Need to sit on someone’s bulge and feel it get hard

the only romance i’m interested in is necromancy !!!!

Bite my lip while we’re making out I want us both to taste the blood

Melting Rouge Soul

OH also can we talk about the sleeveless cloak Obi-Wan was wearing?

I LOVED IT

how has it been 4/20 this whole day and i just now noticed

fuck nfts

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

[Doesn't apply to Harry Potter fans, no hot chocolate for you. JKR is an irredeemable bigot]

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

carpenter's boy

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

rejoice! wolfwood's big naturals be upon ye!!