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ithebookhoarder · 3 years
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Your sleepy head canons for the SW trio were adorable! Can I pretty please ask what the original star wars babies would be like with a sick reader? I just need some cuteness in my life right now and I'm rewatching the movies so yeah...
A/N: Um, yes you can! One fluffy dose of OG star wars coming up. 
Star Wars (Head-canons): Dealing with a sick reader
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Han:
This man is a marshmallow on the inside, even if years alone in the smuggling game has ensured that it’s deeply hidden away beneath that stoicism and devil-may-care attitude. 
You are one of the only people in the entire galaxy he lets see his softer side, whether it’s his casual affection during the day on the Falcon, or his little thoughtful gestures like fetching you caff when you’re flying or working your ass off on repairs. 
It’s why he’s actually rather sweet to you when you’re sick, ordering Chewie to take over whatever you were meant to be doing so you can get some rest.
“Han. I’m fine. It’s just a sniffle. I’ll live.”
“I know that, princess, but I don’t need you breaking my ship because you’re too busy coughing and sneezing to see what wires you’re tinkering with.”
You laugh, knowing his sass is his way of hiding the worry that’s brewing inside of him at the sight of you coughing and spluttering around the place. So, you surrender your tools to him and allow him to help you back to your quarters. It’s that or letting him drag you there over his shoulder, like some kind of deranged caveman. 
Once you get to your room, you half expect him to leave you there to fend for yourself, but you’re surprised to see him hovering around you, already working out a list of supplies. 
“You should lie down. I’ll grab ya some of that fancy tea you like so damn much.”
“Thanks, hon.”
“Do you need anything else? What about some more blankets? Some pillows? I can grab Chewie’s. He doesn’t need it-“
Who knew Han Solo could be such a secret mother hen?
Turns out, with all his travels, he knows a thing or two about fending off a cold. It’s actually rather cute. 
You’re too busy trying not to laugh to say no as he hurries about the place and effectively builds you a nest in your shared quarters. He’s also glued to your side, leaving his Wookie first mate in charge while he sees to your every need, even if it’s just holding you while you sleep off whatever it is that’s taken you down.  
“I told you you needed a better coat on that planet but nooo your stubborn ass said you didn’t need one.”
“Han. Stop. I didn’t catch this cold there.”
“Where else would you have caught it?”
“Things just happen. It’s ok.”
Han definitely doesn’t think it’s ok, but he doesn’t want to tire you out for arguing over something dumb. You’re just as stubborn as he is and arguments between you two have been known to go on for days sometimes. 
Instead, he agrees to disagree for now. As long as you rest and get better then everything else doesn’t matter. 
However, the next time you plan to leave the ship he just so happens to be waiting by the ramp, a thick, chunky coat in his hand. And a hat. And gloves. 
He grins and presses a kiss to your frowning face as you waddle out, almost suffocating but willing to endure for his sake and as a thank you for all his care the past week.
You also make a mental note to repay the favour next time he gets a little under the weather. You’re sure Chewie would enjoy the sight of his captain haggling with clients, while swaddled in knitwear. 
Luke:
Coming from a desert planet, Luke doesn’t know too much about handling things like colds. He’s more used to handling dehydration, sunburn, malnutrition or even the odd blaster wound or two from Jawas.
However, once joining the Rebellion, he learns pretty quickly after being struck down with surprising regularity. He’s an old friend to  colds and other conditions common on other planets and in space. 
That’s actually how he meets you, always being ordered to stop by the Med Bay by Leia the minute he starts sneezing. 
“I don’t need you spreading the plague, Luke,” she sighs, ushering him over to you and ordering him to let you take care of him. “You may be some mighty Jedi but even Jedis get sick.” 
You actually enjoy getting to spend time with Luke when he’s sick, and sharing your knowledge about cures and ways to avoid catching diseases in the first place. Luke also enjoys listening to you, admiring how clever you are and how kind, and careful, you are when handling patients. 
Thus, when you eventually get sick, he’s only too eager to return the favour. It’s time for him to take care of you, even if he knows you’re perfectly capable of doing it yourself. 
“Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, Y/N. Let me help you. Please?”
You smile, agreeing as he takes up residence at your bedside for the next few days. Turns out, he actually has a tender bedside manner, and is incredibly good at keeping you distracted when you get fed up of being on bedrest. 
He’s also incredibly aware of changes in mood or your condition, sensing them through the force before you even do. Hence why he’s by your side the moment you take a bad turn, despite him being half way across the base for training.
If he’s out of breath then that’s just a coincidence cause nooooo, he didn’t run here. No. He was right outside and just so happened to be coming in when you needed him most. 
“Luke? What the-?”
“Here. I brought soup and some more pain killers from the med bay.” 
You take his offerings, grinning in delight as the smell of food hits your nose. “Hmm, my saviour.”
His smile is the cutest thing you’ve ever seen as is his blushing cheeks. “I’m just taking care of you. Who else is going to nurse me back to health next time I’m the one who’s sick?”
“Anything for my favourite farm-boy.” 
“Your farm-boy.”
His kiss as he settles in bed beside you is almost enough to make you feel better all on its own. 
Leia:
Like mother, like daughter, this woman is a public servant. She may also be a workaholic, but she has her priorities in order and you come before whatever meetings or plans she has for the day.
In fact, the first time you got sick and didn’t tell her, she was hurt. It was C3-PO that had outed you, saying something about you being in your rooms and unable to join in the meeting scheduled that morning when asked where you were. (You knew you shouldn’t have trusted that golden tin can) 
Leia had been on you in seconds, bursting in your room and yelling at you for a whole hour about how stupid it was to suffer in silence. 
“We have medical staff, Y/N, for this exact reason! You’d rather lie here in pain, suffering, when you could have called someone? Or even me? Don’t tell me you’ve been around Han too much, Maker knows I don’t need two stubborn idiots on this base.”
“I love you too, Your Majesty.”
“Shut up or I’ll tell threepio to come and watch you.”
“You wouldn’t dare!” 
She would dare, but you were more than happy to put up with the lecture, however, given that she was busy wiping at your brow and tucking you in whilst yelling. That, and you had enough of a headache without threepio making worse. 
It felt rather surreal to think you had royalty waiting on you hand and foot - even if Leia would have yelled again if you said that to her face. She loved you more than anything and made sure to tell you at least once a day. She wasn’t just a princess, she was your partner and that was all that mattered. 
Needless to say, you’d learnt your lesson; whenever you got sick again, you made sure to let Leia know you weren’t feeling great. 
That way she could make sure to keep an eye on you, or assign someone to do so when she was dragged from your side for some super urgent meeting she couldn’t avoid any longer. 
“I’ll be back as soon as I can.”
“Leia. Go. You’re needed. I can survive an hour or so without you, but we all know this base won’t if you don’t get your ass over to mission control.” 
“You have a good point.” 
You chuckle as she steals a kiss before hurrying off to her duties. By the time you wake up from your nap, she’s back again and curled up next to you, watching you out of the corner of her eye whilst she works on the pad in her lap. 
She also sings you little lullabies when you’re sick and can’t sleep. They’re all songs her parents sang to her whenever she got sick as a kid. That alone makes you feel better, sharing something so private with her. 
Long story short, you may hate being sick, but you don’t hate being sick with Leia around to love and care for you. 
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soft-femagines · 5 years
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Hi, if you're not too backed up on requests, could I request fluff headcanons about Kazuya from smt 1? not romantic necessarily, just nice hcs about him alone or with others (or a single drabble if that's easier to do). Thank you!
Yes, of course! I know I've got tons of matchups to do but I started a Law run of smt1 recently and I got inspired to write this so hERE I AM I GUESS
General Kazuya Headcannons
•He radiates chaotic dumbass energy. His mind is a DVD screensaver and every time it hits the corner he gets a thought
•Kaz, Yuji (Law), and Takeshi (Chaos) collectively have 3 braincells total and Yuji has 2 of them
•Kaz (Takeshi filming): "I will now drink 8 glasses of milk in 2 minutes."
Yuji: "No. Nope. No, you won't"
•It's honestly a miracle he's still alive. He once swallowed a life stone because he thought it would be more effective than using it the normal way
•He doesn't know heck about cooking or basic nutrition either; he's been living off instant ramen ever since Takeshi and Yuji left him by himself. Someone help him. He eats it dry sometimes.
•He has his demons use agi to boil the water
•Yuji: "Hey Kaz, what do you want to eat?"
(The demon in Kazuya's pocket comp): "The souls of the innocent"
Kaz: "A bagel"
Pocket Demon: "NOOOOO"
Kaz: "Two bagel"
•Don't let his dumbassery fool you though. He's a lot smarter than he lets on (at least, he's booksmart. It's common sense he lacks)
•He's got no sense of self preservation, but he cares a lot about Takeshi and Yuji. It almost broke him when they went separate ways; they were all he had after the events of 199X. 
•No matter who he eventually sides with, if he chooses to side with anyone at all, the decision haunts him for the rest of his life. He gets horrible nightmares that wake him up in a cold sweat if he's lucky. On some unlucky nights, he's forced to sleep through them, reliving those awful moments again and again.
•He's not one to share emotions. He bottles them up and bites his tongue. 
•He's almost never talkative, but on days when he can't shake his bad memories, he's even more quiet. It's subtle though; the only ones who can pick up on it are Takeshi and Yuji.
•Takeshi and Yuji have a foolproof solution for this: tackle-hug the heck out of him and don't let go until he's smiling again. It's dumb and goofy but it WORKS, OK
•He loves staying up late into the morning hours watching bad anime and playing video games. Takeshi and Yuji almost always join him
•And they have the strangest sleep-deprived conversations
-4:19 am, Yu Gi Oh is playing
Kaz: "Yo. What if we could spray sunscreen directly onto the sun. We wouldn't have to put it on anymore"
Takeshi: "Yeah but it would freeze on the way there. Space is cold"
Kaz: "We could send it on a ship. The ship would go directly into the sun and explode on impact, covering the surface with sunscreen. Spf 100 of course"
Takeshi: "That's genius. And the sun is hot, so it won't freeze"
Yuji: "I don't even know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that, because I know you two actually think that would work"
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cold-iron-burns · 5 years
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We've come to a consensus.
Everyone present at the time of this writing will do their best to inform the ones who need the support of a gentle delivery of current events.
The ayes have it.
YOU WOULD HAVE A PARLIAMENT AS YOUR COMMUNICATION SPACE
what's wrong with that? if we all actually do our jobs, so many more of us will be represented
THATS A LOGICAL ARGUEMENT, BUT WHO IS REALLY GETTING REPRESENTED
-wait WhAt?! HoW mAnY oF yOu ArE tHeRe
Oh honey, more than you will ever know. It's gonna be okay. We found each other and that's what's important. We're gonna start introducing ourselves,
*or at least, becoming more clear*
I love all of you so much, thank you so much for letting me in, for being patient with me. I think I'm the host? what iss. @ -o{oo#t?
started dissociating, it felt physically painful. the documenter.
And the enchanting lady is? *turns to tip his hat and wink at the camera* A -name-? Do you honestly think I could have settled on any name? Any singular--yes, Zed is going to sleep. I'm very fond of him. Attracted to him? He is my Adonis. Every inch of his body is particularly unique to his position in spacetime. There will never again be a Zed in which he appears, feels, smells and tastes exactly the same as he does at this exact moment, continued, forever and so on, as far as you know, infinitely. The Philosopher.
Wait, no, the Philanthropist
Wait wait NO, I stand by The Philosopher (for now)
[hold up, are y'all tellin me -- you c'n cawl me your White Trash Sweetheart, get rid of that bracket there, that's for the Host now
she doesnt know if she's the host or not, wibblywoooooo~ teen punk brat? aww man, fuck you you stupid piece of shit
hiiii yeah hi, I'm post-apocalypse punk Mayor (yes, you can call me that, but its aspirational) wow very humble -- golf commentater (now based on ugh this is important remember the actress' name, you look stupid, don't just stand there staring off into space, GET BACK TO WORK
OH YEAH, hi BiTcH --oh he's gone, that's -too- bad. well, as I'm here anyway, we should get to know one another. I'm "sassy black woman" because you're ashamed people will think you're using me just for drama and that's pretty fuckin racist--
I'm Final Form Chie. I started as so many of our seeds do, a poor slave girl, who loses her virginity yeah it's okay to make shortcuts
FOCUS
she gains skills, proves useful to the master, destroys the master (sometimes with kindness sometimes literally depending on what we need at the time)
[I didn't know it was that specific]
I'm mixed, actually, but I'm inspired SO MUCH by Claws. FUCKING REPRESENTATION FINAL--
>nope nope nope, shut it down<
John Cleese?
not exactly. A bit like the entire cast of monty python rolled into one. I'm from the countryside, but I can't say for sure where
woooooo we almost lost her there. she was panicking about losing this productive high, but she pulled through and FOUND THAT RUBI. Small Town Beauty Queen. I don't find it insulting if it helps you remember me. I started as Fern of Charlotte's Web. I keep that mournful lullaby for you. It really changed your path, dear heart. I don't become Miss America or anything, I'm too old by that time. But I love my family so much. You have so much anger
Yes, that's right, Dearie. Maiden, Mother, Crone. We don't think it was intentional but we like the power we have when we cooperate. Yes, we guide ... oh honey, don't cry, it's gonna be okay. no, n-n-no, no, you don't h-h-have to oh no, I really don't want to be here, I wasn't sure what to wear before, oh, I've gotten comfortable and I'm stuttering less. No, I don't think people who stutter in real life have this drastic of
oh, oh my. oh no, I'm still Achates.
Does it really surprise you? Chie and Amaury loved me so much that they couldn't bear to part entirely. They feel loyal to answer when you call on them when recalled in memories; they consider it their duty to fight in sharing our stories! With Pictures!
I don't need pictures
Don't you? you need to sleep, you're exhausted and you have an appointment tomorrow. Please go the fuck to bed. Slightly Extra (okay kinda actually just really ~(EXTRA)~
okay how do I... Ah, I got it. I'm the lucky early gen x mom you both wish you had -- no, we are not combined, sugar tits.
I'm the hardass 70s-80s mom you would have had if you're life was a movie. Well, technically I can mask as any kind of 70s-80s media mom (one of y'all--us! oh, yes, i hear you. I want you to know I would protect you, Kevin. MOM UGH
keep going - the sprites (soot or rainbow, we shift to suit your needs. we might steal your shoes. we are only some of the fae court. crossover unknown cannot compute - PLEASE HURRY. GOOD. I AM THE ROBOT OF THE 80s and --scratch that record
I'm that part of you who knew she couldn't look like Zach Morris and wanted so badly just to be a little boy. You were SO CONNECTED with the host when I was there?
wait, I'm the host
no, you--you are now because writing takes concentrating which you are losing quickly. Hello! I'm Sassy Progressive Upper Class CONCENTRATE, DAMMIT. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. I don't care if I sound like -your-mom. Someone has to be the mom around here!
Someone has to be the mom around here.
Who wrote it?
you are high af.
keep letting your eyes go out of focus, yes you're getting sleepy, think how nice the bed will feel on that aching body. She deserves some rest, the old girl.
My body is a cow? wait, there's more. she shifts to being omniscient for scenes, if a cowsona (oh, yes, Buana and Gaushala and Pirwa ... Gaushala still has an arrow in the heart.
Yes, WoW Chie (Chiela will do.). I was here while you built your confidence to try... yes, dear, you really should sleep. TO TRY GETTING CATRIN AND RIAIN A HOME AFTER being abandoned when some of you lost the "spark" or whatever with Michael. I orchestrated some of the setup. you don't need to know my name. I'm both Italian immigrant/WHOA DO NOT EVEN CONNECT THE JEWISH COMMUNITY TO--NO, We Dont...*clears throat, drinks water*. No, you're not wealthy like Ms. Maisel, -we-, sorry, sometimes I have to pretend. Speaking of pretending, no, kid, I'm not as funny or talented as all the wonderful Jewish actresses (yeah yeah, Italian-American you, whatever his+her names are, we'll get to you later)
oh nooooo they're not sure if they'll fit the stereotype if they get loud but they wanna
yeah, sure kid, we sound a lot alike. we exist in a liminal space in which America (and new york city) (and every big american metropolis)... we can all celebrate our differences
It's alright, you just need to focus. I'm 90s Successful Well Paying Professional (I can be in the late 80s WA>T)
you're just stating tropes you stupid bitch
whale!
MISS PIGGY
LOOK AT HER FAT FINGERS
remember when you -hold on- hold on for me, my love lovely?
~do you wanna be my lover, gotta get wit my friends, make it last forever cause that's the way it is"
some of us havent learned to swype yet, fuuuuuck. you're popular--but not top tier popular 4th grade 4H champion with all the ribbons. you'll grow up (yes it's hard, i want to be a teacher one day. I'm based on Angie. I'm the imaginary life you might have led if your family wasn't so difficult. We should give them credit, everyone's trying their best. Oh, I can take on mom duties when I need, we also have kids in our future. We live in Lagrange (my husband and I, at this point in the line) but we don't make as much as our parents yet, though. Yet. Yes, I know what it feels like to feel content but maybe have some (or a lot of) wanderlust in life. I'm ten or so years older than you, so while our dedication to staying in Lorain County is important to the values we wish to impart on our children (yes we are Christian. We love Sharon with all our heart and we're so glad (there's a small congregation of us, maybe enough to fill a quiet one room cottage on Sunday, God willing. I'm inspired by the Amish women I see selling their wares and replicate "Amish" methods when making food for my family (I'm good friends with The Baker. We watch Steven Universe with you! We're so excited for the movie and hope we get to talk to you about it! I showed it to Chip and Carol, well I keep talking with them about it and they agreed to get around to watching it with me. I want to be a good ally. I'm, you know, only a little bi. I know that's probably inappropriate--oh- okay, oh, my, oh WOW are my hormones nuts. I'm pretty enough but nerdy enough that I'm kinda in a weird middle tier of popularity. Haha, oh, that's funny. I'm part Sunday (we miss her! some of us are so jealous of her we want to claw her comfortable boomer life from her hands.
That's awful. Shame on you. Suffering is relative.
SHE HASN'T EVEN SUFFERED A FRACTION OF WHAT I SUFFERED
Oh yes. You are the raw emotion of what the Host(?) feels when listening to Jekyll & Hyde, but only the certain version claws at our hearts
We salute the departed Host.
I miss her. Many of us do. But she crumbled under the pressure of knowing too much. She remembered too much before she was ready.
Parliament: We [redacted for time] ...salute her memory. She fought well, carried her armor, was ready to take on anything and change the world, even if in a small way.
She's Not Dead.
sprites: {hushed whispers to avoid being heard by parliament} {WAIT, NO, WE ARE NOT THE HOUSE OF COMMONS}
there's a lot of you when you get mad.
@@@@@@ Angie no, please don't put me to bed. I'm gonna be a computer genius - I mean, maybe not genius and did you know colleges could pay you to get a Bachelor's degree, it's called "scholarships", I mean, this changes -everything-!
I love you, Cameron. I came first, but you gave me a perfect form. I help the others feel calm. Community is punk, but is corporate entanglement the final destination-- hey, wait a minute, I'm not done talking!
whoa bitch. I mean, we have to mention joe. want to be him, want to fuck him, His story, too, is tangible to me. maybe we're a package deal now, ha! I'll try to remember the good times more than the bad, for the health of all of us.
SO SAY WE ALL
wait, what the fuck are you trying to say
hey, it's cool, it's cool.
nah it aint cool
STOP IT STOP FIGHTING
let's think about date sugar
Ah. That was a good distraction. but we really must be off to bed.
is this productive?
Love, it's okay to be sad about losing the real Ben. \It's okay to have any kind of feeling at all.
Ladies and gents and nonbinaries and everyone else, please at least get up into the bed to think about flickin the bean. More like taking a bush-hog to a lil baby bean sprout, but whatever. let the rest of us lie down.
night y'all!
:)
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