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Owl House and Amphibia incorrect quotes, probably
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Enid: You're gonna be just fine, we'll fix you right up
Wednesday, bleeding out in the courtyard: Now is not the time for optimism. My innards are becoming outards
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Luz: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Hunter: Several traffic violations.
Willow: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Gus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Amity: Also, that's not our car.
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Chloe: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Max: Oh my god, really?!
Chloe: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
#life is strange#life is strange incorrect quotes#wivern's incorrect quotes#max caulfield#chloe price
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Willow, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE LADYBUG!!!!
Gus: ...That's a gecko-
#owl house#the owl house#toh#owl house incorrect quotes#the owl house incorrect quotes#toh incorrect quotes#wivern's incorrect quotes#willow park#gus porter#incorrect quotes
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Max, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Chloe, the love of my life, for telling me Victoria was going to win and to not bother preparing a speech.
#surprise life is strange quotes#life is strange#life is strange incorrect quotes#max caulfield#chloe price#wivern's incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Eda: Would you like something to drink? [Opens the fridge] We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Luz: Spiders?
Eda: Spiders it is then.
Luz: No, that wasn't-
Eda: [Already pouring a glass brimming with spiders]
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Wednesday: [recording videos with everyone] I have no intention of being friends
Wednesday: [playing board games with everyone] You're all just stepping stones to my success
Wednesday: [baking a cake for Enid's birthday] Friends are a distraction
Wednesday: [in a group hug] disgusting
#wednesday's back guys#wednesday#wednesday netflix#wednesday incorrect quotes#wednesday addamns#wivern's incorrect quotes
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[on a trip to the zoo]
Polly: so what are they in for
Anne: this isn't a prison
Polly: so they can leave?
Anne: well no but-
Polly, pointing a penguin: i bet that one killed somebody
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Sasha: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
Sprig, nodding: Knife Monopoly
Sasha:
Sasha: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is
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Sprig: Turns on the kitchen light
Anne: Sitting at the kitchen table, eating ants
Sprig: It’s four in the morning.
Anne: Turn the light back off.
#amphibia#amphibia incorrect quotes#wivern's incorrect quotes#amphibia episode cursed!#im not finding the actual tag for that#if that even exists as a tag#it was just too perfect to not make this a quote#the original said bread before not ants
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Enid: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Wednesday: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Enid: You don’t have to wear…
Wednesday: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Marcy and Sasha are planning to break in somewhere
Marcy: We need to distract the guards.
Sasha: Right.
Marcy: What are we gonna do?
Sasha: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Marcy:
Sasha:
Marcy: Deal.
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Marcy: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Sasha: Only if you also don't ask why.
Sasha: pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag
Marcy: …
Marcy, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
#she needs it for maddie lmao#amphibia#amphibia incorrect quotes#wivern's incorrect quotes#marcy wu#sasha waybright
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Anne: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Sasha: What? No good morning?
Anne: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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Therapist: We call that a traumatic experience.
Therapist, turning to Anne: Not a "bruh moment".
Therapist, turning to Marcy: Not "sadge".
Therapist, turning to Sasha: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
#amphibia#amphibia incorrect quotes#wivern's incorrect quotes#sasha waybright#marcy wu#anne boonchuy
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Anne: Damn, the power went out.
Sprig: Don’t worry, I got this.
Sprig: shakes rapidly and starts to light up
Anne: What-?
Sprig: I swallowed a glow stick!
Anne, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Anne: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Sasha: Take them!
Anne: Punch them in the neck!
Sprig: Say thank you!
Polly: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Anne: …
Anne: No.
#amphibia#amphibia incorrect quotes#wivern's incorrect quotes#anne boonchuy#sasha waybright#sprig plantar#polly plantar
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