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evolutiononthebrain · 10 months

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do y’all think the states hung out before gov started inviting them all to meetings in 2020 cuz of covid?

like im 100% sure california only ever had contact w/ florida regularly, and that was only bcuz florida liked to bother/annoy him

the midwest and northeast frankly seem to not like each other very much, exceptions being like, Indiana or Vermont ig who are never explicitly shown to dislike another state? tho even that is shaky at BEST

the south i could see getting together for barbecue or going to the bar, but w/ the tension between the carolinas and oklahoma & texas i doubt very frequently

the west probably hung out the most? like yeah most of the west are all pretty solitary but ?? i can see it, exceptions being california and probably wyoming, based off the fact that nobody seems to remember he exists

idk i’d love to imagine theyre all besties and hang out and that theyre rivalries are all jokingly but, based on canon evidence i doubt half the states have seen each other in decades and now gov decides they all need to start attending meetings so theyre forced to interact? crazyyy

#let me know what u think in the tags #im SO interested in what the general consensus is #/gen #wttt #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt texas #wttt california #wttt florida #wttt gov #wttt midwest #wttt northeast #wttt south #wttt west #the sillies (im mentally ill)

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snow-stark-chaos · 6 months

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This Headcanon comes from a dream

The south and west are related to each other from an affair there mom the thing is no one knows who is california dad is. Some how all the other states find out and they do a DNA test and find out california is full siblings with the south.

It then skipped to Christmas and the south is looking for cali Xmas stuff and find his old stocking and inside it is cali's old teddy bear and give it to him.

Also there mom hit Cali. And mean west

#wttt #wttt california #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #ben brainard #wttsh south #wttt south #wttsh west #wttt west

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stawpny · 7 months

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GUYS I AM BEGGING YOU

SOMEONE DRAW NEW YORK IN THE 1989 ERAS TOUR OUTFIT OR THE REPUTATION ONE

PLEASE I WOULD LITERALLY COMBUST AT THE SEAMS

AUGHHH

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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anyways, ik a lot of ppl go on here and see when I post, hoping it’s headcannons and I just disappoint them

so here’s some hc’s for u children

ny and the south edition! (pls I don’t know much about the south so don’t kill me 😭 I’m a new yorker)

(the quotes with names on it are southerners communicating with NY or whoever else u want, but more specifically NY)

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- NC and SC always force NY or any other state who would hate it to sing and/or play the banjo when singing a song at a campfire. Even if they suck at singing or playing the banjo!!!

-speaking of campfires, I believe that the states usually have fires every Summer and Autumn. most get together and sing songs and stuff (u can use this idea if u want)

-New York was forced by Gov to make sure a southern party didn’t go terribly. He stood by the door while Texas wouldn’t leave him alone. He stole Texas’ hat when they all passed out, drunk and still has it to date.

-as (maybe) stated before, York plays a lot of instruments, and sometimes they force him to play the acoustic guitar, harmonica, banjo, electric guitar, etc. The NE makes fun of him for it.

-acts gay especially in front of the south just to make them pissed. he’ll flirt with them and make them uncomfortable with the high amount of gay in the room with them. Florida just goes along with it, laughing and pointing at all the southerners that turn away out of embarrassment.

-made fun of Texas and California when they were outlaws and they just joined the union. “I’m tha toughest cowboy ya will ever meet!” “Mhm.” “DONT JUS’ HUM AT ME!!” >:( -Texas

-They know better than to mess with a northerner. Texas doesn’t though, he’s just stupid. York punched him once and he swore he saw him crying to Virginia after.

-has bit many southerners, does not regret it

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-“Gimme yer best ‘yeehaw’” “yeehaw..” “Ya can do better than that! I’ve heard ya yell at Jersey.” “yeehaw.” “York, I swear-“ “YEE- FUCKIN’ HAW!”-Texas

-“just add some ol’ bay, it’ll make it taste better.” “No it fuckin’ won’t. Keep that shit away from my brownies.”- Maryland

-played poker against Texas, won and almost got shot by him. (Sore loser)

-“what are yous gonna start growlin’?” “GRRRRR-” -Kentucky

-“nah yer good ‘ere.” “Yous are ontop of me. I dunno if I should feel turned on or uncomfortable..” -Georgia

-“off-brand me.” “southerner you, which makes better.” -also Georgia (Empire State and Empire State of the south)

- “who made you this way..?” “The man yer datin’, Y’know, Mass’.” “He would never-“ “Gin, yous even know the answer to this question, it’s an obvious yes.” -Virginia

-“get rid’a the car at this point.” “Hey! I spent my life savin’s on ol’ reliable ‘ere! I ain’t gettin’ rid o’ her if she jus’ has a leak!” “Life savin’s? Jesus, what’s wrong wit’ yous?” - Tennessee

-“ that’s ‘cause Sippi’ wants a sip of that dick.” “WHAT. I ain’t gay!” *crickets* “GUYS PLEASE-“ -Mississippi

-“are yous happy to live in this shithole?” “Hey! I work hard to make this house a home!” “Work harder next time. This looks like if a hillbilly came in ‘ere trashed the place. Y’know, that makes sense knowin’ that yous idiots live ‘ere.” *walks away* “HEY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!” -Alabama

- “I HATE YOU!” “NUH UH! I HATE YOU MORE!” “‘nuh uh’ really proves yer point, north.” -NC & SC

- “Mais sha, ya really know how shade the south, huh?” “I’ve had enough of all of yous and I’ve seen ya at yer highest and lowest, so I know what will make yous cry later.” “Uh huh, do me then.” “Nah. Don’ get me wrong, yer barely tolerable, but ya don’ get one.” - Louisiana

(loui was upset later bc he didn’t get one 😭)

-“I swear, ya say anythin’ about me bein’ in ‘misery’ then I’m gonna-“ “Nah, I don’ care ‘bout that. What I do care about is why you like mules better than horses. Isn’t that like the whole southerner thing? Horses and idiots with hats?” -Missouri

-“are yous even apart of the south, or are you like the West Virginia of Kansas?” “JESUS IS GONNA NEED TO BLESS YER ASS SOON, WHAT THE HELL DID YA JUS’ SAY TO ME?!” “I’m Jewish.” -Arkansas

-“yer mid-atlantic, but I understand why ya don’ go to family dinnahs wit’ the Northeast. If I had an excuse, I would use it too.” “You guys are scary up there, I’m shocked you still go to those things. In the ‘contract’ they said they were optional.” “FUCKIN’ OPTIONAL?!” -Delaware

-“I will eat your face.” “Uh huh.” “PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!” “Uh huh.” “AAAAAAAAA-“- Florida

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could u tell I got lazy at the end?

anyway, I hope you liked

I spent so long on the quotes, trying to come up with a good one was the hardest part.

and I know half of them are reaaally bad 😭

augh

I have no clue what to do for the next chapter of a fic

but anyways, ily guys

<3

#wttt #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #wttt new york #wttsh headcanons #wttsh new york #wttt headcanons #wttt southern states #wttt south #ARG #please 🙏#draw him I beg of you #(jk) u don’t have to #I just think he would look hot

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madzistired · 1 year

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I made the last poll for a day instead of a week so this now exists-

#wttt #wttsh #wttt northeast #wttt midwest #wttt west #wttt south #wttsh northeast #wttsh south #wttsh midwest #wttsh west #week 3 of wttt polls

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asleepygeorgian · 8 months

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im so stupid-

Im debating on who I should draw but I thought of how funny it would be if I drew a bunch of state's fursona.... so....

(I'll prob go back and look at dis poll next saturday after UGA gets done playin')

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt northeast #wttt midwest #wttt south #wttt west

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alivewithlyrics · 10 months

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Florida is touch starved, no one would touch him at all as he was growing up as a territory or with Spain, so when he got to the statehouse, states who are very physical, like California, a few of the southern states who just really like side hugs and normal hugs like Louisiana, Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, etc, as well as the Midwestern states who are just overbearingly physical and polite and will just wrap you in a hug as a greeting like Minnesota, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, etc etc etc all of them would just shower him in friendly physical affection that he just has no idea how to handle it because he's used to the hostility of the states in meetings and the hostility of his own state.

#wttt #wttt florida #wttt louisiana #Wttt south #wttt minnesota #wttt michigan #wttt midwest #wttt ohio #wttt indiana #wttt georgia #wttt kentucky #wttt tennessee #wttt alabama

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misery-has-no-company-now · 5 months

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Heeelloo guyss I'm baaackkkk, pretend I wasn't gone all this time and take this headcannon from me now it's OG13 (and a few of the other older ones) angst -

BTW I suppose some of the topics in this - like references to abuse and eating disorders or food issues - could be triggering for some people so I'll just mention that over here itself just to let you leave if you don't want to continue reading [also let me know if there's anything else you want me to add to this list]

Okay, now that you're here, it's picture time!

(Pic is about the largest states by size from over here : https://www.worldatlas.com/geography/us-states-by-size.html)

In the top 10 smallest states, 7 of them were from the original 13 colonies. (And amongst these 10 was West Virginia). And if we take the 17 smallest, it's mostly either one of the og13, or one of the states that came from them - like Maine or Kentucky or even WV.

So I already have a hc that their heights are a representative of their land area, and based on this, what if the reason [most] the original 13 states are so short is because those who took care of them when they were younger (like England or the Netherlands when they were still colonies) either neglected feeding them while they were still growing or starved them on purpose as a punishment?

Take for example, Rhode Island (the shortest) and Massachusetts. Both were very rebellious back in the day, right? And they're also amongst the smallest ones in size.

England knew that while personifications might not need to eat as much as humans, and would not suffer death by starvation like their fellow mortals might; they still did need food, especially while they were younger - and it was easier to make them obedient to him if they were too weak to be otherwise. So what was the best way for him to make them unable to fight him back, as well as to teach them a lesson? By withdrawing their food. He wouldn't allow them to eat, and he'd just keep them locked up in a room with a strong, unbreakable door and no windows for long periods of time - till he decided he needed them for something. They would always be exhausted and too tired to challenge him for quite a while after that, so he was fully aware his plan worked.

This went on for ages until they managed to escape his hold and he could no longer stop them from rebelling; but by then the damage had been done to them (another hc - they can grow until they achieve statehood) and since they'd been malnourished for frequent bouts of time for so long, they hadn't been able to grow to the heights they should have actually been able to reach [like for example they could have ideally gained at least a few more centimetres based on how big their land was but thanks to England stunting their growth on purpose, they couldn't], hence now they're just shorter than all the other states that came after them.

States like Maine and Kentucky are only smaller since they came from the OG 13, meaning that for them, it's naturally based on the size of their area anyway. But they did manage to achieve their potential heights (like the maximum they could obtain) and weren't a bit shorter than what they should be. Moreover, Maine is taller than Mass for this very reason.

That's sort of why food isn't a priority for them...since they didn’t always get it even if it was there. I'd discussed this headcannon with @imkindanerdy as well so based on what she added about these states being very careful about food now; I feel like they would often just have something hidden in their rooms like packaged food, stuff that's easy to open or won't be missed, stuff that doesn't have a very obvious smell, things which don't expire easily, etc. - even if they don't always eat it. Many a times they will forget that they kept food deep inside their wardrobe or under their bed (since food is rarely ever on their minds), and it'll go bad; which makes them feel terrible but this is a habit they can't stop since not having something to hold on to should there ever be a time when they don't have food makes them highly anxious, and the thing is that they keep saving it for 'in case of an emergency, yet those emergencies never come. It's hard for them to relax if they don't know that there's always something to eat nearby, despite hardly ever actually eating it. It was ages before some of them stopped taking food from the dinner table and hiding it in their sleeves for later.

Some states that know what they went through, like VT, ME, or KY, often purposefully buy a ton of small pieces of packaged food so that these states can sometimes take a few and 'sneak' it to their rooms because that's better than them not eating anything at all on the days they're too scared and stuck thinking about the past to come down for a meal. Furthermore, this is how the eating disorders faced by some of the western states really affected them all a lot, which is also why they helped the west to a great extent during those times too.

Also, the fact that this wasn't at all in their hands, and the reason they're so small is because of England definitely isn't helped by the fact that the other states tease them a lot for their heights; but in typical NE fashion, the northeastern states just curse them out and do their best to ignore them, while the states in the South usually resort to replying with any and all of the southern insults they have accumulated over the years.

They all do their best to shrug it off, but that doesn't stop them from being hurt by this though, particularly on the days when the jokes hit them one after the other with all the force of the unaware states. Heck in fact, I'm willing to bet that after the Rhode Island Joins the Table meeting was one of the few rare times that Rhode Island was actually unable to even pretend to not cry - as is common of the Northeast states - since a bunch of such comments at once affected him so badly he just couldn't keep it in anymore and broke down once he was in his own room. Because it's not his fault he's so short he needs a booster seat. Because had England allowed him to eat just a bit more, he wouldn't need a step-stool to see over the kitchen counter. Despite this though, he just tends to use the fact that the other states remark on his height as an excuse to fight them, because that's the RI spirit in him.

Also, he freely uses his size to exploit the kids under 12 eat free option since they all always fake their ages whenever they need to make a new identity card [this is a hc that I'll talk about another day]. But only him. No one else gets to do this for him. One of the more miser states tried that once, and all he got was the living daylights beaten out of him plus a bigger check than what he would have had to pay if Rhodey just ate as an adult.

Anyway that's all I can think of right now, this came to me long back, I just finally got the inspiration to write it; since the fact that I already had this down in a bunch of messages made it easier to do. I can't promise I'll be active frequently again, but wttt hcs fill my brain whenever it's not busy being against me so er...yeah. Anyway, add on if you have anything more.

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fandomgeeknerd · 1 year

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southern states aesthetic moodboards as created by me

Arkansas- i used arcadecore, analog horror and art academia. diamonds were discovered in Arkansas, hot springs has an alligator farm hence the alligator picture, and i just think Arkansas would watch analog horror

Virgina- i used old webcore and webcore for the fact that Virgina was given the title home of the internet and the heart is for the campaign Virginia Is for Lovers and the one mermaid tail pic is for the mermaids of Norfolk

West Virgina- i used crowcore and cryptidcore and west Virgina gave us Mother's Day so hence the picture

South Carolina- sc is the golf Captial, sweet tea was invented in sc and sc has produced more peaches than Goergia and i used Green Academia and frogcore

Delaware- half of Delaware's population is chickens, and it's the home of many like m a n y horseshoe crabs and there's an aesthetic called Coastal Grandmother and i put that in as well as earthcore

Oklahoma- the shopping cart was invented in oklahoma and oklahoma is the only state that produces iodine, and the aesthetics i use are urban fantasy and analog horror the pictures are from omega mart, local58 and boisvert

North Carolina- nc produces a lot of Christmas trees, Blackbeard frequented nc, and nc is obsessed with cheerwine and i used light academia and golden hour

Alabama- Alabama was the first state to declare Christmas a legal holiday, Alabama was actually the first place to celebrate Mardi Gras and Dotham Alabama is the Peanut Capital of the World, the aesthetics i used are goblin academia and red and blue academia

Kentucky- Kentucky is one of the few places in the world where you can spot a moonbow, and Ninety-five percent of all bourbon is produced in Kentucky and the aesthetics i have put here are soft indie and spacecore

Tennessee- Nashville, Tennessee is Nicknamed Music City, Tennessee is the birthplace of the tow truck, Coca-Cola owes much of its success to Tennessee and the aesthetics i used Honeycore and Hauntology

Mississippi- After casinos were legalized in Mississippi in 1990, the state underwent a small boom, teddy bear was coined in Mississippi, and blues music was born in the Mississippi Delta, and the aesthetics i used are vaporwave and Synthwave

Georgia- there are about 4 dozen varieties of peaches from Georgia, Georgia outranks other states in the production of Vidalia onions, Coca-Cola was invented in Atlanta, Georgia, the aesthetics i used were pastel and peach

Louisiana- The first opera ever performed in the U.S. took place in the French Quarter of New Orleans in 1796, Louisiana's one of America's greatest salt producers, Louisiana is known as the birthplace of jazz. i used Autumncore and i put a pelican to ref the nickname and Mardi Gras beads

Texas- Texas Is Among US’s Top 5 Wine Country, Dr. Pepper Was Invented in Texas, Texas Has More Bats Species Than Any US State, i used Southern Gothic, plant mom, rock, and classic academia

Florida- Florida has the most golf courses of any state in America, the gator is there bc why not and Florida produces the most oranges in America and i used kidcore and rainbowcore

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dailymothanon · 3 months

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The Dakotas 🤯🤯 well. Their designs-- mostly South's design, they will probably change a little here and there 🫡 but that casino rez money ain't no joke... (even tho North is the richest state in the Midwest last I checked) (South doesn't actually have all that bling I just thought it was funny) Yes, South has sunglasses because of one of their state nicknames and whatnot. Probably got Florida to gamble away his state nickname to him 😒 don't ask me about the last doodle. I put it there because I wanted to.

#they are indigenous that is the only answer clearly 😤#i didn't have time to digitalize this but yknow what I like how they look anyways #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttsh fanart #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttt north dakota #wttt south dakota #wttsh north dakota #wttsh south dakota

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abcwordsurge · 1 month

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Florida: Do twins realize that one of them was unplanned?

South D: As a twin, yes we do.

North D: We also argue over who was the buy one and who was the get one free.

#wttt #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt florida #wttt south dakota #wttt north dakota #welcome to the table

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theywhoshantbenamed · 4 months

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Part 1

Happy New Years to all my followers, mutuals, friends, kids, and just anybody who took some time to show me love this year

I’m taking all of you into the new year with me and I love you all

#wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt new york #wttt utah #wttt illinois #wttt south carolina #wttt wisconsin #wttt kentucky #wttt arizona #wttt tennessee #wttt alabama #wttt texas #wttt gov

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snow-stark-chaos · 10 months

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Wttsh Headcanon about California

Him being the 3rd largest state doesn't make him tall but make him strong so he's like 5ft 1in tall and he can hold 300 lb of deadweight.

Cal is not vegan people just think he is for some reason. His favorite food is chili dog .

Cal basically lives in a hobbit hole but it has all modern technology he owns the Mountain and the surrounding area it's more like a hobbit mansion, it has enough rooms for all of the states, gov, indc, Puerto Rico, Greg and all the other in the series .

Cal has his own fields where he grows crops he has bunny's, ducks and sheep he gets his meets form the local butcher shop. He has dogs and cats a lot of bird feeders And flower garden's .

Cal has field of solar panels a River near by where he gets water he has a system in his basement that turns the water back to normal and return it back to the River somehow he also had his heating and cooling system in the basement as well as water heaters .

Cal like to spin yarn, knit, crochet, sew and cooking.

Cal and the south are found family so they know where he lives.

"Bonus south Headcanon they hate it when they government's try to pass Anigay/anitrans bills."

#wttt #welcome to the table #wttt california #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #ben brainard #wttsh headcanons #wttsh california #wttt south

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stateofbrock · 2 months

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Pov The Midwest bother mother (Minnesota)

Oklahoma just 🧍(idea from @northstarstate-loverboy )

#wttt #ben brainard #wttsh #welcome to the table #wttt minnesota #wttt michigan #wttt ohio #wttt indiana #wttt missouri #wttt wisconsin #wttt nebraska #wttt kansas #wttt north dakota #wttt south dakota #wttt illinois #wttt iowa

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mx-heinous · 3 months

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California: Sooooo, Gov, there's this thing I've wanted to ask you abou–

Gov: No.

California: Come on, why not?!

Gov: For the last time, NO. You are not getting split into smaller states! It's impractical, and you've already asked me 220 times! And what did I say then?

California: *sighs* You said no... But! Here me out!

Gov: NO.

California: *pouts* >:(

#so most of the time they've wanted north and south but occasionally soneone proposes west and east #some guy proposed to split the state into *six*#the proposed were jefferson north south west central and silicon valley #I think texas would've just died on sight with 6 californias #wttt #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt gov #ben brainard

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asleepygeorgian · 1 year

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Did someone say Headcanons?

So here are some region Headcanons that I came up with just this morning so let's go.

Everyone hates California but the West will at least try and invite him to some things because Oregon does the puppy face and Washington threatens to kill them if they don't invite Cali.

The Midwest will go fishing, a lot. They will also get a butt load of corn and have a corn-building competition.

The Northeast will play board games every Monday and it will always end in a bunch of cursing.

The South will have a cookout every once in a while at one of their houses, mainly Alabama's or North Carolina's, also during College Football Season, they will always watch all the SEC games at least. They also are kind enough to bring Maryland in on the action :)

ok thank u bye bye

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt west #wttt midwest #wttt northeast #wttt south

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goldengay49 · 8 months

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Shhhh, don’t show this to Texas or Wyoming

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