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Luz: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Hunter: Several traffic violations.
Willow: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Gus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Amity: Also, that's not our car.
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Wednesday: *pulls out a knife*
Enid: oh no
Wednesday: *opens cardboard box with it*
Enid: oh okay
Wednesday: *pulls a gun out of the box*
Enid: oh no
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Wednesday: [recording videos with everyone] I have no intention of being friends
Wednesday: [playing board games with everyone] You're all just stepping stones to my success
Wednesday: [baking a cake for Enid's birthday] Friends are a distraction
Wednesday: [in a group hug] disgusting
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Marcy: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Marcy: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Anne: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Sprig: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Polly: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Hop Pop: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Sasha: I hate you guys so much.
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Luz, staring out of the window and thinking:
Amity: She’s so beautiful and thoughtful, I wonder what brilliant insights are crossing her mind today :)
Luz: wens-day... whens-day... weds-ne-day??
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Sasha: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
Sprig, nodding: Knife Monopoly
Sasha:
Sasha: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is
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Sasha: I'm 60% talent, 15% sexy, 25% sentimental, and 100% girlfriend material *winks at Marcy*
Marcy: That's 200%.
Sasha, angry that her flirting failed: Well maybe I'm twice the man that you'll ever be.
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Enid: You're gonna be just fine, we'll fix you right up
Wednesday, bleeding out in the courtyard: Now is not the time for optimism. My innards are becoming outards
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Anne: Damn, the power went out.
Sprig: Don’t worry, I got this.
Sprig: shakes rapidly and starts to light up
Anne: What-?
Sprig: I swallowed a glow stick!
Anne, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Willow, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE LADYBUG!!!!
Gus: ...That's a gecko-
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Marcy: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Sasha: Only if you also don't ask why.
Sasha: pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag
Marcy: …
Marcy, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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Therapist: We call that a traumatic experience.
Therapist, turning to Anne: Not a "bruh moment".
Therapist, turning to Marcy: Not "sadge".
Therapist, turning to Sasha: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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Sasha: You've got to act tough, Anne! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!
Anne: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it.
Anne, standing up on their stool and slamming their hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.
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Willow: Scared, Luz?
Luz: A little.
Willow: That’s alright. I felt the same way before my first game.
Luz: What happened?
Willow: I, uh, don’t really remember. I took a grudgby ball to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later.
Luz:
Luz:
Luz:
Luz:
Luz: sOUNDS LIKE A SAFE SPORT FOR CHILDREN, GLAD TO BE A PART OF THE TEAM.
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Enid: *kisses Wednesday's neck*
Wednesday: what is this?
Enid: affection
Wednesday: disgusting
Wednesday:
Wednesday: do it again
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Eda: Would you like something to drink? [Opens the fridge] We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Luz: Spiders?
Eda: Spiders it is then.
Luz: No, that wasn't-
Eda: [Already pouring a glass brimming with spiders]
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