i blacked out for a bit and woke up to this

(background designed by fandomless_teal on twitter! i couldn’t have made that much background lmao they’re a godsend)

time to process that by writing with my qbagi hc of her being a creature sort of akin to a nature spirit;

When Empanada died, the entire air around the spawn changed. It grew cold, as if it were the middle of winter despite this being an eternally tropical island. No one could feel the change with the adrenaline of the fight and the rage heating their bodies, but it was there. With all of Bagis's anger, the wind followed her movements, pushing the swings of her scythe with 2 times the force. The rain that followed, while not caused by Bagis wrath, seemed to pelt down much harsher than usual - as if a major storm had rolled in, though it was a regular downpour. Nature abided by her rage, and when all was over, everything was more quiet then ever before. None of the usual songbirds. Not even the bugs or the wind. It was still. They were both grieving.

"ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴜꜱ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ, ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴏᴏʀ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ʙᴇɢɢɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ, ᴍᴏʀᴇ"

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AU where everything is the same except Alastor and Lucifer are buddies

"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

This is neat! I like the new style of the game <3

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my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.

absolutely delicious flavour of edizzy is where theyre Actually Married but neither of them know it, while also being acutely aware of everything-

they celebrated 25 years of their matelotage. they are having sex on the regular. both of them think the other thinks their contract is purely for financial reasons and the sex is just fun + convenience.

if your requests are open you should draw trickster. holding the door slightly open for someone. possibly cody

even if they were closed id open them for trickster holding the door slightly open

true love is when you get to be a little bit silly together

reading this article about how climate change denialism is a way to express a hypermasculine anxiety to protect the continued western usage of fossil fuels, a “petro-masculinity” tied to the violent act of burning oil and gas as an expression of USAmerican sovereignty

ok posting it here bc im not sure if its going to stay in the doodle page

can someone tell me why im being abnormal about a character i've barely touched the content of. like yay yippie i watched like 20 hours of you. there's fucking 80 years of content get me OUT OF HERE?

3 reasons to watch the Fallout TV show:

1. He wiped it on the curtains

2. The heart wrenching loss, guilt, grief, and change that each individual character must face and go through in unique ways that highlight their ways of coping through the wasteland, where trust is worth more than gold, and anybody you know could sell you out for half a cap

3. Will you make my dick explode

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I don't know

The Fnaf brainrot is still strong, but I've also been thinking about Cars a lot. And I did kinda wonder what the cars version of Fnaf characters would be like, starting with this bastard.

I think this is also my first time drawing rust on a car, so at least I tried something new(?)

Spring is based on a Volkswagen Golf from the 70's. I was looking up cars named after animals, and somehow Volkswagen Golf's are named around rabbits....somehow.

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