UK 1985

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Let's get some sleepover vibes in here 🗡

🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that?

With novel editing I don't actually hate it as much as I expected to, so like? Maybe a 6 on the enjoyment scale? It's usually a mix of "wow this isn't actually terrible" and then, when I find stuff I do want to change, I view it as a good sign that I can recognise what should be improved, and how I can improve it.

With fic that plummets down to like a 2, though, I don't spend as much time editing as I really should bc then I'll end up talking myself out of posting it 🤡

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

"Accidentally".

@xargon 100% no doubt about it, but also you, @bumblingbriars and @trenko-heart -- a lot of this was gut instinct, but Harold specifically is just absolutely the sort of person you contact in that situation. I recognise now that it sounds like I'm speaking from experience, and I won't be discussing the matter further xoxo

Thank you!! 💜

How I turned a skirt into a hooded cape!

thanks to @xargon for the photos.

Tagged by @depyotee to make Bart in this picrew. Thanks!

I tag @xargon @arduyn @zevvin @vasiktomis @fivemanwaltz and anybody else who wants to do it!

Tagged by @bemadewell - thanks! :) Haven't done one of these in ages!

+Last song: (I'm listening to my "current" playlist on Spotify right now, but) Turn Me On "Mr Deadman" by The Union Underground. It sounds very of its time - early 2000s rock - and I love it!

+Last movie: City of Ember. I just wanted something easy that I'd seen before and didn't have to pay attention to. I love its steampunk vibes. Last new movie was Everything Everywhere All At Once, which was phenomenal and gorgeous. Need to watch it again.

+Currently watching: Baseball. I've just gotten into it this year. Supporting the Red Sox (so naturally they're having a dreadful start to the season) since I've been to Fenway before. I keep abandoning every TV show I start watching, no matter how much I'm enjoying it, which is becoming very frustrating. I did actually finish Our Flag Means Death though, and that was fantastic!

+Currently reading: The Bands of Mourning by Brandon Sanderson, last novel in the second Mistborn trilogy and it's so so good! Although I feel like I need to go back and reread the first Mistborn trilogy because I've apparently forgotten all the characters and events, and they're brought up fairly frequently.

Tag 9 people you want to know better: @halfincubus @pebblethief @raiiiiiiiiiiiin @xargon @theotherside-oftherain @lpanne @captainchilly @gay-jonah-jameson @asleepyintrovert

Game night

Xargon 3 screwed me over last week. Let’s beat it tonight.

https://www.twitch.tv/combine_kegan

[Review] Jill of the Jungle / Onesimus / Vinyl Goddess from Mars / Xargon (DOS)

I never played much DOS shareware but it’s still oddly nostalgic! Also, Jill is just a good game.

I’ve played all these on a stream before but when my pal Lifeforce picked Jill for the monthly retro game club, I relished the chance to try it again and play the related games more thoroughly. Jill may seem basic now but it’s well designed, varied, and has a ton of charm.

Hearing the digitised voice call out “YEAH” when you pick up a key, so cheesy. Transforming into a fish, a frog, or a metal-as-heck fiery bird, very cool. Navigating the caverns, wilderness, or castles, it’s good clean fun. Jill is a classic of its time, a bit experimental (each of the three episodes has a different approach to the hub between levels), and full of silly self-promotion for Tim Sweeney and Epic MegaGames, as they were called long before Gears of War and Fortnite.

As part of exploring the larger Jill universe, I then played Onesimus: A Quest for Freedom. Built on the Jill engine, I figured I was in for more Jill-style action; in fact, all of its levels are recycled from the three Jill episodes (apart from I think the intro, and the Jill 3-style top-down map screen). In all it’s more levels than any individual Jill episode, but in an effort to keep things more realistic they’ve cut the transformations and changed some of the enemies. For example, instead of a demon you’re now sometimes accosted by a shirtless bandit... although he still flies and shoots fireballs. There’s also still an “ice palace” level. It’s supposed to be an adaptation of the story of an escaped slave as told in the Bible’s book of Philemon, and there’s lots of text popups taken from the book, but they don’t really relate to the action. It’s at least got the novelty of being one of the rare Christian/Bible games that are actually good, but it’s not worth playing over Jill itself.

Six Pound Sledge Studios at one point pitched Epic on a sequel to Jill. Epic passed on it, but SPSS finished the game anyway and released it with a new skin. Vinyl Goddess from Mars (the title a play on the unrelated adventure game Leather Goddesses of Phobos) has a schlocky sci-fi theme, complete with a heavier focus on the exploitation aspect of its heroine (not that Jill was entirely innocent of this). I judge it as a decent follow-up to Jill, expanding on its weapon and keyhunt concepts while pouring on more combat, secrets, and collectibles. It’s a fun, action-packed take compared to Jill’s slightly more deliberate style, although the level designs are a bit too sprawling and it pushes the system a little far at times as the abundance of sprites cause slowdown. It’s got top-down map segments but like in Jill 3 itself they don’t add much to the experience, and there’s no transformations at all. Still, I had a good time but wouldn’t dream of setting the game any higher than Easy mode.

I finished up by trying Xargon (out of release order, oops). It was Epic’s own follow-up to Jill, albeit without Tim Sweeney. It’s very similar in structure to Jill (especially 3, as again there’s a top-down map) but with a bunch of new systems bolted on: weapon upgrades that make your default feel weak, a shop that unbalances the game design, and a greater focus on story that’s pretty unremarkable. The sci-fi/fantasy setting is fun... but it’s just not the classic Jill was. There’s a lot more clumsy combat, Malvineous Havershim despite having a cool name is a boring protagonist, and the more open level designs demand so much backtracking and aimless wandering for keys. The graphics are more detailed and colourful but this comes at a heavy cost, as the slowdown is even worse than Vinyl, and its sluggishness really hurts the playability. After the game unfortunately locked up for some reason near the end of the second episode (of three, as seems to be common shareware practice) I decided I’d rather not return to my earlier save point, and dropped it there.

What this experience taught me is that extra bells and whistles are no substitute for good game design. Jill’s simplicity is its strength, and even within its limitations there was lots of room for iteration and experimentation to give you variety in gameplay. The attempts to follow it up in Vinyl and Xargon add a lot of “stuff” but end up feeling blander because you’re more often doing the same thing, and they go too far causing technical drawbacks to performance. This was a very instructive comparison to me, and for that reason they’re all worth trying out at least, but Jill is the keeper here (not that the other games shouldn’t be preserved, of course they should).

Thank you so much for your service in the twitter mines bringing us bad takes

its not much but its honest work 

Arcade flyer for Kit Arcade

#dosmonth continues !!!! We are almost done but not even halfway through the DOS madness !!! Let’s do it ! Check out this set of glorious gems ! Thank you for visiting and please be sure to check us out on Facebook , Instagram, tumblr, twitch and of course at www.retrogaminglife.com ! Find us with the key word retro gaming life ! #retrogaminglife #gameon #retro #videogames #nerd #geek #gaming #retrogaming #gamerguy #retrogamer #famicomfreak #videogaming #retrocollectors #retrocollective #retrendogames #retro4everything #retrocommunity #retrogame_feature #gateworld #picklewars #worldquest #happylandadventures #xargon #xatax #maniacmansion #artura

Throwback to 2018 to get us in the mood for Spooky Season. photo by @xargon

I love this screen layout and intend to “pay tribute to it” (shamelessly rip it off) in some ill-defined future project of my own.

Also apparently I have these foil helium balloons that need to be destroyed. Debating whether of not it would be funny to use them while I raid lead tonight. After a mere 5 seconds of thinking hard I've decided: "Hell yessss!"

(Vars or Silver if you read this pretend to be surprised, then again you might actually be surprised by how stupidly high my voice goes)

前幾天去關懷失智老人... #xargon