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otasuneyaoi · 1 month
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look what came guys
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nukeaspen · 10 months
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‼️‼️ATTENTION‼️‼️
everyone look at this old ass groundhog me and my gf saw today!!!!
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they sat very still and pretty for pictures before running away :]
‼️‼️THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME‼️‼️
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the way femme and butch lesbians look at each other >>>>
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sapphybandit · 28 days
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Hi wife
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mousegirlheart · 7 months
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get ready for fat girl fall 👈 me when im too stubborn to use my cane on a high pain day and im about to scare the shit out of my wife in the other room
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amiracleilluminated · 2 months
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helltrskelter · 1 year
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I feel alive, when I'm beside
La Seine,
La Seine,
La Seine
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twosides--samecoin · 3 months
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Being married to a Fallout fan who also makes cosplay is cool because you'll just open the closet and-
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An Atom Cats jacket @edaworks painted!
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daiwild · 5 months
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Genuinely how can anyone hate Max Jägerman. He is just too silly.
He is a literal monster. He's a goofy goober. Kyle calls him "Maxie". He'll punch the lights out of anyone who disses his girl. He thinks holding someones books is flirting. He told the school's only known prude to watch porn. He has a god complex. He's Jacked. "Had to sell your bowtie to feed your fucking family 🥺 ?" He cannot pronounce rendezvous but he has said "Deposit this trash in the nearest receptacle." He believes in ghosts. He doesn't pronounce the T in skeleton. He enjoys a good prank. He's so bad at being evil–he does a complete 180 in personality once the nerds do something "nice" for him. He fell 3 stories and pissed his fucking pants. He likes puns. He quotes the bible not once, but twice. He ejaculated to his own name. His rizz is so insane it got him sent to super hell. HE LIKES TO CUDDLE.
He is such a fun character and Will Branner acts the fuck outta him.
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someonesthoughtswh · 22 days
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hey (with the intention of building all the lego flower sets with my gf)
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sapphybandit · 25 days
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WIFE stands for
Wife
I love my wife
Fhew have you seen my wife
Estrogen
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mousegirlheart · 6 months
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compliment of the week: wife said my pee smells yummy like kfc
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