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Just about to go to bed but I'm finally putting out that call for an art trade (fnaf related) if anyone's interested!! Feel free to dm me if you wanna set something up :]
#yeh i do wanna do this i think it'll be goooooooooodddd funnn#ive been seeing lotsa ppl trade bills recently and that looks like great fun#but yeh :] yeh :]#yelling about the bear
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20 questions for fic writers!
Tagged by @feralrookie! :D Thank you for the tag!!
1. How many works do you have on ao3?
10! (technically, kinda)
2. What's your total ao3 word count?
379,547
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Just Bungou Stray Dogs! It's also the first fandom I've written for, actually. :D
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
This is how it feels to take a fall (Dazai goes feral, time shenanigans)
Plate :( (Dazai breaks a plate, experiences emotions)
Dazai and the Moving Detective Agency (Howl's Moving Castle AU)
Chuunyaa's Pawsitively Catastrophic Day (Chuuya is turned into a cat, it's short and pretty much just shenanigans)
Wish in one hand (First fic I wrote, and the first one I posted — Dazai has emotions about handholding)
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
I try to, but I've been absolutely terrible at it lately — whenever I'm particularly stressed I start worrying that the negative emotions are going to leak through into what I'm writing and make my tone sound weird, so then I end up turtling in on myself and not saying anything at all, no matter how much I want to engage with people. It's a bad habit, and I want to work on it, so I'm gonna try to catch up on comments! (I treasure every single one of the ones I receive, so for anyone who has left a comment and hasn't gotten a response from me yet, thank you and I am very sorry about my inability to form words in a timely manner skdjfksd)
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Probably An Unsent Letter, since it's pretty much just a short snippet of Dazai being sad while he's leaving the mafia. And even with that one, I have in my head that skk still get together after the four years apart, I just didn't write it. I am dreadful with sad endings — although the ending to "This is how it feels to take a fall" is a little bittersweet, perhaps.
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Hmm...I'm gonna say Dazai and the Moving Detective Agency, because it's the one with the longest buildup, so I think it has the most catharsis, at least for me! But I tend to give all of my fics happy endings because, as established, I am a wimp when it comes to hardcore angst. I will say that Zut Alors I Have Missed One is probably a contender for happiest as well, just because that fic had no angst whatsoever and was just Unhinged
8. Do you get hate on fic?
Nope! Everyone's been lovely! I have gotten some for my art, but honestly it was pretty toothless and I couldn't take it seriously lol
9. Do you write smut?
...Yeh. :0 There was an attempt, at least — one fic, and I made it anonymous (so on the extreme off-chance that anyone notices a discrepancy between my total ao3 wordcount listed here and the summed up wordcounts of the fics viewable on my profile, that's why!) It's also another fic I need to finish, I hit my writing roadblock with that one at the same time as all my others, and it's almost doneeee I just need my brain to cooperate >:|
10. Do you write crossovers?
Not any proper crossovers, only things like the Howl AU and the Little Mermaid AU, where I took the settings/plots and put in BSD characters.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I know of!
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
...Possibly? I'm not actually sure, I've given a couple people permission, but I'm not sure if anything came of that, I haven't heard one way or another :0 I do have a tendency to use puns, which I realize might make things difficult for translations
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
No, not so far — and given how tempestuous my schedule has been, it'll probably be a while before I attempt anything like that! Sounds fun, though
14. What's your all-time favorite ship?
...I mean, it's gotta be soukoku, because for all that I've enjoyed a lot of fictional pairings before (for example, Howl and Sophie specifically from the HMC books, Beatrice and Benedick from Much Ado About Nothing — I like bickering duos, what do you know — Peter Wimsey and Harriet Vane, currently falling down the Hualian rabbithole because I'm reading Heaven Official's Blessing with my friend, and there's lots of other ones), for as much as I like all those, I haven't really had much of an urge to write anything for them.
So, purely in terms of me wanting to mess around with two characters and write them over and over and over again, it's really only skk! They hit the exact right combination of braincells, I guess lololol
15. What's a WIP you want to finish but probably won't?
Hmmm...honestly, most of my WIPs I still intend to finish at some point or another — first priority being the ones I've already started posting, of course! Although...just due to time constraints, I might not get around to writing the thief!Chuuya/detective!Dazai one I was planning a while back. (and I mean a WHILE lol) I didn't write very much of it, and honestly most of the reason I wanted to write it was for comedy — so maybe I'll turn it into a short comic series instead, because I do think some of the bits were funny :0
16. What are your writing strengths?
That's a hard one; I tend to look more at the ways I want to improve my writing then at what I like about it, and I nitpick just about everything I create, art and writing alike. But if I had to pick something, I would probably say dialogue? That tends to be what I write easiest, at least. I still want to get better at that too, though.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Descriptions and action scenes. I've been making myself write them more, so I think I'm slowly improving (the Howl AU has been great for that! It pushed me to write all sorts of scenes I wouldn't have normally :D ), but those two things remain what I get bogged down by the most.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
Depends on the circumstances, I think? I'd include translations if I did. I do tend to include Japanese honorifics when I'm writing in the canon universe, because there's not really english equivalents and it feels like I'm leaving something out when I just do their names straight — although I did take them out when I was doing the Howl AU and the Little Mermaid AU, just as a setting thing.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
Bungou Stray Dogs — like I mentioned in the ship section, this is the first fandom where I've really felt the urge. Although I did write things when I was little that very blatantly yoinked in various creatures and concepts from the things I was reading and watching, which resulted in stories with pirates and weeping angels and Ringwraiths all running around in the same place. But I didn't usually bother with bringing in actual characters from those pieces of media, or even using the settings, I just made ocs and had them run around in my own made up world.
20. Favorite fic you've written?
I like all of them for different reasons, but I think my favorite overall has to be Dazai and the Moving Detective Agency. It's the longest thing I've ever written, and when I started out I wasn't sure I'd be able to do it — so the fact that it's most of the way done (currently chipping away at the epilogue, it is getting to be a LOT of words) makes me really happy. And it's just been so much fun! Writing characters I hadn't before, piecing the world together, working out the magic system, writing Dazai being a mess and Chuuya being cool, it's all been a blast. And I seriously need to finish the epilogue, because the followups are living in my brain and they demand to be freed aksdfjksdjfk
But yeah! I'm not sure how many writers I know on here have already been tagged, so I'll just go open tags on this one! :D If any of y'all write and feel like doing this, then go for it!
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pjo/hoo characters as things i have overheard in conversations :
Percy: listen! I just need the thing!!!
annabeth: the thing??
Percy: the thinggggg!!!! Ya know- *makes grasping/grabbing motions with his hands* THE THING!!!!
annabeth:*backs away* you mean your penn???
Percy, looking up, with tears in his eyes, on his knees now: yes, the pen,
annabeth: isn’t it in your pocket?
Percy, picking his head up off the floor: …..*gets up, takes pen out of his pocket and stares at it, the proceeds to throw it to the other side of the room, then turns back to annabeth: this never happened.*runs away*
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Leo, holding a lighter very close to his face: 𝐹𝒾𝓇𝑒
Jason: Leo- lets *glances around as though expecting to see cameras* let’s uh- put the lighter down yeh??
Leo, turning his head slightly: but Jason!!! *waves lighter around as he gestures to it like the madman he is* it’s (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Fire ♥
Jason leaves
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Piper, flourishing a pink packet, that has a little boba drawing on it: so I got this as a little early birthday present from my grandparents, it’s a bubble tea mask *try’s to open it, but fails* why can’t I *grunts* 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 it? *finally opens it* okay… I’m scared… *smells the mask/inside the bag or whatever, recoils back, with a look of disgust on her face* ✨Ｎｏ✨, *looks at bag* it’s supposed to smell like strawberry’s… it smells-it smells good! (Using obvious sarcasm) ew, there’s like- juice in it, what the-*gasps and recoils back* it’s dripping 👀 okay…*unfolds mask* it’s so slimy- *puts mask on her face* oh it’s so cold!!!*after fully applying mask to her face* no! It’s in my mouthhhh,
Leo smirking: why did you eat it????
Piper, crying laughing; I don’t know, I look so weird too—-
Leo: nice mustache by the -
Jason, coming around the corner: don’t, just back away Valdez
Leo: okay bro, fine
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Jason: I'm dieing, bleh
Hazel: And hows heaven?
Nico: bru-
Percy: don’t you mean hell? Jason of all people wouldn’t make it to heaven-
Annabeth smacking Percy ; Percy! That’s so rude!
Frank : so how is hell?
Jason: warm
Nico: no its not-
Leo : have you made s’mores yet??
Jason: … no, not yet
Leo: that’s sad
Jason: I know 😞
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Annabeth: We have group tonight! Who’s coming?
Percy: I am 😘
Frank: me and hazel will be there👍
Leo: Whoo whoo!! 🎉🦉😘
will: I thought frank was the one who transforms-?
Nico: don’t question it
Jason: I’ll be there
piper: im a little early, should i head inside or wait til 7 in the car?
Hazel: I think you'll be fine 🤷🏼♀️
Leo: Storm the gates ⚔️
piper: mk
Percy: Have fun storming the castle
annabeth: Do you think it'll work?
Percy: It'll take a miracle. Bye bye!!
piper: i have stormed the gates
Leo: hah! Nice
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Leo coughing violently: I’m still sick
Leo still coughing: this cough needs to go man
will, coming from nowhere; sorry man but uh- seems that you have cough-itis , and I’m afraid that it’s permanently
#Pjo#percy jackson fandom#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#percy and annabeth#percy jackson#percy jackson spoilers#pjo book spoilers#funny#hehe#i hope you like ittt
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The Freedom of Expression - Vol:16 - Spring (2023/03/25)
(*This is a very long post, so to summarize the topics discussed quickly:
•Baseball/ The WBC
•Hanami/Cherry Blossom viewing
•Kaoru's dislike of chalkboards
•First Meetings - Kaoru tells a fun story about this.
•Spring Songs
•Moving house - Kaoru talks about dealing with cockroaches, and house sharing with Kyo.*)
K: Ok, here we are getting started with The Freedom of Expression on our Niconama channel. Im Kaoru from Dir en grey.
J: Im Joe Yokomizo.
T: And Im Tasai from Tokyo Sports.
*applause*
J: Well, everyone's writing cherry blossom emojis in the comments.
K: Yeh, its already blossoming, right?
J: It did seem to be at full bloom, but then with the rain it might already be starting to fall.
K: Ah, yeh, maybe. Actually, today its cold all of a sudden, isn't it?
J: It is, yeh.
K: It was really warm until yesterday, but today I even have to wear a leather jacket.
J: Yeah, you need it to keep the cold out.
K: But then Tasai is here dressed like that! *points to Tasai* You came from home like this??
J: Hahaha
T: Yeh, I was so cold.
K: I bet you were!
J: Its weird...Out in the dressing room he was saying he was cold, so I told him to put a jacket on, and he was like, 'No, I came here like this'.
K: You must have felt cold when you left home though?
J: Its not even a little bit warm today!
T: Yeah, but I thought I would be ok. I mean, on the way to the station I saw a woman wearing a coat, and I had a moment of doubt, but then I thought, 'No no, I can do this'.
J: Cause its already evening, right? By the time we finish this, it'll be really cold. And you've gotta go home like that.
T: Yeh, I havn't got the hang of this adulting thing yet.
J: Adulting thing, haha.
K: Haha
J: Im not sure if thats really the issue here, haha. Well, today, its just the three of us again at long last, but I should ask you Kaoru, and Tasai, as you both like baseball...the WBC was on until last Thursday, right? Did you watch it? How was it?
K: Did YOU watch it?
J: No, I didn't even watch a second of it!
K: Haha, I thought so.
J: I can't say anything about it, but I figured you two could. So, did you watch it?
K: Yes, yes, I did.
T: Of course we did!
J: Did you watch all the Japan games?
K: Yeah.
T: Yes
J: Well, I should ask who played well etc, but..
T: Ok, Joe, do you know this...what pose was trending during the WBC?
J: Oh, a lot of people were doing this. This twisting motion (*twists fists one on top of the other*?). What is this?
T: Its...strangling the eel (*or something, I dunno, haha*)
K: Hahaha
J: No way, haha, the Samurai Japan team wouldn't do that.
T: Haha, like squeezing an eel.
J: I mean, that is quite Japanese though. What actually is that pose though?
T: Don't you know? Its like grinding pepper. Like with a peppermill.
J: Why are they doing a grinding pepper pose?
K: Yeh, why? I dont actually know either.
T: Well, you know the player, Laars Nootbar? He's part Japanese, he's really likeable.
J: Oh yeh, I've seen him.
T: His mother is from Higashi-matsuyama city. But anyway, its his move. The meaning behind it is grinding, like making a big effort, and doing a perfect job. For example, you can do this action to congratulate someone who tried hard and did well. So Nootbar uses this pose, and its just started trending in Japan.
J: I see. Hey, lets do something like that for this show, for when we have fun conversations.
K: Like what?
J: I don't know. Viewers can give us suggestions in the comments about what pose they want us to do.
K: Haha, no no, this was your idea, you think of something!
J: Ahh, I can't think of anything of the spot. But for people who didn't watch the WBC, just give us your highlights. Who played well, the best moments, etc.
T: Lets hear Kaoru's thoughts.
J: Yes, Leader first.
K: Wellll...of course Ohtani was memorable. But for me personally, I think Yoshida did well.
T: Ohh, from the Red Socks.
J: What did you like about Yoshida.
K: Well, he hit when I wanted him to.
T: He was great. Especially in the game against Mexico, he got 3 home runs. And he could hit even a perfect pitch. He was amazing.
K: Even when they used to play at Tokyo Dome, Ohtani and others would hit regular home runs and get the crowd excited, but Yoshida would just hit the ball right out of the stadium.
T: Yeh, if we didn't have him...
K: If we didn't have him, it would have been tough.
J: Japan might not even have won, or might not have even made it to the final?
K: Yeah...well, that goes for all the other players too.
J: Well, yeah.
T: All the players were very active, right?
K: Yeah, but there was also that special 'Goodbye' at the end of the semi-final.
J:...I have no idea about any of this.
K: I cried a bit with Murakami at the end. He hadn't hit anything until then, it was like, 'What is this guy doing??'
T: Do you know who Murakami is, Joe?
J: I don't know who he is, but I've seen the news that he had been playing in bad shape, and some people wanted him replaced etc. But I don't know where he's from, or what was actually going on, or anything like that.
T: He plays for Yakult.
J: Oh right.
T: He won a triple crown
K: Yeh, he is the youngest to get it.
T: He's had 56 home runs.
J: Haha, Tasai, why are you sitting like that all of a sudden. Oh look, someone commented, 'I thought Murakami was like a god'. Amazing. Lots if people watched it. So, Murakami was great?
T: All the players did great though.
K: Yeah, they all did.
J: Ive heard people telling me the manager was great too. Whats his name again, Kuriyama? What do you think, Kaoru?
K: Well, yeh, he had faith in the players.
T: Yeh, he is the type to throw his support under the players to raise them up, as opposed to pulling them up from above.
K: He would have been criticized for this method if the team had lost though.
J: Yeah, people would have said he should have been more strict. Ahh, it all depends on the result.
K: Yeah, thats it.
J: Well, anyway, they won. What do you think? Lets hope for more of this when the pro-baseball season starts this Spring?
K: Yeh, it starts next week.
J: How is it gonna be this year?
K: I think it'll be interesting.
J: If anything, the amount of baseball fans will have increased after the WBC.
K: Yeah, baseball is gaining more fans every year. Its great.
T: I think they will keep increasing too. Oh, and then this year, the Tigers have Okada as their manager. They are aiming for THAT*, right? (*Translated from the japanese word アレ meaning 'that thing', which is pronounced 'ah-re', and written as 'are' in roman script)
K: Oh yeh, THAT.
J: What? I don't understand.
K: You know, THAT.
J: THAT...
K: A-R-E, 'アレ'(THAT)
J:...A-R-E...?
K: Its the team slogan.
J: Really? I had no idea! Why A-R-E?
K: You know, THAT/アレ!
T:The only thing a player in yellow can aim for!
J: ...To win?
T, K: Just THAT/'アレ'!
J: THAT?
K: Yes, everyone is aiming for it!
T: Look at the comments!
J: Oh yeh. Everyone knows what this is??.A-R-E, is it like the english word 'are'?
K: No, just アレ(THAT).
T: Of course its THAT!
J: Tasai you are scary today.
T: Haha, its cause I didn't sleep last night.
J: You've been acting weird today!
T: Joe, you are still on air, haha.
J: Ok, ok, well, both of you enjoyed the WBC, but for the show today we'd like viewers to send in lots of messages. Anything is fine, ideas, opinions, suggestions, send them in. If you are using Twitter, you can use the tag TFOE. The first part of this show is free for anyone to watch, but the second part is for members only. If you become a member, you can watch this broadcast in the archive for one year, and we also have extra videos for members only. So please use the link at the top of the screen to become a member and watch to the end. Ok, so today, Leader, we have this chalk board behind us, with various phrases written on it. Its already Spring!....Well, its already Summer for Tasai...
T: Yeh, I saw a comment about this, so I'll just show you my tshirt.
K: Ah, its our Phalaris shirt.
J: Yeh, but I wore that already on here!
K: Haha, there's no need for.....Ok guys, thats enough...(*gestures to break up fight between J and T*) Thank you, thank you, I appreciate it, haha.
J: Haha, its a fight over who loves Dir en grey more!
K: Hahaha
J: Ok, so today we're gonna be talking about all these Spring topics that are written on the chalk board behind us. Oh, there we go, we have a close up of it. Leader, could you read out the topics for us?
K: Yes, 'Graduation', 'Starting school', 'Hanami', 'Spring songs', 'New starts', 'Food you want to eat in Spring', 'Spring Clothes', 'April Fools'....'Moving house'
J: No, hold on, hold on...haha. Leader, you missed that one right in the middle!
K: Haha, 'April Birthday'.
J: Yes, but who's?!
K: 'Joe Yokomizo's April Birthday', haha.
J: Thats right, thank you. haha
T: Were you born in April?
J: Yes
T: Which day? Must be the 1st, right?
J: No no, the 8th. Its the same day as the Buddha's birthday.
K: Ohh, thats a shame for the Buddha.
J: Haha, don't be like that! You should be celebrating!
K: Haha, ok, next...'Sports Days (Recently, some schools hold Sports Day in Spring)'....Oh, ok, yeh...., and then, 'Koshien', and, 'First meetings'.
J: Thank you. Ok, so we'll discuss some of these topics, so if you see any you'd like us to choose, please write them in the comments. If anything really stands out in the comments, we'll go with that.
T: So, its really up to the viewers?
J: Yes, the viewers can get involved. This is really how niconama works. Ok, someone suggested Spring songs...
T: Joe Yokomizo...
J: Koshien...Hanami...
T: We could talk about them all.
J: Haha, yeh....Moving house...
T: Lots of people saying Spring songs.
J: Yeh, is Spring songs the most popular? Oh, maybe Hanami?
T: Yeah, Hanami....Joe Yokomizo.....Hanami isn't one of the topics.
J: Yes it is!
T: Oh yeh
J: Hanami...First meetings....There are a lot of votes for Hanami.
K: Lets go with that then.
J: Ok, the first topic of conversation is 'Hanami'! ( Cherry Blossom Viewing)
T: As for Hanami, im generally against it.
J: Eh?! Are you trying to ruin our plan? You are scary today! I mean, cool. Haha.
K: Why are you against it?
T: Well, don't you feel cold doing Hanami?
J: No, no, thats just cause you don't dress warmly, haha.
K: Yeh, you are too lightly dressed, haha.
T: Haha, its just a coincidence today, really.
J: You would be cold dressed like that! Haha
T: No, but when you do Hanami in the park or somewhere, you sit on a sheet spread out on the ground, right? Don't you think the ground is quite cold?
K: Thats right actually, it is cold. Well, its not bad during the day, but at night it does get cold.
T: Yeh, and I always end up wanting to go indoors to drink, so Hanami loses its meaning for me.
K: Well, yeh, after you've bought all this stuff from the supermarket to eat, you do end up thinking you might as well have gone to a restaurant.
J: For something nicer and warmer, right? Haha, yeh, there is that.
T: See, Kaoru is coming over to my side.
J: You don't actually spend much time looking at the blossoms either, do you?
K: Yeah, people just want to drink.
J: Yeh, its an excuse to drink. But still, it is only a short time when the blossoms are here.
K: Its fine during the day, but you can't even really see the blossoms at night. Plus, its warm during the day, well..today was raining, but yesterday would have been great for Hanami.
T: But someone just commented, 'Hanami is impossible if you have hayfever'
K: Ah, of course, yeh.
J: Look, someone wrote, 'I prefer the food carts in winter', Ah, winter, right?...'Street vendors are fun!'. But there are food carts out in some places at this time of year too! Havn't you seen any?
T: Ohh, they are good.
J: Yeah, see!
K: There are some places that do have loads out, like how you see at festivals.
J: Ah, like in Ueno park.
T: Those are good.
K: Yeah...but there are some places that have like a restaurant feel, right? There'll be oden, and you can grill seafood, like you can sit around the grill and have a drink.
J: There's a good atmosphere.
K: Right?! That type of place is good.
T: Didn't there used to be something like that at Hanazono Shrine?
J: There was, yeh. Leader, tell us about some of your Hanami memories.
K: Well, yeah, it does just feel a bit cold, and the food is usually nothing impressive.
T: See!
K: But I do like having a drink outside.
J: Yeh, it feels spacious, right?
K: Yeh, but its better when its warm.
T: Someone's commenting about pizza for Hanami.
J: Thats pretty interesting.
K: Well, you can get it delivered easily with Uber.
J: Oh right, so you could specify which tree you're under, and you just raise your hand when they call out your name?
K: Well, yeh.
T: I read something in a magazine ages ago about how people playing pachiko used to order pizza, and even specify the machine they were sat at, to get it delivered directly to then.
J: Ehh, to pinpoint their location?
T: Yeah.
J: Well we'd love viewers to let us know their hanami memories, or recommendations for good hanami spots, so please send them in. Hey, we could do daytime Hanami on this show next year?
K: Yeh
T: Someone wrote, 'I want Kaoru to pour me a beer from a Tora no ana food stall'.
K: Like one of those ones? How do you even get those, we probably can't, right?
J: Tokyo Sports could do something for us, couldn't they?
T: No, I don't think so.
K: Aren't those the type of things that get handed down to people?
T: Im not sure.
J: Hm, you probably have to have connections in the street vendor business. Tokyo Sports has power in that sphere, right?
T: Not at all, haha.
J: But Tokyo Sports is like a street vendor.
T: Well, the street vendor of mass media maybe.
K: But even if we didnt have that kind of thing, we could do it with just a regular hot plate, or your pressure cooker...an event where we make that kinda stuff would be good, like a public live broadcast.
J: Oh, thats a good idea!
T: Apparently you can rent food stalls.
J: Well, if we have enough support...
T: Someone wrote 'The pressure cooker is nostalgic'...Nostalgic?
J: Well, we could do The Freedom of Expression Hanami next year.
T: I wanna do it this year.
K: Oh, those comments are too fast, I can't read them! haha
J: Why do they go by so quickly sometimes?
K: I don't know.
J: Can't Dwango even tell us? Ehh. 'Cause they do fly past too quickly sometimes don't they?....Oh, it only happens to long comments? Long comments move fast!
K: Ah, I see. That makes sense, cause it goes fast when people use lots of applause emojis.
T: Oh right! Lets test it, everyone do lots of clapping in the comments.
J: Ah, Tasai, you're on good form.
T: Aren't you curious? haha
*everyone sends in a load of long emoji strings*
K, T: Oh, look how quick it is!
J: Amazing
K: Wow, its so fast!
J: Should we really get so happy about something like this? haha. Ok, so that was our first topic, Hanami. Leader, could you erase it from the board.
T: Isn't it that one in the middle next to April Fool? (Joe's bday)
J: No no! Don't erase that one yet! Not yet! Erase Hanami.
K: Ughh, I don't really like chalkboards.
J: Why? The noise?
K: I just imagine my nails on it. Just looking at it I get a nasty feeling in my nails!
J: Aghh, there always used to be someone who would scrape the board like that, right?
K: I can only picture that when I see it. I just get so sqeamish in my nails, haha.
J: I know what you mean, and you feel ticklish all over too, right?
K:....Well, no, I don't feel ticklish.
J: Eh, why is that just me?
K: My nails just get this awful feeling.
J: Don't you get this ticklish sensation down 'there' though, too?
K: No.
T: Hahaha, this is too funny.
K: But actually, its not the noise that bothers me. Its that sensation of nails draging on the board.
J, T: Ahhhh
K: I hate that.
J: Kaoru, you are showing your cute side. So you hate even looking at the chalkboard?
K: Yeah, it just makes my nails feel awful.
J: Ahh, I cringe just imagining that sound aswell. Ok, well we finished Hanami. Lets decide the next topic. Write what you want to hear about in the comments.
T: How about we choose the first really fast one?
J: Ok, but there is a bit of a time lag, so just wait a sec. The first fast one right? Ah, there!
T: Spring songs!
K: First meetings!
J: First meetings overtook Spring songs!
T: Haha, lets go with First meetings.
K: Spring first meetings, right?
J: Yeah, like meeting people when you start school, or start a new semester etc. Haha, there are a lot of Spring song comments.
T: Haha, someone wrote 'There's a perv* around' (*Looking for a better translation of 出会い厨*)
J: 'We hit the limit', haha, great. Anyway, Spring first meetings!
K: Well, I've never worked for a proper company, so I can only draw on memories from school.
J: What do you remember?
K: Well, I have a friend from high school, I still go for a drink with him now and again, but this story is from our school days. It was a mixed school in theory, but in reality, there were only a handful of girls in each year group. So in our classroom, my seat was at the front, my friend's was behind, and behind him was a boy called Hirai Miki. So on the first day before we'd all met, that friend of mine looked at the seating plan and thought, 'Oh score! I've got girls in front and behind!' (*Kaoru and Miki are both commonly used as girls names too*)
J, T: Hahaha
T: In between Kaoru and Miki! He thought he got lucky, haha!
K: Then when he sat down, he was like, 'Who the hell are you two?!'
J: Haha, like, 'You're in the wrong seats! These seats are for Kaoru and Miki!'
K: Haha, yeah.
T: He didn't expect that you were boys, haha.
J: Ahhh, Kaoru chan and Miki chan! Someone wrote, 'His harlem'
K: Yes, but we were both boys.
T: Thats a good story.
J: Tasai, do you have any stories?
T: Hm, let me think...
J: Oh, by the way, the members only video is great this time, don't miss it! Isn't that right, Leader?
K: Yeah.
J: Yeh, so everyone please...
T: Well, I have a story from my university entrance ceremony.
K: Haha, he just cut you straight off!
J: Haha
T: Yes! As I was saying, my university entrance ceremony. haha. You never know what type of people you will meet at university, but the guy next to me at the ceremony was really friendly to me, and you could also tell he was really well-built. But I was just talking to him, trying to blend in, as you do, and I noticed he kept looking at his watch. Then at a certain time, he apologized to me and got a banana and a protein drink out of his bag, and had them right there. He was like, 'Its time to feed my muscles', even in the middle of the entrance ceremony! So that was one first meeting of this kind of strange person.
K, J: ....
K: That was a bit if an anticlimax.
J: Yeh, the story was ok, but...
T: Aghh, Im sad now.
J: Hey, but the members only content this time is brilliant!
T: Hey, thats not fair.
J: No, but even the staff laughed this time! They have never laughed at any of the members only content until now!
T: Can I ask for some super fast bananas in the conments to make me feel better?
J: Oh, banana emojis in the comments? Ok everyone, make Tasai feel better with some bananas.
T(*reading a comment*) Ah, no, Im not still in contact with him.
J: Oh, the protein guy?
T: Oh look, here come the bananas!!
J: Wow, so many banana emojis!
T: Thank you, haha.
J: Its kinda dirty, right?
T: No, Joe, thats just you!
J: Its just my freedom of expression. I want the whole screen covered in bananas!
K: The screens gone all light, haha
J: They all merge after a point.
K: (*Sees the macho muscle emoji and copies that pose*)
J: Haha, the macho emoji!
T: This is turning out well.
J: Yeah, I think the viewers are getting used to nicinama.
K: But we've had guests a lot lately, so its been quite structured. This time is more chilled, haha.
J: Its good having a bit more freedom, right?
K: Haha, yeah.
T: Ahhh, more bananas! Someone wrote, 'My finger hurts', haha.
J: Ok, lets move onto the next topic.
K: I'll just erase First meetings (*grimaces after contact with the board*)
J: Tasai, you choose the next one.
T: No, I'll leave it to the comments.
J: Strictly the viewers choice?
T: Today we are doing this together.
J: Haha, you sound like a bandman saying that type of thing. Ok, comments. It doesn't have to be a fast comment?
K: Nah.
J: Spring songs... Koshien.
T: Ok, lets go with Spring songs....Oh, but Koshien!
K: No, there were a lot of votes for Spring songs earlier, so we should go with that.
J: You don't have much of a Spring song image though, Leader.
K: Hm, yeh, I don't know any Spring songs.
J: If we had to make a Spring song playlist for this show, what would you put on it?
K: Can I use our songs? Well, probably '304 goushitsu, hakushi no sakura'.
J: Of course, yeh. That was in the comments too.
K: Oh, 'Kaishun' aswell....But what songs would you call Spring songs in general?
J: Anything by Moriyama Naotaro.
K: Ahh
T: And there are a lot of songs out there titled, 'Sakura'.
J: Whats the first Spring song you can think of? What Spring song would you hum in the bath?
K: What would you?
J: Ohh, what would I...?
T: (*reading comment*) Ah, Yuming, right. (Matsutoya Yumi)
J: Oh, I heard a song on a show I did yesterday...What was it again?
K: You won't remember, haha.
J: No I will, haha...Kawaguchi Kyogo!
T: Ah, that singer/songwriter?
J: Yeh, that song is 'Sakura...something', isn't it? I couldn't remember it after all, haha...(*reading a comment*) Oh yeh, Fukuyama Masao too.
T: Joe, someone said that song is called, 'Amnesia'.
J: No, thats just me they're talkIng about. haha. Leader, what are your Spring songs?
K: I don't know.
T: Egao saku....Buck Tick.
J: How does that go again? Ah! *sings*
T: Ah, Sakuranbo! (cherry)
K: Is sakuranbo a Spring thing?
T: Well, it has sakura in it...
K: No, but I mean the actual fruit.
T: Hmm, its not a fruit of sakura is it?
K: No, it can't be. Cherries, yeh?
T:Yeh, its not the blossoms.
J: Wow, its like two teenagers are talking right here.
K, T: Hahaha
J: Anyway, someone just commented, 'Kitakuni no haru'
T: Any cherry experts, let us know....Oh, cherry season is from May...so thats a summer song then.
K: Hm, yeh, Sakuranbo is not a Spring song.
J: Loads of people suggested it though.
K: No, its wrong.
J: Ah, wrong season. Leader, cant you think of any sakura songs off the top of your head?
K: No.
J: What about you Tasai?.....Of course there is Yuming with 'Haru yo, koi'.
K: Ahhh.
J: Also, that one from earlier....🎶mata haru ni aimashou🎶
K: Ah, Hide san.
T: Also, Ketsumeitsu....and 304 goushitsu again.
J: But you can't really think of any Spring songs, Leader?
K: Not really.
J: Ok, shall we do one more topic for the free part? Hmm, lots of people saying Yuming. Well, time to pick another one. Spring songs has been erased.....Oh, look, a strong vote for Joe Yokomizo's birthday!
K: Nah, I couldn't read that.
T: Yeah, what did it say??
K: I didn't see it.
J: But it came up slowly after that!
K: Nah, didn't see anything like that.
J: Haha, now its just turned into JoeYoko in the comments
K, T: Hahaha
J: Ah, but maybe JoeYoko is best saved for the paid section.
K: Yeah, thats a good idea!
T: Ehh?! You should be paying them to listen to it!
J: Haha, like, 'Pleeease!' No no, seeing me being teased can be paid content....Someone suggested a two level billing.
K: Oh, we had someone before talking about that, right?
T:Toshi-Low, right?
J: Yeah, can we even manage that with this system?..Ah, no, unfortunately not.
T: Moving house!
K: Shall we go with Moving house?
J: Yes, ok. Bandmen move around a lot, don't they?
K: Yeh, well I've moved 5 or 6 times since I came to Tokyo.
J: Have you had any disastrous, or dangerous moves?
K: Not reallty.
J: Any hauntings?
K: No, I have no supernatural sense at all, but then again, who knows?
T: Ohh, thats lucky to not sense it.
J: Do you, Tasai?
T: Well, Im really sensitive to noise. So I'll get freaked out by the tiniest thing.
K: Hahaha
T: There was stuff like that appearing on this show too, wasn't there?
J: Yeah, and voices appearing. What even was that?
K: I don't know.
T: We went for purification on that snowy day though.
J: Yeah, and I was foretold many blocked roads for the year.
T: Yeah, how was 2022 in the end?
J: It wasn't that bad really....I just finished my tax return too.
T: Are you talking about your fee? haha. Not about achieving what you wanted or anything? Your fee?? haha
J: I did achieve what I wanted! No, I did, and thats one element of it, haha. Anyway, as for moving, I wanna hear from Kaoru, what was your most difficult move?
K: Hmm, well I have moved after finding cockroaches in my place.
J: Ehhh?
T: I understand that.
J: Thats like a woman.
K: Yeah, thats how much I hate them.
J: Ehh. So if you moved house and found cockroaches straight away, what would you do?
K: Well, I would first try to get rid of them, and if they were gone after that, then its fine. But if they kept coming back, I would have to move.
J: You would give up and move out? Ahh, you would move because of cockroaches?
T: Even with all those cockroaches in your music videos...
K: That has no relation to it.
J: Someone asked, 'Do you get rid of cockroaches yourself?'
K: Well, I get them in a paper cup or something, and then put something flat under it, then take it outside like that, then throw it away. (*demonstrates with notes*?
J: You're so gentle! You let it go?!
K: Well, now I can kill them, but even then I will still always use paper...but they dont run off quickly then, obviously.
J: Yeh, it would be good if they go quickly, haha.
K: Also, when you kill them, they might have eggs, which is gross. So I if I can just catch them with paper, I will, and then just throw them out.
T: 'Use soap on them'. Ahh, yeh.
K: I do sometimes use a plastic bag to catch them, and then tie it up.
J: Ahh, and then throw it away?
K: Well, I will hit it while its in the bag first.
J: Ah yeh, someone wrote, 'If you find one....(there isn't just one)'. Thats true. Its a tough problem, but really difficult if you have to move because of it. Someone else sent a question, 'Do you hire a moving company when you move?' Or do you get your friends to help?
K: I tend to hire someone, yeh. But a long time ago, like when I was first here, I would get the manager or someone to help, and shove all my stuff in the band van.
J: Well, yeh. 'Do you like house hunting?'
K: Not really. I only do it when I have to.
J: You don't always check around.
K: Nah.
J: Ah, someone commented they moved house 12 times. People wanna know how much your rent was back in the day. Where was the cheapest place you lived? Was it an apartment?
K: No, it was a unit. Well, I talked about this on my blog before, but it was towards Nerima ward. It was a two bedroom place on the third floor, and it had quite a big living area, like the size of this room. I lived there with Kyo, with a bedroom on either side. I think it was about ¥120,000 a month, between us.
T: Thats cheap.
J: With seperate bedrooms and a big living space?
K: Yeah, but we didnt really use the living area, because we had our own rooms. Of course we had a fridge, and a bathroom etc. But we never spent any time in the main area, so we just used it to pile up all our band equipment.
J: You put your instruments there?
K: Yeah, and obviously garbage would pile up, and we ended up with cockroaches, haha.
J: Kyo strikes me as someone who would be able to deal with cockroaches.
T: No, I bet he hates them.
K: Yeh, he seems like he hates bugs.
J: I see. 'Did you have a cleaning schedule?'
K: Not at all!
T: Did you write your names on your desserts in the fridge and stuff?
K: Ah, yeh, I think so.
J: 'Did you fight over food in the fridge?'
K: Hmm, no.
J: Ok, well that was the Moving house topic. We've done 4 topics so far, but there are still a lot left. We'll move over to the members only part next, so I'll let you know how you can watch it. You have to be a member if you want to watch to the end. If you join, you can watch this broadcast in the archives for a year, and there will also be a members only video released in the next few days, so check it out. Leader is pointing to the link you need to join. If you click this link, you will get a screen asking you to choose your payment method. Choose your preferred method, yes, Leader is pointing to it now, click proceed, and then enter your details, and then you're good to go!
K: (*Doing thumbs up to the camera*)
J: Haha, thats the 'You're good' gesture! If you havnt already joined, please do to enjoy the rest of the show. Leader, show us your gesture for 'enjoy thr show'.
K: (*spreads both hands out happily*)
T: Haha, they like that. Well, we'll be getting to know Joe more in the second part.
J: Yeh, the Joe charge.
K: Haha, Joe charge.
J: Do you have anything to announce before we switch?
K: Uh, the tour will start next month. Oh, also, I mentioned this at Tora no ana with Joe, but Im planning another art exhibition.
T: Oh, when?
K: Im not sure yet, but I'll let everyone know when I can.
T: Do you have a lot of material?
K: Im in the process of creating.
J: Yeh, you mentioned it at the talk event...is event the right word? What was I calling it?
K: Yes...you were saying talkshow.
J: Yes, we talked a lot there. There was an evening part and a midnight part in Tokyo, wasn't there?
T: How long were you drinking for?
J: Oh, well into morning.
K: The midnight part finished at about 4am, right?
J: Yeh, it would have been great for fans who went to both parts. Anyway, an art exhibition this year. Can you give us any hints about the upcoming tour?
K: No, I can't say anything yet.
J: Well, regardless, me and Tasai will get Kaoru talking a lot in the second part.
T: Ahh, Im sleepy today.
J: Haha, sleeping during the show?? Anyway, we will change over here, the screen will change for a moment, but the next part will start shortly. Please join us for part 2.
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Ikkan: Are you sure you don't want me to come back home?
Neta: please don't....I'm sorry. Please don't leave your vacation because of me. I'm really sorry I didn't mean to worry you
Ikkan: .mmk
Neta: I'm sorry
Ikkan:don't apologize babe it'll be ok
Neta: *yawn* I know I just...I just needed to vent
Ikkan:I just want you to get some rest. Call me in the morning ok?
Neta: alright. I love you.
Ikkan: I love you too.
Neta: I didn't mean to worry you.. I really don't want you to come back. I don't want your trip to be ruined because of me.
Ikkan: noooo no don't say that babe
Neta: I really feel like I am though. I shouldn't have called you. I just feel like I'm being........ too much because-
Ikkan:because you're not.
Neta:..........
Ikkan: we'll talk about it in the morning
Neta: it'll actually be after 12:00
Ikkan afternoon yeah we're in different time zones I forgot
Neta: it's ok....*sniff*
Ikkan: I love you
Neta: I love you too............*yawn*...
Ikkan...babe get some sleep.
Neta: hmm ...............................hm hey......
Gai:..... I'm sorry.... I just thought you should know I didn't expect you to get this upset
Neta: dad ......*sigh*..... thank you for telling me.....*sigh*....... I just need to process this..... I'll see you.... I will call you when I'm ready to talk.
Gai: alright..... have a good night
Neta: yeah. Have a good night............. fucking hell ........
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Merv: ikkan help set the table
Ikkan: ok...
Merv: Noji help me bring out the food. We're having tuna steak and scallop octatoes and gravy.
Ikkan: you really went all out Dad
Merv: yeh well we have guests over they should have a nice meal for the first night.
Noji: only the first..hehehe
Merv: dinner is ready!!
Cirrina: I'm coming!
Warabie: smells good
Shimi: hmm.....*eating*....wow it's not that bad... it's
Merv: fresh?... yes we have a farm to table house hold. Almost everything on your plates comes from my farm or from the locals farm or ranch. It's all prepared by hand. We are a homestead family and community we give to our neighbors and they give back to us. The bread that we are serving now came from the bakery, we gave them wheat and they gave us bread in return. Eventually you'll learn the way of the community and learn how to harvest, grow and take care of the livestock.
Cirrina: do we get to see the manatees now?
Ikkan: not yet Cici eat your dinner
Cirrina: damn....
Ikkan:hehehe... Be patient
Cirrina: hehehe.....did you call dad?
Ikkan: yes.... he's... he's doing ok
Cirrina: alright...
Ikkan: he doesn't want you to worry.
Merv: alright everyone time to head in. Tomorrow we start working.... Ikkan, Noji help me with the dishes
Noji: on it. Good night Cirrina I see you tomorrow.
Cirrina: night! Hehe.
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Mahi:......*sleeping*.........*sleeping*......hm.....*Yawn* morning....uhhh... What time is it?
Mizole: it's 7:45
Mahi: haaaaa...*Stretch*.... I'm going to get some free coffee, see if Toguni is up. You want something?
Mizole: nah.,...
Mahi: do you want anything?
Mizole: nah ......
Mahi: come on...get up
Mizole: mmmmmmm
Mahi: cooommmme oooonnnn... let's go..
Mizole: mmmmm....no....stop...you smell...
Mahi: so do you. it's 95 outside and we're sleeping beside a bunch of strangers....get up let's get some coffee and see the line for the community showers.... come on..... mizole get up...(Kick)
Mizole: UGH... FINE!.. I gotta go to the bathroom anyway. If I see ichiya I'm kicking his ass!! Embarrass me in front of everyone. He can't let shit go
Mahi: *sigh*.
Mizole: what?
Mahi:... nothing.....
Mizole:....babe
Mahi: *huff* it's just you spent most of the day yesterday fighting with your ex. If it wasn't fighting it was constant complaining. I thought this was going to be a fun thing we could do but If you had fun this year we could go every year but... Like a tradition we do every summer
Mizole: hey listen, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be such an asshole and I'm having fun actually......... [kiss] we're going to have fun today. I'm not going to complain. I'm not going to bitch and I'm not going to fight with ichiya. I'm just going to ignore him... Today's going to be about us k ?
Mahi: .....alright...[kiss].... Let me get some coffee....... morning Toguni....you sleep well?
Toguni: *yawn*.... yeah...the bus has pretty good air conditioning.... what you want?
Mahi: I'll just take two iced coffees with milk and two pumps of vanilla....
Toguni: it's going to be a wait we ton of others to fill
Mahi: we can wait
Mizole: I can't. I'm heading to the porta potty... Maybe take a quick shower.....
Mahi: *siff*...ugh.....I'm gonna go change I'll be right back.
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Merv: warabie. Son get up it's morning time put on your pants and boots and head downstairs for coffee and a corn muffin. Let's go!
Warabie: what?.......... it's only 5 30 in the morning
Merv: and it's a very beautiful morning. Now get up and wake up your father too
Warabie: *huuuuuuu*....The sun's not even up
Ikkan:....*eating*....*sip*....morning
Warabie: you're already up
Ikkan: yeah I came back up here just to get my work boots...*eating*... here you can borrow my old ones. They're a little big....*sip*... Head downstairs for the coffee gets cold
Warabie:.............*sigh*
Ikkan: morning sweetie, have some milk.
Cirrina:...hmmmm...morning........*sip*....hmmmm taste different.
Ikkan: That's because it didn't come from the grocery store...
Noji: yep, it came straight from Patty. No preservatives, no additives, non-homogenized and freshly pasteurized milk.
Ikkan: morning guys... Coffee still hot muffins freshly baked
Shimi:...hmmmm....*sip*........
Warabie: so what do you want us to do today?
Merv: well we have to harvest all of our crops to make room for a new crop.... but let's do our regular chores first. Ikkan load the manatees up and drive them to Mr Graves field to graze, take Cirrina with you.
Ikkan: alright
Merv: I need you to go to let the krill out for and collect their eggs and clean the coop, warabie you can help him
Noji: on it ! Let's go warabie!
Warabie:... Do we at least get gloves?
Merv: Shimi you're going to help me clean the barns and collect manure and replace the feed
Shimi: what!...uhh..let me just call my wife. I uh.... I'm.... worried about her...... I'll be right back..................pick up pick up pick up
Oshi: *sigh* righhhht there......[POP]..*moan*...
Masseuse: you have a lot of tension in your shoulders and upper back ma'am
Oshi: That's what happens when you raise eight kids...... Nine counting my husband....*sigh*....... that's nice ....hm? .......hm.. let it go to voicemail......
Shimi: oshi!
Oshi voice mail: sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Please leave a message at the deep
Shimi: damn it oshi!.............*huff*..........
Merv: here's your boots and gloves.... also I would change into something more..... work orientated... wouldn't want you to rip your pants.
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Neta: *typing*........*typing*.....
Naomi:um....uhhh.... neta...... The store is closed um... Everything is organized and clean. We just need to put the money away....... We need your help to do it.....
Neta: right...... right I'll be there.......*sigh*......
Antho:.............
Neta:...*counting under breath*. ........*sigh*....
Antho: You're quiet today... usually you're loud and annoying
Neta: just a lot on my mind I guess.......... life is really hitting me hard right now ...*huuuu*
Naomi:........oh.... I'm sorry
Neta: I'll be fine tho.... I don't need you guys to be concerned.......... But I do appreciate it though. Thank Naomi and you too Annnnnthooooo you're sweet!heheheh
Antho: (swat)...stop ..
Naomi: hehehehe
Antho: I'm headed to the food court Naomi you want to get some cold wontons before we leave
Naomi: ok ...bye Neta
Neta: see ya kids............ I could go for some room temperature Pizza............
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Mahi: alright... coffee time. Tonugi! Where's my coffee?
Tonugi: here's your two coffees and a salmon and eggs breakfast sandwich
Mahi: Sweet! I thought coffee was just free
Tonugi: No coffee is free. You have to pay for the food but you get it free. That guy actually paid for it I think he knows you
Spyke: (waving)
Mahi: * gasp*....you.... you can keep the sandwich I don't want it.....I-I have to go ..
Tonugi: but-
Mahi: I need to leave.....*huff*.... I... I'm going to the porta potties.......ugh..... DON'T tell him where I'm going. Lie or something
Tonugi: yeah... yeah...yeah... No problem
Mahi: thanks....*huff*...
Spyke: wait! Hold up! I just want to!....damn lost them... Did they tell you where they were going?
Tonugi: uhhhhhhh.... No I have no idea. I think they were going back to their... Van... they parked their van in the trailer park spots down over there past the food stalls and the showers they're going to be in slot OV All the way in the back
Spyke: All the way over there? Ehhhh I'll catch up with them later maybe.
Tonugi: alright....*sigh*.. .
Stefan: morning tonugi....*yawn*.....oh! Salmon and eggs.. I'll take that thank you very much...*eating*....hmmm just like mother used to make...
Mizole: The bathrooms were surprisingly clean....hey Mahi..*oof*... What happened to the coffee?
Mahi: I dropped them....
Mizole: oh .. well you can just go back and get -
Mahi: I don't feel like going back there right now. We can do it later
Mizole: hey... are you okay?
Mahi: I'm fine ....... let's just go to the stage I think Trip tank is going playing let's find a good spot.
Mizole: sure. Are you sure you're okay?
Mahi: yeah... I'm fine...
Mizole:[looking around].....…....…………………………………
Spyke:………………………………………………
Mizole: [grimacing]............Come on. Let's go. It's a day just for us. Remember?
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Cirrina: how many manatees do you have?
Ikkan: we have eight of them. We're about to have 10... Luna and honeydew are going to have their calves soon
Cirrina:awwww they're going to be moms. That's sweet..
Ikkan: you want to feed one?
Cirrina: yes!! Yes..
Ikkan: * whistle whistle*...*kiss kiss* come here Luna!....*whistle*.......ok so just hold the squid plant and let her eat
Cirrina: *gasp* she eating it!!.....ugh.....ewwww!
Ikkan: aww she's giving you kisses..
Cirrina: give me another squidplant............ So what did dad say when you called him?
Ikkan:................ your father is doing just fine. He's just a little stressed out with work and wedding planning.
Cirrina: he sounded upset on the phone.... I couldn't hear what he was saying. Why did you offer to go home early? we just got here.
Ikkan:.........*sigh*...... I'll tell you tonight...... your father doesn't want you to be concerned. He wants you to enjoy this trip okay...
Cirrina: alright........... So how long are they going to be grazing
Ikkan: we usually let them stay here for 8 hours Mr Graves is going to keep an eye on them.. let's head back home and get the tractor ready
Mr Graves: hold up! I got a couple ice chests for you.... Manatee chops, prawn steaks.. krill Patties. we also got a great haul last week so we have some whale fillets freshly cut and some Lobsters dogs for you. As a thanks for the fresh produce
Ikkan: thanks Mr. Graves really appreciate it.
Mr. Graves: hhmm..
Ikkan: let's go home and see how warabie's holding up
Noji: we're almost done!
Warabie: how many eggs do these things lay? We've been doing this for hours
Noji: It's not even 7am yet... Look how many eggs you've collected? That's a lot. You're doing a good job considering this is your first time doing this
Warabie: there we're done! So can we go back to bed?
Noji: now we just need to replace all of the dirty hay and replace it with new hay which should take 45 minutes...
Warabie: UHHHHH
Noji: warabie.... This doesn't seem fun or worth it right now, but you'll soon realize that this work is actually really rewarding
Warabie:....pfft....yeah right
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Neta: *eating*.....*sigh*..........
[knock knock]
Neta: *eating*...hey baja... What brings you here?
Baja: My apartment's empty
Neta: ha! So is mine
Baja: I saw you at the food court and I was going to say something but you really didn't seem like yourself
Neta: hmmm...*eating*... You want some pizza?
Baja: ok...sooo how's everything going?
Neta: It's fine. My dad came to visit today
Baja: That's nice to have family over
Neta: *eating*........ Yeah......... he's dying heheh
Baja: uh...oh.....neta. ....neta I'm.... I'm really sorry
Neta: yeah cold water disease..... He found it on his arm. He didn't go to the doctor it got worse and started to spread and now it's in his ink sack and they can't do anything sooooo..... Yeah...*sniff*... that's great.......
Baja: do you want to talk about it? I mean I lost my father I don't know if have any good advice but I'm welcome to hear-
Neta: I don't even understand why I'm so upset. It is not like he was there for me or he was a good father or a good person. It's like.....like I shouldn't be this upset. I guess I'm just more angry and frustrated than upset because you could afford treatment now. Why didn't you get treatment like this isn't like my mom. ... She died of the same thing. We couldn't afford to go to the doctor... but now you can!! Why didn't you!!
Baja: well..
Neta: *crying* It's like why the fuck are you even coming to me now? *Sniff*. You had plenty of time to form a relationship with me and try to rekindle something but you didn't. *Crying*...now that you're dying you're going to try to do it? Why!!? So? If it doesn't work out you can just escape responsibility!!?....*crying*... I fucking hate him!!!... I don't want him to die................. not Anymore.....*crying*.....
Baja:...................
Neta: *crying*.......... I'm sorry I shouldn't have dumped that on you.........
Baja: oh it's ok.... I overshare a lot too
Neta:...... Hehehee.....*sigh*....*eating*....ugh........ This pizza is gross
Baja: yeah....hehehe.......... You want me to stay over?
Neta: what?
Baja: My apartment is super quiet like scary quiet. Can I sleep over maybe give you some company
Neta: ............................yeah....*sniff*.......yeah....*sniff*.....fuck it I'm going to order a real pizza..... Get some blankets, pillows............here pick a movie, any movie............. Take my old pajama pants.
Baja: alright a day just for us!
Neta: hell yeah!......... hello.....hi baby!!..... Are you having fun on the farm?..... yeah...... I'm fine sweetie......... yeah....*sigh*.... So how's ikkan and warabie.....HE FELL?!!! Hahahahahaha!!!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry that's not funny, that's not funny. Tell him I said sorry hehehehehehehe hahahaha!...ok...ok....oh alright bye sweetie.. Tell ikkan I said hi.. and I'll call him tonight
Mahi has been secretly filming the shows and sending them to @fish-at-fish-fish-resort and antho
Tonugi, Stefan and Pacifica are the cleanest mother fuckers at that music festival Everyone else is sweaty and stinky @conkreetmonkey
#This feels too long for nothing significant to happen#warabie and Shimis first day on the farm and they're doing terrible.#Cirrina is actually enjoying herself I might give her a love interest I don't know. she's wishy-washy when it comes to relationships#that moment when you think you're OC is actually improving and living the best life#but then you slap them with a dying parent to keep things spicy#Neta will never find true happiness as long as I'm alive#I don't know. he didn't like his dad to begin with so this couldn't be a W for him#Mizole number one boyfriend and number one asshole#tonugi you're doing a great job#spyke jump scare#do warabie's parents even like each other at this point#oshi is not giving a single fuck right now about her husband#neta loves annoying antho that's his favorite thing now#Mr Graves is a yellow tail damselfish#Baja is a good friend#Baja is getting a solo soon...ooooooo#I'm done rambling this has been in my drafts for a long time
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Teaching Soobin how to swim(fail)
Author kun/chan:So, According to my calculations Y/n our star will try to get soobin to swim since she's tired of soobin jumping on her when their in water-
IT'S WATER OK? IT MAKES YOU A BIT LIGHTER BUT SOOBIN- Soobin is 6ft tall then We have our 5ft tall Y/n. Read more to find out what chaos evolves!
Someone tell me what these things are called- ↓
"YAH CHOI SOOBIN GET OFF THAT UNICORN(floatie? U call it) OR ELSE I'LL PULL YOUR LEGS DOWN" Yeonjun yelled as if the whole area echoed his voice(get it? Bc bathroom's make noises extra loud-) "Don't you know how much money we spend to get that? Especially when that was for me :<" Huening kai said with calm yet sad tone
Y/n? Y/n was just relaxing until someone poured a bucket of water down to her "WHAT THE- HEY👹WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR BEOMGYU? "You said with- yk. Devilish killing voice ever slay-
"I'M SORRY OKAY? JUST TEACH YOUR CHILDISH BOYFRIEND TO SwIm! " Beomgyu told you as he puts down the bucket and points to soobin yelling at yeonjun for almost drowning him while being in the unicorn floatie too!
You sigh at beomgyu and head to the pool stairs where eventually you have to float(moas who can't float. I'm sorry-) You had to swim to soobin and tell yeonjun that you'll teach soobin how to swim. A while has past and it was now you and soobin alone, You looked at your phone realizing that it's now 11:23 PM. That explains your stomach and his grumbling.
"Soobin.. Soobin my darling, I'm afraid you can't learn how to swim nor do float. I'm sorry but I just can't get enough of my stomach rumbling! " You told him in a dramatic way like when school plays/shows are and the girls being extra dramatic- "No I'm sorry Y/n..Im sorry for wasting your time and I'm so sorry for not getting over my fear(or was it trauma?) I'm really sorry. " Soobin looked over the spot where you were sitting but you were gone so. He went back home and saw you eating. You probably walked alone by coldy winds and the minutes you had to take to go back home probably like 15-27 mins-
"So how's it going soobin hyung? Learn how to be a merman yet? " Taehyun teased him when back at the pool taehyun was just in the pool's corner spot. Like he was just floating there as if no one existed. "Oh shut it Taehyun. All you did was smile then went back floating! " soobin countered back at taehyun who was now Eating. "You know hyung? You should get a coach it'll maybe help?" Huening kai said while trying to enlighten the awkward atmosphere that past by when soobin told taehyun to shut up. You being jealous wasn't it really. Next day soobin got a coach. A female coach, she kept flirting with soobin when you were watching from the balcony when suddenly she grabs soobin's hand. You being you made you run down and go to them to stop miss coach there "HEY LADY HE'S MINE GO HOME BEFORE I BITE YOUR HAND" Well let's say. Soobin didn't learn how to swim but you made that woman go back home less than a second-
Author kun/chan:So. I know it's short but it's all I can feed Moas if I ever have a moa fan- fun fact I can't swim either- So This Y/n is pretty chaotic hm? Well in the fanfic 'You're *member name*?!'
In that fanfic I will reveal who Y/n is and why is she so chaotic
Clue to the member's name is that they have A in their names! Full name✌yeh The member has A in their full name. *smirks*
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The start of my day when from a nice walk to "ooh theres some smooth nuts on trees imma pick em ooh maybe I should collect them in me pocket haha theres so many oh what if I opened these nutshells but with ✨style!✨ yeh I'll-ow the shells are spiky-I'll place all my nuts on a table and take my uncracked nutshells and crack them while playing lol It'll be fun like I'm making a story like I used to as a kid!" to making up a...interesting story called The Nut Cult which was fucked up and overall poorly written improv but it did indeed make me feel young again.
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Randomly (and I seriously mean randomly) thought of an AU idea while I was at the store
Ninjago Café AU? I know it's been done before but, like, I'm thinking of including all the elemental masters (not sure about Krux and Acronix? But I'm hoping future me will have an answer)
I'm pretty sure I just thought it would be fun to imagine how they'd deal with Karens 'n' stuff (Maybe I should've made a funky McDonalds AU instead... oR I CAN COMBINE THEM! Yehhhh... yeh that's a good idea)
It'll be, like, another store owned by Skylor! Since she already owns the noodle house. It'd be like her business... expanded? And she (for some reason) accepted to the elemental masters helping her out
Uh I think that's it?
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OOH! So the bit where I'm talking about the McDonalds AU :)
Yehs, so, eheheh... they work in groups (groups change each week). Groups as in, like, who works at the Café and who works at the McDonalds. Every day the groups switch over to keep it (mostly) even, let's call them Group A and Group B.
The groups shuffle every week to form new groups
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Legit left this in drafts until I finished this trash
I literally took a photo of it from my book and coloured it in Ibis Paint x
There are so many mistakes that I can't be bothered to fix...
Like the lack of a cash register... and Tox's arms....
#Ninjago AU#Ninjago Café AU#I *almost* never tag 'Ninjago' to avoid having too much people actually s e e it#Scary lol#But anyone who does see this#hi#welcome#Ninjago MCD AU#I'm not even going to tag the characters bc the art is just that bad#quality jumped out the window#you can barely read the words aaa#believe me I tried to make it better lmao#Job AU
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happy sts, enchant!! [i'll get to your ask tonight btw!] what are some cool fun facts from any of your wips, that probably won't make into the story but you have anyways, that you'd like to share? have a nice weekend :D <33
happy sts, jai! thanks for dropping by and the question. ^-^
okay, facts from my wips? here's it go for three (not two, three rn) original stories. this was fun to think about, ahhhh.
blasted scorn originally started off as edeival's (forget the spelling, lmao) inferno. elthesa used to be the main protagonist then. . . then it got revamped later on. some original aspects won't make it to the story, so. . . yeh.
tdrc was supposed to include a marriage of convenience plot. as in, cassie was gonna fall in love with krispin during the marriage and stuff. then i dropped bc it's context didn't make sense anymore.
for loasti, idk what won't make it. i'm still figuring out on how to explore it. if i do finish it's first draft, there might be things yeeted out in it's second draft. just know it'll feature multicultural aspects from different asian countries. since tegan is indian and hwan is japanese-korean. ^-^
send me a storyteller saturday ask?
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✨ Oh I completely agree with your last para - I get the feeling Jack is trying to impress/isn't comfortable with being fully on his own yet? I had a friend at uni who used to sleep with a different random guy every week when in fact all she truly wanted was for someone to love her and fancy her. That behaviour often comes from a deep place of insecurity. And with these rugby boys being so close knit, they'll be hearing all sorts and thinking they should be doing the same things also. So I definitely think he might be overcompensating for something? *could be wrong*
Yeh this gen is certainly different 😳🤣 but then so is everyone I guess and everyone has different values? I don't doubt they'll have the shock of their life when they have kids though....remembering everything they got up to at that age....😅 [heck it'll be on the internet for their kids to see anyway] 🙈
See we never really know how others see us! So it's beyond crazy to me to hear you think of those things as flaws...! 💖 Positive thinking please Miss! ✨No more talking yourself down!
Oh god... Captain
I tried what you advised me and went back to embroidery (hehe do some craft it will be fun they said) I pulled one thread and just scratched one part of my face very badly with the needle. So bad I think I'm gonna have a mark permanently.
I was sad I messaged ex best friend.
I felt empty and started to either not eat or binge eat this full weekend.
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I think he definitely isn't linked to anyone currently even if I couldn't find who it was on the recording. otherwise, it is so rude to add a few girls in a row while being in arms of each others but eh I don't know the morals now and can be in an open relationship. Adds so many blondes ends up always with brown hair peeps <- the only rule I know applying to him. His sister is called a maneater and she (sorry) doesn't have the look to go with it so I guess it is family business to please and center of attention?
It is funny because I think you are closer in age to them than to me so it's kind of your gen , but I appreciate how we align on lots of things.
It makes me think I started to record stuffs from jack too late :( I am a bit sad about that but you are right a lot of stuffs aren't easy to delete from internet.
I will try to bring a notebook tomorrow to draw on it when I feel bad and to change impulse into sketching but not sure it will work we will see ...
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Fun fact tiem!!! Yes it is pokèmon trainers ultra but this is brainriot rn so yeh:
1. Pretty sure I said this before, but Carmen's father (Everett Mores) used to work for Ghetsis as a Team Plasma Grunt.
Everett was young when he joined however. He thought that he was saving pokèmon from abusive pokèmon trainers, and didn't find out about Ghetsis's true goal until it was too late...
But, hey! Everett saw the truth thanks to the at-the-time-champion Alder helping him out, and then moving back to Kanto when Carmen was like...three? Carmen never find out until when they met Ghetsis themself...
2. Manolito's mom is a spy/Assassin, and specifically works with Agent Looker
Although she had to quiet when she was pregnant, and didn't return due to her suffering from depression when her husband decided to take a long-ass trip thru time, Manolito's Mom got overly protective of him when it came to Team Galactic (she tried to kill Cyrus in some aus/scenarios, but it never worked)
Just don't fuck with Manolito, and you'll be fine:]
3. At one point, Yuzuki and his friends started a pop band
I mean- Yuzuki is very flamboyant and charming, and is very popular on social media (in-universe), and he doesn't share a desire to be a pokèmon champion, so he just sings with his pals
4. Archie has a nephew named Jack
Jack has been missing for a few years in Unova for a 'unknown reason', but now he's in the care of his uncle, Archie! Yay!!!
Jack hasn't seen Archie when he was six, and have no idea that Archie is the leader of Team Aqua, but...eh, it'll all work out~!
#random things from cookie#pokèmon#oc info#yeah this is just mostly pokèmon oc stuff but i love making this type of stuff so yeh
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https://crazyhorsememorial.org
This is where my brother is and Tommy have admitted it and he's showing it on this program which happened a while ago NCIS New orleans.
Zues Hera
We can't confirm he's there and she is as well and they were chasing him around and they were completely delusional and sick and Tommy f was running them around and running our son around and John remillard they're in hell the whole entire and it's these people the clones and him. God bless him for sticking in there there's some hell right there
It says he has us open them all the time everyday and it's not only a comfort and enjoy but it's a job they really needed one he says so we're laughing they're not really paying his wages will probably get around to it some point lol he's laughing a lot but not too much she's laughing a lot until he wanted to have money down there
Thor Freya
You don't need to have electric toy car for kids they can go places.
Hera
And it is a really really cool electric toy. It's a lot of fun watching and get work done but why was it hard cuz he's a skill and stuff. But these little toys kick butt okay have a little metal yeah it'll frames and stuff this is like real bikes almost 100% pretty much they are they just small real sturdy bicycle tire because it smoked it just has more spokes than they're stronger lk adult bike and it is a motorcycle and it's like a cruiser and there's also a sport bike. Now I'm just a little bit faster and he was like 25 miles an hour and the cruiser goes with 20 or 22 and it's decent they said what point these kids are having a lot of fun the zooming around they go pretty fast and they have helmets and gloves and leathers with stuff in them so if they wipe out there okay and they do take them to the clubhouse they want the vehicles and we're making them now they're all electric so they can ride them on the street and they're all 20 watts and that's a four-wheel ones and you have four wheelers too they're good for off-road driving. They put a really nice system in for the electrical and think about 30 miles off road and on trails and their parents are ecstatic and we're trying to get the box version but he wants to have the small ones yes of course you don't even need it for them but it's true the electric you just laid out but you said like 80cc 125 250 and 450 electric box the whole family can put them in there and basically the Enduro is like a 450 and so it would be going backwards but you can race these we make a racing version that doesn't collapse it's stronger and a bit faster and handles a bit better and boy what a great idea to do that too and for the boxing and we have sold a whole bunch of the big one and they do exactly what our son said they take it out in a box and they ride they put it back in the box and they have them in there have two people do it and they said boy that's a lot easier you look there's like five bikes in a row and I have to mark them so you know it's a lot of fun oh boy it is so much fun so many bikes out there it's crazy and we have work to do I'm going to start selling these and marketing them he says I want to do that cuz I ride dirt bikes and I can drive a car around that's one of my favorite my favorite job Justin ken in a couple more people to ride the dirt bikes every ride and put my gear on and they're really fast in the dirt racing quality racing speed and we're going to go ahead with it and try and get that going
Thor Freya
I hope so that sounds like fun
Hera
Mm yeh
Olympus
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I'm drawing these idiots
You know how Puppycat can be picked up as a blaster cannon of sorts? Yeah well-
Also I'm having trouble with his ridiculous cape jk it's a fabulous cape
Edit: added a pic
#Fellas I think it's been AGES since last time I was this invested in a mlw ship like damn#At least with this much passion#I got a bunch of other sketches that were made in the spawn of the last week#Less than that even#Bee and Puppycat#Spoilers#Lazy In Space#Space Outlaw#I'll finish this AT LEAST in traditional I promise#And only half-heartedly promise to remake it in digital sometime after that... Yeh#Digital art is fun but it gets on my nerves after a while#EDIT: added the latest pic#I don't even know if it'll show up in the og post once it's been reblogged but eh#Mistakes will have been made#caguaydraws
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I just had a major memory flashback and scrambled to confirm it wasnt some childhood delusion and it indeed wasnt(AND INFACT IS ACTUALLY CURRENTLY UPDATING??? LIKE WOAH)
And maybe this was a very niche part of old youtube?? Idk
Does anyone else know about/remember the youtube series by Stickfreeks called Fairy Foxes??? Like, the first episode is from 12 years ago. Holy heck?? And I've been in the loop since episode 6 came out i think, checkin in every few months that i remembered it for a new episode, and oh my gosh??
Fairly sure this series was the whole reason my 8 y/o self decided I was gonna be an animator and goddamn still stands as a dream hobby of mine aaaaaa I srsly go recommend it if your into animated stories and years of progress stuff bc just. Watching the quality of the episodes progress and advance over the years is just so fckng cool oh my goshhh
#ive got another series to re-binge#fairy foxes#luka rambles#just#remembering this series reminds me why i wanted to be an animator so badly as a kid- though now i find it'll likely be a hobby and not a job#not that i mind so long as i have control over what i get to animate??#but gosh my goal one day is to animate a lil series like that for fun!!#it has been for years!!!#its also been a big drive in my artistic career?? so yeh
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I didn’t realize the “To My S/I” event was in full swing....and that. We got trending... Wild.
Well, the risk of other, non-shippers seeing my self-ship nonsense hasn’t stopped me before! So while I do have work today, I’ll start writing as much letters as I heckin’ please.... Which will likely be a lot more than I’m capable of, because my interests have been like a tire swing recently. (Goes all over the place and knocks people over.)
My current plans [for letters] definitely include:
N Harmonia
Wrench
Mollymauk + Stellar
[one or two of the new F/Os....who are slashers, ahaha oof]
Kylo Ren
few of my BLands F/Os (thinking....maybe HJack, Maya/Krieg, and Timtam?)
But who knows how many more. I guess....whoever inspires me! Whoever I feel really needs a letter from me!! Which is a LOT of my F/Os, but I’m only human, so--
Hhhh, I’m just repeating myself, now.
Anyways, expect those later today! I’ll try to set up a post after....say, five letters, to keep track of who I’m writing for. Make it easier for the people wanting to send out letters, y’know? ^ w ^
And if there’s a specific someone you want me to write for so you can respond... Just send an ask! No need to be shy!! I’ll happily get that character’s letter done FIRST before the rest! Just so you have content to go off of~
...A’ight, I’ve said my bit. Later nerds~! Love ya and hope you’re all doing okay!
#to my s/i#to my s/i: special edition#Aki speaks#but yeh seriously#if there's someone YOU want to write for#but I haven't done their letter yet#or thought about doing it#hmu and I'll write it ASAP#it'll be fun for the both of us!!
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Hello raccoobos!!
I’m still trying to catch up with many PMs, and still some asks (and adding tags to some artworks, I swear I haven’t forgotten <’3), but I’ve been either busy or tired ahahah ;w;
But I do am getting to it. I’m not ignoring anyone, and I hope you know that. <3
I’m not going to be home on most if not all of tomorrow friday (today as this post reblogs itself), but I’ll be reading you, and trying to catch up, promise <3
Hope you’re having a most fantastic day or night!!! :3
#coontalks#i just want to reply to everyoen as you deserve ;A;#you all are so kind to me#i don't know how to thank you all for how nice you treat me always#but yeh. Not home tomorrow#raccoonie is off...sort of...celebrating aksljdaldkgjdajg :3#it's the first year my family decides to do something other than going for dinner outside#so while i was planning to do something with my buddies i don't complain#there are many things where my family and i clash mostly in ideologies but they support me wholeheartedly and i love them#so it'll be a nice evening i hope <3#still gotta go to school in the morning but hey! It's national history so i'll have fun <3#i'd have skipped it if it had been chemistry or physics just as a gift to myself lol#not gonna spend my 11th bored or hyper stressed no bro#january 11 only happens once a year aND OKAY I WAS TRYING TO NTO SAY IT BUT I'M EXCITED BECAUSE IT ME IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAA#*eXPLODEs*#*FORCES SELF TO PRESS THAT POST BUTTON BEFORE REGRETTING IT BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING SELFISH ABOUT TELLING OTHERS WHEN#YOUR BIRTHDAY IS EVEN THOUGH IT MAY FEEL LIKE THAT JUST PRESS THE BUTTON COONIE ALKSJDADKGJDA*
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