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Servants talking about their wives

guda: -about to hit ‘post’-

xiang yu, tenderly putting his hand on gudas hand: master, you must not. i have foreseen the outcome of this. you post cringe and everyone beats your ass in the comments. please, take care in the future what you share online

Actually I changed my mind. One time the knights of the round table get smashed fucking drunk because real medieval lads know how to parteeey, and ofc the discussion eventually turns to "so who would u smash" because they're the thots of the round table for a reason, and after a while of lancelot and tristan talking about the joys of cuckholdery the lads turn to Bedivere to ask who he'd like to get it on with in Chaldea. They expect Bedivere to dodge the question or maybe give a very vanilla answer, but Bedivere, being drunk off his ass for the first time in like a century, immediately and wholeheartedly replies "Xiang Yu."

When faced with consternation he explains that he's three hundred years old my guys even if he wasn't really on the market during that time he did have a few adventures here and there he's seen most of what sex has to offer he's kinda over it, if you want him to be interested you have to offer him something he's truly never experienced before, and giant mecha centaur certainly qualifies. After thirty minutes of graphic prose on how Bedivere may not be a dragonslayer but he's certainly a dragonlayer Mordred finally reaches their cringe threshold and heads out to get Yu Meiren, figuring that she'll put an end to this one way or another, probably violently, which is great, Mordred loves violence.

Unfortunately, Yu Meiren happens to kinda like Bedivere, and wanting to fuck Xiang Yu is a #1 symbol of Having Good Tastes in her opinion so while it does put an end to Bedivere Oversharing Hour she does it by dragging him into her & Xiang Yu's bedroom and the ensuing wrestling is a private affair.

This is the one and only time peepaw and Yu Meiren got it on. Neither party is interested in a do-over but they had a nice time it was fun.

Bracket D, Round 1 (Match 3)

So, the end of this story is "Long time no see my concubine(覇王逢姬)".

(Continuing from the previous picture.)

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Get you a man like Xiang Yu, who will bury themselves on a deserted island just so you can experience digging up pirate treasure.

ON the Right we have one of the four lords who ruled Galilee and Perea, A crazy girl who falls in love and kisses with blood on her lips, the Berserker: Salome

ON the Left we have a warlord of the Qin Dynasty, the six-armed-centaur of the Synchronized Intellect Nation, Paisen's quirked up boytoy, The Mechanical Berserker: Xiang Yu

Xiaoyu Meng photographed by Xiang Yu Liu for Purple Magazine No. 37

Husband and wife.

Oryou and Yu get into a fight over who has a better husband. Xiang Yu and Ryouma try desperately to stop em

Oh hoh o!