Luv that thing where fic writers give everyone trauma that mixes with their aspects. Like John/June being constantly aware of evry1s breathing n thinkin they feel Dad breathing or Dave being aware of time constantly n still keeping count of when the last time Bro left the apartment, Jade being aware of the space around her n feeling like she's shrinking in an open space or growing in a closed space, Rose being aware of sharp unnecessary moments ahead n having a sort of nonchalant stress over it (like it could be nothing like it always is but also it could be horrible)

Gamzee feeling the negative energy radiating off of people. 🤔

Gamzee's honk📯is a vocal stim an u cant convince me otherwise🤡

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YESSS!!!

FUCK YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

Dad Egbert going over all the notes he left for June w/ whiteout to change 'son' to 'daughter' an 'man' to 'woman'😊

😎Dave ironically indulging in Gamzee's clown antics❌🎨Not by paintin his face or anything like that but he starts wearing a little clown nose🔴an sayin "honk honk😐" at the end of some of his sentences, calling himself "Shaggy 2 Cape" an quoting ICP lyrics😏yknow, as a joke

Evry1 else thinks its kinda funny😌maybe evn stupid an a lil annoying when he makes dumb puns🙄but evrytime Gamzee sees it he squeals and claps👏😄calling Dave his "brother from another mother" an swapin 🔥🔥sick fires🔥🔥 w/ eachother until its not ironic anymore an Gamzee and Dave r like, srysly bros now🥺like actual bros, homies, family if you will😉

The distant friend to juggalo pipeline is wild🤡

I love Gamzee being way more present n it scares the shit out of his friends.😯Like he comes down from his sopor high n is nursing a migraine while all this drama is happening around him

The weird looks🤨he gets when someoen tries to talk to him n he waves them off saying that he's not in the mood and doesnt have the energy for talking rn, getting snappy n irritated.

Eridan ranting abt how they should all just give up and join Jack🐺and Gamzee's like "Motherfucker- If you really wanna get yo wicked on and kill all your homies, how about you do me a fucking favor and start with me? Can't stand this shit."💀

Karkat screaming nearby about all the junk people leave on the floor n Gamzee's getting a headache like💢😠 "Ay man, would you kindly do a brother a favor and SHUT IT THE FUCK UP? DAMN. Got a brother's pan RINGING. How the fuck you JUST woke up and already poppin off at the mouth with that motherfucking RACKET. Killin my head man, killin me. Shit..." 😒

and then he just storms off to a quieter part of the meteor with evry1 vry confused n concerned like😬

Seek The Highblood is just Equius walking in on Gamzee fully clothed in the shower running cold water🚿 trying not to vomit🤢Evry1 slowly becoming more n more concerned with the clown who seems to be fucking dying🙁Sollux giving tips on how to better deal with intense migraines, Equius n Nepeta demanding that he lay down and drink some water 🥤. Can barely keep down solid foods after living on a diet of slime, soda and chips.

🤡Gamzee using level 💯 chivalry n manners around Rose, Jade, or Kanaya 👩 around most of the gurls its all "Yes ma'am, excuse me, may I?" and trying not to swear or lean on anything but the second 🕒 he sees June 🤓 his posture drops n he gets all excited👉👈☺️ swearing an cuddling her, leaning over her while mumbling compliments in her ear 🗣👂then he sees Terezi or Roxy n gives em a 🤜💥🤛 fistbump

😂 its obvious who his fav is

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Jade⚛️and Eridan♒ is a strange ship😐but I do enjoy the idea of two gun nuts of varying expertise nerding out and learning different things🤔💭(probly humanstuck)

Jade is an expert in early 17th n 19th century weaponry, Eridan is more of a late 90s to strange futuristic sci-fi weapons like lazers and plasma cartages n both of them are taught vry differently😌Jade being in awe at the futuristic tech and jus the modern gun from like 1984 or somethin🤩Eridan taking notes on how guns in WW1 operated n nerding out over the ancient blunderbuss her grandpa had😊

Also👇

Both of them out on Jade's property 1 day showing off each of their grandpa's guns to eachother n she just straight up points a loaded K98 at with her fuckin finger on the trigger😨🔫jus casually while talking n he reasonably chews her the fuck out🤬 like "Wwhat the fuck is wwrong wwith you?"

Screaming his head off at her n she's so confused🤨like "isnt that what youre supposed to do? keep your finger on the trigger at all times?" and she still waving it around while she talks😱like girl if you dont put that fucking thing down!!!😰

Eridan teaching her basic shit like how to clear a rifle, avoid negligent discharges, n how NOT to accidentally shoot some1😠like "There's a 7.82mm shaped scar on my leg for this exact fuckin reason!" n he's trying not to be like MAD mad😡but still teacher her how important basic safety is...

They make up and get ice cream🤗

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June taking of selfie of her holding a fork🍴with a sleeping Gamzee behind her and the text "✨Girl Food✨"

So yeah🤔

A giant fuckin clown, 7 or 8 ft tall n built like an old school flatscreen tv, built like an industrial fridge, built like Tonka.🚚👐BIG. n then💁‍♂️a lil guy. 5 or 4 ft, built like an pocket radio, like a desktop mini fridge, like a lego car. 🚗👌smol.

And they fuckin🕙🛌💥🕝hard for hours!😭Big guy is so big you cant even see the lil guy undr him n they sound like fuckin wild animals in there, growlin n snarlin😤All you can tell is that hes slammin into somethin HARD. 😰 n it sounds dangerous, like some1 might get hurt😳Sounds that might be the bed squeakin could also be the sound of the tiny clown under him wheezing n squealin, gasping out a name.😩 But Big guy on top sounds lik hes bein straight 🔥tortured🔥. Whinin n beggin🥺whimperin🥺abt how close he is n how much he luvs him🥴

Fuck, size kink go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr🤪

Ive been reading alot of June Egbert transition fics lately an Im disappointed none of em include "brosis" Gamzee, or Gamzee in general. I guess Ill have to fix that too.

No, no. Dont get up. Rly I insist.😒

yeah

*Slams fist onto table*

😠Deep voice June /w a ponytail n stubble😠

*Slams fists onto table*

😡Gamzee /w tits, arms covered in friendship bracelets!!😡

*Slams face onto table*

🤬Jade /w dreads!!!🤬

Killer Klownz From Outer Space, like the entire movie but the only difference is that everyone in Crescent Cove is a massive clownfucker.