would you.smoke this bug ifhe fell into yr bong
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happy birthday king sorry for the horrors beyond your comprehension
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people on instagram know nothing
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do you think Chuuya and Poe would make good friends?
in my opinion, i think they would to be honest. Poe is labelled the only tall guy Chuuya won't immediately maul because Chuuya refuses to acknowledge Poe is 6'0" and Poe silently slumps over more to seem less taller
also they'd totally have movie nights
This is a concept that had not ever occurred to me but I am now very attached to it, thank you anon—I feel like they really would get along! Reading Stormbringer convinced me that Chuuya is an introvert, so it seems like they’d vibe well together, and it might be fun for Chuuya to get to hang out with a smart person who doesn’t have the personality of Dazai or Ranpo lol
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sometimes i think about how much the gods interfered with leo’s childhood and i have to wonder if they usurped the fates. like was his mum always meant to die tragically? was it just always his fate to be so traumatised from a young age? hand on heart i would wage war for that kid to have had even a semblance of a normal childhood.
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do you watched pride and prejudice ?
If I may rephrase your question, my dear:
*holds a finger into the air* How many times have I watched the 2005 adaptation of Pride and Prejudice?
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Target acquired
Attempting to approach target
Mission failed: banished to the floor
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when your mind is a student, eagerly waiting for its next lesson.
when your mind is a sponge, easily absorbing what it's told.
when your mind is a pet, preparing to be trained.
when your mind is thirsty, lapping up anything it's given.
when your mind is ravenous, devouring the information it's being fed.
when your mind is a game, wanting to be played.
when your mind is a lock, opening with the right key.
when your mind is an app, waiting to be programmed.
when your mind obeys, your body follows.
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Shiv throwing up and crying and screaming at Tom for fucking her cousin knowing she slept with Willa, Tabitha, and Rava
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"How did Mara appear behind the Guardian so suddenly?" well... (from an idea discussed with my friends on our discord, feat. one of their hunters about to be spooked <3)
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Seeing the whole incidents that have happened around the npc va person from b g 3 isn’t a full surprise to me, I can’t explain more than the feeling I felt seeing them in pictures or clips..something felt, off, I didn’t like them.. my instinct was on alert of don’t trust them, and it was right.
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“What if Sweeney Todd was a car…?”
*immediately raises hand*
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fuckkhhghghh
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Comprehensive list of things I must check when my tummy hurts before I’m allowed to worry about appendicitis:
Have not broken fast yet and it is Afternoon
In contrast, ate too much and now feeling ill
Have not drank water since yesterday
Laying still for too long
Bra too tight
Staring at screen for too long
Uterus revolting
Need to shit
Stress
Regular stomach bug
Reading something sad and tummy hurts because of sympathy pains
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He is the best thing that's happened to me I'm so fucking for real
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