(I screwed up the text placement on the last page, read from professor membrane top left, down to zim bottom left, then dib top right)

Poor Dib lol

Btw i headcanon that zim has an internship at membrane labs when they're in high school. Zim talks to Membrane about Dib and them hanging out (he thinks the boys are dating and just not telling him yet) and the professor is hoping zim's "real science" attitude rubs off on Dib lmao

WAIT EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP MY HYSTERECTOMY IS ON THE IDES OF MARCH

Doctor Elise Qi Rong AU

in which shortly after dying in canon (i know that since his ashes weren’t destroyed that he’s probably still alive but please bear with me), qi rong finds himself reincarnated in the modern world and decides that in this life he's going to become someone that guzi would proudly call his father (nevermind the fact that the kid loves him just the way he is), and decides that in order for that to happen, he’s going to become a doctor and save lives and he ends up becoming a super accomplished surgeon with an extremely high success rate.

unfortunately while on his way home from a hospital shift, he ends up getting hit by a truck (you know i had to include truck-kun in this au!) and when he wakes up, he’s in his bedroom back when he was still prince xiao jing of xianle.

the good news is that he can be reunited with guzi again, the bad news is that he’s going to have to wait 800 years before the reunion can happen.

so because he can't really do anything but wait, qi rong decides that he's going to continue his work as a doctor and he ends up accidentally single-handedly revolutionizing ancient china's world of medicine along the way.

This has been circling my brain for days but Darian as Jean Valjean, Adrian as Javert, musical track Confrontation, yes

Decided just now that it'd be really funny to have a whole bunch of different d&d characters who are all like former knights of the same order or crestfallen sellswords from the same mercenary company but also have all of them individually believing for their own reasons that they are the last surviving member of their group

"so what's bakuten shoot beyblade about"

i personally think it would've been really funny if angel blades didn't work on human beings

I know this wouldn't happen (it better not anyway xd) but imagine if Iris isn't actually a problem at all and she's totally ready to sign but then she goes missing again xD. Carlos just like "aight I got a time crunch this time-"

Everyone: oh no, I'm so sorry 😔 you're going to find her because she's you best friend though :), that's swee-

Carlos: oh, no, I'm going to find her because she didn't sign the freaking divorce papers before disappearing

read camp dama.scus. enjoyed some stuff, really wish i didn't have the experience so often reading a book that's Good and Progressive and about Queer Affirmation etc of feeling like i'm side-eying the author like 'and you know that delineating the people that oppose you as pure evil that therefore deserves torture or death or being eliminated from society entirely is bad, right? you know that, right??'

..

dad for one but with rei...

Could you like, imagine if Rei was his daughter he didn't know what to do with, she's strong and cold but doesn't particularly want to be a villain, and he doesn't much want her to be one either, not in any way that threatens his stuff or her life at least. But then he hears Endeavor's been looking around for a match and he thinks "oh, there's no way he's gonna fall for an ice match right, he knows that would end awful right" but uh he fell for the match and the fake family in need and Rei's beautiful but aloof air, so,,, why not stick with it and see where it goes? it'll be good blackmail material, right? and its not like his daughter has a life of her own, or anything. he can bring her back to the base after and no one is any wiser, and she'll hate heroes even more and- kid?? and a second kid so soon? does she just want to get it over with? well seems like it's working, his underling tells him Touya is having problems with his quirk, but now instead of divorce and setting himself up for blackmail, Endeavor just keeps trying?? now four grandkids?? and Rei, showing her nerves on the phonecall with him for the first time in years, tells him that Touya tried to kill his baby brother and this one actually had the quirk Endeavor wanted and AfO thought impossible?? AfO decides nows the time to collect his family back and gets Touya before he can completely burn up, but Rei realizes she'd rather have her kids stuck with Enji than AfO, so she chooses to burn Shoto's face so Enji keeps him close and sends her away and??? i dunno she just hopes everyone forgets about Fuyumi and Natsuo because they're safer ignored and neglected than anything else???

The Main Trio is complete! (sorta I kinda want to redo Pac but I can do that later-)

does krusie still happen in teammateswap

Absolutely not. I've said this multiple times and I'll say it again, Susie is an honorary Dreemurr. Pretty much everyone (including the Holidays and Susie herself) sees her as a part of Kris's family. They ARE family. Also considering Susie sees Kris as a sibling and their parents as HER (secondary) parents, it'd be...a little weird to pair them up like that. Toriel has THREE kids and one of them is her 6ft tall purple reptile daughter :-)

Everything else is on the table though, idc too much. have fun! just know that that's not what this au is really about. i separate my shipping nonsense from teammateswap (and even the rest of my aus to a certain extent).

(btw don't romantically pair susie and noelle with men...or ship anything else "unsavory" for lack of a better word)

Just a little reminder that personal observations don't always represent the entire story and to disregard people who say something that contradictions what you believe without examining it first shows you aren't someone who can be trusted to examine your own biases

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god WILL you just be able to wail on bosses as kiryu in LAD8 ??????