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mx-heinous · 4 months

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California: Sooooo, Gov, there's this thing I've wanted to ask you abou–

Gov: No.

California: Come on, why not?!

Gov: For the last time, NO. You are not getting split into smaller states! It's impractical, and you've already asked me 220 times! And what did I say then?

California: *sighs* You said no... But! Here me out!

Gov: NO.

California: *pouts* >:(

#so most of the time they've wanted north and south but occasionally soneone proposes west and east #some guy proposed to split the state into *six*#the proposed were jefferson north south west central and silicon valley #I think texas would've just died on sight with 6 californias #wttt #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt gov #ben brainard

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