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thecourtesanschateau · 2 years

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skin care review of the products i've tried so far. skin type: brown skin, oily problem areas: enlarged pores, prone to hyperpigmentation

origins checks and balances frothy face wash: love it.❤️ i've been using mini sizes of this so far but i'm really tempted to buy a full size and not even bother trying out other face washes which shows how much i like it. clears up blemishes, washes away excess oil and lathers good. imo it's good value for the money because you literally only need a dime size amount. leaves your face with a clean feeling that's just a little "tight".

thayers toner: this is probably the holy grail toner for so many people and will probably become mine as well. i'm currently using the rose petal version and although it doesn't smell like roses (to me) it isn't super drying, is actually a little moisturizing and i have notice a reduction in my pore size. inexpensive and works good. 👍🏾

origins clear improvement active charcoal mask: i LOVE this mask. i wish i could use it every day but it's a detox mask so i only use it once or twice a week. when i do use it i notice that my skin is softer, pore size has gotten smaller and ALL excess oil has been removed. i just purchased the peter thomas roth charcoal mask so i'm interested to see how it compares to this one.

the ordinary niacinamide 10% + zinc 1% serum: i wanted to like this because so many people seem to rave about the ordinary's products but it did absolutely nothing for me. the serum is suppose to target and improve skin texture/dullness, reduce shine/oiliness, blemishes, etc. it did none of that for me. i will say that a little bit goes a long way, it absorbs okay into the skin and doesn't leave behind any kind of residue.

the ordinary caffeine solution 5% + egcg: 😡 i'm conflicted over this product. i'll start with the good: the serum is meant to depuff and reduce dark circles. i had "light" dark circles and the serum got rid of them. however once the dark circles were gone i suddenly started to notice FINE LINES underneath my eyes. wtf did these come from!? 😳😫🤬 after my panic attack, i immediately blamed the product because i hadn't noticed them before (maybe i was too busy noticing my dark circles lol) but now i'm thinking that the product gave me fine lines. yes i know that sounds crazy. i went back to the reviews and after reading, sure enough some of the other commenters did say that the product increased the appearance of their fine lines (or just flat out gave them fine lines) so i guess i wasn't entirely crazy. but here's the odd thing...alot of the reviewers that mentioned an increase in fine lines also mentioned how drying the product was but it was SO FUCKING OILY/GREASY [to me]. it's THICK and it didn't fully absorb into my skin, it kind of just sat there? i know that not everything that is oily is moisturizing and this was definitely one of those examples. if you use this please use an undereye moisturizer afterwards. i really wish the ordinary would put that on their box somewhere… although i'm brown skin i would advise anyone with really fair skin to test this product on their wrist before using it because it does have a yellow-ish tint to it. none of the reviews i read mentioned anything about it "staining" but i also didn't expect to get an "increase" in fine lines so.....😒 not really trying to slam this product, because clearly it works for a lot of people i just wasn't one of them.

origins ginzing oil-free energy boosting gel moisturizer: i wasn't expecting this to work for me but i purchased several origins kits and this moisturizer came in all of them so i figured i would use it. would i recommend this for oily skin? no. but i would recommend this for someone that has normal skin, maybe combo skin or anyone that's looking for a light moisturizer. it does leave a bit of a "glow" after you're done applying it which is why i don't recommend this for anyone with oily skin but i imagine that the glow would look good on probably everyone else lol. this does has a citrus smell to it. it dissipates after maybe 15 mins but if you're very sensitive to smells or just don't like the smell of citrus, i wouldn't recommend it.

in conclusion (or the tldr version): thayers toners are probably the goat for all skin types (especially if you want something that's alcohol free or have dry skin), origins mini products are great to try out if you're deciding whether or not to invest in their full sizes, the ordinary's products did me dirty.

#skincareproducts #skincaretips #skincare review

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onestepbackwards · 2 years

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You know, as cute and wholesome as it was to read about Emmet making clothes for his beloved, those weren't my intention, so let me rephrase it for you.

The tight webs keep you in place on the big cobweb as Emmet looms over your aching body, he coos about you and calls you prey while pondering out loud on how he should eat you. He fundels with your breasts and playfully nips at your neck injecting some venom in the prose. You desperately whine for more but the web on your mouth restrains you from speaking, after he's had his fun he absentmindedly says to himself how he must “tender the meat” as one of his claws enters your leaking cunt. His instinct screamed at him to take you now but he held back wanting to get the best of it before the main course. Emmet's intention is to make you see the outlines of the stars just when he's aligned his cock to your entrance.

Imagine being praised by Ingo as he fingers you, you try to compliment him back but all that escapes you are whiny moans and groans but the sounds you make are greater than any compliment he's ever received. His multiple unseen hands wander all over your body pleasuring you through your clothes as your helpleasy writhe overstimulated.

When none of the boys have any stamina but still want to make you scream in ecstasy they will hold you close in bed on top of them as they thrust up into you.

Like I've said before, the twins have a great sense of smell which is good for hunting, but it backfires when you're thinking horny thoughts in the middle of their visit to the town. I beat they dreamed or at least thought about fucking you in the myers office just for fun.

I want Emmet to tie me up in his web and act like i’m his prey wtf 😩

God, just imagining him injecting his venom into you to either relax you, or make you incredibly horny 😳 His webbing wraps you in a way that leaves a good chunk of your body exposed, while still binding you like prey. He loves taking his time with you, as if he’s playing with his food. The more you squirm, the more his begins to salivate. You smell divine, and he can feel his aching cock basically begging to be buried deep in you... However, the game is way too much fun. He can’t help but tease you more and more. The way you whimpered as his claws finger your pussy drives him insane. When he finally pushes himself in, you are practically a babbling mess, just begging for his cock. The sight makes him harder. Whenever Emmet is like this, expect it to be a long night. He loves doing this with you, and plans to make the most of it. By the time he unbinds you, your cunt is dripping with his spent, and you are completely out of it. Don’t worry though, his webbing is also comfortable to sleep on after a night like this :) And UGH I want Ingo to hold me down with phantom limbs. I’d imagine he takes his time stretching you open, each mewl and moan making his flames burn a little brighter. He can’t help but tell you how good you are for him, and how you are so gorgeous as you clench down on his fingers. He doesn’t even have to fuck you to get pleasure from this. Just watching you, hearing your noises, and letting his hands wander is enough to make him cum untouched. He loves doing this with you just as much as actually fucking you. ungdnfdnfsnfd and imagining one or both just,,, lazily fucking into you as you sit on their cocks. They are so big inside you, that they don’t even have to thrust hard to completely bury themselves inside you. They fill you up so well, even like this. All they have to do is lightly lift you and drop you, and you are a mess. And you BET they have thought about fucking you in the office. It would be petty, sweet revenge, and no one could do a thing about it if they did. The definitely know whenever you are horny for either of them, your arousal giving you away before you know it. They can smell it from a mile away. They hate it when you feel that way in town. As much as they would like to take you in front of everyone, so they all know who you belong to, they would never actually do it. Especially since their desire for no one else but them to see you in such a state, or hear you noises is strong. That’s only for them. Only they can see your lewd faces and hear your moans. Your scent is such a tease though. Expect your visit to be cut short. When they get their hands on you, you won’t be walking for a week.

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that-fic-girl · 2 years

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Reader wearing lingerie, going to Monty golf. In the dim lighting, Monty thinks you’re just wearing a normal outfit.

But oh.

When you get close enough to where he can see you.

It’s game over man

Suddenly you’re knocked over, bent down and ass up as he tears through it

And you know

It’s gonna be one hell of a night 😳

girl u are smart. SMART UGH

bro im not kidding this is like mwah chefs kisss

FOAMING OUT THE MOUTH WTF

MONTY X AFAB READER

LINGERIE;)

TW: HEAVY NSFW THEMES,

!NSFW VIDEO! also if you want to watch along to this I think it could help you mind imagine the scenario here:)

you went through the huge doors, guarding the infamous Monty Golf. tonight was the night you decided to test your luck.

See, you've loved a certain tall, muscular, short tempered, flirtatious gator for a while now. so you thought It be a great idea to climb your way to his affection by seduction.

knowing that he'd probably blow you off because he doesn't know how to deal with emotions if you ever confessed, I think THIS was the best idea you could think of (dumb bitch.)

you felt the cold tiles prick the bottoms of your feet as you walked through the attraction, trying to find monty.

you heard a few swings and a couple grunts was coming from one of the golf roads and assumed it was him so you followed the sounds.

as you saw his scaly figure you dropped your robe and slowly walked in his direction.

"heyy monty~ you ok over there, big guy?~"

you said with your hands behind your back, looking like a mischievous brat.

"Heya, y/n. yeah im okay just tryna' get this ball in the hole. I've been trying to do it for weeks now and-"

he stopped his sentence when you finally came closer. presenting the beautiful sight you had to offer him.

"I- uh-"

he was at a loss of words. he just stared at your body, shocked. looking at you, his best friend, in a sexy, red lingerie all for him made him go feral.

"wow" he huffed, regaining his confidence back. "darlin' I didn't know that all this was under that baggy uniform. you should show off this perfect little body of yours~" he said with a smirk.

his hands started wandering over your figure. gently touching your curves and pulling you closer.

"you should've just got rid of those clothes if you like me so much without them" you chimed back, pulling your face closer to him.

this was gonna be a fun night

You and monty walk into one of the staff rooms hidden in the attraction. He opens the door and immediately you are flung onto a sofa.

Monty bent down to turn you over so he could have a clear view of your ass.

"mmm... perfect, such a good little pet for me aren't you?"

he pulled your panties to the side, having a good look at the heat between your thighs before deciding to shove one of his fingers into your aching hole.

you lightly moaned and squirmed as he slowly pushed two of his fingers in. he gave you a moment to get comfortable but in seconds after he was pounding his fingers into you.

you felt yourself begin to fall off the edge and monty felt it too.

before you got to cum, he removed his fingers from your throbbing pussy.

"you're not cumming yet sweetheart. not until you're on my cock"

he moved your ass up in position to line his length into you.

he gently pushed his cock into you and dug his nails into your waist.

"fuckk.. baby you're so tight'

you let out a whine of pleasure. it felt like euphoria was coming to attack you when you heard his grunts and moans.

he eventually started to move faster, hitting every one of your right spots.

you felt yourself being pulled backwards and forwards by the waistline string on the lingerie that was being held by monty to guid you onto his dick.

"omg yes- fuck baby you feel so good"

you let out several praises to the gator as he fucks you with no mercy.

The pleasure in the pit of your stomach got heavier and heavier until you felt like you where gonna explode. and you did just that.

you felt Monty thrust faster and harder. The moans he made were intoxicating and gave you the best feeling in the world.

The pounding grew harder and harder until he came all inside you, slapping your ass as he did.

he removed his dick from inside of you and let you lay down. covering you with some blankets he found in the stock boxes.

"fuck darlin' I love ya a bit too much I think haha" he sat down with you and held your hand, rubbing your back as you dosed off.

"you just might" you mumbled with a smile.

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liSTEN ITS 2 AM AND IM ILL AND TIRED I KNOW ITS SHIT BUT I WANNA MAKE YALL HAPPY :(

#fnaf #fnafsb #fnaf security breach #fnaf x reader #fnaf x afab reader #fnaf monty x reader #fnaf montgomery x reader #fnaf Montgomery Gator x reader #Montgomery Gator x reader #Montgomery Gator x afab reader #monty x reader smut #Montgomery Gator x reader smut #FNAF #Montgomery Gator x afab reader smut #ur mum

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inaflashimagine · 3 years

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alright i have finished my assignments and now i’m back to talk more of the jjk x hp au 😤

LMFAOOOO MAHITO W TOM RIDDLE VIBES. in canon, the role might fit geto better but as we’re straying from Angst in this au, mahito is a good substitute! but god is junpei part of the gang here? 👀 imagine a side plot w junpei where he’s one of the ones just absolutely taken w mahito’s persona and reader recruits nanami to save junpei from the clutches of Evil Villain Mahito 😂 but it’s nothing too terrible, he’s just a creepy dude w slightly questionable morals chsjsjakajshshs. like, we need reader and (a reluctant) nanami tailing mahito and them having to hide in a narrow, tight space to avoid detection at one point 🙈 (meanwhile, mahito absolutely knows he’s being followed, he just wants to cause chaos 🥴)

OOOOOO WAIT MAHITO AS A METAMORPHAGUS THO 👀👀👀

i honestly feel like 70% of ppl who see themselves as ravenclaws have parents that have brainwashed us into associating good grades w our identity/self worth lol like it might as well be a prerequisite at this point

yup yup nanami and hanami have similar names bc of their AMAZING BODS amirite??

honestly? me too, a lil bit lmao. i want them to be the unlikely couple that everyone is just like ‘wtf???’ when they see them do romantic stuff together 😂 YES. i was gonna say..... them being each other’s yule ball date would be too fast... we need the pining 🤌 the lingering stares as they watch each other dance w someone else 🤌 and maybe, MAYBE a brief stolen dance away from everyone else if we’re feeling a lil spicy 😳 hmmm if we’re putting hogwarts in japan (or calling it a diff name idk), beauxbatons takes students from europe and nanami has danish blood so 👀 like it wouldn’t be a relative since he’d be muggleborn but maybe his parents lived in europe before moving to japan and that person’s family were acquaintances of his parents or smth 🤔

both reader and nanami, upon finding out what each other smells from the potion: yup totally normal scents here 🙂

nanami would slap a bitch if snape tried to pull what he did w harry on any of the jjk crew. OH GOD ITADORI BEING THE CHAMPION FOR THE TOURNAMENT and nanami’s like 😐 when he’s chosen. i think w how the series began, he’d also have his name put in by somebody else why can i see mahito doing this but as a prank that went incredibly wrong (i was gonna say gojo considering the mans is feeding itadori sukuna’s fingers like they’re chicken nuggets in canon but i think he’d share nanami’s views on the tournament, except just slightly more willing to let our boi do it) but anyway, this could be after nanami and yuji have bonded and we can have nanami on protective dad mode, even if he’s only just a few years older in this au lol

omgggggg his love language i’m so soft for this hc 🥺 as a ravenclaw, you already know that nanami’s basically just saved reader’s life (in canon, this would be him exorcising a curse abt to kill them ksjdhdhsj) WHAT A MAN and god the comments in the margins...... 😭

NANAMI’S PARENTS RUNNING A BAKERY YES

reader visiting the bakery and nanami already knowing what to give them before they get there bc he knows their tastes well 🥺 it can be different every time too, but all things he thinks they’d like 😭

So tumblr erased my initial answer after I spent a solid 20 min writing this out I hate it here

But congrats on finishing your assignments!! Sorry this took a while to respond to I also had some hw to do despite my school supposedly giving us the day off jakfkjfjdks

YESS I initially thought of Geto being like Tom Riddle but I refuse to make Geto suffer and be miserable (the manga does that plenty🤧). The only angst he’ll endure is disagreeing with Gojo on what’s the best meal at KFC 💀

JUNPEI how could I forget that adorable boy thank you for reminding me!! The question to ponder, however, is what house this Iil dude is in🤔My mind first went to Slytherin (and it would make sense bc he could meet Mahito through that) but I have no solid reason to back up this choice LOL

But I love the idea of Mahito trying to get Junpei question his morals and philosophy. Perhaps as reader and (reluctant) Nanami tail a Mahito trying to talk to Junpei, Mahito suddenly turns around/walks back in reader’s and nanami’s direction (bc like you said he definitely knows when he’s being followed). Reader is panicking, pacing back and forth and wishing there was a nearby closet they could hide in..and boom, the room of requirement comes to the rescue!! Reader immediately shoves Nanami into the room before Mahito and Junpei get any closer. Of course the closet is tight af and Nanami wearily asks, “You couldn’t have asked for more space?” (Reader apologizes, but they sound far from genuine, they’re not a Hufflepuff after all😭)

MAHITO AS A METAMORPHAGUS IS SO BIG BRAINED OF YOU I LOVE THIS IM DEFINITELY GONNA INCLUDE IT THANK YOU

70% might be an underestimation if we’re being honest💀💀it’s def a prereq but hey at least the Ravenclaw colors are nice (I unabashedly wear my ravenclaw scarf around campus LOL)

HAHA amazing bods Nanami is built like a wall we can’t forget that😌😌(is it possible to insert a beach scene in a Harry Potter au?? No? Just me? Okay)

LMAOO Jogo + Hanami really are that unlikely couple that no one understands how they got together but somehow they’re one of the longest-lasting couples at the school. Reader once voices this opinion during a study session at the library with Nanami (and Gojo invited himself bc when does he not), and Gojo is like, “You just want what they have but you’re too weak to confess to your crush.” Reader, absolutely mortified, uses the severing charm to split the bridge of Gojo’s shades in retaliation. And Nanami knows he shouldn’t out of respect for reader, but he secretly wants to ask them who they like. But before he can ask they’re all kicked out of the library because Gojo can’t stop complaining about his broken sunglasses (use Reparo you dummy)

YESSS as someone who has recently watched Bridgerton and rewatched Pride and Prejudice it’s not a ball dance without the lingering stares😫😫we live for the mutual pining🌲🌲in this household. They are definitely getting a stolen dance, even if only for a few seconds (Nanami wishing he had leaned in further for a kiss before they’re accidentally interrupted by Haibara. Thanks Haibara-the-wingman for the cockblock😭😭)

Ooohh good point about the locations! Honestly I was just gonna leave the schools where they are but rarely (if at all) mention the nationalities of students and the countries the schools are in. Sorting that out sounds kinda messy but if I have the time I might hash it out more!

And because I’m leaning toward Nanami being a Hufflepuff, but I still like the idea of reader and Nanami bonding as prefects, I’m just gonna make both of them Head Boy/Head Girl. Since the Head Boy/Girl are tasked with many important duties I don’t think it’d be a stretch for them to greet the champions from the two other schools and show them Hogwarts. Hence the Beauxbatons champion taking an interest in Nanami and asking him to be her date (rip reader😃)

totally normal scents AKKFKFKSKAKF those two are getting roasted about this behind their backs (Gojo does it in front of their faces, he dgaf even as Geto and Haibara try to hold him back by putting duct tape on his mouth...although they’ve definitely considered quieting him with a silencing charm)

NANAMI SLAPPING SNAPE IS AN IMAGE THAT GIVES ME SM JOY LMAOO THANK YOU. You know you’re in the wrong when you upset Nanami💀

ITADORI’S NAME PUT IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE YOU GENIUS CHEFS KISS. I can totally see Mahito doing it as a prank (which would upset Junpei as he realizes that Mahito ain’t all that he’s just a massive dick). And we just know Megumi is joining Nanami’s side as they’re both worried af

Protective dad mode Nanami is best Nanami. Didn’t the tournament get press coverage as they got closer to the event? Whenever the interviewers ask Itadori invasive questions you can see an irritated, watchful Nanami in the corner😭

I’m sorry but I laughed so hard when I read the “mans is feeding itadori sukuna’s fingers like they’re chicken nuggets in canon” OH GOD LMAOOOO SO TRUE. But yeah I agree Gojo wouldn’t 100% agree with the tournament but we all know he’d love to participate in it. He can probs be the co-champion with Itadori, similar to Cedric + Harry but no one dies LOLL. And then during and after the tournament Gojo fully understands why Nanami treats Yuji/sunshine boy like his freaking son😭😭

YES he really did come in clutch and reader has fallen even harder (if that’s even possible alkdkfkfj). His comments in the margin would be gold too, his voice evident behind each word. He’d def make the ocasional sarcastic remark or an observation about Snape that sends reader into a giggling fit. Shoko tells reader to stop crushing on Nanami studying at 1am or she’ll seriously tell Nanami about reader’s crush. (If Shoko was given a Knut for every time she gave this threat she’d be the richest person on the planet)

NANAMI GIVING READER THEIR FUTURE FAVORITE PASTRIES AND BREAD and reader doesn’t even know it’s their favorite until they take a bite and they already want seconds so Nanami already has another plate ready for them pls I’m so soft. Meanwhile Gojo gets the stalest bread Haibara is definitely jealous that reader gets special treatment but reader is convinced Nanami is just being nice (for being a Ravenclaw the reader can be so oblivious it’s okay we love them😭)

This ask was such a delight to read that I willingly rewrote this even after tumblr crashed on me bc I love hearing your ideas. Thank you, fellow Ravenclaw, for enlightening this blog with such wonderfully written thoughts much much love🥺

#Vanessa rambles #I’m sleeping peacefully and happily after this bc of all this serotonin #jjk x hp au #can I call you my fellow Ravenclaw or Ravenclaw anon #honestly it’s such a disservice calling you just an anon #especially after every ask u send makes my brain wrinkle sm and so excited for this au🥺🥺#nanamin rights😌#long post #long ask #also sorry for the trash typos and grammar it’s late for me💀

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