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drwcn · 3 years

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follow up to [post] exploring the crack au if lwj was a girl

〒▽〒 ps im not trying to erase canon lwj representation, not at all, wangxian is mm in all my other fics, this is just stupid fun

in a ceteris paribus situation aka all other things staying equal:

1) Lan Wangji 100% still has a resting bitch face, which probably would get her a couple of “Lan-er-guniang 美若天仙 (beautiful as an immortal/goddess) but would benefit from smiling more” comments but nobody is that desperate to die yet so, she’s spared. But damn... imagine the sheer number of thirsty boys who’d try to secure a marriage with LWJ. None of them is good enough for Wangji as far as Lan Xichen is concerned. Okay - maybe in Lan Xichen’s opinion, Nie Mingjue is good enough, but he couldn’t be less interested. I see her as I see Huaisang, Xichen please.

2) Everything interaction between Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian in Wei Wuxian’s first life is now 500% more scandalous.

Exhibit A) Their first meeting at the gates; Jiang Cheng immediately felt his spidey senses tingling. —“You’d sooner have immortals flying out of your ass than get with someone like her. The second jade of Gusu? The pearl in old man Lan’s eyes? C’mon.” —“Shut up, A-Cheng.” —“Uh-huh.” —“Also, she’s not that pretty. Her brother Zewu-jun is much better. There’s a reason he’s ranked first.” WWX is still a disaster bi. — “LMAO, you? Zewu-jun? Please.”

Exhibit B) Just because LWJ is a girl does not mean WWX grew more brain cells.

WWX, straight up to Lan Qiren’s face, “Lan-meimei and I - we’re zhiji.” (he means it like we’re kindred spirits, peas of a pod, etc) LWJ: *does not deny* Lan Xichen: ⚆_⚆ Lan Qiren: ಠ╭╮ಠ

Exhibit C) Lan Wangji getting drunk the first time. Wei Wuxian knew he crossed a line the minute he invited Lan-er-guniang for a drink. Really, WWX, even for you, this is inappropriate. When Lan Wangji fell face first onto the table, Wei Wuxian knew, he fucked up. “Hey....hey...Lan....Lan...-er-guniang,” He poked her. “Don’t...don’t sleep here! You can’t sleep here! If your Uncle finds out or if Jiang-shushu finds out...they’ll skin me alive and then...and then they’ll make me marry you! I don’t want to marry you; you don’t talk and I’m too young!”

WWX, being a dipshit, “Hey Lan Zhan, call me Wei-gege.” LWJ, drunk as fuck, “Wei..gege.” WWX *((( heart )))* ???

Exhibit D) The Cold Pond. Okay, so I don’t think Zewu-jun would sabotage his sister’s virtue by sending a stupid teenage boy her way while she’s bathing, but doesn’t mean Su She is above all that. Wei “I didn’t see anything I swear!” Wuxian. Lan “I will gouge out your eyes.” Wangji. Somehow they still end up in the cave. Maybe WWX got in the water after LWJ got out and got sucked into the vortex and LWJ heard the commotion, turned around, saw WWX had disappeared. “Wei Ying?!” A panicked LWJ jumps back into the pond, “Stop fooling around, come out!”

Jiang Cheng and Wen Qing 👀👀 when LWJ and WWX fall out of the cave together. Also the fact that Lan-er-guniang and Wei-gongzi went missing, together, for two days. Who knows what could’ve happened. I mean anything really. I mean... that’s gotta stir the pot a little were it not for the Yin Iron stealing everyone’s attention away from this bit of juicy scandal.

Oh the whole story... so much to work with, so little time.

3) Because Lan Wangji is a girl, now suddenly there’s a high ranking member of the Lan Clan who can host the girls at Cloud Recesses. I mean, Mianmian, Jiang Yanli, Wen Qing, Lan Wangji - SISTERLY FRIENDSHIP. Other than Mianmian, none of the girls are really talkers which suits Lan Wangji perfectly. Even Mianmian’s chatter is endearing.

4) Lan Wangji is absolutely still a powerhouse during the Sunshot Campaign. The inherent aesthetics of fem!lwj telling the Wen goons to “kneel” - no one will deprive me of this. Also she will still cut off your arm if you cross her - Xue Yang and Jin Guangyao ya better watch out still.

I am TORN between two options: Lan Wangji tol and kickass or Lan Wangji smol and kickass. On one hand, the aesthetics of willowy elf-like LWJ, on the other hand, 5′2′’ of whoop ass who can and will throw an unconscious wwx over her shoulder firewoman-style and toll him to safety.

And amongst other things:

A) Lan Wangji still becomes Chief Cultivator, because excuse me who else is left to clean up this mess? Jiang “Short-fuse” Wanyin? Nie “I won’t do what I’m not intended to do” Huaisang? Jin “13 year-old” Ling? Or Sect Leader Yao? Technically, being a woman means that she was never Lan Xichen’s heir, but at the end of it, it’s not like Gusu Lan is left with a lot of choices. Just the poetic justice of Gusu Lan pleading for Lan Wangji to come back when she fully intends to 隐居山野 (retreat into the mountains) with the resurrected WWX.

Lan Wangji being Chief Cultivator would echo Lan Yi’s tenure and rectify the fact that Gusu Lan’s only female head of family “failed”. Lan Yi had to face a mountain of prejudice because she was woman; someone has to say “up yours” to that. A woman as not only the sect master of Gusu Lan but the Chief Cultivator? Love that for Gusu Lans. (⌐■_■) ☞ ☞

B) Because of ~ sexism ~ I wonder if Lan Wangji would get titled “Hanguang” at all even after the Sunshot Campaign. Even Lan Yi, the SL Lan of her time didn’t have a title. Chances are LWJ won’t either. (Note: Violet Spider is not a title, it’s a moniker). So — say after the way Lan Wangji is still just “Lan-er-guniang”, and she does not obtain the title “Han Guang” until after she leaves Cloud Recesses and become rogue. (srsly how did they come up with these titles in canon, did gusu lan just look at 21 year old lwj and be like yah he’s lord light bearer *cue trevor noah stand up joke* why do you call yourself “great” britain? isn’t that a bit presumptuous? shouldn’t you go around doing good things and then let other people come to the conclusion: oh britain look how great you are? same logic with lwj.)

Lan Wangji, a Jade of Gusu or a nameless rogue, still goes where trouble is, helping those who need it. After laying low for a year or two to heal, Lan Wangji began night hunting. Donned neck to ankle in white silk and tulle, and a weimao (wide brimmed veil hat) obscuring her face, she became known to the people as Hanguang Sanren, the lightbearing wanderer. Gusu’s highest power probably has some idea who she is - or at least they can guess - but the vast majority of people don’t.

C) Lan Sizhui raised by rogue Lan Wangji as his mum would be different. Still cultured, respectful, but definitely with an air of keeping others at arm’s length.

For instance, grown-up Sizhui running interference and saving a cohort of gentry disciples on joint hunts.

Jingyi: 这人谁呀？Who is this guy? Zizhen: 多谢兄台搭救之恩，小可看您眼生，敢问兄台尊姓大名，何门何派，改日当登门拜访. Many thanks for saving us. I don’t believe we’ve met, pray tell what is your name and sect, so we may visit at a later time to thank you for tonight. Sizhui: 在下无门无姓，单名思追。举手之劳不足挂齿，怎敢劳烦各位名门子弟答谢。My name is Sizhui, belonging to no family and to no sect. As for tonight - I only did what anyone would; it bears no mentioning and requires no thanks. Jin Ling: 你这人，看你工力不凡，想和你交个朋友，可你怎么遮遮掩掩的。Hey you, we see you’re a talented cultivator and want to make your acquaintance. Why are you so dodge-y? Zizhen：金陵 — Jing Ling - Sizhui: 若是有缘，还会相见。告辞。If it’s fated, we will meet again. Farewell.

Later: Jingyi: 思。追。思追谁？Si. Zhui. To recollect and long for whom? Sizhui: 母亲的一位故人. Someone from Mother’s past. Jingyi: 你父亲？...Your father? Sizhui: 我不知。I don’t know.

I thought about how cute it would be if sizhui and jin ling knew each other but guys...Jiang Cheng literally thinks he killed Sizhui’s biological father. Like he literally thinks he orphaned Sizhui before Sizhui is even born. And Lan Wangji would never accept anything from Jiang Wanyin, not that it would stop Jiang Wanyin from trying.

A package of books here, a new robe for Sizhui there. Lan Wangji doesn’t know how Jiang Cheng keeps finding her. She and Sizhui are nomadic.

D) The inevitable conversation after wwx is revived.

You know what would be funnier than Jiang Cheng thinking Sizhui is a wangxian baby is if Lan Qiren thinks Sizhui is a wangxian baby.

#cql #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #lmao what is this #cql ficlet #corie fics #lwj fic #f!lwj

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guqin-and-flute · 4 years

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I'm a fan of the peony to lotus verse and nothing tickles me more than the thought of A-Yao now having two explosive little brats for brother in laws but just knowing that he do like them very much. Imagine he'd be weighing the half siblings at Jin vs these rascals and find himself very lucky, really. I love the one you just posted with wwx- I like that wwx is slowly treating a-yao like a jiang sibling with the whining and cat behaviour. One day he'll pull the XianXian is three line on A-Yao 😆

Ahhh, thank you so much! Oh my GOD, for real, like, he can deal with emotional immaturity all day long because it doesn’t have this implied rejection and shame attached to it like it did back at the Jin’s. Sure, Jiang Cheng might snap at him, but he’s smart enough to see what’s at the root of that feeling and it certainly isn’t disgust for him.

To me, I can just see Wuxian doing his normal Wuxian things and just see oh, this guy puts up with a whole hell of a lot >:) And just seeing what he can do to him; throwing his arm around his shoulders, flicking seeds at him, sprawling on his feet and A-Yao is just 😊 And so! Why not? Who’s stopping him? Certainly not Jin Guangyao!

OH can you just SEE it, though? WWX: I can’t do that, I’m three.” JGY: ...You’re three? WWX: Ya. Unfortunately, Xianxian is three and isn’t allowed to go to the Cultivation Conference. He’d find it too boring and cause trouble. Early Days JGY: ........Right... Early Days JGY: [internally] What the fuck?? What the fuck?? This man has killed so many people. -- WWX: Jin-xiooong, I’m too young for that. Later Days JGY: Oh well. :( I guess Xianxian will just have to go straight to time out until he’s ready to help Jiang-zongzhu train the disciples :( Let’s go, then :) WWX: Hey wait-- Later Days JGY: So sad :) No dinner, no dessert :) I’ll just have to tell A-Li her soup will go to waste :) WWX: Ugh, you take the fun out of it, you’re too realistic. Later Days JGY: Awww :) Three year olds shouldn’t talk back.

#I would love for him to actually have a pleasant relationship with Jin Zixuan at some point #but I’m not exactly sure how to make that happen here #....maybe that’s just for 3zuns Raise Jingyi #peony to lotus #my stuff #ask #getinthefuckingjaeger

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ameliarating · 4 years

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you knew I was going to ask: Yi City texting?

Okay, here we go, fist thing’s fist -

The Yi City Crew text each other wildly differently than they would have texted others before, because the Yi City Crew consists of one blind person, one person pretending to be blind, and one person who is highly motivated to keep that first blind person happy. And then later on one sighted person who really isn’t texting anyone joins the party.

That means no emoji and minimal punctuation as Xiao Xingchen (and usually A-Qing) use voice-to-text and screen-reader apps and Xue Yang texts but only messages that won’t be impossible for Xiao Xingchen to read.

It’s possible he’s been horrible and sends A-Qing texts with lots of emojis that the screenreader has to read out (”knife smirking face skull and crossbones knife knife knife”) but jokes on him, A-Qing just reads them anyways.

But here’s a closer look at their individual styles:

Xiao Xingchen, before he gave up his eyes, texted like my mom. Maybe like your mom too! He didn’t grow up texting, there was zero cell service on the Celestial Mountain, and he definitely started out signing his texts to Song Lan, “love, Xingchen” but he got out of that habit pretty fast by getting used to the way Song Lan texted him.

He uses emoji more as little illustrations rather than integrated parts of the conversation. They don’t fill the same role as gestures or expression or intonation because he just never got the hang of them.

He lets autocorrect do the work of capitalization and punctuation but doesn’t fuss much with standard grammar in his texts. He is in the habit of sending long blocks of text, rather than breaking it up in different messages too.

Xiao Xingchen is a Slow Texter and worse, sometimes if you send him a text and he doesn’t feel like texting back, he’ll just call. He even leaves voice messages. It’s ridiculous.

Song Lan grew up texting, also doesn’t bother with standard capitalization and punctuation, but while he uses emoji fluently (but sparingly), he doesn’t mess with emoji or standardization (or lack thereof) for aesthetic reasons.

Song Lan texts a lot because he does not want to speak to you on the phone, but they’re also pretty short. Sometimes, Xiao Xingchen answers his cell for him.

Here’s an example conversation:

XXC: I saw this tree yesterday that had lichen hanging from a branch so delicately that it looked like some spirit had woven a lace sleeve for it with the end of the branch peeking out like a wrist and hand. It was lovely Zichen. You would have enjoyed it. I hope you’re well. Miss you. 🌲❄️ SL: 😊

Xue Yang would have texted people constantly if he had many people to text. He throws emoji out there like crazy with no sense of what’s appropriate. He doesn’t wait for people to respond, he just texts several messages at a time, and then sometimes he never writes you back after all that either.

Like Wei Wuxian, he backspaces autocorrect because autocorrect just doesn’t get him, you know? If he wanted that capitalized or with correct spelling, he would have done it himself.

It’s unclear if he’s using emoji as a seamless way to make up for gesture, intonation, and expression, (because he really is that expressive) or if he’s just throwing them all out there for the fun of it. Probably a mix of them both.

An example conversations:

XY: ⏰⏰⏰ the fuck where are you been waiting 4ever know ur not 2busy4me 🙄

XY: on a schedule here

XY: lianfang-zun~~~~ 😘 big brother is waiting 🧟🧟

XY: guess I gotta come find you 🤷 1sec chifeng-zuns heavy 🧟 gotta get him 💪

JGY: STAY WHERE YOU ARE. I’m coming.

XY: read ya loudnclear 🤫 cant wait 2 see u 😇🔪

and another

XY: yiling laaaaaozuuuu ☠️ 🔪 🧟 🤩 😍 heard u were back !!!! ✨🎉 🎉

XY: huuuuuuuuge fan of ur work 🙌 ☢️ 🙌 gotta favor to ask 😘😘😘🍆🗡️💓💓

WWX: ... how the fuck you get this number/???????

A-Qing never had a phone until Xiao Xingchen got her one and usually pretends to be blind, so she doesn’t use emoji. She does use all caps and extra letters and abbreviations, which is pretty strange for someone who’s not supposed to rely on visuals and it sometimes wreaks havoc with the screen readers. But neither Xiao Xingchen nor Xue Yang knows enough about that to get suspicious, Xiao Xingchen because he never feels super comfortable with his cell anyway and Xue Yang because he doesn’t use screen readers.

They all use pretty standard spelling in general though between voice to text and screen readers.

A sample convo in their group chat:

XY: hey daozhang busy tonite?

XXC: No why is there something you need me to do?

XY: more like someone

AQ: OMG did you FROGET IM HERE????? ffs

XY: didn’t forget

XY: why would you think I forgot?

AQ: GROSSSSSS

XY: fucking deal with it not everything’s about you

AQ: you’re not supposed to fucking swear in front of me! daozhang is reading this!!!!!!

XY: what, who’s fucking swearing? I’m not swearing shit.

Daozhang is not, in fact, reading this, because he left his phone in his room mid-conversation and forgot to check it until hours later.

Honestly, Xue Yang is just mourning the waste of his ability to use obscene emoji to best effect, but, you know, worth it.

As a bonus, here are their names in each other’s contacts:

Xiao Xingchen has them as:

Zichen

A-Qing

Friend

A Qing has them as:

Xiao Daozhang

Asshole

Xue Yang has them as:

Daozhang 😘

Little Blind 👹

Find more untamed texting here!

#untamed texting #xue yang #xiao xingchen #song lan #a qing #the untamed #mdzs #cql #veliseraptor #ask #my posts

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pastthevaulteddoors · 3 years

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My brain fogs usually end with me babbling.

This morning @delicatelygloriousphoenix allowed me to babble to them about a thought I had.

And then... It just kept going.

I’m still tired. Here’s a cut version of that conversation.

I had a thought before bed last night 'cause I'm finishing up the extras to SVSSS.

What if someone was reborn into Mo Dao Zu Shi and had to save everyone?

What if Jiang Cheng was the person they were born into? I can't remember the scene properly from the novel, but right before WWX interrupts the summit meeting on Koi/Carp tower, drinks LWJ's booze and accuses Jin Zixun of his labor camp is when this person becomes the new Jiang Cheng. He himself interrupts WWX's rant that nearly falls into a fight and demands that he/Lotus Pier are allowed to keep the rest of the Wens because they burned the place to the ground and therefore have a right to them to rebuild the place.

The argument is quick, and JC is like "I'm taking them" and drags WWX out in surprise. But he turns to LWJ and is like "You comin'?" so of course LWJ comes when he's actually invited to do so. They run off to the camp. JC tries to hurry to get there before Wen Ning is stabbed. They do get there earlier than in the show/novel, but WN is already stabbed (but not dead).

They drag the Wens and an unconscious WN out of the camp. WWX doesn’t go nuts because WN isn’t dead yet and JC is there to lay down some tsundere harshness in his stead.

They have to stop at a village before they get there where Wen Qing can work on her brother and the Wens can rest. JC buys them all rando threadbare robes so they don't stand out as Wens anymore.

Lan Xichen shows up at some point to see if he can't... not so much help as his position won't allow him to take sides on this, but there to 'check on his brother.’ When he gets there, he’s pushed to the inn room where he sees JC focused at WN’s side. He’s giving him spiritual energy while WQ rests nearby. That's LXC’s first little spark of "Ah, JC is nicer than he first appears."

The Wens are supposed to be 'laborers' to help rebuild Lotus Pier, but JC's really just wanting to make sure that WWX isn't forced off to Burial Mounds and becomes an icon of hatred like the show/novel. And he doesn't have to remove him from the sect entirely.

However, he tells a distracted WWX that he obviously has ideas with his new powers and gives him leave to seclude himself to practice/create/invent but in a safe environment. Jiang Yanli is happy that her brothers are not alone yet able to pursue their separate interests/areas of need.

LXC suggests Gusu taking the Wens as well as 'laborers' since Cloud Recesses was also burned down by the Wens. In reality, they have more safe space for the Wens, it's harder to ambush the 'labor camp' when it's on a mountain peak.

This is where the ALIVE yet healing Wen Ning and Wen Qing ask the Lans to take care of A-Yuan as they are not in the best situation to take care of a child at their camp. This is where LWJ and the frequently visiting WWX basically adopt him.

I mean, if the Wens aren't in danger, WWX has no reason to go back to the burial mounds so of course he’d come to check up on the Wens a lot. Which just means hanging out with A-Yuan and the bunnies often. If LWJ happens to be there with him all the time... well... who’s to say what that means?!

Meanwhile, JC is trying to handle his sect with only a bit of help from WWX here and there, although Wen Qing shows up a lot, as does LXC as a gesture of goodwill and to help the young new sect leader.

JC enjoys being a leader and the System provided him with knowledge and ability to train his new sect. He used to be a salaryman when he was alive, this is far more exciting and much more stimulating.

JC is pretty oblivious that both WQ and LXC are absently crushing on this confident and warmly grumpy JC. He just thinks they like visiting him to talk sect leader stuff or night hunt or... maybe he even thinks they’re his friends.

BUT JC knows his mission is not done, as the System keeps reminding him.

He needs to make sure Jin Guangyao doesn't marry his sister but he can't break OOC or share his knowledge of knowing that JGY and Qin Su are siblings... so he subtly courts Qin Su instead to basically cock block JGY.

Which surprises all but whatever. JC has changed since becoming sect leader, or so they say (really, JC is a different person entirely but ya know).

JC is okay with it, saying Qin Su is a decent woman and pretty enough. He'd be okay if they'd end up marrying, although he's very aware that JGY might try to murder him for taking the girl he likes but he's got his defenses up.

The courting goes on for awhile and JC keeps blocking JGY’s advances where he can but doesn’t go further with his own.

A few years later, JC hosts a birthday party of four year old Jin Ling, with little Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi, Ouyang Zizhen among others... so it's a mini sect leader party, too. All of this without going OOC, he's still a grumpy sect leader but he's less feared (like, in the novel, JC was a friggen murderer! He tortured and killed anyone he thought was using WWX's methods or was his incarnation!). People actually seem to like him!

Late night at the party WWX, JC, LWJ, and LXC were hanging out. They suggest going on a boat together because a lot of lanterns were going to be let off in the lakes for JL’s birthday.

JC 'accidentally' spills tea on LXC's robes so he has to excuse himself to change. The others wait by the boat and JC is like "Oop, I changed my mind. I'm going to do something else" and kicks the boat off with LWJ and WWX in it and walks away. He chills in a pavilion a little bit later, watching the lanterns on the water and a few boats out there when LXC comes back. He doesn't even ask when happened and joins him, watching the boat that their brothers are in. LXC and JC haven't talked about it, but they both low key ship LWJ and WWX so they're of agreement.

This event triggers the Wangxian relationship quest. JC is pretty happy that they don’t have to wait 13-16 years before they get to enjoy each other’s company.

And that's when JC himself starts to admire LXC. Not that he hadn't before, they had become friends of sorts from both rebuilding their sects, passing advice to each other, and generally get to complain to each other as young sect leaders. JC kept distance though, knowing LXC’s sworn brothers are his confidants but now and again LXC even lets on a bit of that drama (realizing how much NMJ and JGY are at odds) when JC mentions "they just gotta fuck and get it out of their system"

But yeah, it's during that conversation that JC is like "LXC is actually really attractive and fun to talk to..." crush style.

Then a new mission starts! JC has to team up with LXC to get JGY and NMJ together. All the while JC is loosely courting Qin Su still. Wen Qing has since moved on with her affections (WQ is fast realizing that everyone is gay and instead goes to make out with Mianmian because yes lesbians!).

So LXC realizes that he likes JC but doesn't think he'd be interested because of Qin Su and Wen Qing.

Meanwhile, JC is like "The author said the only gay couple in this novel was WWX and LWJ but!!!?!?!?!??!?!? everyone is gay!?”

At WWX and LWJ's wedding, LXC and JC spy on JGY and NMJ who end up kissing behind a tree. They're tipsy but success! JC gives LXC a high five which amuses LXC because 'wtf is a high five? that's so cute, what a grumpy dork'

JC outright stops courting Qin Su then, which pisses off her sect, that is in close ties with the Jins, which turn their anger towards the Jiang sect. So JC has to fight with the Jins in a political battle, and his sister is preggers with her third kid so she can't help much.

But it's finally JGY that stands up to his father to stop bulling smaller sects. No hard feelings for stealing Qin Su then dumping her, apparently.

It's about this time when Mo Xuanyu shows up and is like "you're my daddy" Lady Jin already hates her husband's illegitimate children but now she's furious, especially after her friend tells her that Jin Guangshan raped her and Qin Su is ALSO an illegitimate child (another reason JGY decides he doesn’t hate JC for cock blocking him).

All this combined, Jin Guangshan is shamed off his throne. Jin ZiXuan takes up a lead and JGY (now renamed Jin Ziyao as is the proper generational name) decides he's happy with not being an asshole (since he's getting good dickings with his boyfriend NMJ and Lady Jin has finally stopped bullying him) and decides that he'd be content, even happy, being his brother's advisor rather than dethroning him for sect leadership.

But of course there's gotta be drama. Shi Su and Jin Zixun are not the smartest of people but they've teamed up with Xue Yang who has a bit of the Iron. Together, they start to plot against the sects to overrule them, because they're dumb idiots with a semblance of power.

That's about as far as my brain went when I fell asleep and then this morning when the brain fog focused on that instead of on work while I was waking up.

Just something about 13 years later, JC and LXC are pretty close but not lovers yet, when something-something adventure and JC and LXC become a thing in a similar manner that WWX and LWJ did in the novel. RANDOM CONFESSION TIME that other people have to point out to them!

The following is related conversation but I don’t want to put my friend’s part so... it’s disjointed. Sorry not sorry I’m tired.

Continued conversation about wangxian being together:

because JC already knew they'd be together from the show/novel, and LXC shipped them, so they teamed up to get them to confess

That's what I meant when JC forced them onto a romantic boat ride together.

They weren't parted from the Wen fight stuff so instead of fighting at Nightless City, they had time to realize their feelings and not die instead of confess. ;p

Conversation... conversation...

So for so long JC doesn't know he's into guys (LXC in particular, kinda like SQQ in SVSSS) but just like JC in the novel, he gets himself blacklisted from the matchmakers. Meanwhile, this whole time his very close friend, LXC (they're really close now since JGY and NMJ are a couple so he doesn't like to third wheel it and instead spend his time with JC) things that JC is straight and lowkey crushes on him for 13-16 years before WWX and LWJ have to spell it out to them.

but Lan have a-yuan as adopted heir

He'd (JC) probably ask Jinli if one of her kids could be heir

What if Jin Zixun tries to take the sect leader throne or something. He'd be next in line if jin Zixuan didn't die and JGY didn't step up.

#wangxian #xicheng #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #svsss #scumbag villain self saving system

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seekingthestars · 4 years

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sarah watches the untamed: liveblogging adventures, part TEN! (we’re reached ten whole parts to this series!) episodes 18, 19, + 20

(aka: she screams about wx’s clothes quite a bit)

episode 18:

whatever the heck wx came up with as the solution as got wen qing very upset so i don’t think i should be excited about it...

OH MY GOD THE CAPE IS BACK THIS IS THE BEST DAY

oh no!!! what happened to song lan!!!

xue yang, ya jerk!!!! :(

the cape is such a superior look, i wish he would wear this outfit always

wx just demolished that chicken leg lololol a hungry boy

wx is so pretty T_____T

lol wen qing like “you idiot, there are so many of you at this point, who cares if i take in more of you?” she’s so good, i like her

what’chu gonna do with that tranquilizing powder

did he just give the tranquilizing powder to yanli?

also she made him soup!!

TINY BABY WUXIAN OMG SO CUTE

jiang cheng named his puppies princess, jasmine, and little love? fjeiao those names though XD

tiny baby wx hiding in a tree T____T good big sis yanli searching for him T___T

big sis yanli being the BEST BIG SIS to these two little troublemakers, i love her

jiang cheng crying silently on the bed ;;;;;;;;

i’m glad song lan’s eyes got better!!!!

WEN NING’S CLUMSY, STIFF BOW IS SO CUTE, I WANNA SQUISH HIS CHEEKS

wei wuxian in that cape outfit is the best thing, a true blessing in this weary world

WANGJIIIII HIIIIIII I MISSED YOU

jiang cheng getting help now??

episode 19:

sexy cape outfit gone :( instead, disguise acquired

he looks sick, is he sick :(

oh SHIT, picked the wrong teahouse DDDDD:

you know WHAT, wen chao, i’d really enjoyed not having to see you and your mistress’ face, why’d you have to come back and be mean to my boy >:(

dream world lotus pier was so nice until it got sad again :(

he got his spiritual energy back!!

WX WILL NEVER BOW TO YOU, YOU BUTTHEAD, GO AWAY WEN CHAOOOO

HAHA STUPID LADY IS SCARED OF GHOSTIES yeah you keep messing with her wx

oh my god i hate that lady literally so much she is the WORST how DARE YOU

where are they taking him now ;;

WAIT they threw him in the spooky burial grounds!!! ;AAAA;

...yay spooky black smoke for saving him kinda i guess??? but also??? confuse????

WEN NING MY BABYYYY NOOO ;AAA;

spooky voices calling out to wx??

3 months later TIMESKIP TIME

WANGJI you’re such a badass omg YOU GO BUDDY

omg “Kneel.” SUCH A BADASS I LOVE YOUUUU

i’m glad stupid mean lady is terrified, she deserves to be >.<

yay they finally got their swords back!!!

jiang cheng and yanli reunited!!!!

wangji carrying around wx’s sword ;~;

WTH EYEBALLS IN THE BOX

how dare you leave me with that cliffhanger

episode 20:

oh our preview panel for this episode looks like great fun 😶

THE EYEBALLS AGAIN

WUXIAN IS BACK YOU BEAUTIFUL THING

oh dang wen chao just stabbed his mistress

wait not his mistress?

well real mistress hung herself, no more evil lady!

that whip is still awesome omg

ohhh talismans to summon evil spirits instead of ward off the spirits...

wen qing!!!! you’re okay!!!!!

WAIT WHERE’S WEN NING ;A;

awww he gave her a comb and promised to help if she needed it ;; good boy jiang cheng

wow they just keep happening upon dead bodies everywhere

WEN CHAO O.O WHAT O.O HAPPENED O.O

all the injuries like allllllmost make you feel bad for him but then he opens his mouth and is horrible again so noooope

oh, that is a GOOD OUTFIT, wwx, a VERY GOOD OUTFIT

reunion!!!!!

oh the twirling of the flute in one hand is very attractive, he is very attractive

don’t fight, wj and wx ;;;;;

yanli and wx reunited!!!!

#sarah watches the untamed #sarah watches #okay now i for real gotta go to bed i have to actually go to work tomorrow lol

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coquelicoq · 5 years

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the untamed ep 3

favorite scene in the first three episodes is the rooftop swordfight between lwj and wwx right after wwx breaks into the cloud recesses:

color me surprised and impressed by how long wwx managed to keep the jars of emperor’s smile intact. hashtag priorities

love how lwj just. fucken attacked wwx with a SWORD. dude that really wasn’t necessary lol

swords are SHARP and they can KILL PEOPLE lwj. sure wwx is infuriating but wyd buddy

whoever was scoring this scene looked at angery hulk smash lwj attacking bewildered wwx with a sword and said to themselves, “you know what this needs? a romantic theme”

and tbh...they were right

wwx calls lwj “lan zhan”

okay i knew from tumblr meta that they call each other by their birth names instead of their courtesy names, but i didn’t know that was gonna happen like the second time they interacted like wow wwx is really something else huh

i don’t want to read into this too much because i don’t know what i’m talking about but we just had a scene at the beginning of this same episode where wwx calls someone he’s never met “mian mian” even though it’s clearly rude to be so familiar with her and hmm. i wonder if we are supposed to be comparing those scenes and the way that wwx flirts/disregards propriety to get what he wants...food for thought

bonus: the scene later where lxc is like “hey bud there’s a lot of kids your age here. you know and i know that you’re above all of them, but you could stand to make a friend or two, ya loner. what about that wacky wwx? i know he’s kinda weird but it seems like maybe he could whoop you in a fight, which is fun. want me to set up a playdate for you guys?” and then lwj just. glares at him and stalks away without saying anything. such an introverted perfectionist teenager move lol

also glad to see that lxc has been a wangxian shipper since day one, put this dude in the bro hall of fame

my final and very important thought is that there must have been a lot of wind machines on this set and. i’m grateful

#the untamed #my posts #i'm a lxc stan now and forever that's just the fax #cql watch

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