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I awaken from hibernation to give you this:
northeastern states with a cat
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New York: the one who brings the cat into the NE wing despite Gov not wanting pets and the rest of the NE wishes.
New Jersey: the one who buys the food for the cat and treats it like his child.
Massachusetts: the one who is so reluctant to a cat at first but falls in love with it after a few days (fights w/ NY abt the cat)
Pennsylvania: took him a while to warm up to the small animal but lets it sleep on his lap if it wants (he’ll fall asleep too, old man 🤧)
Rhode Island: the one who is happy that there is someone/something else in the house that’s smaller than him, but also secretly hates it
New Hampshire: the one who hides the cat under the table at meals and pets it
Maine: the one who gets the cat toys to play with and sometimes brings it into his room and sleeps with it
Vermont: the one who dresses it up in costumes and makes it look silly
Connecticut: the one who is the most hesitant to the cat, the most law abiding, but eventually gives up after Mass and Penn gave in
Delaware: like Cut, but will hold the cat whenever he can and sometimes brings it to the southern wing
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-they’ll name it something extremely soft. I was thinking Sprinkles or something like that (idk why 😭) and they’ll introduce it to anyone who comes in like it’s a child.
-They will fight over the cat, even Delaware and Connecticut.
-^ but they always make sure that it’s not in the room with them when they fight (no bad examples here)
-Massachusetts is a sucker when it comes to animals, just like NY, but more domestic animals.
-New York will have to hide his rats and pigeons, but he’s willing to make that sacrifice.
-^ He also gets with NJ and makes fun of all of his fellow states on how they love this animal
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happy birthday Alaska 🐶!!,! Yahoo!! My first time rendering a doggie just for this… very worth it, dare I say. I’ve really wanted to do a sunny winter lighting so this is my attempt! Alaska’s very pretty 💥 enjoy my boy and his son boy!!
Best drawing as of yet 🙏 I just realized I forgot to give the pups booties (snow boots for dogs, oftem used for mushing) !! Oh well
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Little Miss Palmer’s first design concepts!! I wasn’t planning to post them but @halcyonlauren really likes her whimsy and fun so I figured why not!!
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California’s done! He’s so pretentious I love him
Trying more dynamic type poses (what is English??) and thought this one was perfect for Cal
@theywhoshantbenamed your the California person right??
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Gov’s “sleep schedule” varies from 20 minutes of sleep sitting at his desk with his computer on full brightness, to sleeping for 3 days in his bed, buried in pillows and blankets
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Headcanons of the Day
im back to this
NEW JERSEY
will never admit he's lost any sort of game, he's too competitive
this includes in like, gardening competitions (no, ethel, you got LUCKY that your pumpkin won, fack off, but congratulations)
is kind to little old ladies and sometimes little old men.
embodies "good is not nice".
this does not apply to his fellow states unless he has some small fondness at that moment.
a biter. he will bite you if you argue with him. he and rhode have tested whose bite is worse (its Rhode, depressingly)
not a great sense of direction outside of his state.
greatly hates communal type bathrooms. they're hell for him.
has sensory issues. sounds get to him. fluorescent lights are the bane of his existence. he has noise cancelling headphones and his beanie is a comfort object.
loves gardening, he's quite proud of his vegetable garden.
the first thing he does at the statehouse is organize a garden that takes up half the damn backyard.
will spend the day staring at bees and butterflies and anything else that appears.
throws rocks at anyone who tries to kill a bug in front of him.
this dude likes spiders.
hates snails though.
has a horde of botany books.
big fan of music. pop, jazz, r&b. "These boots were made for (kicking ass-) walking" is his favorite tune.
vitriolic buds with most of the northeast. he and Rhode are Besties though. They shit talk everybody and collect all of the evidence gossip.
big animals make him nervous (not that he'll admit it)
he dabbles in flower arranging. he's a jack of many hobbies.
worked in a lot of diners in the 90s. he got bored
he's a pretty good cook.
very good at fighting
can box very well. has an interest in kickboxing
#wttt#welcome to the table#wttsh headcanons#wttsh#wttt new jersey#wttsh new jersey#wttt new jersey headcanons#wttsh new jersey headcanons#ben brainard#welcome to the statehouse
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California: *walking into his room* what the-
Texas, holding a signed Merle haggard record: Can I have this?
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Random WTTT Headcanons
All the states have separate cities, but most of them are completely separate characters from their states. Texas' and NJ's wiring got a little crossed, causing Texas + Cities to appear as a system and NJ to tic from North and South trying to appear.
NJ tics under the table
The motor tic that shows up in "New Jersey Joins The Table" is specific to North and South trying to answer at the same time
NJ presents more as Central to keep North and South off his back
California is oh so incredibly lonely. Someone get this man a friend
Ben gives them a rough script to go off of
The only reason they go along with it is because he has threatened to make them do it. He went through with it once. It was not fun
California smells like smoke, oranges and the ocean
Florida is not illiterate. He is just very very dyslexic. Add to the fact that English isn't even his first language and it makes it almost impossible
He is the only one that can read his own notes (when physically written down)
When he writes things digitally, autocorrect gets most of his words but his grammar is absolutely atrocious
Some of the people live in the Statehouse, but most of them have other places they prefer to live at
Less of an hc I think, but Ben, Florida and California all live together
Ben has broad control of his whole universe and his characters, and more control over the character he plays himself. The actors who play some of the other characters have better control over those characters
Gov is one of the few who actually lives at the Statehouse
Every now and then Gov/Ben force the states to live in the Statehouse for two months "for content".
Gov didn't actually expect Hawaii to come to the Statehouse, which is why he asked for 50, not 51 rooms (an extra for Gov)
No one thought to ask Gov why he tried kicking RI out when he wasn't a state and could have lived in the garage fine
Ben has a small house nearby to keep an eye on them when they are all there
Hawaii is friends with New Zealand (not close, but they're still friends)
More to come (maybe)
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It’s my birthday so take a little cali posting ^_^
He doesn’t celebrate his brithfsy because idk. She just doesn’t seem like the type to me. Usually does nothing on it and waits for people to say something (they don’t)
Shoulder length hair Cali who dyes her hair,,,,, mhnmmmmmmm,,,,, their hair is in horribly condition but wtv!!!! (Please ask me about Californias physical appearance please ask me)
Idk . I feel like him and Alaska are like. Sometimes friends or have some history together . Maybe back pre-colonization and a little during Russian colonization.
^ I lied they are gay for each other . They are making out. Im right you’re wrong /silly /lhj
#they are fucking poly btw . something abt calaska is inherently polyamorous to me#idk…………… that’s all :3 ………….#wttt#wttsh#wttt california#wttsh california#wttsh headcanons#wttt headcanons#wttt calaska
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WTTT/WTTSH Instrument headcanons!
Massachusetts: Piano, Like just imagine that, also HUGE Shayfer James vibes that I can’t explain?? Idk.
Louisiana: Double Bass because it’s a super tall and has like the most beautiful sound yk, also he would adore playing with the French bow because it has the word France in it.
California: Guitar because we all know California is just that kinda guy that would absolutely write songs and than never show them to anyone.
Texas: Violin but he absolutely calls it a fiddle because in his mind there is no way in hell he’s being called a violinst, it sounds far to northern for his taste.
Austin: Viola, it’s different enough from a violin for him to not feel like he’s similar to Texas but close enough to how it looks where the other states won’t get suspicious
New York: Trombone, he loves the song and also when he gets pissed he just like, pretends to be focused on playing and then purposefully bump anyone he’s actively pissed at.
Alaska: Cello, he plays at night, I can also imagine him having freckles that glows like the northern lights whenever he plays.
Nevada: Flute, he and Alaska like to play songs for all of the dogs in the statehouse like Alaska’s Alaskan Malamutes, Texas’s Labrador retriever, and New York’s yorkie.
New Jersey: Harp, he used to listen to harp music as a kid but eventually he decided he was the one that wanted to play and he’s been in love with the instrument ever since.
Florida: Triangle.
Feel free to send in requests for headcanons or any other instrument headcanons you might want to see! :]
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ok so i headcannon that since maine used to be a part of mass, once it started being more independent, maine came along. but he was a baby- so mads has this little brother maine that he has to raise and once maine becomes its own separate entity, thats when maine is the equivalent of a young adult.
SO since the rest if new england and the surrounding colonies/states were already separate entities beforehand, id like to think that they all loved hanging out with baby maine.
and ny became like a second guardian to him too :3 like when things didnt go his way snd mass was being a responsible older brother- maine would run to ny to get him to change mass’ mind or to just undermine him all together
i WILL go on but i dont wanna make this post too long lol
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Ehh Idk how I feel about this drawing particularly but anyways an idea I had was four silver teeth for Illinois to represent the four stars in Chicago's flag and also the four cultures that had power over him (native peoples, french, british, and american in that order); I have some backstory ideas for that kinda stuff too but I'm saving that for another time 😇 for now the idea started out cuz I was bored of Florida being the only one with teeth stuff going on
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PLEASE please tell me your diversity (PoC states) headcanons, there’s so many white boys in there and my face blindness is struggling and I swear every time there is diversity for a state it’s just them as a different kind of white
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Finally continuing this series lol so here’s Florida in his gremlin glory
Added more scars cause they just seem right
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here’s a floui thing that popped into my head
louisiana has tattoos and he lets florida color them in with washable markers when he’s bored
sometimes florida uses permanent markers for fun :)
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CaliYork headcanons!!
New York likes to just have California sit on his lap, and then dig his head into their back. He does this so he doesn’t have to socialize, and Cal does all the talking for him
New York fell first
California fell harder
Florida set them up, so in return (whether it was for payback to embarrass him- looking at you, NY- or as a favor) they set Florida up with Loui
They go on double dates a lot, especially with Florida and Loui bc Florida lives with Cal, but they also go with Washington and Oregon
Cali goes by they/he/she pronouns and York found out by accident but accepted him nonetheless
Cal makes flower crowns and other sorts of crafts to show affection towards NY
NY gives physical affection a lot (will also beat up anyone who’s mean to Cal)
Cal is autistic and one time Texas found out and would not shut up about it and was making fun of her because.. well… he’s Texas. So NY caused a fight with him
Cal is on fire a lot during hot seasons so NY has to fill them in on stuff he misses in meetings
During the winter, when NY gets snow storms and can barely move because he’s freezing, Cal does the same for him
#wttt california#wttt new york#wttt#california wttsh#wttsh headcanons#wttt headcanons#wttsh new york#caliyork#yorkcali#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table
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