anyways, I’ve got a bunch of questions for you! First one, are you dating Lila Rossi, a fellow model from your father’s company? Are the rumors true?”
Adrien sighed. There were so many rumors about that going around, many of them created by Lila. She already convinced the class that they were dating, when he actually was dating Marinette.
“Sorry, Nadja, but that is incorrect. I am not dating Lila Rossi, but I am dating Marinette Dupain-Cheng, of who you may know.”
Nadja smiled at the name of her friend’s daughter. “Yes, I know Marinette, I commissioned her to create a dress for Manon for my sister’s wedding, and it came out beautiful! Everyone in the audience, go check out Marinette’s website!”
Lila Rossi was watching the Face to Face interview, fuming. She didn’t know he had an interview! How dare Adrien say that! She’d ruin his relationship with Marinette! She tapped into his phone, already knowing his password, courtesy of his father. Gabriel Agreste gave her access to all of his son’s social media accounts for safety reasons. She logged onto his Instagram account and made a new post, adding the photo of Lila kissing him on the cheek.
“So grateful for my girlfriend @lilarossi! Love you!”
She smirked. No way he was getting out of this one.
Nadja Chamack was confused. Apparently, a new post from Adrien on Instagram was posted just now, but how was it possible? Adrien was talking to her the whole time!
She coughed. “Adrien, it seems that there has been a new post on your Instagram,” Adrien looked shocked, “can we have the post on the screen?”
Adrien’s eyes grew wide as he saw the post. “Nadja, I didn’t post that! I couldn’t-”
“I know you didn’t, Adrien. You’ve been talking to me the whole time right now!”, Adrien let out a sigh of relief, “Is it possible your social media team did it?”
Adrien shook his head. “No, they don’t put out posts like that. They only put out posts that promote the brand!”
“So if it wasn’t your social media team, who was it?” Nadja said in confusion. There were several murmurs in the audience as well.
Adrien narrowed his eyes. “Well, I have a hunch. What is the post about?”
Nadja caught on with his thinking. “Oh, so you believe Lila Rossi posted this? How would she have gotten your phone?”
Adrien thought about what happened before the interview. “Well, you see, before coming here, I had a photoshoot with Lila. She probably took my phone then.”
Gabriel Agreste was watching from the safety of his home. Lila Rossi had not thought about this beforehand! She was going to ruin his plan and his brand! How dare she!
Nathalie walked in. “Sir, would you like me to delete the post and disable Adrien’s social media accounts?”
“Yes, Nathalie. Have Adrien’s social media team clean up the mess.” Gabriel sighed. The only good thing that came out of this was that he figured out his son was dating Marinette Dupain-Cheng. It was a good choice, as Marinette was exceptional.
Lila’s eyes grew wide at the revelation. She posted about herself on Adrien’s account when he was in an interview! It made her the prime suspect! Hopefully Mr. Agreste’s social media team could take the blame.
She dialed Mr. Agreste’s number. “Hello, is Mr. Agreste there?”
She was greeted with the monotone voice of Nathalie. “Excuse me, Miss Rossi, but Mr. Agreste has decided to terminate your contract on behalf of Gabriel. You will never model in his brand again. Goodbye.”
Lila gasped. How dare that dumb assistant! She was Lila Rossi! How dare Gabriel Agreste do that to her! She would ruin him!
“On top of recent events, Lila Rossi has lied about many things. She even got Marinette expelled once!” Adrien explained to Nadja, excited that he found a way to expose Lila.
Marinette was watching all of this from the comfort from her room, her mouth wide open. Well, she wasn’t super surprised, Lila would do something like this, but Adrien called her his girlfriend! Sure, they were dating, but she didn’t think he would announce it publicly!
Girl, are you watching Face to Face? Can you believe Lila lied?
Hold up, you’re dating Adrien? Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl, I can’t believe you didn’t tell me. I thought we were BFFs!
Marinette snorted at the latter. BFFs? Yeah, right. Alya literally announced to the class two weeks ago that their friendship was over and that her new best friend would be Lila. Go figure!
“Wow. As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, startling revelations about the newest Gabriel model has come through! Hold on, we have a new post from the official Gabriel Twitter account! Can we please have this on the screen?” Nadja exclaimed.
Adrien read the post, not surprised. Of course his father would try to save face. It wasn’t new. He was just happy he wouldn’t have to model with Lila anymore.
The audience and Nadja gasped when they read the post. “Wow! It looks like the Gabriel brand has officially terminated Lila Rossi’s contract!” Nadja had to act surprised because this was predictable from the fashion designer. Typical Gabriel.
“Well, folks! There was a lot of drama today, but that concludes today’s interview! I hope you come again for another episode of, Face to Face!” Nadja concluded.
Bonus Scene:
“Well, Adrien, you made a good choice with Marinette. She could take over the designing area of the company while you take over the business side. When will you marry her?”
“FATHER!”
“Well, kid, he’s not wrong. Pigtails makes pretty good bread. And oh how good it tastes with camembert! Oh my sweet gooiness!”
“Shut up, Plagg.”
#fuck off lila#yessir plagg#go nadja hehe#miraculous_carnation#lila salt#lila exposed#alya salt#kind of#ao3#ao3 shoutout#gabriel is trying yall#but hes still fucked#lila is a dummy#more of a dummy than me#and im a real dummy yall
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MIRACULOUS WORLD NY (spoilers!!)
dont ask me why i watched it, i got invested at 3AM and fell asleep after. this is just my thoughts while watching the movie
*started writing when they got on the plane*
the way alya explains new york is funny asf
this reminded me of Spider-Man far from home
UGH SHIPS IN THE CLASSROOM >>
literally marinette is a mood on the plane
BRO I RLLY WANT TO BE MARINETTE
OR ADRIEN
BC I’D LIT LOVE TO BE WITH EITHER OF THEM
also i love alya and nino are moods <33
BRO OPERATION NEW YORK
AND THEIR HANDSHAKES
marinette is so awkward but it’s a work in progress
alya is such a geek i love her <33
‘there’s a superhero for everything here’ very much true we’re kinda incapable :’) /j /hj
marinette, sweetie, do you not know how to use a glass door😭 ITS OK BC I STILL LOVE YOU
aeon supremacy >>
alya teasing both marinette and sabrina UGANDBSB alya can we be platonic soulmates
I SWEAR MARINETTE IS Y/N AND I LOVE THAT
how everyone just started to sneak out when whatsherface teacher went in is like me and my siblings trying to get some snacks from downstairs😭😭
i want something like this so bad :(( Like a party up in the rooftop at night with your friends — and i have to add it being wholesome bc i gen just want to hang out and be carefree
i wish people were actually like this tbh like the inclusiveness <33
AYE I SEE YOOU SABRINA POP OFF
“is it a bird- is it a plane-“ HUH
hot dog dan… ketchup boy and mustard justice wtf… i wouldn’t be surprised if we Americans did that
“my girl” UGH NINO YOURE SO SWEET
AWE THE CLICHE MOON AND ‘FLYING’ WITH THE DANCING
but why tf did marinette kiss luka and kagami kiss adrien (ik marinette’s was like a thank you ig BUT WTF)
at the captions really said “romantic music” so get them together already🤨🤨
American superheroes not hiding their identity. yeah sounds like us
mrs girl fr doesn’t know how to use a glass door :’))
ADRIEN YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT
“as friends”
alya nino Jess and aeon trying to make adrienette happen is a whole ass mood
idiots who are dumb together stay together bc they’re too dumb to realize other ppl want them
Jess fr doing gods work for us
maybe they’re (idk their pronouns) god 😩
Gabriel agreste teaching me US history with a mix of miraculous ladybug🤨🤨
the fact i was like (fr?? that happened??) even tho i took US history like a couple years ago
technolizer fr makes sense “wouldn’t you rather have an atomic bomb?” like he has a point??
UGH JESS BEING SPARROW?? YESSIR PLS PULLING THAT SHIT LFF
“what’re you doing here?” FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF DAMNITJSJDH
awe the way cat noir pouted :((
like ladybug is definitely in the right tho
ugh i hate it when they (the writers) put me in situations like this :(
BRO FUCK TECHNOLIZER your name sounds too much like colonizer 😐 BUT WHY TF DID YOU GET CHATON TO DO THAT
AWE MARINETTE YOU ARE SO SMART
fuck American rules like bro strict asf😭��🏼
i understand where he’s coming from, but also like ???? maybe be a bit more reasonable??
this show making me a lil sad :’)
THE SEWERS SCENES AGAIN
marinette :((
chat :((
WHY MUST THE WRITERS HATE ME
ADRIEN NOO
FUKFCUKFCUKDUXDJHF
COCK
SHIT
BITCH
FUKC YOU GABRIEL
the lesbian relationships in this show >>
but like OLYMPIA IS TOO FUCKDI STRICT
the rain scene :’(
TIKKI AND PLAGG IN THE BAG THATS SO CUTE BHT ALSO LIEK WHY AT THIS TIME
liiri bb :(
BRO ADRIEN WHY
I FUCKING HATE THIS AJHWBDBBS
ALYA PURR BITCH
SCOLD HER LIKE THE BESTIE YOU ARE
so cliche
PHONE DYING?
RAIN?
Bike?
Things goes shit?
what the shit😀
i’m so confused with this shit—
sparrow is so amazing >>
wtf— night owl wtf😭😭
i said it once and i’ll say it again
AEON SUPREMACY
plagg, i love you <3
marinette you are way too creative <3
UGH JESS YOU ARE SO AMAZING
ZKSJAXHSDB THIS SHOW I LOVE THE AMOUNT OF QUEER REPRESENTATIONS (i still need to research on the VAs)
gorilla… nvm…
Eagle,, YES
in conclusion, i wish life was like this and the characters were real so i could bond with them.
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Thinking of You
Adrien shrugged and felt Plagg moving in his pocket. “Nothing bad happened,” Adrien mumbled. At least, nothing to ruin the Agreste name, anyway.
The younger Agreste let out a, “Yessir,” before heading to his room. He was tired and swayed a little on his feet. In the morning, he would puzzle over his father’s calm reaction, but right now, he just wanted to sleep. He was too tired to bother with his pajamas. He stripped off his over shirt and jeans before climbing into the bed with his tee shirt and boxers. Plagg was already snoring on his pillow. Adrien was out the moment he hit the pillow.
When his alarm woke him up a few hours later, Adrien smacked at it with a few growls that Plagg echoed. He snoozed for a few minutes before grabbing for his cell phone. The boy didn’t sit up, he merely laid there under the covers with his wrinkled clothes and wild bedhead. He shot off a quick text to Marinette.
-Good morning, beautiful-
~~~
Adrien pushed himself up and stretched, his back cracking. With a wide yawn, he got out of bed and trudged to his bathroom to shower change. When he came back out about twenty minutes later, he noticed Marinette’s text. He pursed his lips as he decided what to say. -Not sure yet. Let u kno.-
He grabbed his school bag and some cheese before slipping his sleeping cat into his bag. He then rushed down to the dinning room for breakfast. Adrien was eager to get to school early and see his new girlfriend. The grin that had spread across his face disappeared at seeing his Father. “Father! You’re here?” He blurted before blushing and clearing his throat. “I mean, good morning. I’m sorry about last night. I was studying with a friend and we fell asleep.”
Gabriel kept a blank expression. “Don’t let it happen again.”
Adrien nodded and quickly ate his oatmeal and orange juice before dashing out towards the waiting car.
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